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Should Women Propose
Men, Be Prepared for Emergencies
Girls, Leain How It's Done! ....
JYou've Got a Lot of Laughs Coming to
You and 1 hey're All Crowded Into
"Second Youth"
TODAY O N I. Y
FORI KLAMATH
TO ENTERTAIN
! Quota From rClaroath Falls
to Attend Lust Get-To-
fjcther of Season
', At noon today reservations for
' til a . Kurt Kluniiitb-KJiiMiiiih Falls
I community m;t ut. Fort Klumuth,
I pointed toward a mm successful
gathering and If tlui Indications tliut
'early hour are any criterion, l!io
Inst ciruvaii of the soason, from the
Klumuih Fall :liu in bur of , com
j morco should bo -the mint succes
, ful of Ue ,'enr, according to Lynn
J Bubln. soc.-a.ary, who lit liunilllnx
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l'1-A V TO ItK (ill NX
CiiniK Fire (iIiIn Will Knli'i'liilii ill
Mills Addition Kiimol Tlmrsiliiy
A delightful piny will In bIviui
Tliuisduy evening by llm Cii:niflrti
Klrlil of Mllln iiihllili.n ul in. Mills
llllllltlull KCllllOl llOIIKK. MlHIl IvIdlhU
'oiiiir In nomiilng lint girls.
WORK TO 111 MAIN'
ttVKMIXOTO.V. May (I Sew-
Iiiry Wink fiii'tiiiill)' denied diiliiy r.
IwiflH thill. li( ill I'i'lirn from th"
ml.llli'l oil July 1. '
' "I inn (no Imi-j tit ii'Ik" r even
tlllllil of It," III' Willi. "
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KLAMATH &LZ FALLS
We will do your
next week's
lilllilililililil .. llh
Ij
i
Washing
Without
Charge
and we'll do it in the
easiest and quickest
way washing ban be
done. It will
be done with
the
fllf EASY:
utim
Vacuum
Electric
WsSiBk Washer
and
Eureka
Cleaner
oh the day that you name
The EASY is an investment in wash day,
ease and can be placed in your home for
so little as $2.50 per week.
It will pay to ask for a demonstration not
the slightest obligation, of course. Tele
phone 129 or see the EASY at our show
rooms. ,
Eureka Appliance Company
with the .
Golden Rule Store
" f . v '
llio ciini vuii
Cam will luuvu ulurll)- uftur D
i. in. fir rort K In in :t ( It . will' re a
dliiiK-r ' Im inluld for 7:30. A
alliirt proKrojn will hu proclitoil by
tliu Klumutli KuIIk croup, It. C.
(IrouHljeik. Id lio tliu pcukr for
fjlie vlHltoi'H. ,. Two ' Fort Klamath
men will ulno micitk on thn )iro
riuui. A jltnoy (liinco at J p. in,
linn bi'cn ainiiiKiut for with Jjhiiuy
lluimton'ii Uircxi-plcco oriibuntrfc ' at
tunilliiK' Tliu visitor will not re
Mini ii until llm cuHtomury hour 'of
liildnlftht at thu (I.uh.u, ncc-onlliiK to
Sabln. -
'xty pcrmina from Klamath Kalln
In llio iiuola dolred by tho Fort
Klamnth ruoldoiiU, who aro to spon
sor, the dinner. In tho hotel. If at
mi,'" time, nald Sulilii, those not
plunnliiK, ""ii nn opportunity to go,
as an .vupvclally Kood attundanca It
tickets ni'iy lie bblalned at the Fort,
di'xiieil In order thai Klamnth Fulls
may come into eraser contact with
the Fort Klamath residents.
r - i . . . . i
i r rienaiy commercial
: Relations Are Sought
by Mexican Chambers
lEXICO CITV, Mny 0. Adoiaion
vf i commercial .arbitration aitree
in cut by tho Nalloual Chamber of
Commerce of Washington anil the
Confederation of Mexican Chambers
of Commerce Is recommended by a
special committee named hy the
Mexican confederation. The plan
recommended to settle, without re
wolirso to the courts, differences be
tween Mexican and United States
busluens .houses follows) virtually
without cIiuiiko the American-Argentine
agreement. It will bo voted on
nt the next meeting of confedera
tion, t , .
Prince Not Particular '
About Map of. His Land
' ' ' A
JJEULIN", May 6. An amusing
story Is told here by a publisher of
Roogrnphlenl nianys. A Mongolian
prlnco recently visited Uerlln to
place' an order for maps of hla coun
try. The publisher was glad to get
the order, but told the prince that
tho latest maps no hud were pub
lished before the war. - ,
"I must confess," said the pub
lisher, "that I don't know the ex
act . boundaries of your-country at
present. Haven't you some mater
ial thut will toll ma how to draw
tho boudary linos?"
"No. haven't" was tho reply.
"Hut V doesn't matter. Just you
draw tho boundaries as wide Us pos
sible, so that my peoplo may soc
how largo their counlry Is."
COWEN GETS TWO i
MONTHS IN JAIL
Sixty dtiygjlu tho county Jail wits
the package handed to MoKluloy
Cowcn by JtiBtico of tho Ponce K. K.
lliinsnker yestorday, following Cow
un's conviction In justice court on
a charge of possession of Intoxicat
ing liquor. .
"Too inuny of Cowen's fines have
been paid iy Cowen's father, so I
thought ho was about due for n jail
si'iittmi'6, Justlco ot the Peace It. K.
llunsaktir said today, "llesldos the
enso was rather serious. When they
brought 111 in before mo lie was so
drunk he could hardly stand."
Cowon was arrested last weok,
while the Wilson divorce case was
In progress. Ho wus etuight In the
i court house with two bottles of
nioonshlnOj in,.hlH-possession.
vy- . . . , ,
j OI T OK TOWN (a iOSTS
Malln mill Jaikevlon- lteslilcnts In
Lnkovlow rosldenls 111 Klamhlh
Falls report a, decldod lmprovomont
yovor tho roads ot two weeks ago,
.wiin n Miiiunni county siutoieit n
'wind anil snow storm Unit put the
Irnnd.i In very bad condition. Mr.
wind Mrs. 0, F. Mititke, riiniiiors of
the I.nkevlow district, are In tho
city for several days and while
horo nvo slopping In tho Arcado
hotel. F. 0. Wlldn, well known busi
ness ninn of Mnlln, Is In tho city
'.for tho remainder of tho week. .
, I
Out glass makes n flno wedding
pvesonl, lyil a -jitior oniitigeiuenl
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BY: PSYCHOLOGY
H SAN PKDUO, Calif., May 6.
Flllit psychoanalysis; practiced to
prevent aerial accldunts, rather than
mend broken bones or patch up
luckless pilots and observers after
a crash, lr they survive, has In
creased the efficiency of L'nlteil
H11HU4 naval aviators to a larx''
degree, statistic aboard the II. 8.
8. Aroostook, naval all , 'raft tend
Or, Indicate.
Medical officers aboard the ten
der declare that 90 per cent of aeri
al accidents during tho World War
were due to uhyslcal psychological
defects of the flying personnel.
Acting upon this percentage com
piled from fatalities, the medical
staff of the Aroostook has cstab
Hf.ed a careful examination, scien
tific "In every detail, over the 150
pilots and observers, who took-off
In heavy bombers or light scout
planes from the long, flat deck of
the tender.
Filers Observed
The flight suregons observe the
fliers each time before a flight Is
begun.
. "1 can tell hy talking with a. pilot
In the morning," declared Pr. Rob
ert 0. Dnvla. senior flight surgeon,
"whether he l able to go aloft that
day. If .his psychological canditlcn
seems shaky he has to stay aboard.
"We will not permit a man to
fly who' has domestic difficulties,
or if his family objects to his going
aloft; At the critical moment a
pilot's mind may wander to what
his wife said at breakfast and he
ends In a fatal crash."
Must lte Kxnmiiictl 1
When an ensign Is assigned to
the Aroostook for flight duty, he
first must be In 100 percent physic
al condition; - then he is subjected
to" a most searching psychological
examination. Dr. Davis explained.
Vlsuul balance, visual muscle bal
ance,, and tests of depth perception
from 4 lie basis of the applicant's
examination trial before he is aw
arded wings. :
BARGE WILL BE
Y TUESDAY
BEAD
Decorations on "Veneitan"
Arrive in Klamath Falls
This Week in
. a-J it ;
"Venetian," the dance barge Uo
be put Into" . th waters of Ltjke
iKuwana far the summer's use, will
not be ready ,for Saturday night.
Frank Confer, a member of the
company building tho dance barge
made the unji'juncement today after'
numerous Inquiries hud been made
In regard tir when the barge would
be put In the water for me.
"However," said Center, '.'the
barge will bo read for Its Initial
trip on Tuesday night and several
Interesting features " have been
planned for the opening night. The
'first trip Into the lake -will begin
at 9 p. m. or 9:15 p. m. After that
patrons arriving, late will be taken
to the barge by j a smaller boat
which will tow the barge -back ta
Its moorings later in the evening."
jThe boa Is now In I-ake Ewaiina,
iast nearing completion. The latest
: reports from the ship yards today
reported the floor will be laid before
; (Saturday afternoun. Extra carpen
ters and help have been hired to
speed the work along. Awnings and
decorations' arrived this week from
the south and aro being put on the
barge as fast as possible, according
to Confer. Houston's "Aggravators"
will be on the barge three nights a
week during the summer.
KIWAX1S IMtOUIUM
Tuin DcUeil in rhnrgc of Arrange
. . 'iiii'iHnJ fur Luncheon
Tom Dclzell Is in charge of the
luncheon program. of the Klnanls
club for - Thursday noon aud . has
Included In the circular letter a
Mother's day p'oem in observance of
thai day,', which fall -on Sunday, May
10. The meeting will be held a3
usual In the chamber ot commerce
rooms.
MIXES POISOX
Another Ton of Squirrel Poison Is
Mixed by Henderson
County Agricultural Age,nt C. A.
Henderson mixed a ton ot squirrel
poison for distribution among farm
ers and ranchers of Klamath county
for the annihilation of squirrels and
.other rodents. With the final mix
ing -of the ton of poison, the n'um-
i'ber of pounds mixed within the
past spring has reached 65,000
pounds.
FItOM MACIKEI,
J'linips ,(q Jt' Working in Irrigation
District Soon .,,
FlirfM YHEKA
Mrs. Mary inrUner to Attend Golden
Wedding; of Kiiiinitts
Mrs. Mary Gardner, now a resi
dent ot Yreka, arrived In the city
this week for a visit with her sis
ter, Mrs. Jennie Hum. While here
Mrs. Gardner will attend the golden
wedding of Mr. und Mrs. R. A.
Kmmltt. Years ago when R. A.
Kmmltt was justice of the peace at
Kono, ho performed the ceremony
that married Mrs. Gardner aud
threo of her sisters.
; According to M. O. Packard Jr.,
a contractor from Macdoel spend
ing several days in the city, the
t)umj3 on the Irrigation district of
Macdoel wilt be working within the
next few dsjj and the ranchers and
farmers busy with the spring work.
PackardJr. is a frequent visitor in
the city from the south and inter
ested in the irrigation improvement
of the country.
FROM 1AKEVIKW
iSovrral Families From Neighboring
Town In Klaniatli Fulls
TO (TT KXI'K.NSFS '
WASHINGTON, Jlny 0. An mu
mini redurtlon of $5iV5,0INI in the
oiM-rnttiiR I'MM'iises of the Reneriil
land luffiro through u vivorgnniia- i'plng in the city for several days.
lion of the bureau was iiiiiioiinci'd
today by Sceiftnry Work. .
j Anwng tne many out of town
visitors in the city this week are a
number from Lakevlcw. Mr. and
Mrs. P. G. Larson and Mrs. uLrson's
mother, Mrs. C. J. Gaylord are
among those stopping for several
days. O. M. Calkins, prominent at
torney of Lakevlew, is also stjp-
Special
Today ,
Fresh rhubarb pie
Apple Sauce cake
Nut Loaf
and of course
GOLDEN
KRUST
BREAD
(Now 12c a loaf)
The '
Klamath
Bakery
" 826 MAIN .
IMSKVIEW OF MOVJK FILMS
ACID TEST OF POPULARITY
HOLLYWOOD, Cal May 6. The
preview of motion pictures in subur
ban theaters of Los Angeles has
! come to be looked on by producers
j as the acid test of popularity with
! audiences. ,
j Representatives of the producing
company, "laugh und ! tear" spot
i ters, are scattered through these
' first-night audiences. The stars,
too. frequently attend the previews,
i This diagnosis of a picture, 'pro
! ducers declare, often sheds strango
' lights on. situations thought nt first
to be comedy or tragedy. 1 It a so
culled dramatic sltuatiou fulls: to
bring the desired tension',, pr, worse
j yet, elicits laughter,' 'the; film ' is
; hustled back to the "cuttinjj room"
! for amputation. Comedy that fails
; to produce sufficient mirth ,W b'ol
j atered up,' . '. '!'"" ' '"
A man tells H ts ne' was n fool
when ho marrlod and his wife tells
us he hasn't changed a bit.
Gas Oil
CRATER
SERVICE
STATION
, . 2nd and Main ',
OPEN TODAY
Marie
Prevost
-in-
'Cornered'
A Picture That Is .
Unusual
Unique
... .Unexpected '
Louise Alsace
"International '
Violinist"
Russell and Ford i
"Darktown . -Strutters"
Kuhn Sisters fl " 'f
"Bits of :
Vaudeville"'
, Allen and Dale,
Comedy Singing,
Talking, Dancing '
And a big special
attraction
BERTHOLDI'S BIRDS
A Feathered Carnival
Two Complete Shows Every Evening .
Vaudeville at 7:15 - 9:15
j. .1 ... .
JOIUXKV TO ASHLAXI)
Eastern Star Meinlx'iV to Put on
Initiation For Xew .Mejutxrs
Seventeen members of the East
ern Star of this city, journeyed to
Ashland yesterday to join In initia
tion ceremonies conducted there last
night. Those making the trip were
Miss : Frances Hcattjr, Mfs,. Mttiiott
Hanks, Mr. and Airs, - George. J.
Walton, Mrs. H. G. Wortley,' Mrs. ft. ,'.
E. Wattenburg, ' Mrs. Lena Dennjs;
Mr. and Mrs. Allan B. Jones, .Irs.
D-Jllle Virgil, Mrs. Mollie. Holding,
AfVs. F. H. Cofcr. Mrs. F. Hill Hunt-. '
ef.; Mrs. H. E. Jones, and -Mrs.
Charles Thomas. '- "4
A. ' ' ... M.
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Paper
nangmg
Two choice sets
to make your selections from
of sample books Ai4
This is the month io
make your decisions as
to your interior and ex
teri or decorating
changes with your
spring house cleaning.
1 'ii
I am in position to help im
t
you. with your problems -$ '
of this nature and have:
a crew . of competent,,! ' f
.
courteous mechanics, wij
who will satifsy you.
T i
t
Painting
Tinting $s
Franklin T. Andrews
"I'll Paint For U"
828 High Street Phone 249-R
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