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EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1925
THE CHAIN GANG
It is to be hoped that the city will not put into effect
the proposal to establish a chain gang and work city pris
oners who are serving short sentences for drunkenness
or other minor infractions of the law. If a chain gang is
to be established it belongs properly with the county of
ficials where men are serving from 3,0 days up for more
serious off enees against society. , .
The city prisoner who is jailed for being drunk is in
no physical condition to stand up under the street work.
The street commissioner would be compelled to employ
one or more extra guards to watch the prisoners, and the
experiment undoubtedly would prove a costly one from
every standpoint. '
BETTER SANITATION
Mayor Goddard and County Health Officer Newsom
are to be commended for taking the initiative toward
procuring better sewage and sanitation for' the Fairview
district Neither official desires to appear in the role of
an alarmist, but conditions there are admittedly bad, and
unless something is done Klamath Falls may possibly be
faced with a typhoid epidemic of serious proportions.
Residents of the Fairview . district . are extremely
anxious to better the prseent unsatisfactory and danger
ous sanitary condition, and it behooves the city officials
to throw every possible safeguard around the district arid
the people therein to the end that lives will not be needlessly-endangered
through a typhoid epidemic which is
preventable if proper action is speedily taken.
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TODAY'S CROSS WORD PUZZLE
re Tin"
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19 ao ! 21 "lza
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29 I ISO I I 1 31 1
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HOItl.ON'TAli
Repast. .
Olio.
Pas for sheep. .
City. ,
To f j;ay.
Keillor pronoun.
Weaving twigs. .
3.H1.6.
A convent worker.
Straight. - ' ' '
Fluid used far illumination.
Legendary bird of prey. .
Opening that permits water
escape.' i -
26. To sunburn.
27. To pry.-
29. Half in era. . '
30. An entertainment at home.
32. The plant uplkenard.
34. Moved smoolhiy.
35. Group of threo. : '
30. To flog. - - -
37. The belief In Cod, but not
. - religion.
39. Ewlamatlon.
41. J'ertainlng to found.
43. Lyric. j
44. Thin nipinliriinn or layer.
Mil. Tn eiiulp.
47. Unit.
48. To bind.
60. To uiwlKt.
62. -iL.lke.
63. Villuted. ' -66.
Yellow Hawalliin bird.
68. hln of fruit . '
J.J. T f.iipl.-.'..i.' . :
to
D9.
60.
61.
Ancient.
Oceans. ' ' ' ' " ' '
Small salamander.
VKKTICAL , , .....
iPrinciple, leading.
Preposition of place.
Humble. - '
Up to. " '' . ''""'
Prank. . '
Small pear-shaped fruit.
Alleged power producing
notism.
A raised platform.
A small mass. v
Small social Insect.
To rotate.
Largest plant.
Meager.
To breathe hard. 1
Characteristic of noon.
A wiilte Ilovvor (seen In i
button hole).
Vulgar.
lliile dressmaker."
Covered by footgear.
Precise.
Plot of gronnd. ,
to squeal. ,
T.i accomiillsh.
' Point of compass. . ',
Asds. ... 1 "'' ." .
I'l'ilunged suund of "s."
Contrail.). 1
Idxchnnge premium.
Neglects,
Fixm, j '
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Mencken'
FANCY KlCKf-T
BY CHARLES P. STEWART
NEA Service Writer
WASH1NOTO N H. 1.
Menckrn likes living tn
America. At least, so he
says. He's so extremely unortho
dox and the United States, these
times. Is o much the other way
that It seems as If he wouldnH
enjoy hirasalf here. But. talking
with me t his home down tn
Eaitl-ro. recently. 'Td he very
' ' unhappy." he
remarked, "in
a community
of people all
juat like my.
elf." Of
course this ob
aervatlon lays
him open to
the comeback.
"Bo would
anybody else"
The editor of
the "American
Mercury"
didn't mean It
that way. how
ever. "1 get
my real kick
out of life."
t continues. "; tots land of con
TenUons. by defying them alh" I
This Is the rlsrht vray to look at
tt. .no doubt. Forced to dwell here.
i u be la. for tnuUnesi reasons, the
Irrepressible Ur Uer.cUcn shown
sound sense In tasintlns on eeelns
: the bright side of coniltiohe be
' has to put C5 with anyway
! Nevertheieis. U fci -to be admitted
.that existence la thla country Is
. pretty dreb tedty. csi.-.pared with
vwhat It wca ud to a dozen or 16
years ago. Before then. I myself
liked It here an well ae I liked any
other olace and even better than
.1 liked some. Sut not r.ow. At
'present I can't tl.lnk of a single
'spot I ewer visltKl on the whole
globe where I wouian t rainer uve
than here a tte un:;ea tiuiea.
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fTttiB rsrJ iretaaB I live here Is
I the same real rc&son that H.
CU. lfenchen has for doing so,
too. I don't baaeve that story
about his unhapplness among peo
nl mnre or leea lilie' himself. I
notice he trains .around with his
own kind that is. Vat nearest he
aui come to bis or.-n kind. His
mi reaaus is, "Vbis Is tiie easiest
country in th world to make a
livin In." la a theuzbtles nvo
tatmt he kt this bit of tnfcnna-
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tasninoiow
Hon out IPs a good reason, ion.
A country lf pleasant to iie in.
nevertheleM Isn't very pleusant U
you've nothing to live op.
ENTION" the fact that ycu
don't like the present-AnV
United Stales and ovcryhcly
assumes It s proniDmon yu ., .
like. Proihlbition Is one or m
svmptoms. true enough, but It
Isn't the dlseaso The disease t
standardisation by law. ine en
tire world Is suffering from It hut
the United Stati-a has by far the
worst ease, sianoaruiiaiion o
moral suasion is legitimate hut
compulsory standardization Is 6"
tns too far. ; - v ,
s'v ' -
1TV)R Instance,' some of the .
, 'neighbors' children aren't al.
lWed to play with my little
cirl because, preferring to teach
i N her rellgloa1
according to
certain Idea
of my own. I
won't send her
to 8 u n d a y
school. That's
moral -suasion
and quite all ,
right. But If
t h e neighbor
had their way.'
they'd have a
-taw passed,
putting me In;
tail They may'
An It VAt.
JStevart ' And my y,
just A KicKCB.s'tcm Is just as;
- " likely to be
right ss the neighbors' system.'
even thougn tney re in rojui.7.
The ouertlon whether men d-
.i tram 'monkevs or not
can't be settled by a popular vote.
If they did they" did. no mnttcri
what the electorate thinks abou
It If they didn't they didn't. r,
gardless of any decision. ettb
polls..
EINO an American myseir dj,
I B a aood many generation de'
. acent I could be a Son ofi
the American RovoluUon If I
t.o,.u to. I'm eligible I can say
If 1 please, that I don't like tnisi
country the way It la now. I do.:
placse and I do say so. It I'conldJ :
I'd Uve somewhere else. And iri !
V U Mencken would own up j
I'll bet he'd have to say the sama
JL thine.'" ... v. j!
and everything on Its hook.
For turning nrtlcles liisido out
and pulling threads, a pulr of extra
sharp pointed tweeters in llio sew
ing basket lj handy.
Tlio process of hanging a drew l
simplified by standing at the top of
llio stairs or on n landing while tlui
dressmaker sits on a atnlr below.
If all euiinod g-iods are openvd
two hours befuro uilnt;, a hotter
flavor Is obtained.
In miking Mde draporles whlih
aro often made of rrr'.nnno or a
plain drnperg fabric of about llio
same weight, meniiure from tlio top
of llio window fruino to a pslnt
one Inch bcloiv It.
In shoer curtain muteriiil". Hie
hem Is frequently matlo of two or
r i
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i "Mv husband said m less wero' a sin and It caused me great momAf
! anguish. ' explains Ituth Mnrjory Plnet llurket, who Is suing her hue.
i band, Kiav.'us Unrjtet, Los Angeles capitalist, for divorce, v Ituth IS
. . known. on the stauo as ltcneo 'I'lneU. ii
jlmn one. In sut h a case, the first
turn of the hem l mntln the depth
of lh" lieut rather (hull Jtiit a
-H'tim's width.
piaellra In let
the trei'i.
the chirks roost III
Chicks taught to roost early are
lens likely to overcrow. 1, according
in I ho (). A. I'. vxirltiii'iit sliuloti.
An soon as llio clil' ks lire well
feiuhered they tin lio moved to Hum Tilts cnii bo nrAO iipllsltod oy pine
raiigo house. Tlio bent Oregon j lug slutted rousts an the floor nnd
rnng.-s arc tlioso Raving trees and gr uliially raising them until IS to
running water, reports the eper. I I Inches from tlio floor, Tlila ul
niciit Bttitlon. .Although, r an go1 lows a free circulation of fresh air
threo thicknesses of material ritlier j houses aro provided It Is a good j under tho chicks while ruosiuig.
48. Enemy.
49. Horn. .
51. Blockhead.
63. By.
54. Lair. - '
66. Diminutive foj father.
58. First pers. pronoun.
YESTERDAY'S SOLUTIO.V
erSSI a a l& SiJfLtJ
bee m$,J&W&M
New Vorl: minister wants boys to
stop plnyliig marbles and we'll hut
boys want lilln to i;tnp talking.
It dikes all
r illy "jifurlil.
ltllKil "If pf'Ollll' , til
i'HOM.K I'OI.NTKIt Hl'f.'tJKSTIOXHl
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(From O. A. C. School of Homo
Economics, Corvallis)
Waxing the bottom -of chair rock
ers w'.ien the floors are being dono
will prevent their scratching whoii
pushed ucross the floor.
Pouring melted parrafln wax Into
the vacltlcs of . loose, furniture 'ens
and allowing to stand for 'several
tors, inserting the castors carefully,
hours will prevent their slipping out.
Creasing tho hands with cold
cream before beginning rough work
will protect tho skin.
Paper that sl'lcks to the table top
may be removed by putting a fow
droiw of sell on the paper and rub
bing gently with n soft cloth.
The dust bag of a vacuum cleaner
In Minified easily by , placing the
niijiilh l.i u large suck liimeiid of
shaking the dust into a , newspaper.
Kuvurul tablespoons of peanut but
ter creamed with Hhorlenlng glvo a
novc'l nfid delirious flavor to cook-
A nlnp-tmvliiK Ul tf-lii-it may tie had
J by. Ha'.iiS ,;t ll'i.'l. f.",C !'tv,i.) UHUI,
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Shoe
Repairs
Just like teeth repairs or any other kind
of repairs arc usually put off just as long
as possible. ,
But if you would only remember that the
result would be 100';,'. better, your shoe
would have its comfortable shape, the soles,
would-jtay put and the whole job last
longer if you mailed them in as soon as
they were worn enough to need it
You would get more
shoe for your money
But anyway we can fix them. Just as long
as the hooks and eyelets are there, wc can
make you a good pair of shoes. . ...
Mail in a pair
n 1;
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ear
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W. W. Connors
Shoe Rep
air SI
Next door to Herald
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