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EVENING HRIiALD. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
Pi-
H I K E N O T:E S
v Issued Kver Krlilay,- ,. ,--
Published by tlio Stiitlfiuts of Klniunlli County Illicit Hcliool
Issued Daily, except Sunday, by ; The Herald ; Publishing
Company. Office: 119 N. Eighth Street, Klamath Falls, Ore.
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FRIDAY, APRIL 24, 1925 .
, Another David?,
Nearly every reader of a newspaper is familiar with
Arthur Brisbane, .the editorial writer. for the Hearst
newspapers. In his column which appeared in" the San
Francisco Examiner. of the 22nd, he had this to' say:
"Mrs. . Carrie , Cook,, who will know better next time,
stole a pound of butter from a lunch room and hid the
" butter under her hat. She was. caught, pleaded guilty and
- is now spending thirty days in the workhouse.
"Nothing was said about anybody from the District
Attorney's office being present in the grand jury room or
anything of that kind. There's a big difference between
stealing onepound of butter and $100,000,000 worth
Of Oil.-: V,T '.'v,' ' : ' V.- ; " .
"You can't hire the best lawyers or impress a great and
wise judge with one pound of butter." .-. - . r,
If Mr. Brisbane were familiar with local conditions,
he would probably have this to say in his column:
"If you are a big Power company, and if you are af
filiated with the. bigger Power Trust that is hying to get
control of the water power of the nation, you could steal
the power belonging to the farmers and.be sure of the
backing of the Interior department and its distinguished
secretary, who secured his appointment through the in
fluence of th6 well-known power senator Phipps of
Colorado. When, you have money to; make a Judas, out
Of public ssrvants, big and little, you; can !go ahead. But
sometimes there is a David that brings down a Goliath
and the Klamath Irrigation district may be that David."
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TODAY'S CROSSWORD PUZZLE
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Tnrce Bunded araiidilla ('a' un
keyed letter)
Rovorentlal tear.
T9 risk.
Runs away to marry.
Damage. (
Paid publicity.
Devoured.
Mother. "
Docile. . :'
Neuter pronoun.'
To drink slowly.
To salt.
Point ol compass.
Before. .
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Father. ' . . ' . ' ,
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Printer's
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measure.
A slave to habit
Conjunction. ' .
Nay.
Mental state ol a gr;up.
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IPossessed. "
Half an em.
Instrument to permit outlook on
' water. . ,..-., .
Disturbs. '1
IjiiIeclln:ii):o nnun.
Observed.
Musical exorcise. . '
Correlative of nellhel-.
VlOHTIC.Ui
1. Scrawny anlmMs.
, 2f JCzclnmation of surptlso,
8. To stuff. :
Publisher
News Editor
ION
RATES .'
ISy Mall
One Year '.
Six Months
Three Mouths
One Month : .
$5.00
2.78
1.50
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4. To perform.
6. To stay.
7. Abutment of an arch. .
8. Fit. , ,
9. You and I.
10. To pass safely through peril.
12. Small salamanders.
14. Unit. - .V
17. Increases In depth.
19. A marvel.
21. Fresh- water mussel.
22. Behold.
23. Half an em.
25. Rich brown color.
31. Siberian antelope.
32. Strap by which a shield Is held
on arm. .
33. One who follows the fashion.
34. Subsist.
3B. Tj accomplish.
36. Koloased downward (vur.)
37. To offer.
YKSTIiKDAY'S SOLUTION
' BlOlBIBiTFipRlOIIIAlR'lYl
S 0k SSIEmL gffiS W O O
war
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BY CHARMS P. STEW AM'
NBA Sctvk'9 Writer
' Y7'AS)UX'a'rcN"80 lflsh 1-0
' tii mllroaihi that thoy want
asKcultuwl vroai-erlty more
)nn nnylwly ele, except the
fanners, 'and at least aa much M
tho fiu-mera do. So 11. P. Yoakum
, toys. 1 "
' ' As one of the couitry' oldest
railroad presidents, ho ought to
know.
l'fvsonnny. he's so solttsh that
, he orftanlteit the KavmeMo-Coti-aurrer
Leoijue, of whidi he'a head.
The furmere," ho explains,
"have not to prosper or we rail
road men can't live."
.
BP. YOAKITM is a very hard--.
belled old railroad man first,
a farmer second. He knows
It, He didn't want to dlsousa the
farm problc.n from, tho railroad
anxle.
It X doV e' Orted, "every
' boily'll say, 'Yeah, that's all he
care about the farmers one word
.1 tor them and two for the roads.".
: I made a remark about the era
t railroad building and the break
1 Ins plow In the west. Ills eye lit.
j i "res," he exclaimed In' a new
; tone, us to a fellow member of hla
; ovn fraternity of tho past, "In
OUR day that's the way It was."
And ho warmed right up. There
nre advantages In being as old aa
i anybody else.
j B. P. Yoakum's plan, packed
1 small, !s: Direct delivery from
I farmer to consumer and direct
I -jnyment by consumer to farmer,
1 eliminating numcrons middlemen
j who now (racket all such trans
1 actions' protlta and more. too. How
effect this direct exchange? By co-
coeratlvo distribution and market
Ins on a national scale, but with
out government control, supervi
sion or Interference, which would
to worse than neediest but for
which nearly all Dropoeed laws
provide.
Thus, says B. F. Yoakum, agri
culture will get what's coming to
if and there won't be all this kick
lng about freight rates, which nat
urally seem high o tho farmers
now, though they're low . to the
rolhoade, couaivloring what It costs
them to run.. '
42. Feminine pronoun. -
44. Foot of tt cat. ' .
45. Lowbrow presuming fellow..
46. To open (poetical).
47. Era. ..
49. Sixth not in scale.
51. Toward.
TO KXHIBIT WORK
The girls of Miss Martinson's
Home Economics classes and boys
of Mr. Wels3's Manual training have
planned to give an Open House in
the school building on Friday after
noon. May 7. It will consist of ex
hibits of work done during the year.
Further plans for the event have
not been stated as yet.
BAKER. HKKK
Smperinitcndfnt of Klamath Indian
' '" Agency Visiting In City
Fred A, Baker, superintendent of
tho Klamath-' Indian Agency spent
the day In Klamath Falls, visiting
with friends and transacting con
siderable business for tho Indians
on the reservation. .
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: r i.rti ifj 1 sir i 1
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Bp
wrm
RIGHT nfter the last election It
was widely predicted a tre
mendous boom was ahead,
I dropped In to ask Secretary
of Commerce Hoover what ho
thouRht about It. expecting him to
Ry, "You bet there'll be a boom,",,
as most public and business men
used to do when asked, "What do
times look ltkor' '"' , '
Instead ho beiron picking flaws
In the situation, pointing out that
proppxts were less favorablo than
- some folk thought,
' "The stock market's bullish," he
ad nltted sadly, "but brightening. ,
"underlying conditions aren't so
Jjood."
Then ho 'explained, "Booms
would be nil right tf It weren't for,
slumps. But whenever there's a
boom there's a slump, Wo dont
want booms because we don't want
1 slumps.""
' '
the boom hasn't mato
rlallieil. Business has been.
- pretty fair but not on a boom
basis. 4 Tho Commerce Department
jflft (liEEWMIZ! ft
M- HOW I
SV HAVE.
Is all smiles. "Deflation of over-,
optimism" Is how President W. B,j
Knox of tho American Bankers'
Association describes what .has
been going on.
Chaihman bessib baricer
BHUEQOEMAN of the Unit
ed States employes' compen
sation commission no sooner had
announced that dry agents are ,
"engaged In the most hazardous
civil employment under tho gov-;
r ernment than dosens of ecoff- '
laws rose to remark: "Of courno
with the present ; quality of
hooch..1"
' : Which just shows bow untrust
worthy scoSlaws ore, dry agents
being able to pick and choose, as
common folk can't. ,
. I''-
T:rH Washington Letter takea,
credit, anyway, for not saying
a Word when Comptroller Qen
era! McCarl ruled that a naval
officer, transferred from one Job to'
another job somewhere else. Isn't;
entitlod to include in his expense
account tho cost of taking his
mother-in-law along. ,
PERSONALS
Jim Grimes, In company with hla
family, was a Klamath Falls visitor
yesterday from Williamson river.
A. McN'crmcy and A. Pilatlo, resi
dents, ot Sacramento arrived In the
city last night where they have ac
cepted positions In Klamath Falls
buolncss' houb'es. McNermoy is a
former resident, leaving the city In
February for the south.
H. R.A PIcrco Is an out of town
visitor In tho city from his home In
Ashland.
A. h. Anderson In spending the
remainder of the week In Klamath
Falls from his home In Slsson.
Oi-a Banister is a Klamath Falls
visitor from his home fn Medford,
having mado the second trip to this
section within a week.
J. R. Morris of the Fageot Truck
compar..?. Is - a" business visitor In
Klamath Falls, where he has been
conferring with logging contractors.
Mr. and Mrs. H. O. Enders Jr.,
of Ashland are guests In tho White
IT'S A LONG NIGHT THAT HAS NO
Vot. I.
CITY SCHOOL NURSE
SPEAKS TO STUDENTS
MUs Covult, tho city, scJiuol nurso
Kivvo an InlerusUux "lui Instructive
talk to the mmnburs of Miss Wlthy
ctimbo's biolnRy elnsd, and Miss Mar
tinson's advanced' cooking class on
Wednesday, "First Aid" was liar
topic ami some practical bondiiKlnn
was demouslralod, ,
The clusics loarnod soma ot tho
c.iusos and remddlua of strliiH.
forclmi subslnnces In tho cyo,' oar
disorders, croup, diarrhea, and other
common dlsordurs. Suvural uses bt
thu triangulnr bandage wero shown,
as woll ni tho tunr-tallod bamluKo,
flKuro eight, etc. The clauses wero
allowed to try IwndiiKlng for them
svlvxs, which turhlshed amusement
as well as Instruction. '
HI-I'IU (K11UW
By ill Ijirlus
Miss Mack: Herbert, what is. tho
matter with you?" " . '
Herbert Clrnybili ''l'vo got uw
dust In iiiy hair." ,
Miss Mack: "la there a leak In
Tour head?"
Honjr of (lie Glutton
Now Uod be praised,
My stomach's raised
An Inch above tho table.
For I am crammed," ;
. And also Jammed,
Ait full aa I am able.
Alts. Veatch: "Now, Don, there Is
an old superstition that If you take
a small piece of cake, and put It
under your pillow at night, that all
your dreams would comd true."
Don: "Kazsbcrrlos! I'm gonna
eat the cake and put tho pillow over
rat stomach. "
Mrs. 8o!omon:- "Now,' Zed, parse
tho word 'kiss'." 1
Zed: "Kiss lit a notin. "It Is al
ways used as a .conjunction. It is
ncvor declined. It Is not singular,
and Is usually plurul. It usually
agrees with porson, nnmber and
gendor. It Is maro comnion than
proper." ' -
Tho height of extravagance m of
fering Gilbert Fleet "a penny for
bis thoughts."
. . .
Mr. Darling has been chocking
up oa tho names ot the graduates
t'o find out bow the students wish
them to appear oh tholr diplomas.
Pelican hotel for tho remainder of
tho week.
. C. Wl Fox of Eugono Is among
the Klamath Falls visitors from tho
Lane county seat. '
E. if. Porter of Med ford and A.
Fostor ot Ashland are among tho
out of town visitors from over the
mountains.
Man got arrested tor. beating op
a movlo usher In 'Seattle, proving
wo must suppress somo desires.
DAWN ,
Kliuuntli Palls, tftxim,' Frlihiy, April DM,
Ill KRNOTK8"
fiTAPP ,
Kenton Hnmnkor BdUor-tu-Ohlnt
Kiluu Dunbar Assistant lCUItur
Helen Osburno -. Hueloty Editor
Don Veiitch Joke Kdllor
tCllnabeth Orftlinm ....Htuduut Aotlv.
(lordon Smith ... Attitude ISdllor
Wendell Smith Honlnr Reporter
Mario , Crystal .-.Juulor Hiiportor
Lorraine Mordot( ....Soph. Ruporttir
Varnou Kuykondull..Prosti Ruportur
l'OWklt I'Mftt VINITKD
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Tuesday afteruoolt, tho physics
class,. neconipaiiled by Mlas Withy
combo and Copeo btfU'lala for gulden
visited the power plants oa Link
River,
the old plant waa Vlsilud first,
and tho new one second. Tee (rip
was most Interesting, as la ' any
trip of that kind. The puplla oould
see what ttiuy , had boon learning
from books In practice,
Thu science , classes frequently
mako trips of tail typn. It affords
tho clasues s thorough understand
ing of applied science.
, Htll'HOMOHH XOTKtt , . ,
- Tho Sophomore class wishes to
thank the Freshman class for Its
kind Invitation to share tho fun at
their picnic".' The Sophomores will
be kind, however, and pir fdr half
of tho oats.
Tho girls ot the Sophomore class
Invite the girls ot K. C. II. fl. to
go on a hike on Sntitrday, May 2.
Thera will bo a weenie roust, fishing,
swimming, and other Added attrac
tions. All are asked to he at the
Elks Temple 'promptly at 9 d'clock.
Co mo prepared lo make a day of It.
The 0. L. S. will meet at the
home of Thulma Orlttla next Mon
day evening. 1 There will bo a pro
gram, Ramus, and refreshments. All
members are requested to bo pres
ent; . Maud Simmons, Etta Mnlhers
Virginia Richmond will be Initiated
Into the society' at IIVIs meeting.''
HNTKltTAIN ASHKMIUV.
The members ot the inusla depart
ment entortalned the assembly with
a short program Inst Monday. The
program consisted or numbers by the
orchestra and the "girls qtinrtot.
The gleo club sang two selections.
Miss Mcpherson, the Head of the
music department; sang a solo, and
thu last number on the program was
given by tho mixed chsrus.
PROM TIIK X)HT
Jerry Blwmoro Hays No Snow In
poit Klamath Iteglon
Jerry sisnmoro, prominent stock
man of Fort Klamath, Is apondlng
tho woek In Klamath Falls visiting
with frlonds. According, to Slso
tnore, tho snoW In tho Fort Klam
ath region, that was so prevalent
during Easter week, has ontlroly
disappeared, and tho road sloared.
HAH I"FI,VK.NZ.Y
Several now cases ot Influenta
have been roportod during the past
wcok, none ot them proving fatal'.
Among tho residents ot the city, suf
fering from on. attack Is Jack
Murphy.. ,
VISITORS LOUD IN
PRAISE OF KLAMATH
, Among tho many , out ot town
visitors, high ' In tholr praise ot
Klamath Fulls and Klamath county,
are TI..B. Oakloaf of Portland and
A. T. Foley of fioattlo, who are
spending some time In the city, visit
ing with their frloud Louis K. Por
ter. ; '
Oakloaf and Foloy are' lntarostod
in tho Northwest Blower Kiln, com
pnny of which Bovorrll branches nro
located In Klamath Falls. Accord
ing to Oaltleaf, innhagot' of tHo com
pany, they wlh td ostttblisti aovoral
Other kilns In Klitmath Falls, which
thoy bollovo to be tho llvost town
on the Pnolflc cdast for tho slsio.
Foloy, onglnoor for the company,
was Inspecting the company Intor
toresls this morning 'and re-echoed
the thoughts of Oakloaf In estali-
llshlng a larger numbor ot kilns in.
this district!
At
Bonanza, Ore.
' Saturday NlgKt
APRIL 25
Club Orchestra ,
Good Time Guaranteed
P Dance
ItMlil
No, in
ADVERTISEMENTS ARE
SOLD FOR "EL RODEO''
As thu wnaiho'i- Is behaving nice,
ly (his week, ; students tiro soiling
advertisements' In Kl Ilodno. Tho
school has been hiving drives for
tlm lalo of uperottu tickets and
various oilier things. Hut If you
have any desire tu hulp put over the
must vxpunslvn project fur adver
tising Klamath Palls that has aver
been undertaken bo prepared 1 to
tuka an ndvertl'oniput In '' a bettor
hint) school, Added luster , for tho
roputtttlon of the cominunlly
tho lasting good will ' bt all
high school slucliihts,
and
tho
HKNIOII NDTKH
A cnariy ilu was bold by the
afturitooit section ot senior Kugltth,
Wodiiesilay. to riilae money lor sv
party which this clans Is obliged to
Rive , tlm ihofulhg section, having'
lost out In h spelling' contest which
closed a lew works ago. About
eight dollars was realised.
A meeting of tlio Senior boys was
hold Tuesday Just before noon. Tbo
sultl to be word ut graduation wero
discussed but no definite decision
was reached.
h Work on the senior play I liro
RreMliig and according to present
tlans, "The Charm School" will bo
presented about May 8. A commit
tee on girls costumes, consisting of
Mtldrod Tuber chairman, Florence
H uo tor, (leraldlna Mars, and Vir
ginia Tickle, was appointed by Miss
Van bovsnlor, play coach, and met
Wednesday running, at which tlmo
the following costumes Wero decided
up -in: white dimity I'ctrtr Pan blous
es, lumpers of blue suiting and
black Windsor ties tor the second
act, and aftorrtoon dresses for tho
third act. In tho first bet tbo girls
do not appear. A more detailed de
scription of tho play will appear iq
tlio III Kenotes soon,''
M IWK HPKAKS
On Wodnosday Miss Covalt,
school nurse, of the city, talked to
Miss Wllhycbmbe'i blbiogy classes
and tho girls ot Miss Martinson'
Dietetics classes on First Aid. Los
sons wore given on bandaging which
wero vary much to the Advantage ot
tho students, The classes enjoyed
1. , t. ., t .. 1. . L L . ,.u
un, viiu u jpv sue vna oo wiia
them again In tho near future
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LETTERS FROM
THE PEOPLE
, Klamath Falls, Oregon, -'
. April 23, 1025.
Editor: The Kvonlng Herald,
Klamath Fills, Oregon,
Sir: . '
Allow mo to correct a nows Item
under data of April S3rd, In which
you state: Tho Shell Oil company
was refused a permit to construct
servlco station on tho property ot
D. O. Williams at 8th and Mala
streets, by tho provloua city council.
The Shell Oil company at no time
during 1024 had nolthor lease nor
option on this property; but tho un
dersigned, who Is no way connected
with tho shell Oil company, secured
lease and nppllod to tho. city coun
cil for a permit tor the construction
of a sorvlco station and rest rooms
to com botweoh $3,000 .and $4,000,
agreeing nt that time to comply
with nil city regulations. To this,
the city council disapproved. Tholr
masons being traffic congestion
and dungbr to school clilWron."
Tho business men of Main stroot
objected to this bolng allowed at
that time to tho otfoct that the
Bvonlntj Herald published an editor
ial ' condemning service stations In
gonoral. '
So iriay t ask Tho Evonlng HoraW,
the business men of Main street and
tho olty council if it Is a square deal
to dlsiillov rhy' roquont for a per
mit' and tiled allow tho Shell Oil to
nuiia on ino nnmo corner whoa traf
fic Is mora enngestod at this time
and tliit school hulldlng to data has
not been moved one foot? i
, ' Yours very, truly,
W.-R. STALLING 8
OOUM1TTHN APPOINTED
Five Men Will Btudy Proposition Of
1'ui'cIuino tf Itodco By O. of C.
All phases of tho proposition ol
tho chamber nt commerce purchas
ing tho Illy Uodoo Assoclatloiv will
Hrf rlolvod Intb wlthlH the noxt few
flayo by-11 oohitiillteof of five men
lappolnted ns a special committee, by
tho chamber yoflterday. Tho com
mlttoo Is composed of R, ID, Do
woesn, W. 0. Dnlton, W. O. Smith,
Joe MoUonuld, and Fred Houston
1.
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