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1 Beliuid every business letter is the possibility of profit or
loss.. The motive for writing1' it and the motive for reading it
are among: the oldest motives kntnvn to humankind. It doesn't
need to he entertaining; it need only inform.
In these circumstances it would be unreasonable to expect'
pen -pictures or rhetorical flourishes, least of all "the im
mense pomposity of polysyllabic, verbitage." in commercial
ocrrc'ponilem-e. If we miss the flourishes at least we escape
li'O m-nsp .-;ues. .
Mm n i.v depressing to be told that "many business men
write their routine letters within a vocabulary of 400 words."
A protessor of English at Johns Hopkins makes the charge.
The lexicographer of the. New Standard Dictionary which
contains. 400,000 words or thereabout takes up the cudgels
of the opposition. lie believes that "doctors, lawyers, mer
chants and chiefs are familiar with, if they "do not use, frm
8000 to 10,000 words outside of their professional cant."
A"n 8000-word business correspondence vocabulary, it must
be 'said at once, is as depressing as a 400-word one.'' After
listening to this debate,, we are inclined to think the business
letter does pretty well, thank you !
HUNT'S
WASHINGTON
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By HARHY B. HINT
; XEA Service Writer
..WASHINGTON, , March ' 31.-
rnment and its organization and
I brash up an. patriotism and pali
i tics.
I One, hundred and. five canven-
jtlons ware held here last year,
j Since then a big new public audi
"A j torium 'has been completed and
new' hotels with special conven
tion halls opened. ......
Washington is waiting, watch
fully, hopefully. The "Welcome"
iign bangs out. .Congress is gone,
but the capital guides are still on
the job.
-Being a "favorite son" in Wash
ington has its advantages. But the
Three" hundred - conventions a. advantage of being a "favorite
convention , a. . day -will keep hard
times away." - -A
Such might be stated as the slo
gan of Wash:nton interests,
which, facing nine months of con
gressional absence, with a con;e
juc!i'. -..lump ia business foreseen,
are aisanizing to make the capital
c.';.." the conventlob headquarters
of tie nation.
year is t-ae aim of Washington's
new' "convention bureau."
' if -that can be achieved, then the
hotels can be kept filled, the rubber-neck
wagons and taxi cab
oomp-anies supported, and busi
ness generally assisted over (he
slack period.
. A, campaign will be- waged to
"sell"; Washington to the, country " "societies'
as the Ideal convention city, iwhere
between sessions delegates can
vfsit Bpots of historic Interest, ac
quire new knowledge of .the gor-
son" of four states at one and the
same time Is not so certain, in the
mind of Secretary of Agriculture
Jardine. ,- i. . .
Jardine was born in Idaho,
worked as a cow puncher in Mon
tana, got his education In Utah
and was appointed to the cabinet
from Kansas. ' Each of the state
of , these common
wealths in Washington seek to
claim him as Its own.
So far . Jardine . has refrained
from declaring allegiance to any
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BY CONDO
HO, HO, THOripsorO, I see. you gst f
pRaT-nr So Re (mhom t Kix a Lrrrce .".
YXJ EtDN'T Lilts IT vt30URSeLt, BUT (VHSU
IT COH IBS TO KHDN3. OtHeRS Ot) CEAT
At-'- M kcscj-ww
; , HIS WEAPON
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one, but the pull and haul hzi
been rather torr:;:c
Representative Strong .:f Knn
iaa. in soeSlnR to domonir.tto the
predominate claim of the Sun
flower state, savs lout .waile Jar
dine was born in Idaho, worked
in Montana and wer.t to j.'aoil in
Utah, as son as ho had acquired
wisdom he settled dexn in Kansas
and that he thereby qualities as a
Kansan at heart.
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Vice President Dawes may expect
more or le-.s "razzing" this summer
when he sets out on lib announced
campaign- to "carry to the country"
his program" for amendment-of the
senate rules.
The opposition will be all primed
to keep alive the story of Dawcj'
mid-afternoon nap, which cost the
president the confirmation of War
ren as attorney general.
With Capitol Hill parodied n3
Bunker Hill, Dawes oiso w!!l be
pictured as the "Minute Man Who
Was FSvo Minutes l.ate."
This will be considered particu
larly appropriate" because Dawes
has indicated' ho bollcvua there la
too much "bunk" oa Cauitol Hill
and because he was it prime or
ganizer and head in the "Mluute
Mea of the Constitution."
However, Dawe3 may consider all
this In t'ae light of good advertising
and capitalize eviry knoik as a
bcost. If nothing more. It will
serve to keep Slin,ietf and his flht
in tho headlines.
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Congress "franks" out a lot of
mail. The day after the Senate ad
journed 40 employes In the mall bag
repair divUion -woro furloughed by
the postoffice department.
WASHINGTON.' Apr. 1. Hiram
Bingham, the lanky new senator
from Connecticut, as an explorer
ha-3 knocked around d:nong a lot of
the little kno.vn corners of tho
aartb.
Ills oxyorlcaces In strange pla.-
has t:ught 111 tint thing. ;.r r.-.-.t
alwai'i what tlK s c-i-ui : ' bat .kU
by gutting uudur the surfaco of
thing run tho real reason tor a
given situation bo ituloriuliit'd.
Afler two months or expiring
senatorial catucomlis and conscien
ces, Ulngham has concluded that tho
sennte W no exception to t ib gen
eral rule. Many slcntlins In the
senute, ntuxhnm says, are reminis
cent of the niectlux on a local train
in hl state of it-couplrt of conser
vative Connecticut Yalikeeli.
"Ono of thpto Yankees," says
ningham, "tike mwt of his kind,
was cxreediagly reticent. Cut tho
second one, who got on and sat
down in tho mo seat with tho tint
was a curious, Inquisitive customer.
This fellow noticed the first had n
Musket on tho floor In front of him
ill which somothlng kopt moving.
"What you got In tho basket?
Dlblu and cro4Hwurd pticlo fitu
wll find a combination of thvlr hob
bles In this ptiuln. It cuutcn
around u famous Incident In Illhl
cut history, u-j thu sketch iliow. Tho
duflultioiis rofur ba.-k to tlctlnlto
ch.iiiturs iwbutu tho words In tho
piuiclu i" iiy be f lunil.
' IIOKUUNIAI.
t. King who tiiiiiiin jiii-iI Dunlul.
Dun. 6.
&. Man In iiu-Ui.-e. Uau. 0.
Iurd..'i- ot ,i.u;nlit. .Malt. 0.
i-iil iii;,. li.ut. ij.
t'i'uuu:i- o:ie aixrii, liaii,
Iloalu for wine. Ij.i. fS.
l'roiitiui. W4IJ w.n Khjiih'j u; -
cc.'ivr, 2 Kliiij-. 2,
23. I'olut of couipaus, Dan. 11.
M. Kxclamutlon, Ktu. 'i 1.
lloams at suullKht.
Topmost mtuiiber of tiuinun
boa.-. Dan. 7.
1'C-i'-lli'l. i 1.14. J.
i'ljiut, i La. 2 1.
Ctiuulaiivv ul i!Hvr. Uau. a.
Toward. Dun. 2.
3V. To resist; to hnto. Job 80.
40. Places; sows. Dan. 11.
42. Subject of No.' 1 horUoniul
Dull. 6.
Servant of rfulumon, called
Anion. Era. 2.
Where Daniel was Imprlsonel
Dan. 6. 1 - ''
49. Pieces of wood, Num. 13.
60. Nnnio of city In 'Which Klljih
lived. 1 Kings 21.
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13.
25.
3u.
44.
48.
Business Girls Win World's Laurels
In Athletic Competition By Faithful
Application To Strict Training Ruled
World champions! This tlUo be
longs to three of these young wo
men. Quite by accident they have
won top honors for their sex in
the realm of sport.
Hazel Kirk, Esther Dohrlng and
Clara Farley did not set out to
become athletic record-wreckers.
They merely wanted to maintain -their
youth und develop their
health. Consequently thoy parti
cipated in the aMilctlc activities for
women sponsored by tho Prudent
ial Insurance Company at Newark,
N. J., where they are employed.
Miss Kirk Is shown in tho picture
above; Miss Farley is tho sixth
from tho left, and Mins Behrlng
the third from tho right In tho
picture below.
With hundreds of other girls they
were guided In Indoor anil outdoor
sports by George H. Vrceland,
chairman of the Athletic Com
mittee of the company's Athletic
Association. As a result of this
health program for homo ofllce em
ployes of the Prudential, Miss Kirk
Is twice a champion. She Is the
present holder of tho Amateur
Athletic Union national champion
ship for tho sixty yard hurdio out
doors and tho holder of tho world s"
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record for the seventy-flvo yard
outdoor hurdla and the sixty yard
Indoor hurdio. Miss Ilclirlng toss
es a basketball with such dexterity
that she exceeded the long distance
world record In the basketball
throwing event Indoors. And at
shot-putting Miss Uehiing Is a
leader. Hlie won tho wclght-IIInn
event for women at tho Amatcun
Athletic Union meet in Pittsburgh.
Miss Farley won tho championship
for women In the discus throw In
the- samo competition.
Mr. Vrceland says that tho Pru
dential has encouraged Held and
truck athletics among Its 3Z7H
home olllce women to tho end that
tiny are better workers and In
bettor physical condition. No girls
are allowed to enter competition
unless thoy aro In tho proverbial
"pink" of physical condition. Mr.
Vreoland says that their outdoor
and. Indoor participation In sports
gives them ft keener zest for their,
tasks, that they train as faithfully,
or even jnore so, than the average
man athlete, refraining consistently
from dainties and foods, which do
not contribute to Oiclr progresn In
track and Held sports.
ui . ' c t-'-jr - 1 - - . i . . 1. . r-nm tn icrr. ana Cliffs uenruiK
H- . k-JrJZZS CAVTAIH ;h; -third from tho right In tho I A
z -r. ,1 1 - 1 ni 'i r - r- a 1 n iiniu hnifivv. . jv.j x ---
1.11 .' I k J. Irtl l?,Es . . X,i..O 1 TO i nnv nf th! Pniriontlal. Miss Kirk t
aiii ,.. rfli . It JMvW'v" ' :';- s" -. r. present noidor ot tno Amateur 1 UW" . ?J ( I
"'?"' --Z-K H V-K -9sSff "Ai-i -- f Athletic Union national champion. ?.$tv " ? -'vS A1
ilu. i-'.l 7 PI H' VlB-- A I ship for the sixty yard hurdio out- fx ' ' Jl
1,0 -;1 , z- f fc Vvt3 I -, d0ors and tho holder of tho world s Cr 'ut'J"'i 1
ho asked, trying to ponetrato the
other's reserve,
"None ot your limlnem, was tho
brief answer.
"Is It a dog? me cuitjuj one
perahtuil.
"No, 'taint a dog; Its against the
rules to take dogs on trains.
"Is It a cat?
"No- I don't like cuts. '
"I swan, well what Is It, any
how? -
"Et you got to know, said tho
owner of tho basket, it's u mon
goose. "A mongoose! What do you do
with a mongoose?
"Mongooso is good for snnkos.
That' all a mongoose Is good tor
to cha10 snakes. I don't llko to
dlscloso family socruts, but I got n
brother as drinks mora than la
good for him. Ho sometimes gets
tho D. T.'a. I'm. taking tlto mon
gooie to him.
"Humph! snorted tho Inquisitive
ono. Why, those ain't real snakes.
. "No wild the ownor of tho basket
No I suppose they ain't, lint then
this ain't a real mongoostf, neither."
.
That, oplnns Dinghum, Is llko a
lot of situations In the senate.
Neither tho snukes that are chased
nor tho 'mongooses' that chaso them
aro real.
And the surest proof of this, he
thinks, Is tho toiichlnej of sonatoru
when suggestion In mado that their
roasons aro not whit thoy seam.:
Vtli I II Al
ii. ICxcliiiiiallon. Jer, 14.
3. Hei'imil note In undo,
4. Idul (pi) Dun. 2;
B. Knthor of llunieh, Jur. 33.
7. Willi. Dan. d.
M. Nume of un ultar. .Iiu'l. 22.
10. Ncutur pronoun. Dun, 2.
12. Kar uff. Kra. 3.
14. Ni'Riitlvn. Duu. li.
15. I'piMi. Dun. 6.
10. Mmi-, iroiwuii. Dan. ft,
Clod.
I'tneed. Dun. 0,
Home, at all, Dan, 0,
Ki'in, prunauii. (it'll. 2,
lli't.-ru thl 1, since. Ktru. S.
I'urt uf verb tu lit'. Jer. 14.
Anlmul In plitur. Dun. I),
Morlul. John 13.
A divlalon nf the earth,
Hlses (up on (l) Dan. 10.
Age.
Iteniiiant. balance. Ds.i. 2.
Direction half wuy between tha
Holy Land and south pole, 1
KIliKH 7.
Hlilirit son of Juilnll. Oen. 38.
3.14m.
Sixth nolo In srnlo,
Therefore. 1 Kings S,
4 4. Tj. Dan. 4.
15. Third nolo In scale.
"17. Expression of Inquiry.
4H. Point nf compass between- Ku-
f rope and north polir. Dim. 11.
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1!.
IS.
20.
2ti.
:s.
i.
30.
31.
32.
3.1.
34.
3S.
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10.
41.
43.
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State Closes Case in
Chapman Prosecution
llAHTFOltD, Conn.. April 1.
After two pistol exports hud declar
ed that tho bullet which killed I'nt
rolman James fikelly in New Urltaln
last October 12. had been fired from
(lorahl Chapman's gun, tho stato's
murder cjmo against the notorious
bundlt was completed shortly be
fore noon today.
Directly after the- prosecutions
closed, Nathan 0. Freodman of
Chapman's counsel, moved that tho
Indictment be dismissed on. tha
grounds Hint the state had not prov
ed lis - caso gulnst the nocusod.
Judge Newell Jennings denied tho
motion. . , ;
Tho first real sign of spring l
when a bachelor docldas that moybo
his murrlod friends hivo a llttln
sonso. , i
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