WEDNESDAY;1 MARCH , 4; 192S
EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH PALLS, OREGON-
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' WEDNESDAY, MARCH; 4, 1925
r ...... WEATHER FORECASTS , .l
:.The United .States weather bureau is always -carfeul to ex
plain to: inquirers that it is not yet possible to make accurate
long-range weather1 forecasts, v;yhen an almanac's prophecy
and the current weather harmonize and' they sometimes do
it istec'ausc pf'lHcky.guessing and coincidence rather than sci
entific knowledge,- ' ; ' ' y '' .
"J On the other- hand, 'according ' to the chief of the - weather
bureau, "No scientist has demonstrated, or, can demonstrate, I
believe, that the making of- weather' predictions of a general
caVacter for Vr considerable period of. time in advance tran-
?cenis "nx "basic. laws, of nature or is inherently impossible.
Thar which is. not impossible, must be possible, and, let this, be
1 the justification of those who ;seek to advance the science and
'-art of meteorology' in this difficult field." :'.t t . - y -.'. i
'' Quite apart from one's occasional feeling that some weather
iso'dislgreeable that it is a blessing, not to know about it be
forehand,' it is obvious that. long-range forecasting will, bring
' many benefits. There; is. a. demand for this sort of, weather
prophecy now, which indicates by its - increasing volume how
mtrch the ptilicAVduld really like to know, what sort of weather
' Jmay expect in a given month or season somewhere ahead on
the '.calendar. ' :' v ; -'' . ; ' ' -
' ' ririNT KTSS THE BABY : v
'.: '. a"1i..: ".'Kn.'.t halno !s- nsnallv iiven to the mothers. . Here is
'.'iomevJorJathers," submitted by the New York Nursery and
' 4 v"Never.kiss-the;laby;on .the mmhJZZSfcJi;.;.1 :Z'
"Don't kiss the baby at all during its' first two weeks."
7 f &D-not:'iTs4
:fo "Do not permitanyone else to kiss your wife or baby."
! These rules,-no doubt, will arouse the indignation of a lot
tof 'old-fashioned people sentimental people and people who
,1'J'don't believe in germs." Arid that: is all right. If they will only
"jttbscrve the. rules, the baby" doctors don't -care how. mad they
. Kissing, it has been proved .to the; satisfaction of the medical
profession, is responsible for- an.enormous amount of. contagious
disease; The lips carry germs of various kinds; Some of them
jjj re harmless to-adults,- but become active and dangerous when
ii transmitted to,, small; children, tit is largely because of the
Wfoolish custom of kissing babies that, as the hospital referred
Mo declares, "a: man of 65 has a .better chance to live, another
year.hanf-arV infant,, has, of .-living the first .month', iGive the
flinfatifc a fair jfchance.v.. . 'i ... ',; 1 '-v--j v- .,'! ,: M.
It takes courage sometimes to apply such rules. - But it pays.
b'A certain Boston doctor, with the courage of, his professional
ILVonvktiotfs) discharged a' nursemaid for allowing his u: baby's
jttgrandtnpthfcr to kiss; it, against his rules. He. tells the story to
'?'strerigihent.he defense, of the babies he cares for) against almost
llihiversal , osculation. And "his babies" nearly always grow up
Strong and healthy. -' - : . : r - ....
dlers and shouting eitlsenry, never !
has been matched. . -
. Estimates placed the number of
visitors who saw the Roosevelt In
augural parade at 00,000. . ;
. The parade Itself took nearly fonr
hours to pass the reviewing stand.
The Coolldge parade will be lim
ited. so It can bo "reviewed" In
about 45 minutes, s,.
iT 3WES we gceaT Pt,eASucel5
imfocwMjuThaT Your? monesTY.
eFFioeMcV ahp lcaOY mas
Been CewARpeo, rbo Wilt
m a wee, juicy jncrcaje
WNtKJR RY ENVEiOPB
AFTfelt MARCH TOOllfo
( ainm" That . .. .a,
Extending Into a new field In its
educational activities KOO will now
attempt to teach radio llstunera how
to boconio Rolf fans. Joe Novuk,
Oolf Instructor at the lltrkoloy
County Club will bosln a aurlos of
eight talks on' golf, boglnnlng on
Thursday at 7:16 p. m. Ills las
sons will Include a inappy history
of tho game from tho day a shop
bord boy knocked a stone Into a
squirrel hole, to tho proionl llius.
Later In the ooursa any llstonor
who writes In will bo sent' a chart'
how Inn tho sight fundamental pos
itions' of what Novak considers to be
tho standardised golf swings, which
may b reforrod to as Novak spoaks.
The method of hiving llstonors re-
tor to charts has.beon successfully
trio I nit In teaching Bimnlsh some
aluio ago.
- It ' Is aulto Interaatlnii to know
picked up by tho averago ontennoo
It Is so Infinitely small mat it
Just what amount of energi Is
would take 40,000,000 radlJ aeri
als to comblue enuugb energy u
light nn ordinary 40 watt lamp, as
lh average signal recolvod by a
radio recolver has a low pressure
of about .001 volt. -
Prosrani for Thursday '
KKI 7:80, Groat Western MaJo
quartetto sluglng tho tongs that
ouly a male quartette can slug.
Mostly negro and spiritual comedy
songs. 9 p. ru. Standard Oil Co.,
program, j
K 11 J Lou Angeles, p. m. pro
gram sponsored by the Wostsjru
Auto Supply Co.
KOO Oakland, 1 p. ,m. studio
Instrumental and vocal program
KI'O San Pranchco, 9 to 10,
program under direction of Mr,
Uartlett, tenor. , !
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Tho National Leagua used 43,224
baseballs last yoar. VMus should be
asked to-close their mouths while
the ball Is In play.
There aro 8000 boe-keepoM In the
Vnltod States. We are thinking of
getting a bee and grating him.
A young Hon, wo rend, ctan go
without food for wvoks; but, wo add,
a young bedbug can not,
They say Pullman designed his
cam after seeing' bunks. And his
sheets, probably, after' seeing hand
kerchiefs. .
Wild boars still exist In French
forest. In America, the wild bores
are, chlMly al bridge games.. . . .
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Nearly two million bushols of
onions were Imported last year, bat
love conquer all.
Being doep -thinker, doe not
necessarily mean ' a good, thinker,
The water In many a well It unfit to
drink.
The number' of autbs In Tokyo' l
now 10,600. . Wonder what make
the KOO are? .
Xftef' years- "rsTel. w -teg
to offer, an. abb.r6yIa.tlon. for Csecho
slovaklan. Let's call one a Ces-otc.
j The man . worth $6000 worries
about Its 'not being' six Instead of
realising It Isn't four. '
) Useless DuAX
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Mlrtnm. Hamilton, II. of Crilca.
powdsr hr no and dancs bM
Ifully, )ut Ilk all othr sirlsv. Mil
-h U a director of th rsdwml
utt Inturanc Company. 4 wWokl
tmmmtt U 1 1 1 tlamfllnfft. lal
In India the moonstone Is consld- prtcUni. ir rather says a wouaa.
ered very sacred. In part of j should understand busln proNtox;
America, so Is tho moonshtno. a wU a. a awn,
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' D.lll.h ,nt hll lhln,t. J ! " M f " " '
ported to the United Stale, 1ut wo
fear they'll nover see the Jokes.
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HUNTS
.WASHINGTON
LETTER
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HI - :' HAKRy. M. ML JiT .
?.'' iNKA Sertlc Writer . : ;
m ' W ASKINOTON, . March 4. Slnce
fS'al'mpHcIt: and'conomy have been
iftMecreed rtUl.nidlng (actors In the
-BiiSOoolldge lnauKural, historically
fi'i'jmlnded folk have been searching the
'"records" to discover JUst' how 'simple
'or bow ostentatious preceding Inaug
urations have been. '.
y wJJom the fact disclosed by these
''quest It seems' that the peak of
Thomas Jefferson was the first of
the presidents to take the oath In
Washington. ' . . .'. .
.Jefferson and Madison were In
ducted Into office Inside the Incom
pleted capitol building.
. When arrangement were under
M; popular acclaim, jubilation and celo-1 way for the Monroe Inauguration
bratlon. was reached at the inaug- J In . 1817, , the House and Senate
Lurals '' of George Washington and couldn't agree on the disposition of
'Theodore Roosevelt., '. seats and finally It -was agreed to
Wtashlngton'a first - inauguration hold the exercises outdoors where
I
was " oh " Aprlk ;80, 17( 4n: New
rlage and' not on horseback, was aTard T"'' took the oath Inside the
iff,! ..i ... nsvanM, la.Hns tUnttir an I nonllnl ' tmltl. IUaia tvrn avnantlnntt
'colorful .pageant lasting through an
(;(!entlr week
He was accompanied on the sue-
t;E!oesslv Ugos .of the journey by r
!, j!' lays of; colonial. dlnftarles, a, well
jjj,,as by a civil and military escort,
I'i ana hlir'SrrlvttriiV each relay point
jy was accompanied . by Illuminations,
in' .i muale. banauets and much speecb-
mill ov , ., .
, Is said to have coet
thare would be room for everybody,
j. Uecause- of stormy weather, John
Quincy , Adam and William How
-..'. HOIUZOXTAL
' 1. Upstanding. ,
5. Bog. -
8. 'Area.
12. Away.'
:'13 . Wlndflower.
14.: Pale. - -
16. . Educate.
' 17.' ; Outflow. ...
18. Perambulates. i
20. 81'ce.
21.' Old woman, r..
24. Artful.
' 26. - Abyss. '
28. Groped.
30. Bard.
31. .Since. .. s-, -
33. Irritate.
36." To give.-
36 Alternative.
37." .Yourself.
': 38. y. Donate. .'
33. -A vessel.
40. Upon.
41. - Fastened.
42; F.scountor.
44. Toward. V
45. : AVrltlng Instruments.
47. ,'1' Icy Precipitate.
49. Jargon. . . . .
61, Existed. -'.:
63. ' Lock of hair.
65. Cbncoqtion of herbs.
66. Marks.
69. A side brace
- . 60. Annoyed.
63. A paddlo. j , , r i
64.. . Finale.--65.
No choice..
66; Beg. ; ... .-
67. Place '
68. W-igwam. -'
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VKRTICAI
1. A newt. , 1 .
' t.l Scarcer. " ' '
3. An age.
4. A color.
' 6. Gropes. ;
'' 6. To preserve.
' 7. ' Natty. " .
,, 8. Stitch. ':.";' ...
9. Cobbler's Instrument.
10. Psrtrles.
11. Printer's meastirei(pL)
16. Within.
19. Pained. ..'''
21. Chalks. " '; v
From. . , .
23. Running: away.
25. Satisfied. '' '
26. Near.
27. Tender tissues.
29. Fatlguos.
30. Windows.
32. Male progeny. -
34. Guided. ' '
35. - To-shut in. '.-
;-36. A grain.
41.,' A - male voice. .
. 43i .Trunk -of a statuo.
f if, A parent..- '
' 46. . Ill feeling. ' '
'48. Ourselves. '
50. DomOHtle. .
51. Skin blomlihes.
-62. A wooden shoe.
"54. :. View.;
' 66. ; Dip. ' .;'
57; Kxlst. :-
58. Turf. ' ' .;.',..'.
60. Wager.,' t ...
61. ' Knock. . J
62. : Color.. ': ".: ..
capitol. ' With those two exceptions,
all . presidents . since Monroe have
been sworn In In front of the central
portico df the capitol.' , ,' ' ; , , ;
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. .The one Inauguration, which may
surpass the coming ' Inaugural-" of
Coplldg In Intentional simplicity
and lack of. pretension, was that of
Jefferson. .' ' ' "'.'.'.' '. '. '''
Along ,wlth' the story of Washing
ton and the cherry tr.ee " American
schoolboys have been taught how
ai; This .trip ,
lii.i! Washington porsonally about 3000
,n .' '."..':''"'
', tf'TMIUf gllU UlUilty lh ftwey;Ttgda..dpw
.'1"'eU InangnratlOn', with Its deloga-WlrMa
. Jloui ot Rouk Riders IadtaMt tot- aod teu took the oath.
In reality, however, It . does not
seem to have-becri quite go simple.
Authenticated: rocords' of the.ee'-.
caslon show that Jefferson, was ac
companied to the capitol. by a con
siderable company cf. mllitla-men,
(rivn,i and admirers.-and that a
really rospectable gathering was on
harfd to acclaim the new president.
The'., record .Inaugural- vrougn
house" was staged at the time Andy
Jackson' took office. If:;
After ;the - inaugural qpromonles,
the White House was thrown' open
for. a. reception. ,
An luicontrollable mob' of ' Jack-
knnoian aiirirnil In. waiters were.
kwe4ttjw, refreslraien tbere-i
was no prohinition law men wora
spilled, glassware broken and the
!i'K8TKBAVW,ASWBI
mmmwi
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'brocado'd seats of .ehulrs and divans
mndilled-byth .boot oMk counlry
yen who climbed upon theni.;tOigct
"If I had
known"
only
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Two Women went out to buy a certain 1 expensive,
. " , , . .laborrsaving device ior. the home. ; '
( , ;: . One was. greatly, disappointed. hen, a few' daya
- ' . later, they compared notes. She had bought the t. '
' 4 "' " same product that many of her friendB had owned.; .
' :. The other-woman had secured a greatly improv
' . . . s ' y . ed, hew, productcosting -less, but of much more
'value.' V '.:S.H'$ V? ?' "-v?'. '
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, ony known there was a better one," the
first woman said, ''I would never have bought this
old one.", ' ;' - ''.'',, ; -., '
'' , ; ."I had just read about it in an advertisement,"--;-
plaihed the wise buyer. ',.. ' . , v ;
Every day you miss good news of an improvement , ,
in different articles of merchandise unless you
' read, the advertisements..:;, They tell you of., prac- 'J
tically every worth-while invention of every pro- v ' ' . '
;gresa,from;the Qld,.to the new; : , iljry .
Read the advertisements regularly. Know all .
about the thing you are going to hxy before, 'you. .tftf.
'""W it. : Tt will, save vou disannointment. money,', .
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The better a product is the sooner you'll
; see it in an advertisement
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