EVENING HERALD,- KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
FRIDAY, FED. 20, 1925
CROSS-WORD PUZZLE No. 63
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HI K E N O T E S
Imiivd Kvcry Friday . ' ,.
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W.
J. MURRAY Publisher
H PERKINS News Editor
VOL. I.
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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1925
jf. .THE UNDERWORLD
From some mysterious source there is being spread the
feport that "Main. Street and by that is meant the business
Jnen of the city-' will fight any attempted moral clean-up in
. Klamath Falls. This vicious and malicious rumor undoubtedly
tomes' from the unscrupulous denizens of the local under-
jvbrld, who" are showing thfcir
Ihey are, and making a last desperate effort to stave off the
V inevitable av decent community. :
But 'The Evening Herald cannot 1st go unchallenged such
" a vile slander against the honor and integrity of the business
men of Klamath Falls. T.his newspaper refuses to believe that
... the Msiness men of : this city would sacrifice . law
enforcement and common decency for the sake "of a few
paltry dollars which painted women and crooked gamblers
might keep" in circulation. . ,
.Lest this infamous report gain credence, Klamath business
nen should give the lie. to such a slanderous statement. .They
Should let' it be known once . and for all that theirs is a real
irid; a' deep-seated pride in the welfare of this community; that
civic cleanliness means more ..to .them than, the tinkle of the
cash register; that they are keeping faith with their, sons and
daughters, their . wives and their mothers', . by playing their
partj in., giving this, city the moral cleansing that has been so
Tong delayed. . v. ,'. .... ,
; ni- So -far- as growth and development are concerned Klamath
Fa'Hs is'r.et. in her Sw&ddfing clothes. "i'But"a deadly, 'cancerous
' growth has been gnawing at her very vitals. This is the under
world, corrupt and shameless. The time is now here when past
wrongs can be righted, and to say that "Main Street" will
attempt to .block any move that means a cleaner and a better
city for those 'who are now here and those who are to come
is an ins'ult'.that should not and will not pass unnoticed.
A glowing future spreads itself before Klamath Falls and the
Klamath Country. Railroads are coming from north and east.
. The agricultural lands are increasing in wealth and output,
- The lumber industry is'expanding and bringing millions of dol
lars to this great empire.. Conservative .estimates reveal the
prophecy that the population of this city will be doubled
. within the. next three years.
What inducement in the way of civic cleanliness are we to
offer, the. men and women who are soon to come among us to
' rear their homes? Are we to send forth the word that Klam
ath, Fallsstill stands as the last disgraceful outpost of the
"free : and . easy" west? Are we to slyly smirk and let it be
known-that ours is a "wide open" town? Are we to put out
the' latch-string for the class of people who would be attracted
because of such disgraceful conditions? . ,.
Dp the decent people of Klamath Falls believe for an instant
jfiat 'Main. Street" favors such a state of affairs? And yet,
lhat is the-report that is, gaining circulation day after day.
Thai is the ugly rumor' which starts in the by ways of the
underworld, and spreads quickly to the four corners of
the city. .
But The Evening Herald refuses to believe it. It believes,
instead, that "Main Street," so called, is too jealous of the
. city's honor and her shining future to sacrifice all that is good
'and decent and worth while on the altar of mammon.
HUNT'S
WASHINGTON
LETTER
I By HAIUtT B. Hl'XT
' XEA Service WrlUT
WA9BINCT0N. Feb. 20. Folks
who like to divide mankind Into
precise ctaeBiflcationo, Indexing nnd
' 'cataloRlnK them according to genua
and species, have not yet been able
to tie a tag on Cat Coolldge.
. One of the unsolved factors In
this quest for a Coolldge classifi
cation has beon the sort of enter
tainment ; the president reacts to
most fully.
President Harding liked golf and
the theater. President Wilson liked
golf, . detective stories , and vnudo
vllle. , But Coolldge
Well,, , ho doesn't play golf. ' Ho
finds neither pleasure nor nroflt in
'horseback riding. He takes a dally
'walk; but that is ' matter of rou
'tlne health. Insurance, not pleasure.
' Ho has only ettemied tha theater
'one or twice since becoming presi
dent;' then only on the occasion of
the appearance here of a Shake
spearian .classic.
''Then
came the opening of the
.ew UulngloAuiIltorlum, with
March 3, 1879.
also the local news published
':'...'
RATES
Br Mall
One Tsar . . 15.00
Six Months 2.75
Three Months 1.50
One Month . .85
SHOWS ITS TEETH
teeth like the cornered rats that
Challapin playing the Devil In
"Faust" with the Washington Opera
company.
' Coolldge not only went, but broke
all presidential precedents by an-,
nouncing in advance that he would
be there.
"Ah-ha!" said the classifiers.
"Now we're gotting his number.
He's an opera-hound!"
This conclusion seemed supported
a week lator when word went
'iround that the White House had
bespoken a box for the appearanco
of Chicago Opera company.
But tho "brilliant assemblage"
that' greeted "Tannhauser" got no
additional thrills from the appear
ance of the chief executive. ' He
Blmply didn't appear. Like horse
back riding, he bad tried It once
audi seemingly decided thai: (once
was enough.
" ,The delay Ini confirming Harlan
F. stone as an associate Justice, of
the supreme court brought to' the
surfaco once again the extent to
which partisan considerations enter
Into tho selection of this supposed
ly non-partisan branch of our gov
ernment. .
The opposition to the confirma
tion! of any given nominee for the
supreme court Is never, ostensibly.
partisan "opposition. Yet In fact,
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14 Separate from each other
10 Look!
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10 Kind of nhlp tor flossing crbu-
Inala
SO Article
B3 UrquUIte to Ushter-thaa-alr
flying; machlae
34 Prrvloua to the Christian era
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25 Part of circle
SO ArrtiH
s Snail cluster of hlr
31 Vikt happy
S3 Nun of hair
XV Tarouca. by
5tt llaa the courast
37 rvatlTr
38 Inhabitant
43 Boy'e name
4 RatablUhnaeat (abbr.)
45 A era racle
4n Work with needle
4S Arrrat
SO Stale drrr ;
53 Howlers '
MTkia
M-rProtli
W Meadow
&S hat j on iron Id n't annnrer If
yon solved thi pussle ' and
someone askrd If It stuiuprd
Ton
01 Rvldent j. ...
US Font ball roach at Vnlversltr of
MlrhlR-an
(U Pinnacles .. ..
G. AVoman vadrr rellfrloas Tons '
ao 'ate of musical scale
UK Sorrow fat
711 Kxtsta-.' .
.71 l'anious American operatic so
prano (flrst name Kaixna)
74 Obtained
70 Preposition -
7 Victory
TM lie for (poetic .. .
;7 Altai rs;n of hoif ' '
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' 81 Ancient
nine time out of ten, IV 'arises with
some member or menbers of the
apposite polit.'ci.l faith from the
nominee '
Thla nbar-part'.san basis to:' ob-
ectlons to supreme' court nomhioe3
always gets tho Epotllght.
Oddly enough what might be con
sidered an equally partisan slar.t in
the selection of the judicial nom
inees is seldom if nver stressed.
The supreme court Is, of course,
outside of and above politics. But
with . the exceptlun of President
Taft, there is no record of any presi
dent having selected for the supreme
bench any nominee not of his own
political faith.
lull uiaf Ufitti uea una piaiiuB uj j
promoting Horace turtos of Ken- j
tucky, a Democrat, to the bench. i
Therein he proved h's imn Judl- )
clal rather than executive bent. -
. TEN YEARS AGO
' TODAY ' i
:
(Taken from the files of the
Evening Herald, Feb. 20, 1915)
Mrs. Peter3teiner's restaurant is
now thoroughly established cn Main
Btreet, between Flftfl and Sixth In
the quarters formerly occupied b
the Saddle Rock restaurant. Mrs.
Petersteiner recently lost hor Sixth j.
street location owing to a fire.
The chamber of commerce , re
ceived a letter today irom F. 6.
Bramwell, who is interested In th .'
Oregon Hotel and other hoateler
les on the coast regarding a sugar,
beot factory for' Klamath Falls.
About the closest fought game on
the Klomath Falls floor this. Reason
was last night's basketball contc.it
between the high Bchool and the
Kewplcs. Tho lattek team won
b a score of 25 to 23. The fresh
men girls won the high school .'n
terclas championship by boatin.? tho
Juniors 8 to 2.
. Lyle and Joan Magness of A!-
goma, have Just purchased a thre-j-
Bpced elostrlcally equipped Harloy
DavUon from tho C.& S. Electrical
and Cycle company.
COURTS
..- : ., Dradii , ...
. Hugh J. Marnhall to W. U. Mil
ler, retux. $.B0 I. It.. S. Part' I )Ih.
7 and 8; block 62, Nichols Addl
tlon. " . '
.jrorlRnRrs '
O. W. Harris et ol to Mrs. E. 0,
Hartlerode $400,' 8 per cent due 4
notes 1, 2, 3,' and 4 yrs, Morrill
lot 8,, block 29.
John T. Graham et ux to State'
Land Hoard (1600 8 per cent due
1 year lots 6, 7, 8 In block 30, and
lots 7, 8 in block 31.
v Vortical,
l Kind of .tiro ' ''
3 Hast time
S Note of inaslrnl scale '
0 Two note hlsher than No. S
O Hrqurst
T What the home team ianta,ln
ball team when the score lf lied
R ttvolvrd
Prrmlf f )
10 Land m'easnre
11 t'atirre
IS Nbort for synebpatrd mnnlr
15 The bend slnnc
IS Adult moose k 'i ' .
Zuwtioddess, twin sister of Apollo
Ul Nlewrl
a In n heedless manner
tt Ulli Ileal nam
17 Illrd of rablo ' '
Sl Turkish hat
SO Intrude
32 Head I an go as;e (abbr.)
34 Pasiry
3 Any of Jhe elcht-nrmrd cephn-
lopuds
AO Kssuy
41 Horn -
44 Made of n certain hind of com
mon nod
47 Twlafrd
4P Corrupted
ao prrtalnlns to m Knropvan conn-,
try
Rl Country of Europe (abbr.)
R.1 sign of the iodise
IV4 rlx .
Q7 1'ansaaewny connecting: twe
larne bodies of water
flO t;rass
K Children's mmt ..
OT Australian biri k' ' -
Up. Font Islansl
71 IVrlod of llm
72 Prlntlitar ui ensures
7:U Secret observer
7. Metal In native1 state
70 Tantalum (cbem. syro.)
77 Part of Kusllsh parliament
(abbr.) -7
For Instance (abbr.)
Solution will1
appenr In next Issue.
. - Solution of Kuzile No. tZ.
T) NAME AMBASSADOR
WASHINGTON, Feb. 20. Ap
pointment of a new ambassador to
0rmany to succeed Amnion B.
Houghton, soon to be transferred
to London, probably will be delayed
by President Coolldge until after
llareh 4.
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,,thls dinner frock of - white!
georgette with brocaded figured
;ln shades of blue; that, is most
charming. Tho sash Is of sllvei
cloth and Is allowed to fall In tnU
Imont natural aWf Unstudied lines.
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CIVIC CLASSES
ARE ORGANIZED
Mis-t Mi)ck'a Civics olsiMes have
oiKiinlied Into tho Hulled Status
Congroas. Tho first period class is
the Senato and the other two clonics
form tho House of Representatives.
Ilryuut Wllllnms was oloctutl Pre
sident of tho United States Ver
non Christy Is presiding offlcor of
tho Senate, and Kenton Hnmakor
Spoakor of tho Homo. Among tho
bills tbut havo boon passed by tho
Senate nono havo passad both
houses ns yet aro: A bill provid
ing for a gymnasium fur each High
School district, another opons tha
ruflon abovo tho timber lino on Mt.
Pitt to hounestsadors. still another
provides for tho clectiau 'of tho
prosldeut by popular vote In plsct of
the present electoral system. A bill
for changing or moro strictly on-" the County. Slnco lhat tlmo, how
forcing tha quota Hw was killed, lover, Klomsth County has onjoyed
a steady and remarkable growth,
' roctirtv until at presant, tho building and
oqulpmont fall far short of tho
Betty Ramsby entertained tho l0m"nf,, T" ihe by
Trl 8 Club at hor hom. Thursday " ..l ..1"1
evening. Tho following mombers
were present: Alice Millor, Addln
lenklns, Dorothy Dunham, Martha
Jones, Francos West, Vlolot Darling,
Nina Strand, Marlon Went. Evolyn
Amlcke. Ruth Christy.. Virginia
Tickle, Velasta Zumpfo and Lois
Bynon.
, Business mattors were attended
to and tho remainder of 'tho evening
was speut lu dancing and playing
cards. . . , '
Gean Sly spent the weok ond at
her home In Dorrls,' California, '
The Job's Daughtors gave a Vul
entlue dinner party at the Masonic
ball, for tho De.Molay boys, .Thurs
day evening.
Marjorle Prime, from the Acad
emy, waa enrolled In tho Junior
class this week. - '
Vera Houston and Miss McPCior
son left Thursday afternoon tor
Eugene where they . will spond a
few. days. Mrs. Bert Tbomas will
teach MJss Mcpherson's classes while
she Is-away; "' -' "-'
Tho DoMoloys are giving a dance
in honor of Washington's birthday
tonight, at the Masonic hall.
' Miss Martli.ja has been ill since
Monday with a light attack of
pneumonia, but hopes to return noxt
weok.
Frank and Waldeen Upp will be
absent for some time as their 'bro
ther .Marshall-Is ill with scarlet
fover. - ,
- The girls of the High School
woro entertained by the girls of tho
Junior Class at a Valontlne's party
Saturday afternoon In the Scandin
avian hall.
A short program consisting of a
selection by Jenny Grove and . the
"Kuckoo Quartet" In which Dorothy
Dunham, Jonny Orove, Betty Rams-
hv nn(S TTmlan Oahnrna tnnlr mrl
f .h. i,i. .,. Hr..rf
as boys and others as girls. The
prlze was awarded to Jenny Orover
and Virginia Peyton for being the
best couple.
Refreshments were served and the
remainder of the afternoon was
spent In dancing.
.
Miss Van Devanter lias been ab-
sent from school the last fow. days
owing to a severe cold. ,
' ' Sopliomoro Notes
The Sophomore class will pre-
lent their play "A Box of Monkeys"
Cl .I-.. t. . n . . I uiu
S:'ri' I,!::.'.'': .... "I.:
erfaneTwm begin Vt 2:30 and
.v. ...
me evening, at aiuv. ado price ol ...
the tickets will bo thirty-five cents j Klamath County Is facing an era
and ton cents. Candy will bo sold ,' Phenomonal prosporlty. Wo re
between acts. , I Jolco with you. However If the
Come and see tho gallant Shiek lK1 "cbo1 doe' t keep paco, the
Barnos, as a butlor, a dashing west-' V0"" "P'6 ot community
em desperado, a plotting vllllan, ," force(1 10 compote with those
and a ihorolc lover j0' other communities hamdicapped
It will be a real treat to see Y lck ot proper education. Th9
Virginia Richmond as a modern .situation Is already almost Intol
flapper and an. educitod slnn- ornble, and unless Bomo .action is
sllnsfcr ' j taken, will become worse ovory
To go through tho play with Dave W- l l be done "bout It?
Totten as a stuttering, bashful, and Thl question thec ots of 1025
much abUBod young Englishman. ,
will amuse you all,
We're sure you wish to see Ven
eta Howell as a meek young Eng
lish "Mamma's Girl" trying to learn
slang and American fascination.
You'll get a kick out of Virginia
Peyton , as the disapproving and
affected) society leader; fllerru'e
Aun.
"Tho "Literary Club" mot Monday
afternoon after Bchool. They elect
ed Anna Sotzor, chairman and choso
Mrs, Solomon . for Advisor, .-
fltow: "I cant'koep my mind on
my work", . . '
Miss Van: "Yes, there Is a slight
breeze.." Vi
"III KKNOTK8"
BTAFF
Kunton llumnkor JMItor-tii-Chluf
Udnu Dunbar .........Assistant lCdltor
Helen Osborno Society Editor
Don Vatch ...Joko Editor
Hlltabnth Graham ....Studont Actlv.
Gordon Bmltti Athlotla Editor
Wcindoll Smith .Senior Roportar
Mnrlo Crystal .......Junior Reporter
Lorraine Mordoff ....Soph. Hoporlor
Vvrnon Kuykendull..Froah Reporter
HKMOIt KIHTOIUAL
I W.;ua . the present high school
ouiiumg was oomplotod In 1(08, If
was odquato to moot the need ol
"-:""" "
The seating spaca Is fur too mnll.
so that many studunts aro forced
to stt two at a stnglo desk. There
Is not oven a protonso of a gym
nasium though physical training Is
a courso which according to the
stnto law la compulsory.
The ' basket ball team In eonne
quonro of this 'lack is forced to
practlca In the icafntoria, nnd to
play nil games away train 'homo, nt
Merrill, Alutln or Bonansi, for ex
ample, where the people aro pros
perous and can afford to give tliolr
teams a fair and even chance to
compete with other teams of tho
County.
This Inadequacy of equipment
hinder not only tho school, but
the growth of tha community' as a
whole. One of tho best advertls
montj and Inducements a town can
offor to prospective citizens. Is an
efficient school system. Yet, al
though the peoplo of Klamath Coun
ty aro broadcasting literature boast
ing of Its natural resources, In
dustries ate. In nn attempt to at
tract settlors for this section. Many
homeseokers, tha . most dailrablo
type .of clliions, will b deterred
by a poor school sysiom from com
ing to Klamath. The only clnss
that this will not affect Is tho float
ing population, who come but for a
short lime only, to mako a little
money and then go somowhero else
to. spoad it.
Although we of tho Senior class
will not bonoflt directly by any
Improvements that may be made, wo
fool It our duty to pass on to tho
outsiders our knowlodge of tho con
dition of the high school; a con
dition which wo fully appreciate,
having had to contend for almost
four years against Its handicaps.
Wo cannot understand why a now
high sohool Is not built as a pure
ly commercial proposition, oven If
the citizens of this community are
nr.ore Interested In making dollars
than cltlions, since a good educa
tional fystem Is such a valuable as
.ot to a city. ' ,
. The new central school will rom
edy the situation as far as tha
fades are concerned ; however that
hlh ,ch00' ' on y K8f;
ed ,he,rob5r- .mor6 lar "cho01
Proparlns; candidates for entry Into
Ian alroady overcrowdod high school.
A now high school would not on-
l"" vory great sacrifice upon tho
people of tho county. in 1905
when the present building was con-
structed the total valuation of pro-
..,. ,.' Klamath County was 13.-
263,986.00 tho assessed valuation
i0 COunty nrooorty on January 1.
1925 was $24,088,116.00 or nearly
I eight times as tnuoh. Wo aro
certain that if a school building
were erected bearing the same pro
portion of efficiency to the present
building that tho present valuation :
of property boars to that of 1906
J fi'" b ,0lVed
for somo time to come.
" 11
WENDELL SMITH
Senior Editor.
Junior Notts'
Tho girls popularity contest re
cently ihold In K. C. II. s. was won
by Batty Ramsby, a '.nembor of tho
Junior class.
Tho Junior class rings nnd pins,
which were ordered last November
arrivod the first part of this woek.
The upper part Is black enamel with
a crystal Individual latter. , Under
this lettor Is- 1925. On the Ma of
the rings are the monograms K.
C. II. ,s,. The pins, have a goldJC
and chajn- fojvjt guaj'd - ; ..
KLAMATH HI MEN ' ;"
OUT FOR HONORS
Htnmllng of Twinis . ,
Team Won Lost Pot.
Merrill ., . 4 0 1.000
Klamath 8 . 1 .780
Agency I 1 .600
Henley 15 .250
Mnlln 0 4 ,000
Klniimlh lllgli Hurts In Kara ost for
. ilia Cup
Dsfouts Agency 21-11
Tho Klamath High Flvo dsfattsd
the AKi'ncy team In the bost and
fuslust gumu ot ' tha season, Tho
Klamath boys worn- In good form
and woroout after tho scalp. Tho
Agoney team khowed good form but
wars outplayed by tho locals. .The
score at the ond of the first 'half
was 10-11 in favor of Klamath. In.
tho last half tho 'boat oxhlblllon ot
guarding so fur this season was
shown by Frank '"Dimples'1 Hall.
Tho points wore equally divided
among tho Klamath" boys as there
was only one or two points differ
ence In the total of ouch player. '
... '
No (Initio Tonight ' -,' ,
Tho local boys huvo no game
scheduled tor tonight so will have
two full weeks of practice botore
they start on the last lap ot the
raco tor the cup next Friday nltght
with Malln, -Tho squad has boon
very successful so far, having lost
buf ona gntna which put more fight
nnd determination Into their sys
tems. There will not be very tuuob
opposition for the Kim until they
meet Morrill far tho second ti.ne on
March 13 but no dunces are going
to bo taken previous to this time
soethat no gamo will be In danger;
' Thin! (liuiiii -with IVIImn
The third practice game was play-
ed last night with Pelican Pay at
tho Community Club In il'ellcan City.
The teams . woro qulto closely
matched so played a fast gamo. .
Tho Klamath boys are fortunate
to got an opportunity to practice In
the hall like this Instead of scrambl
ing around In tho cafeteria and ap
preciate what tho Pelican Club Is
doing for them.
Ilasnball Knthusuuiu Rising
"With tho lust tew days of spring
a group of baseball enthusiasts are
seon about tha school before as
sembly in the -morning and during
tho -lunch hour. Many of those
soen in action last year have dug
out the mit and ball to propare to
got back to the "old stride." From
the looks of things tho best team
for several seasons Is going to turn
up this year. Ilasldes thoso who
played last year there are several
new studonts who look very prom
ising and also a few "rooks" who
are going to try and show the up-
por classmen a little about how it
is done. ,
The raco tor places on tho team
Is going to be kounor this year than
last as there will be more ' compe
tition In tho field and all the boys
will work harder.
No schedule has yet been arrang
ed but this will probably be devised
within tho noxt month.
Footbnll Sweaters Arrive
Thore aro ten nd sweaters end
large white "K's" roaming about
the school this weok. on. the right
sleeve aro tho whlto sorvlce stripes
signifying the number of years play
ed. They signify tho ones who
earnod their lettors In football. The
swoators woro the presents ot the'
K" Club of the school. Money
was ralsod tor them by giving a
dance at tha Scandinavian hall
sovoral wooks ago. As the plant
are now, tho swoators will be given
In all athletics which consist ot
football, basketball, and baseball.
Probably only ono sweator a yuir
will bo allowed each mat) whether
he earns more letters or not. Tho
reason for this Is tha cost of tha
swoators which in tho end runs
vary hligh, and as you all know, tho
athletic fund of tho High Bchool . ,
quite, bndly diminished. ' '
7 "HIPHUNOGKAW'
Beliool Instructor (to Elmor) "1
got n funny answor In pchool today.
I asked a class who wrote "Tha
Morchnnt of Venice?" And your
little brother said, "Ploase sir, It
wasn't me." ' :.i
Elmer "Ho, ho, hoi I suppose
tho llttlo raBcal itiad dono It all the
tlmo." . . i
1 Zed: I'm nobody's fool. '. M
Virginia R: I know, .but soma.
body may take you yet. t
Said' a radio fan of Now York!
On,o ovonlng I tried to gat Cork,
1 Baw without doubt, '
It wouldn't como out,
So I pushod It In with a fork, !
It was tho first lime an autb
mobllo ' liad reached this romoto
district, and a native seeing It, was
thoroughly astonished, as It flashed
by In a cloud ot dust. - . . , . ' I
"Well,"- she oxclalmod. ' "Tho
horses must a bin goln' at a f ddd
rate of speoJ whon thoy broke ('he
tracoBj.'V . f c , f