THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH1 FALLS, OREGON
TUKSDAY, JULY 8. 11)24.
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. . Klamath Kail, Oregon.
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MTTHEJB W. ROOD. Pres. , Editor
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TUESDAY, jrrjM 8, 1924.
A THUNDERBOLT GAVEL
One' thing that baa not kept pace
..' with the progress of tbe age is the
chairman' gavel. The Inadequacy ot
this -once potent Instrument has
, been 'strikingly evident at the big
political ' conventions.
In the calm old days, it was
doubtless effective to strike with a
wooden or ivory mallet on a table
or desk or marble slab. The sound
Could b heard throughout an or-
. djnary assembly room. There was
mora respect,' too, in those days,
for ibe gavel, as a symbol of
authority.-' It was usually enough to
ee the chairman going through tbe
motions of striking it
.. Nov it is about as effective as
a shadow gavel on. a moving pic
tore audience. The. sound is un
heard, on .most occasions when
hearing is most necessary. It can
not compete , with thousands of
cheering, shrieking, singing -and
arguing voices, reinforced by brass
bands, . automobile horns,' ambmu
lanee gongs, fire sirens and all the
'other noise-making paraphernalia of
an up-to-date convention.
In such an environment there is
needed a gavel that will smite the
ear wtih the force of a thunderbolt
and shock the. crowd to silence. The
. chairman should be a modern Jove.
And that could be easily managed,
with the electrical resources; now
available. Let some wizard get
busy. .
THE SESS OF THE ELDERS
- Irrepressible yguth, with all - its
faults, finds a champion In Mrs.
B, F. Langworthy of Chicago, na
tional chairman of recreation and
, social standards of - the Parent
Teacher Association. - , '
- It wasn't youth, ejie remarks, that
jnveniaa me raaio, tne autmoolle,
the Jazs band, tile fox trot
drinking and gambling.
and
Back in J850, she adds, people
wre talking about the "good old
daT' , and bemoaning the rapidity
sylth which the young people were
going to perdition. Then, in 1872,
the elders were harking back to the
good old day of 1850, "when youth
was well-behaved and modest", and
deploring such naughty dances as
the watts. Today the prophets of
woe are harking back to the good
old days of 1872. All ot which
make solemn criticism of youth
rather ridiculous. , .
"It is we. the older people," says
Mrs. Langworthy, "Who have made
this world an improper place for
young people." ' 'v
And there 1 something in that.
"The American ' people are. on
trial before the world," says ' a
political orator And in November
will they plead guilty ' or not
guilty? J , .
Really, it isn't. fair for a nomina
ting orator to keep the name of
his candidate until the end of his
last sentence, with all the delegates
wondering, "Now, who can he be
talking aboutt"
One of these time the Republi
can campaign manager is going to
Blip Oen. Dawes a. quiet bint to
start swear log again. . ,
Rome say Veiuvlus i getting
'ready to erupt again. "We nominate
Muiiollni to go and sit on It.
' The farmers who are raising every
thing nnw may be able to raise a
little money next fall.
HUNT'S
WASHINGTON
LETTER
BY HARRY B. HIAT,
' " ' ': XEA Service Writer.
NEW YORK, July 8. Political
spellbinders for the : campaign of
1924 will bave to develop a new
style of oratory. ' "
The small-time, second-rate speech-
makers that heretofore have - been
used to fill in at meetings in the
town hall and the village crossroads
will no longer play an important
part in shaping public though, on
the campaign issues.
The big figures in state nd na
tional politics, who can speak con
vincingly and authoritatively, will
have vastly increased audiences ana
influence. .
All this will be due U radio.
which will be utilized by all parties
to transmit their campaign argu
ments, as presented by their big
gest spokesmen, to the most remote
parts ot the country.
But the old style of epread-eagm
oratory, delivered in impassioned
tones and with much frantic gesti
culation, is not good radio oratory.
Neither is the long-winded, thinly-
spun speech lasting or an hour or
more.
To hold a radio audience, accord
ing to C. B. Popenoe, program di
rector ot Station WUZ, political ora
tors will have to condense. The
speaker who can compress his mes
sage into 15 or 20 minutes, present
ing it clearly, logically and convinc
ingly, will develop a following that
will "tune in" on him whenever he is
broadcasting.
' The speaker, however, who by
indulging fn flowery ..rhetoric 'and
pretty perorations, prolongs his
speech to longer than half an hour,
will be deserted by his audience.
- It's one thing to get up and walk
out of a hall when you are tired or
bored by a speaker, ana quite an
other to get off the air if(he fails
to interest youi The first 'attracts
unpleasant attention, is an obvious
discourtesy to the speaker, and eu
annoyance to others in the audience.
The latter' is accomplished by the
simple twisting of a dial, quickly,
easily, effectively.
Because radio makes it possible
to widen the audience ot any given
speaker to include the whole country,
large radio audiences, Popenoe be
lieves, will be Bought ettter even
more earegly than large public
gatherings. . '
Radio popularization of a few ef
fective speakers, together with the
occasional nation-wide broadcasting
of addresses by the presidential can
didate themselves, rather than -the
indiscriminate haranguing of hit-and-
mis spellbinders who confuse . in
stead of clarify the issues, is pro
posed as the most promising program
for "selling" tbe respective . candi
dates "by air." '
With come 10,000,000 radio sets
now in American- hornet, every vot
er who cares to hear tbe causes of
the candidates es presented by them
selves or their party's leading spokes
men, can do so. uf he hasn t a set
in hi own home, some of hi neigh
bors will have.
Delegates from Inland towns and
the arid west spent a lot of time
during tbe Democratic convention
looking over the "queer fish" to be
found in New York.
New York has a lot of "queer
fish" outside those housed down at
the aquarium, but it was the species
inhabiting the hlg tanks in the fish
bouse down by the Battery that in
trlgued tb Interest ot Visitors most,
The human sharks and whales of
Gotham ran a poor second.
Attendants at the aquarium esti
mated that jibe dally number ot
visitors was doubled by the conven
tion crowds. Between 2000 and 3000
convention guests daily, in addition
to the normal 2000, crowded In to
watch the fish. ,
The horsodsh piqued the curiosity
ot inland delegates most, with blow
fieh running a strong second. Poss
ibly because they both suggested
something political. The blowtisb
looks not unlike a windy candidate.
And one visitor inquired where he
could find the dark horsetlsh!
FISH FAIL TO BITE
BUT MOSQUITOS DO
THEIR PART HEAVY
For double aiUon tilting the
denizens of the Rogue River
district have no equal.
. So says Grant M. Raymond,
who pursues tile labored words
of witnesses in the Klamath
county circuit court and Jots
them down as the official rec
ord of that tribunal.
Raymond "went a-flsbing"
over the Fourth mid sought
tbe wiley steel head in the
waters of the river that runs
- beyond the hills to the west.
He returned yesterday not
covered with glory but well
decorated . with mosquito erup
tions. 1 "I counted OS big bites and
1 small one on my two-arras
and once when I clapped my
hand to my neck : the same
mosquito caught on a knuckle
before he flew away," the court
reporter declared today.
"But how did tbe fish bite?"
he was asked.
' For an answer Raymond
reached for the nearest inkwell
and the Herald reporter is un
able to chronicle 1U . reply.
. Mosquito bites always moke
somo people testy, they say.
COMPROMISE PLAN
FOR REPARATIONS
TO BE CONSIDERED
PARIS, July 8. A compromise
plan for continuing the reparations
commission in control of the Dawes
plan will be proposed to Prime Min
ister Macdonald, of Great Britain, by
Premier Herrlot when the French
and 'Brltuh premiers meet this af
ternoon. The reparations commis
sion .under this arrangement) would
decide whether Germany wa in de
fault ibut a separate body would be
created to determine whether the de
fault was voluntary.
BONUS BLANKS ARE
DISTRIBUTED HERE
Application blanks for the fed
eral bonus for world war veterans
wore distributed at a meeting last
night of officials of Klamath Falls
post of the American Legion. The
post' staff will be on duty again
this ev.enlng at ithe headquarters at
the court house and all world war
veterans who desire to obtain the
blanks, Including printed instruc
tions for filing out, are asked to
call.
He (a they' started through a
tunnel) This tunnel cost $10,000.
She (as they came out) But don't
you think It was worth it?
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HY THE KDITOIt.
I HOPE the miscreant who lifted
the spare tire from the rear of
my auto us it stood peacefully at
the-curb In front of the Herald
office has been able to dispose of
the purloined article with safety
and at a figure commensurate with
its cost.
Now I liked that particular tiro
and favored It over the others. It
seemed to have more restlency than
most tires and once only did It pick
up a tack. Of course the valve was
a bit leaky and whoever has it had
better get the same fixed and avoid
grief. The extra Tim wasnt anything
to speak ot. One' of the bolt boles
is worn. My advVe also is to dis
card it.
If the fallow who took the tire
wants his comb he may come to
the Herald office and make his de
sire known. Evidently It dropped
from his pocket while the task
of unloosening the clip was pro
ceeding. All I can add Is that the street
light at M3ln and Kigbth streets,
I not burning on the night of the
j theft, has been replaced and assur-
ance is given It will gleam con
tinually henceforth.
YOU may not realize It but the
mumps' epidemic has as
sumed serious proportions for The
Evening Herald. Yesterday three
delivery boys came down with
swollen glands and three new car
riers had to be quickly marshalled
to take their places. As a conse
quence the delivery service on these
routes was poor. Besides this Is va
cation time and "boys will be boys".
The management of the Herald - I
working bard to perfect the carrier
service and hopes a marked Im
provement will soon be evident
despite the mumps.
YOU have beard of William a.
'"Pussyfoot" Johnson, pro
ponent of prohibition. Now "Pussy
foot" has a right to hisibellof and ad
vocacy of the 18th amendment but
VDe houla be careful in some of his
statements, so You and l may Keep
our perspective balanced. Recently
be declared that after six months'
of looking about he had seen but
three Intoxicated persons in the
United States. : Such statements
weaken bis position In the oratori
cal world. Of course "Pussyfoot"
has but one eye and he may have
been busy elsewhere with the sin
gle optic when he traversed the
streets ot some American cities In
bis half-year of touring. More need
not be said.
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I HAVE an apology to make as
editor. Tbe other day, through
some hook or crook, tbe name ot
Charles Adams, was printed as found
guilty ot poiaesslng a still, tin due
time notice came from Mr, Adams
that It was Roy and not Charles who
did so far transgress the law as tn
become involved Jn It. Now Charles
Adams is a merchant at Oinne and
Roy is a resident not far dlxtant.
Merchant Adams certainly han a
right to complain. Jiwt how thu giv
en name Charles mluplayed Roy no
court ettachee or Herald reporter cun
explain, Please forgive us Charles.
Merchant -Young lady, this check
came back from the bank marked.
"No Funds."
Coed That's funny. They ml J
they had a million dollars In no-posit,
Long List of Offender
- Appear for Hearing
Yesterday,
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Many varied cusxs dime mi In
fnra .lllMltCrt fit flirt If Al Plll.i
mitt yesterday afternoon, Tlio ac
tivity t etnto trnrflo nfftcvrx nud
lut() prohibition orfluui- line kept
tho. justice busy. in kfleplng up wllli'
the of fleers, '" i
Mi's. Ia'o Benson and Mrs. Alice;
Itonielln were each flrresteU by Blatoi
Prohibition Agent F. V. Snyder mid j
pleading guilty to possession ot In-1
toxlcatlng liquor iwore each flnwl
$200 and costs. Km h woman paid j
fino ot the flno and agreed to pay i
the remainder before July 18. '
lister lliod wus urrtmted for he
lug drunk In a public pluci. Ho
plead not Kiillty and trial -was set
for Jnlyl 12. 8, Louver cliurgvd with
the i.aiuo mlKdouieanor pleud guilty
n( will be tried on the same day, .
. llngnor Wehlitmou and llaroio
l.ludqulHt each plRd guilty to bul
drunk mill disorderly and eni'li pan;
fines (it $:. and costs. It. It, flint
field, and S. A. 1 tollman, who lxul
KUllly to the miinn rhnrKc v, or iJch
fined $30.
The hearing tu iletermlnn whether
tlinro la sufflelout evidence to lilnd
William Hlevnrti and William Jolinmin
over to the grand Jury on Itie-chargu
of nmnulauRhter In I'unniictlon with
Dm death of Frank Drown In Cres
cent July 4. will bn held tomorrow.
Trial of I.. It. Uiriwn, who plmd
not guilty to speeding: nponml thin
morn Inn before a Jury In Justice
court.
Jon Pick In was arrested yesterday
on the charge of stealing a watch
from A. J. Dln. Trial of Pickle'
will lie hold July 10 at 2 p. in.
Charged with falling to niuder
asslslunce to a motorist after an ac
cldent, George Mutx was arrested to
day and mill be tried tomorrow
morning at 10 a. in.
Marion Real who wua arrested Sun
day In Dorris on the charge of lar
ceny by bailee will bo tried In Ju-
tlce court next Suturduy at 10 a. m. I
The following tines were paid for
traffic violations: V. II. Klttos,
speeding. $30 und oosts; L. K.
Thompeon, failure to dim lights, $.1
and to Us; Lewis Stoplac, parking
car n the highway, $8 and costs;
Cliarlcn Wallace.' operating a for hire
car without a Bpeodometor In good
vorklng order, $10 and costs; Frank
J. Andrews, speeding, $20; To:n Ac
saltlnl, reckless driving. $10; A. C.
Mcl.acklcn, falling to bring a tor
hire car to a complete slop before,:
a railroad crossing, $S and cost. i
250 KILLED IN j
BRAZIL REVOLT!
BirHVOS AIR MS, July 8. -Two
hundred and fifty person: were kill
ed and two hundrj Injured during
an Insurrection at San I'aulu, ilittiil,
Friday night. .
MONTEVIDEO, July 8. A pru-!
dently worded dispatch from Santo2, j
Brazil, says a revolutionary movo-1
nient In Sao Paulo Is directed against I
President Bernardes and his ramlfl-i
cations in Rio Janerlo.
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Watch for the airplane at 7 p. m.
One of the pamphlets dropped is
worth $25. We hope you get the
LUCKY ONE
"Know Klamath County
An Empire Awakening"
Send the Herald Feature Edition to Your Eastern Friend
Early Summer
Hints
A NEW RHUBARB RBCIPB
Rhubarb I the drat iprlng trc-
Vhy for the suamelsd war pre
serving ksttls. For housewives
who And th plain rhubarb too
acid for tb palates ot tholr house
hold, thsr bav bson devised va
rious rhubarb compote.' These
. are very good la themselves, a
lam. and make sxoellent filling tor
fruit pies and tart.
One oi these I made ot rhubarb
iind prune. Cut the rhubarb Into
Inch ptoce and place lu so enam
eled wore preserving kettle. Soak
lbs prune all night, or uutll soft
Humor the none from the
prunee; add tbe prunes to the rhu
barb. The proportion should be
one 'cup of stoned prune to two
cup ot rhubaab. Add Juit enough
cold water to keep tbe trull from
burning and cook slowly over a
moderate fire. When well cooked,
add eugar In the proportion ot one
cup ot sugar to throe cups of the
mixture. Cook until all Is a
smooth Jam. A a variation ot
this, diced banana may bs added.
EQUIPMENT FOR PRESERV
ING When the garden begins to grow
green, and trull trees, berry bush
es and lb like show promise
. good thing to come, then the
housewife begins to prepare for
harvesting Um gifts ot osture.
Wblls her bat-vesting does not call
lor reaper sad binder, mowing
machine and other ponderous, it
useful, inventions. It Is not without
Its mechanical side. Tbe utensils
In which' the fruits and vegetables
are cooked, the implements used
In handling thorn end tbs contain
- era In which they sr finally stored
away ro all ot great Importance.
Tbe experienced housewife knows
' very welt that ahe must bav uten
sils which bar surface not of
' fected by the acids In the fruit, and
theretore she know bow invalu
able Is her enameled war preserv
ing kettle, with Its sanitary, clean,
auld-proof surface. If she is tore
bauded, eti will bav thro slu
of preserving koine In comml
lon. A modlum-slie enameled
ware saucepan, which should be
kept entirely for use In the pre
serving process, Is most useful for
boiling down eyrups oi making
small quantities at Jams from left
overs. Add to the, an enameled
You
wars colander, etiimehd wars
skimmer, ladle, tnd several long
bndlad nmoled wr spoon,
sod the mechanical end of presum
ing 1 provided for. To keep fruit
after cooking, nothing i as good
a glaia jars with light sorew-dowa
top. .... , , ,
DISHES FOR THt BUMMER
- HOMI '
Owner ot country cottages or
bungalow ars now getting them
In order tor the (easou. It 1 al
ways rather depressing to enter
one ot thee shut-up dwelling and
mark the damage or deterioratloa
ot the winter. In our ellmsts moth
and nut do corrupt, all right, evsa
If Ihievee do not break through
and steal. , r.
When it come to going over the
kitchen equipment, lucky Is the
housewife who left enameled war
to face the winter damp. No
ruitedout kettle or saucepans for
horl It sbs Is getting ready W
tenants, h will scare their grat
itude by seeing that they ar well
provided with this easily alsaasd
war. Also It will be sa soosoaay
to include plates, cups and aor
ot enameled war for everyday a
plcnlo ns, as ordinary china tares
Ul when people are vacationing, ,
0J A BTRINO BEAN BWBBT
In the making ot sweet pickles,
U enameled war preserving ks
lie 1 Indispensable, lu porealasa
surface niakee It safe to us with
erea the strongest vinegar, aaa
no matter how long the plckl
may bs la the cooking their nat
ural color will not be altered.
Try this year a Utli known
sweet plckl mad ot tery Uay
trlng beans. Pick the bean whaa
not over an Inch or as inch and a
halt In longth. Trim oS each and.
Place In an enamoled war pre
erving kettl and cover with -gar
In tb proportion ot on cap
of auger to on of the bean. Then
pour on any good vinegar until the
boana sr covered. Bring quickly
to a boil and iklm with an enam
eled war skimmer. Than cook
slowly, adding whol cloves, a few
allsplc and a email quantity at
stick cinnamon. These spices may
be left In Ui Jam with th pickles,
or may be aklmmsd out. Th
plckl I equally good either way.
I t only lUeetloo of tas'e
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