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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
SATURDAY. APRIL 26. 192-1
Issued daily exo-pt Hunday tiy Tint Herald 1'ubllahlug company,
Office, lilt Nni-lli Klut.tli SI.. KIiiiiiiiOi I iilln, Urcgou
l.tTHKIl W. HOOD
rmidli-iit nml Killiur
Katored as second-class manor at Ilia post ottico ut Kinmuth Fulls.
,, Oregon, under the Aot of March S. 1870.
! ' Member f (lie Astoelatcd Press
To ' livening Herald Is the official paper o( Klamath County and the
, pity of Klamath Falls
ONB TEAR .
SIX MONTHS .
tHIiEK MONTHS
ON It MONTH
SUllSt IUPT10.N KATKS
Drllvrrvd Bjr farrier
Uj Mall
ON it YKAU
II MONTHS
t)NK MONTH
Phone complaints to 88. before p. m.. or 6&S-W. after 8:3u p. m.
' ". I, . SATURDAY, APRIL 26. 1924 '
I . THE PEOPLE ARE FAIR
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HIS oTFoRTUNITY iT j
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geTa sme amp f
. A New SUlTAND I'LL.
iHfoopuce You To
I 1 thisg lapY.
ARYAN
KELTON
Tlu illHlliiiiUIril Aiiii'ilcuil
. in litir nml l' IuiIojjUi
At Scandinavian Hall
IIi.'kIiiiiIiix Monday n In 111. April
as. In it amies hi lectures ii nil
clussea on ,
APPUKD PSYCHOLOGY
I'IikI U'l'liiro KliiilN lit H:M
Hlllll'll.
Doors open lit Tillli. Admis
sion Free. I'ollerllon Id help
dofi'uy expense.
SO.MK OK THU M llJKl'TS
Psychology, II h Influence on
llin "lluiiiiiii Aspect of l.irn."
Conrctilritllnu, wliut it really
In. I'.iyi'li.i-Atinlysis. Dovcl
opmiMit of po.'snnnllly, ulc.
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AIIVA.N KW.TON"
ADVERTISER SAYS BJULY PRESS
IT IS THE same love of justice which impels riyht-thinUin.
Americans to desire lhat the government ho ruthlessly
cleansed of every taint ami trace of corruption which also pre
vents them from condemning men without a lair trial, from
taking, irresponsible minor for truth ami to measure the ac
cused and the witness hy the same standards of character and
possible motive.
. It is all too easy to give away to an emotion seeming to
sweep the country, to acquiesce in the hasty lament that the
whole government is' rotten, .liut the hard thing, yet the duty,
for honest and intelligent citizens is in all this business to keep
things distinct which ought not to be mixed up: to hold clearly,
in mind the difference between-worthy ends, or professions.
and unprincipled and unfair means; to spare no man who has
betrayed a public trust, yet not to rusn on to join wnat may
turn out to' 'be only, a hue and cry against officials unjustly
assailed . .
We all want to see justice douc. I'tit it cannot be done
simply bv cherishing amiable and proper sentiments. It re
quires straight anil hard thinking. The country is obviously
coining to do a little of that and could put up with a great
deal more.'
The ups and downs of the prolonged investigation at Wash
ington have left many people much confused. It is hard for
the ordinary man in the face of the conflicting evidence to keep
his mind clear. And he is not helped by some of the public
instructors who set out to enlighten him. They tell him that
he ought to be filled with consuming indignation against every
man in official life whose name has been brought tinder sus-nicim-i
If !. nliierri that the nrnnf is Milt sntisfartorw that
.... t il- ii -1 i i ii '. i . re l""vn a,ltl ,h" "r "" '" " new Ik mrltti'n
.uiscreniieii anil uiiuciirunic uucc- n.n c ..ecu .M.....U,, i.r malliiiR muclilnes In the r.'tall or ImikIIi iI. sn lnns as the puper
pour out their tales before the senatorial committee, then these "tori' wore to iM. relegated to the is remi ly the kind of people ihut
moral guides turn upon him and sav: "So von are willing to . '"-"'V hn"t"- ;'u' f biilne-the retmi..r want, to t,n. i to hi.
, 6 . , ,. 1 . ' , ; would not he- affected one whit, so store. It I the proper adrertlmni:
condone fraud, ion approve of a government that is corrupt j Ions us Hie nierrhanta continued mcillnm for hlin."
yet contented. You object to the uncovering of malfeasance ltn he adverti-ilng columns of n. iuw.r r siiKUeiioii
and crime in our public life, because 'von fear it will hurt bus- ""' di"ly ni,wsi,ai,cr- Uefvrrini; .;.., the power pt the
' v- - . . . .... , , , " . , , . sueli was tno cist of speech made dallv press ill nioldiiiK thought, niid
mess: ' Oil have no word of condemnation for onbe-takers ,bv John . (iUl.n3ey, comptroller opinio... C.ern.ey Jiled atlen.lm!
and'corniptionists." - I "f San Praneiseos largeat depart- to tllo time durlnic which n San
This sort of outcrv. however well meant, does a great in- n,cn: :",re- , Thc Emporium, a Krancls.o newspaper ran the rom-
. " meeting of the Oakland Adrert.n- blnatlun hair brush iind lookliiK
justice to thc American people. ' inB Club held this week. gl,l;s feature of the An.lv Cum.,
Paper' I'oll.y Immaierlal cartoon.
1 want every permm. no ni:iier finn. what walk of life, !. until
l develop hi., n.ln.l, li.i.ly ,.d soul, lo hear 0m iei:iii:u un.l
Join these t'lasHes.
Aryan Kclton drew thc ltti'gest crowd of ny
Psycholoyisl at his dolnit lecture in Seattle.
Me drew one of the largest crowds ever assem
bled at the Armory in Salem.
BEST US TO REACH PUBLIC
Bilboards and Mailing Machines Not Needed, Declares
Big Business Man In Ad Club
Address.
If all the billboards on the Pacini-' ltn editorials,
('oa.U
Km special features
RAPS "SLACKER WEALTH"
HM I"al snouiu lie at worn in nmiiMry aim ai inn- useu ior RuraeunR D.ivers to their l.iiernoy said. "They had been
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ture is loafing in tax-free bonds.'
Arthur Capper of Kansas, a leader among the progressives of
the upper house of congress and publisher of a number of farm
journals with a circulation running into, the millions.
In last month'. issue of Capper's Farmer, he urges the cur
tailment of tax-free bond issues, which, he asserts, can only be
done by constitutional amendment. '
"Tax-free securities." says Senator Capper,' "are coaxinjj
capital from industry so it may evade bearing its share of the
burden of the World war cost and of government The wealthy
are getting out from under and leaving the average citizen to
struggle with the terrifically heavy tax load."
It is pertinent to remark further that the remedy does not
lie solely in a constitutional amendment. Such a course may
be beset with obstacles. Immediate relief rests with the tax
payer, himself. He can refuse to vote for more tax-free bonds
except When they are necssary for schools, roads or sewers.
"there are only two vital points "We liu, hundreds of calls from
to be taken into consideration In our customers for combination hair
determining the newspaper to be br.Ml.es and looking glasses."
io savs Senator '-""-? J re.er io io.iow.ng tno-Andy Oump ca.i-too...
uie o...mo oi circulation and qua- So strong ) the power of suggiiilon
Ity of circulation. The advertiser when presented in the i-oIiiiiiiih of
need not pay any attention to the ' a big dully newspaper thut It
policy of ihe new-paper in which created in the nvlnds of . hundreds'
ho advertises, or to take Into con of oersons n ileslrn lo nrv..... n,.
deration whether or not he likes : of the Gump Inventions."
COMMUNITY CLUB
HALTS ACTIVITIES
AS SUMMER NEARS
The Central Community club,
comprising the five school districts
of Henley. Mt. Lakt, Summer, Spring
Lake and Pine Grove, has discon
tinued community meetings until
next fall owing to the proximity of
summer. The community club has
been operating two winters and has
proven a success both as a. means
of entertainment and also of bring
ing rancher nd their families to
gether to discuss problems of gen
eral Interest.
Currlns fill any doctors prescrip
tion correctly. 26
her usual hit when she sand "J.oule
vllle Jou." cloning with a snappy
dance. Baby Claudia Ewlng also
rnme In the prize winning class, with
j a dainty dance and won a lot of
friends with her sweet personality.
To give variety to the bill Pauline
Wells gave us a recitation that also
put her In the prize winning class.
Hubert Totton put over a piano solo
In great style and Clifford Wasen
did splendid svlth a violin number.
.Vina Howell did a peppy. Jazzy dance
that should have put her among the
privn winners, mid next week she will
no doubt win handily. Several
others put over numbers and kept
the audience ln good humor with
their hard work. Manager Chase Is
already, preparing for. next week's
lmw, which he says, will be bigger
:"4isn rrr if possible to make It so.
of the Spit & Argy Club the other
day.
peace plans, but when II routes lo .
pnyl.ijr $511,1.1)0 for olio. Unit's,
where we link. I
All gall I divided Into two par-!
tles -at Washington. j
Insanity may he .'..used by1
sl.o.k, or hy the advice of a Rood!
lawyer. i
o I
Our friends at the capital are
pouring oil on troubled waters to'
calm the tempest In the Tenpot. j
"Aha," chuckled tllo poor man.i
"Spring Is almost here and my
seven daughters will 'in delighted,
with the millinery models. 1
o !
The foolish virgins w ere caught
with no oil in their lamps. Well. I
no one could ever mine I lie cabinet :
members of being foolish virgins,
HUNT'S
WASHINGTON
LETxT.EftJ
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Clever Little Folks Are
; Pine Tree Prize Winners
.Uaoager Cl.ase Succeeds In Keeping
; Jlltere.it at Top Xotcli; Many
lnce and Sing.
In Brunswick Phonographs there
Is no sq-ueak, scratch, scrape, grind
or rattle. Just pure musical tones.
Currln Says Bo. 26
A round dozen amateurs stepped
put on the stage at the Pine Tree
theater last night and gave the cus
tomers real treat with their danc
ing, singing and musical numbers.
Th interest la felting more keen The next best thing If you haven't
ech weak and of .course the shows a Brunswick u Hmnswick recdVds on
ara setting better right along, .Man i the phonograph you nave, ourrln
Nineteen per cent of the people In
Mexico are classed as pure white
eiock. forty-tlipse per cent as Indian,
and the remaining thirty-eight per
ceut oa mixed. The total population
Is approximately 15,000,000.
ar CbMf say ilaby Janla acorad 8yt go.
I'neusy lies the head that has a
hat in the ring.
o
No oa Is l.ifullibki. Kven the
weather n.un may be caught out In
the rain without an umbrella.
o
Grandma l.m t knitting now. It,!
la so hard to knit whllo negotiating
a cigarette.
Success conslstis in operating s
high powered automobile on n low
powered sulury wiithout running Into
the poor hou3.
Would you call the C. 0. D. the
foe-mall of the spocleB?
Ity HAIlltV 11. Ill' XT.
WiASH'INGTON. D. C. April 26
All Jazz rccor-ls will be shuttered and ,
all demon .tuitions of bedlam out-1
illstanred when the name of Al 1
Smith, New York popular governor,
la presented to the Democratic na-1
tlonul convention as the Empire
State a "favorite son" for the pros!
duntial mm. Ination.
Al's friends have everything all
set for u full union day of carsplllt-
I a , Ing Jollification on that occasion.
i .Mother Do I get two ualra of ! K'Kht solid hours, the schedule pro-
pants with this suit for my boy' vldes, Is to bj consumed In the clum-
Salesman No Indevcl! Not with or foll'lnK the presentation of his
I this suit. It wouldn't do. Why,na""'-
madam, hy the time a gentlemanly ', "Tho biggest and be.it In history,"
I lad like yours would wear out one is the order that has gone out to Al's
! pair of these pants the coat would Bang. Now York's iiolslmt will he on
i.e so out or stylo no wotiuin t be mo noor und In the gnllorles, unit
caught, deud In It. if noixj could nominate, the candl-
o 'date would be chosen then nnd there.
"Crossing the bar." meant th.i Working In relays and Joining In
one had finished with life. Cross-, from time to time in a grand choral
Ing the streets meuns Hint one is en:..finl.le of deafening racket, the
about to finish. j uproar will bo prolonged to the point
0 j of complete auditory and vocal ex-
Whut the police need Is a train-: hoiutloi.
ml bullett thut will dodge unoutj 0
spectators on Its way to the thief,) During the early stuges of the
Instead of through them. i Smith noise-making, tho confusion
o I will bo made more confused by tho
A normal husband is one who, o.ganlzed effort of the McAddo
wisnes every old mnui bad a fine booster!.
C. C. Brower
(Republican)
Candidate for District Attorney
(Present Occupant of Office)
Only District Attorney for this County
who has given his entire time to the du- ;.
ties of the office.
Growth of the county has greatly In-
creased the duties of this office.
More work handled during the last three
years than in previous ten years. " '
PROTECT RIGHTS v
. PREVENT WRONGS
Your vote M.lli-lleil hi lie p. In.a. l.n May HI, II. a I
"The Interests of All the People"
man like him. ,New York's ho.Ulllty to the Mc
0 j A:loo candidacy Is to bo answered,
Mr. Dohney'a money talks too when Smith's namo Is presented, by
much. i the McAdno for rex cluintlnir for two
houri, the supposedly damning ro
fraln: "Murphy! Murphy! Murphy!"
During this period tho Job of the
Smith clique will bo to. drown out
tho Jibes or the McAdoo contingent.
When McAdoo's name Is presented,
Governor Al's bunch will pav Its res
pect In a similar liivo-hour chant of
"Oil! OH! Oil!
' It always seems easier to forget
'ho money we borrow than tne
money we lend.
o
Tho honeymoon is over when ho
begins to demand something more.lt.
hi list.. Mini than nnlnds.
He: What's tho hardest thing
In married life? Widow: Staying
married.
o
ir riches meant linpplness Borne
people would luugh themselves to
death. 1
There was
A day when
I longed to he '
A man
And carry money
In my pockets.
I still do.
This case will be on me, said
the bootlegger when he appeared In
court.
I've got a move on, said tho
mountain, as the glacier slid down
"Ever since the wire has had hard
wood floors put In und Ihe wood
work polished, matches won't strike
2(1, worth a durn," yuwued a mamber
No, Indeed.
Flapper Tell mo. Minister, why
do you address your, congregation
us "Dear Hrethron?
forget the Indies,
Vlcnr But tho ono embraces the
other.'
Flapper Yes, but not In church.
backers of Smith uru declaring that
now l. '.he time to set lie for once
and .11 two much mooted i.iMllons
KillST. Call i. avowed "wet" he
elected prcldcul ?
?KCOXl Can a Itou.nn Catholic
lie elected president?
Hut why. the Smith opposition
w.iIIk, make the Democratic i party
the goal in such a test.
Why, particularly, snddlo both Is
hoc, on th.) party In one rnmpulgn?
Willi u wef Tammany Catholic
heading the Democratic ticket, nil
ihe advantage that has been gained
through recent disclosures affecting
It.'li.il.llc.'.n rule .would avail nothing
..y tho objectors.
An n result of this viewpoint.
Smith's nomination undoubtedly will
be blocked.
l'-ul nothing short of death and
dua.ler will prevent him getting the
itreutest ovation, measured by vol
ume und dv ration of sound, ever ac
corded any "favorite son."
I call her the Queen of Egypt
she has so many dates.
Sensing In advance the wcarlncs
with which B.ich prolonged 'demon-
ftrnllons for Smith and McAdoo,
will afflict delegates favorable to
other candidates, efforts huvo hucn
n.uda to Induce these hostile camps, to
modify their plans. Four hours for
Smith, they suggest, would be
enough to demonstrate Now York's
loyally to Its governor candidate.
You seem to ,t.-Rnl hours will only mnko a lot
of delegates sore and turn their vot
es eliowhero, It is argued.
B.it 'such suggestions get nowhere.
Eight hours Is tho period planned
and eight hours It will be unless
they decide to make It 10!
Since his recent showing ni
Wo are purfontly willing to rendatroiiutl( lu Wisconsin and elsewhere,
Wiiy was It, politicians Inquire,
that five of the eight "presidential
possibilities" slated to attend the
Jefferson Day dinner at New York
failed to show up?
Smith, Ilnlstnn, Copelaud, Under
wood nnd Joe Robinson were ubsont.
John W. Davis, and Governors Sllzer
and Itltchie attended.
Some suggest they feared the
compuintlva applause they might
i;et.
Mako somebody happy with candy.
Currln Says So. 2b
The tot.. 1 value of mnli Jongg seta
which Sliuugbal mint us In 11123 was
H.eOe.OOO, which, was 1 70,247
more than the value of declared ox
ports of hair nutd.
when ho rompleted Hie screening of
Owen Witter s classic, '-Tho Vlrgln
lun," admittedly the greatest story
ovor written of the West.' which
comes to the Liberty theater tomor
row (Suuduyl. Through a remark
iiblu chain of HrciinMiiineiia every
detail of the production was In tun
hands of mon born und bred lo the
lifo led by tho novelist's picturesque,
hero.
Jleglnnlng with . Kornrsn s di
rector, the plcti.ro had the services
or I wo oi her men familiar with the
western entllo country. I.ot.ls 1).
l.lKhtnn, scenarist, was a cowpunch
er at one time .while Col. WlUtlam
llawley, a personal friend of WIs
ler'j ,,nd (,(, an Wl0 ataked out
Caapor. Wryoming. whoro tho novel
was written, contributed historical
accuracy to the picture, -
Forman, who had tho final deci
sion In nil matters pertaining to Its
production was born on a ,blg Texas
cuttle ran oh und was a full-fludgnd
cowpunchor, working for Ills futlier,
before he- had reached the age of
fifteen, .. . .
At this age Owon Wteter'i novel
was his textbook and tho blaok-halr-ed
Virginian his beloved hero.
Full 10 ounce pound Uonga Kvory
day Chocolates r0c. Currlns For
Drugs. , s fi JO
YADEN CHOSEN FOR
PHONE CO, COURSE
Real Westerner Directs
Filming of "Virginian"
I'oin I'nrni.iu, Former I'ouboy,
Achieves Ambition to DI.ecl
Wlslor Xnvel,
Tom Formiin, erstwhile Textis,
cowboy, realized u lifetime ambition 1
OltlCClON AGRICi;LTUKAl,,,COb
MflClK,, Corvallls, April 38. (Spo
clal. ) Charles M. Vndnn nr Iflnm.
nth Falls, sonlor In cicatrical en
gineering, has been rhuscn as one
Of tho 11 seniors In elee.lrlcnl nnirl.
n.icrlng for enrollment In the student
pnglneorlng course glvon by the Pn
cirio Tolophone- und- Tologrupli " Co."
The men receiving nppnlitiitonls
were recently Interylnwed by p. W.
lletrnor, the ctmpany's rnpresenta.
tlvo In charge of college relations.
It was on his recommendation that
Ihe men received (holr appolnmonts.
These men will report July I nnd
will probiihly hp ' asigpod to the
California division, ' ' '
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