Page Four THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON TiirTmnAv, fEmtt'Anv at, ton OU! NEWS OF IMPROVING THE MASTERPIECE I'. i i It ; Issued dally cxtcpl Hiiniliiy by Tho llcrnlil I'litilUlitiig runiuiny. fflrOiMn North Klght HI., Klamath l-'hlln, Oregon 'lr. H, HOUI.K President nml Manner' RUTH HOl'l.K ,. Hecretary-Trcaaurcr ' Bound second-clas matter, at the post office at Klamath Falls. I if Oregon, under the Act of MXl!JLJL!lX j t ., Member of Hie Associated Press j , ',' ' The Associated Press la exclusively entitled to the use for republlca- tlon of all newa dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In ! thla paper, and to all tot al newa published herein All rights t ropubll-1 cation of special dispatches herein are also reserved. ' . , f. R. HOULK H. li. HI Ll .. K. II. WAITK .. w. w. lucy.xoi.na Killtor , Oty Ktittor Advertising Manager, Mechanical Superintendent I The Evening Herald la the official paper of Kratnath County and the. CJity of Klamathr alia . . ' tml VfCAR MX MONTH 11IHKK MONTHS tNK (IOMII HUnSCKIPTJON RATKH IVIIvercd' Dy Carrier M.OO 8.80 l.tS .88 lly MaU ...V00i .7 .68 , ON'K ykar MX MONTHS PICK MONTH :M '.' : ' INFORMATION FOR ADVERTISERS ' : Copy for display advertising must be in this office not later than 3 t-.tn. on the day preceding publication In order to be Inserted In the Issue of the paper of the next day. ' 1 Want ads and reading notices will be received up to It noon on the day of laaue. ' .' Advertising tor fraternal orders or socletlea charging a regular In itiation tee and dues, no dlscouul. Religious and benevolent orders will b. charged the regular rate for all advertising when an admission or other charge Ismade. THrRSDAV. FKRRVARY 21, 1024 THEY HAVE THEIR USES A " ton and a half of mail order catalogs already ar rived in Klamath Falls and distributed. Two and a , half tons more on the way. ; . Four tons! Eight thousand pounds! This is the bid of mail order houses for Klamath county monev. And for even7 catalog received a cer-! tarn sum 01 periectiy good iuamam couniy money win take wing and never be seen here again. ' .... Mail order houses pay no taxes in Klamath coun ty. Nor do they have any interest in the county whatso ever except in the money they drain out each year. -,f. Citizens whose library tables are graced by a vol umnious catalogs of mail order houses will do well to consider, before succumbing to the lure of the attract ively pictured goods, whether they are winners in the long run by sending their money away. i Fancied or real savings now mean a loss later. The loss may not be readily apparent, but it is no , less real. :- i ! Support of home town merchants means they are enabled to buy goods in larger quantity at a time, thus obtaining a better price. Merchants are anxious to sell theirgoods at fair prices. Local competition is keen. The prosperous merchant can discount his bills, prompt ly pay1 his notes. v ' f ' 1 " ' f Still, catalogs have their uses. They should not be wasted. To provide entertainment for kiddies they are worth more than expensive toys. Whole families of pa per dolls," houses, automobiles, and countless other things that delight the childish heart, may be obtained from their pages. ' - ' They are valuable to start fires on chilly mornings. i ne ensp paper lends ltseit readily to this purpose. Keep a catalog or two near the kitchen stove. ; J', But first bum the order blanks, lest the temptation prove irresistible. . . ' THE KLAMATH COUNTRY (SECTION MEN HAVE . j CLOSE CALL WHEN TRAIN HITS SPEEDER - - i CH1L00UIN 1 MIW.ANI),' Mi. S.... (Kivi'.liil. I "Sliiirly," Him ecllon bu.s of Mid iiintl. uihl his crt rt uoikall li lulu iiLvs" ovortlinn limt Kr'tlny. Tim ciow vru on ilicl I very liiiiuv on tliu apvvder when a trelghi tnilli cmuO ui-ouild ohe bviiil und nut near u;iuit them livfoiti they realised ihelf duiignr. 'rim meli Jilmpuil (or lliolr Mve tioin Imilt sides of the speailar, narrowly escsp ng deatli, Tin trittn i lill the speeder mid 'eilucud It lo I illliter. "Hliuriy" left Hal urilti ' I IIHII'lllliu r.il- llliiinlllllll' III elllllll mutters. ' Alvln rornwonh slid Mr. and Mn. 1 C. K, Pitvls relliriled Tuesday from 'Hitliihd whurii they hitvn npviil (lid li'ot Hi'elt oh busllliuis, Mrs, AlvIM KttrnsWorill left .Hull ilny fur Yrokii tvhore sho will ilileilil t ho l :ul Of Kino and trnrtl wjilcli Has riituiued If tor all luiorvnl II f aevei'ul days entiled Uy Illness III llu ly ' in in I ! of oiio of Ilia stionloy BLY o. VV. irownrd hiiiiIm u bimliiess trip li Kliiinlli Kulls ll ThUiiultiy., llllbett llrown, Nonnuil W.hlte mid "" "leh'e.M trip 111 Hie evt Wnlmr Nulsolt and wifo were busl m s visitors hero avur th viek and. Tltvv expect to return lif, t'h'ltwjulll to Hiieiid t)i summer. .'.Mr, und Mrs, Mliuler spelt! V e day In tuwn oil their way lo l.nnvmit' r.iiMti tit Kltk hoi o Miey will sptniil lliv r Illume: ,, .Mm, Kiiilii'iliiv m nml (laughter :.rri( In CltlliiiUlll from Klamath I'lills W'eiliiesday. .Mrs. West la Hid unlier nf III" llew Commercial hoiel (In t U beliig billll In ICit Chlliiiinill. Jim Norred liu has linen iiiaklhA nd The Office Cat V A? ROMANCE NOT YET DEAD (Sacramento Union) She lets me kiss her now and then and that is nice, - . She. does the. came for, oitK-r, men. .1, get advice. Of course I kiss a MenM or two or maybe three, A common thing for men to do. bin why should she? 00 'i An optimist, thinks Joo Brett. In a man who is just starting a livery stuble business., "I believe," said tlw Imnatient Klumatb Falls man. as he put aside the telephone, "that I'll go fishing." "Didn't know you cared for fitshing." . "I don't, ordinarily, but It's the only chance I have or finding myself at the end of a line that isn't busy." A outh who bore, 'mid snow and Ice, A banner with this strange device, "Yes, we have no bannnna." Which leads us lo say that Lmi:.v ever lost any money by tending to his own b"lnett. no at- Yes, a womnn Is Uko a Kord In :ntny ways: Dut who ever said "Cot a wife an( epend the difference?" German Ueggar (pocketing marks) It used to be that when you asked for money you would only get some foot; now wheniyou ask for fotid you only cet Koine ntoney. DA fill s "Ta-tf. Another thing that puzzles us Is i why do tlw writers of nonular wines THERE is romance left in the air, on the sea, even if "l0 that for a liv.'n" w'. n tiny to'ii.i romance on land seems at times to the reader of the 'live in arivllims "o expense ,.r u,.- t l j: j Tt. u j. i slate? jicwDpapcia t,u nave uiaappeaieu. u, wuuiu nave ueen a thrilling sight to see Pilot Panghorn turn over the con- j trol of his machine to Freddie Loon, who eot on board I from another plane a mile from the ground, crawl out on the rigging, lower himself to the landing gear and help Diavato, the acrobatic airman, pull up to safety the Houston chorus girl who was suspended in an entagled parachute. And any of us would have gotten a thrill if "we. had been on the tug boat Cleone when it vraved the raging sea in Coos Bay to go out and anchor along side of the Columbia, throw a line aboard the wrecked steamer and take off the passengers in a breeches buoy. Those were acts of daring, adventure and heroism , that few. of us in the world today are privileged to see. Thanks be that we can read about them still. Efforts have been made to prosecute a wholesaler ' in Minneapolis who bought a lot of old potatoes in Chir - cago and sold them as "Florida new potatoes" at a pro fit of 6,000 per cent. The effort failed because, the city law department explained, no statute or ordinance i had been violated. Evidently the legal attitude is still the old attitude of trade. "Let the buyer beware !" Woodland Mail. oo Every time anyone smiles it make" a warm glow in the heart. Why not save gas fuc;l by tsinlMng oftem-i-? oo IT-! plact'd his arm around Iht waiM. t She laid her head -upon his breast. The car went crashing through a fence An undertaker did tho iMt. oo Shallow rivers and cheap flivvers tii;titi! the most noise when running. oo "liood-hye, I'll gfv: you a ring to morrow." "Oh. you d'-nr! Do you moan It? This Ik st sudden!" -oo .John Mtf'nll sayi when my child nhks help witli her lessons, I reanzi: ho.v much I have forgotten. oo 10. I. Klliolt diK-laif Fruit is being varnished. This preserves It so' tho shipper's effort .vill not he fruitless. Man In Michigan has edited a weekly paper 50 years. Wo don't know how ho makes his living. As ye sow so shall ye reap. Bok spent his money for peace, the oil men spending their for Just the reverse. ' Russia, poor RubsIii, her troubles never cease; she bus been recog nized by Italy so may cat garlic out of courtesy. Wire says the Drltisli Labor pre mier hasn't dune miinuul labor since he was 20, showing a re markable Intelligence at an early age. . - Chicago t'amstnrs are sinking. When teumstera full out chauffeurs eet more than their due. These diiys a moth keeps one eye on the calendar and the other on your winter clothes. The world would be much halter if you could whistle with n pipe in your mouth. v"ii ttiil find tint three iheers heal six Jeers. ?I"nry Fori .lanced u Jig ut W.ty '."ie Inn piot::; the II;; is not up. SHORTER BIBLE IS OPPOSED I.. Frusnel, all' of the Fremont n. lluual forest service und located til l.akevlew, were III Illy IhW wok en route to Klamath Ft.lls, lo bring back two cars from them to lie un.il in the foro t work this seinon. They were tho first to cotnn over the I miiiinitilh from l.ukevli.w ,m e t,ln jinlti of a few wei'k ago and mink' I Hie trip successfully. "lls Jacqullna Weaver bus ret rn I ed to Illy mill has accepted a poiN ; tfoii with the Illy Merount:le com-; puny. ll Weaver has brnoi employed i smith a'tieu last Hepteiuber rclilfnsd to (hiloiniln yeiiTilny and expsrts in etuy here during 'the summer. ' ' W, vv. tt'luhliiifhaih' wu a liuslnvH vlslto.' here WdlnoiHlny on his wy (rum K to in.ii )i KalU In Klik whore he will be eiuiiluyeil this summer nt Lamtn's camp. ' Henry Khadley spent Tuneday In (thlliMtnn from the Klamath Valley lioepitnl where lie U. still riioi'vlng treatment for hit hand. . , It. V. Mnllory of Stockton, Cl was a InmlnfM caller In town yes- , In I. os Angeles, a ma!! stole a ; radio and fcot six mouths on It. mere lomti ihnv li-.n i.u,. i-..l.,.l.u. be two national spanking days; the ' i .;.., JA',,.r anti (I'.lll SI'OKANK. Wash., Feb. 21 Op position to any efforts lo compile a "shorter tllble" or to eliminate as non-essential any pa- of the Scrip tures Is expressed In . a statement made public by It. I.. Kdmlatoll of till city, president of tho lltble Ful lowh,'p of Washington. "Thero la no power In the orgauk government, federal or state, much loss' In any person, sect or commit tee, to in any manner divide, add to or take from the Holy Ulble without limm Inn cut of thu national founda tion and sovereign rights." tho stnto- W-nt declnres. Tho federal constitution. It ai sorts, forbids congrcas tho ipowoy to enact religion laws, "and tho com plete Holy" Bible la approved by the kiss of each president on behalf of the sovereign and of ouch cltlaon, when taking the oath In the constitu tion on behalf of the organic gov. eminent." "Evory citizen and both the su.- erolgn (union of citizens) and the government of our nation are most vitally and sacredly bound to use every power necessary to Inculcate aud replenish common knowledge or the Holy Bible -jjvcalod luws," tho latement continues, "undivided and unimpaired, to eurh sovereign cltl z. n, born or iiiadc, freo and distinct from clergy und. personal profus ion, to tho cfid that nnllonul Chris tian citizenship be protected and re- plenished In yielding allegiance first to tho f indiiinentnl law of the Holy lllblo and declaration of Independ ence, second to the supreme organic law of the constitution mid third to rules of personal sect, cliii vh nut. Hoelety. . "Therefore wo hold Ihril the Holy lllblo cannot be divided, reduced or added to, except by (ho clearly ex pressed will of tjie sovoihlgn by means of the ballot, exercised as pro vided by the constitution under the unchangeable declaration pledge und coinpuet, ull lu harmony with flr-lst's comlmatitl, "I'liiit yi love one another.' Otherwise, the taking from Or adding to the Holy Itllile would lo that extent ! secliiiiiin and not within the national scope of (')iris '.Icu citizenship." fThe lllbli. Fellowship Is nil or ganization of roprvjBcnlnllvcs of 1'roti'Hlant denominations of the Blalo, l he primary object of which. j tiicortllng to Its constitution, .is "tr I ri.'itiove the legal barriers to the read ing of the Bible In the public, schools ii f tile slato of Washington." ut t It-j (ioltlcn Hulo in Klamath Fulls i trrdny. tne pitst taw monilis. m Jack Mt:Aullffe spent a few day.i in my tin weeg looKing atler sneep nni AMrt TAVfC DVrD a ut.r. it i t i l-u ut bn Y.M.CA. und cuttle that he has here. .Mr. and Mrs. K. T. (ilvan and turn lly .went Into Klamath Fill s on Thiirsduy of Inst Mek. From there Met. Ulvan and children will go to Suli'iii for a mutith'it visit w th her mother, Mrs. O. 1. I'ower, Mrs. Iluiul lvtvrt went into Kli'in Hi Falls Thursduy. Mrs. J. a. Watts has been III the litist week and at this time Is slightly Improved. J.l Hi.) i Kdwill lintt vturlled from Oiillfornlu whvru he apent the w'n ter niontha. Mr. Kdsall Is expected home within a few duys. 1. N. tllvan made a trip to Klam ath Fulls the past week to meut with certain business men rulutivu to tho lClatualh Fulls round-up for tne coming year. Plana for the co-operation ot the business men and mei. chant of Klnmnth Falls with the promotrrs of the Itound-up waa one of tho main Issues of tho meutlng. tilenn Parker of Klamath Falls la vla'tlug at tho homo of his par ents. Mr. and Mm. Jossn Parker for a few days. . j Marvin Stephen has returned tu Illy to live with his grandmother, I Mrs. W. T. Uurrett. I Roads out from Klamuth Fulls I and Lakovlew are In fair condition j now, vara being utile to come either ! way, thu few remaining mud hole j AMERICAN sYou never can tell what a lovinir cun will lead to. sin; Jew York a riot in which bricks were thrown, three men badly hurt and the loving cup smashed was; the se ' quel to awarding such a trophy in a club where other , members, dissented in the award. Stockton Kecord. tin: (i.- liriuit! froin ' - Friday is Washington's birthday, and all the bar kers will lay down their hatchets. Medford Mail-Tribune. . " A Texas chemist says the elements contained in the human body are worth just 98 cents. The fellow who ;Was guessed wrong as to his hostess' age would cheer fully sell out for a third of that. Eugene Register. day alter l!.HIo-eV;n niter ilaiigiili'i- rctu.tis tid'egc. , , oo 'Sf-o-'t pt:r.-oiM. yrapi Floe Mtt'sey. will have to c, on working -only a few are able to write snugs silly enough in bring rh-hes. - - no - ' Uinor " Wic'ter. It r.der?" , Walter- "Ve: y ).:ir, ami lie Kooncr ;.(.u take your foot off tii biriter I'll itwi it." , : ,, . - -Oil tchool tiacln n. Ihlnltt A. . frva lnl, urn people who will got reported tt they 'don't tival your kids lidtler. - -on Tne evening tli'w wax falling fut, I Ten Year Atro Today I' (NEGRO SYNTAX OF ENGLISH ORIGIN WARSAW. Poland. Tob. 11 Olio of tho romances of American welfare work . abroad has Just reached Its climax In tho formal transfer of the V. A!.- C.-.A. III. I'o 'and from American to Polish d ministration. This action means I that only five years aftor III la i trnduellnn Into Poland a welfaro .. T .. I -I. ' K service ior ine i onsn army, i. ei. ('. A. work huro has grown Jnto tho permanotit form so familiar to thu people of Amorlcn. , : The formal transfer, whloh took ' place In the Warsaw V. H. C. A. building, wu tho occasion for a ceremony titlouiled'y'! tSor,rreal dent of Poland und many other ot Its notabla ell lions, Paul Super, Na tional V. M. C. A. secretary for ro tund, aaya: "After tho Great War tho Ame rican Y. M. C. A. conducted work tor tho, Polish Army at nonrly 100 points, employing In this work C3 American aocretarle and expend ing f 1. 700.000. All this war work has, of course, ' boen discontinued und the enterprise now Is on a civil ian basis officered and directed by Poles. It begins Its new itnlu with some 7.&U0 membora In 17 cities and many thousands of uro "trying up very fitst wlUi the rr,is in government, nnlvoralty. wiivm weuther nro having. ,.v) military clrclea.. iven The Illy hotel which Iium toen tin- j Ami.rrttl) V. M. C. A. secretaries crated the past 'x years by Mr. and , ra,lllla lt plund as technical nd .Mrs. O. W. Howard was sold by them ' v Ihoth und Instructors In tho work to Mrs. Nancy Warren and Murvln j uf ,,.,, loBncl Ba an ex- Tlle notei win now, ,. ...,,,., i,, f .ht, j American V. M. C. A. with tho Pol I lull movement." Mm. Cross last week be under the munagement of Wurren. Scoit Warren litis '.I'titrncd Klama'h Fall to resume his ntudl"' In high school. MALIN is your corn t'tli. -21, Cllt llirllglilful ,i, ; Tlte .Viii-l;Wgravla Whi.it elm, will ! j In. 'fterta!m.-d tonlglit by Mr. aud ..Ir.-t. ( ail Cofer. Memls-rs of the teitth are Mr. and Mrs. rarey M. Itams j by, Mr. and M,-i. (harl'is Mart In, Sir. STANKOIll) ItNIVBHSITV, I mid Mrs. F. II. Kngllsh, Mr. and Mrs, I'iC. 11. Hall. )lr. mi l Mrs. Karl Wlill- lock, Mr. and Mrs, l.c.ille llogera, Mri find Mrs. Curl Cofer, Mr. uiftl I M'iw. Htehard !:, Hinll.il, Mr. and Mrs. .f. M. I'lr.ltnr, Mr. ' und Mn. niinid l):i.'giiti, Mr. aud Mrs, Orb ('iiiiipiiell. bus t(Hon attalr.d nni merely by The ll.irMltl'u tr.. n,....l,.tl, h..t h Ac-.through an Oregon village im.-sed lhe t))ttl" ot rCHaor, Otil., Feb. 21. Negro syntax and pro nunciation him no other origin than Kngllsh, said fl. p. Krupu, profusor of Kngllih at Coluiiiblu tinlvemlty. in a -.ot:ent lecture here.. There remains no trace of nny alien speech whMi the negroes might have had nl first, I'ltifeseor Krapp I fiolnled out. Ili lidded lliul tile words j "vmtloo" and "linodo'o" might pos. isdile be of African origin, bet lliul "niosey, "Jazz" and 'tote ' und ninny oihiir slung t'XIiror.ulons spread ) Hie American neglo wt-re iincient Kngllsh derivatives, ' A large delegation or water usees mended tho m'am meeednit at Henley Tuesdny evening. Mrs. Voss unci sister. Mr. and Mrs. 'Myers, Aiidernw Johnson, Ju cob Styskll, Mr. and Mrs. McComb were uniong the visitors tit Klam ath Falls Tuesday. Mrs. Kritpka mid little grand daughter Marie Van Meter wore In Klamuth Fulls Tuesday for me (Ileal ndvlce. Marie fell from a horse about two weeks ago. Seri ous trmtblu has duvploped from an injury to the bone at the lliui of the mil. A doctor took X-ray !!'. tiros at Miilln. Mrs, Vun Meter was sent for from Jerome wnero she ,vas visiting. An operation was per-j formed Wednesday . ut Mmnnlli Falls. . Mr. J. A.. McComb has been ap pointed as acting postma.iter or Malln, Hunry Krupkn who hus bean postmaster will go Into ranch Work. ''.' " At a meeting of tho hlllldln com'mitteu of tho comniun'ly hull, plans were Hindu for the healing nml lighting of the hall und. for finishing the' Interior of tho build lug, II Is hoped to have thn build ing teudy soon for use, Mr, and Mrs, Fogle, and (laugh ter Orletin returned from Sacra mento Salurdny from a visit lo Mr. Fogies sister,, j Tli prestige of Herald Want Ad tins iiuuii iitisined not merely by The the fact that all of It readers are ,..r,..,..,l H Mot 14'Mt Stl Silk nr..! TwiU W k 'I bis dress of sllK und twill shews (he lielltcss uiylc in a tunic effect, The undtrdli is of iluurcd sllk. th tunie of twill or rep. Thot ! a ash l'lt tluu you may tin en tlit side or In the back na you wish. i