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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
iti:hi.v, novhmiihh u. "m"'
Turkey Time
By Our Country Editors
PHTIEIGE I1ES
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U ' U ' LU L
NEW YO,KK. Nov. 20, Mmiy are
raited but few pre chosen. , This
Biblical quotation Is applicable In
baseball when inferring to the nitiior
longuors taken on lor trials by tin;
major leaguo teams., Dut not one
in loto is called, sent back' and then
chosen ainin after Ms years. Hut it
is true of Arthur "Diisiy" Vanco,
pitching sensation of the. Brooklyn
club during the 1923 season who
holds the National league strike-out
recond.
Vahce started his major league
career with the Xew York Yankees,
iwhb' ncid on to him for three years
and then cast him adrift just as his
arm . was - beginning to , round into
shapej Working out one cold, windy
day to show- his wares soon after
Joining the Yankees, suddenly there
came a "catch'' In his irm at the
elbow.
"It was like a knife hiade thrust
; right through the aim at this place,"
declared Vance. 'It hurt so badly I
nearly fainted."
- The pain vanished, but returned
every 'time 'Daisy" put all his stuff
on the ball. The Yankees sent him
to St.' Joseph in the Western league.
He went from there to Columbus and
after a few weeks' rest pitched good
ball for a game or two. Then the
pain came and his arm went.
X-rays showed . nothing. Bone
setter Reese treated the arm In vain.
Finally; Vance' consulted the old
family doctor at' Hastings Neb.
"Yon have ail Inflamed And strained
cartilage in that elbow and It Is prac
tically useless," the doctor Informed
Vaicti. ''it famished grease, or rather
oil, for that hinge in Tour elbow.
Only rest will restore it -and enre
it ao it will function properly again."
"Ho long?" asked Vance anxious
ly. "Four or five years," replied the
doctor,
VaneBeganh1ingTgafiie "flghtr""
against great oddsr He plugged slong
and kept the secret of his bad arm
as best be could. He was -transferred
to Toledo, then to Memphis. After
Irdveiingi
'A . -J,.
'-V -4
Lieutenant H..J. Brow, naval airman. Smashed th speed record by
: flying 255.15 miles art hour at Mitchell Field, L. I. Brow won second
place In th Internationa Itaces lat month. The camera'! shutter w
I (creed to work Uoooth part of a second to ot thia ramarkabl plctur
, of the plane crostlng the oillciol timing Jayjce, . . .
Firpo
!t RENAULT
I T
Jack Itenault. Canadian heavyweight, knocKod out Floya Johnion o
jowa, a fow leconds before the end of the fifteenth and lait round at
Midlion 8ua Oardcn. Johneon kliscd the Cnv three ttmee In the
)Mt rauna btor finally want out (or good. . Photo ahowe tb and. , .
ti lonit'ri'A be won four" games In
nriw7"Tlun ha sagged dowiT'agnlii
tfn went to Sacramento to the Pa
cific Coast league In 1919 nnd back
lo Memphis In l'J20. HIr n:m began
ci-Improve... New Orleans in
1321 the tide turned. ritchms every
fifth game, Vance was tho wu.mtor
of the league. The term k servitude
J of the Nebraska doctor was nhoul
I ended and the elbow wnV fdnethin-
Ing properly. " ' ' ' " , ' ,,
j .Vance was 'obtained by Brooklyn
for the 1923 season and' did fairly
well. In 1S2S he was good from the
start. Among his feats d'uring the
season were striking out 15 In a
game, wth the Giant..) and Itching
a one-hit contest. ' .
- Vance nickname of . "Daxr.y"
is really a mlsprononnclatlon of
"Daisy." Whan he was a 'kid he ased
to visit at tho shack of an old plains
man near his home town. This fel
low had all kinds of weapons, chaps.
spurs and saddles, of which ho was
very proud. 1 '
"Ain't that a daisy," he would
say to Vance as he held up or desig
nated one of the articles He meant
"daisy." Vanco liked tho expression
so well jhat ho began to use It in
school. Tho boys promptly began to
call him "Dazxy," ! and 'Daiiy" it
has continued to this day.
Dr. Marion I.eRoy BUrton, presi
dent of the University of Michigan,
says: "Cititens who gd Into public
service In America today to do ao at
a ; tremendous price. They sacrifice
large salaries paid In other fields 10
bold public office at a financial loss.
Every corporation in this country
knows the geratest extravagance Is
economy In buying 'leaders. Yet In
this nation the highest honors' we can
bestow are "jated as beneath a man
of ability. From my experience I
know university presidents are un
derpaid. Day by day, positions are
offered to me paying salaries four
or five times what I am receiving
now." ;
At the t. SI. C. A. national con
vention, Mark M. Jone3, economist,
said tbat of every dollar given to the
Institution, 60 cents went tor actual
"Y" work, 21 cents for expenses in
collecting the dollar and ISM cents
for duplication and overlapping.
A Frenchyachtsman In the "ert-
glneless - 3 3-foot sloop and unaided
Jy a crew, sailed from Gibraltar to
New York City 100. day fm the
date be et sail.
Next
MAGNOLIA
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N"Wo-r getting nearer to Turkey Day. In 'Act, we'ro setting o closo to it that tho edor of tho ron-ju.
dcticucy la almost noticeable. Hero U a view of a turkey Hunt at East Swanton, Vt.. which pioducta thou
anus uf tiio gobbler every year. , . '
EST" STILL
ADVICE OF U, S.
FEDERAL DEPT.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 30. "East
Is West" In American trado and
the advice "Go West, young man"
Is still applicable, the Department
of Commerce declares pointing out
that there is still a new West, rich
In ' undeveloped natural resources
and with the capacity to absorb
great quantities ot American manu
factured products.
"Beyond the bounds ot the old
West "He the oriental and other
trabs-Paclflc countries," the de
partment says. "There the great
stretches of the East, trom Bering
to the Indian Ocean, have become
the modern frest for the Ameri
can business man. The! trans-Pacific
countries claim about one-fifth
of America's total trade now, and
the business Is growing. Moreover.
an the .fundamental elements that
make for sustained growth are
there. ' ' " -
In ho quarter of the world Is1
there ' larger opportunity for the
application ot America's1 business
energy knd ' acumen than in the
trade of the trans-Pacific coun
tries'. We need their raw inaterl-
id, for the most part, - this
buying does hot present complica
tions affecting the welfare of our
own producers or raw materials.
They need onr finished products.
and, getting them, will build no
601
erohomlc structures which forjenness In public Is punished by a
generations can absorb more and j
more of the products of our labo-
ratorfeg, our foundries
and
onr
factories."
RAILWAY ROBBERIES
MENACE SAFE TRAVEL
TMRUOUT GERMANY
1BEP.LIX, " Not. ' 20. Robberies
have become ao numerous oh railway
trains throughout Germany that trav
elers are wary about making night
Journeys in compartments with any
strangers. One - man was recently
bordered in a compartment and his
body thrown from the train .by a
criminal who has not been appre
hended. Robbery Was clearly the mo
tive as the murdered man' money
and valuables were missing when
tbe body was found and his baggage
In the compartment had been rifled.
In some case the victims have
been chloroformed, and In others
they have been gagged so thoy could
not make on outcry.
.Persona whO buy first-class tickets
In Germany may have a two-berth
sleeping compartment without ihar-
ing It with another passenger. But
even thia It not a guarantee againat
theft, at thieve manage to get the
doors of compartments open during
the night In splto ot the vigilance ot
trainmen,
- Kxtra guards have been placed on
mhny train, and the public ha be
come so cautious about leaving Win
dows open that thieve find It more
difficult to get admission to com
partments. Coddles Of till classes' In Germdny
have, compartments. There are nd
car similar to those used On Amerl-
can railways. But thai second and
Iblrd-tclaes cohHpartments are gen
erally crowded find have seats for
more persons than the flrat-c'.aas
compartments. While such compart
ments afford rfneak thieve a chance
to rlffO the baggage of sleeping fellow-passengers
there Is lit tin ilnnee
tor criminals ta nse anaesthetics' on
so many persons', and many travelers
ore electing (he cheaper eMommodv
tlOM for night travel.
. Advortlaing pgyi, Try It and is.
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TURKEY CHANGES
iN PAST YEAR
CONST ANTiNOPB. Nox. 17 The
allied foroea evacuated this ancient
metropolis over a ear ago, and
two days later saw tho orficlal end
of all forolgn authority la Constanti
nople. -
It has been a week ot change,
both physical and psychological.The
Turk has come Into his own and Is
straggling with the problems that
come with It. At this writing the
Grand National Assembly, down In
remote Angora, Is wrangling with
a new constitutional form ot gov
ernment trying to make a more
Workable Instrument than the
present cumbersome system. The
suggestions range from a modifica
tion of the Amerlacn system up and
down, and the indications are that
ft will be a long and arduous task.
All the laws adopted by the An
gora government and postponed In
application nnttl evacuation, are
being put Into effect. First Is
prohibition, which was suddenly
damped on 111 Constantinople area
yesterday, eomlng like a lightning
stroke On the liquor business snd
the' consuming public for despite
the SToslemlc law ngnlhst the nae of
spirits or wine, a very considerable
portion of the Musselman popula
tlon hot to mention foe non-Turkish
drink. The . popular . native
Intoxicant Is douzlko, a sort of
that the present stock of drink In
thia city alone constitutes a seven-
wnaW . T. 1 I . Oama 1.-1 w !
thousand establishments, employing -
30,000 people fire' closed. Drnnk-
bastinado ot forty , strokes and
heavy flhei.
: Recently wo pat Into effect the
law against foreign physicians,
dentists and pharmacists who were
not registered before . the Wlorld
Wiar. They are barred from praoilceJ
The Russian hospital and several
others, started since the war, have
been ordered shut. ,
Theri are numerous other such
laws that apply to foreigners, for
the Turk seems bound to develop
an Intensified nationalism as proof
of his new freedom. That he is not
wholly confident of hi ability, how
ever. Is shown In announcement
from Angora that the government
has secured the service of a
cortoln numger of foreign experts.
The exodus of Greek merchants
Is regarded here as a iertous thing.
With the Armenlars he has formed
the mercantile element, conducting
moat of the shops, rctltauranti and
other retail and wholesale commerce.
It 1" reported that l he government
M taking tteps to replace the Greeks
and Armenian with German and
Anatflani. One report Is that more
than 3,000 business men ot those
nationalities are to arrlva here this
autumn, Already German merchant
ihlpi are beginning to come In with
German made goods of every de
scription.
The most striking feature of the
new order of things 1 betrayed In
tbe itreet. Everywhere are (hops
tor rent, or shuttered, the hop
ping crowd are a mere shadow of
what they iwere In the days ofhe
occupation, when thbtisapda of
western soldiers and sailors spent
their pay here. Gone are the' varied
uniform that colored the throngs,
the groat military automobile that
crashed - ln.atrani through the
narrow streets, the sound of fife
and' drum as garrisons changod
quarters or guard detachments
marched to relief. ,'
The cabarets and tea-dance rooms
that sprung up everywhere have
about disappeared. The very ex
cellent Russian ballet folded Its
tight and passed quietly out of'here
somie weeks "ago, and now tho lust
ot the Jnz2 joints, where formerly
could be found of an lovenlng a Jam
of ni'ltlnh, Frnnch, Italian- and
American officers nnd -lvll officials,
U to K,o with Its IttiHstau waitresses
and ita American negro proprietor.
For all that has gono has como
but ono new renttiro. Turkish ladles
on I lip streets again, tn tho days
of the occupation they were seldom
seen, but now In their eostnmes ot
brown, blue or black, with veil down
or often lifted, they shop openly or
drive on calls In cars and carriages,
This ancient city of Constantinople j and rfirte. They report n fine time min piuycd on the Mer' 1 1 field Frl
of Justinian and Mohammed, and nanI saw soma of the finest stock In day, November Itl, by rleniny and
fong list of other rulers of many Iho northwest. One cow sold for Mitlln, It would have been heller had
nations, Is entering on nnnther ot Its
contnrled phases. Asked the end, shipped lo Japan was sold for 12000.
black brows anil murmurs, "It Is In j These gentlemen also visited The
the hands of Allah." j Dalles whorn Wilson h.s u brother
' j living. They left Portland Monday
PUP RECEIVES MEDAL I morning and arrived In Klamath
rnn ur1 niM- 1 InM T,M" Tuesday noon all glad to gel
t"Ui: J?krJ?hlyi.l hack whero tho sua shlttet part of
BAY SlINULtMAINUtU
PRESCOTT, Arli., Nov. 20.
hound pup has been awarded a
medal form bravery. The dog alotfe
and unprotected, recently held, a
mountain lion at bay In a Colorado
river canyon untjl a party of hunt
ers appeared. liurrwn? Patterson,
noted blg gams hunter of the south
west, killed the lion with hi re
volver. The lion had been driven lo a
flat rock by the pack of honnda, but
when It turned, snarling, nil tho pur
suers, except the ono young dog,
drew back in terror. The lono pup
scrambled up on the rocks and
growled at the lion, bluffing the
menacing beast Into wo:rled In
action. The hunters arranged to at
tach a medal to the honnd- collar.
Cannot fcxl.t In the Human Body If
You Will Vac Trunk' I'rMcrlp-.lon.
It Is preposterous; in fact. It Is a
shame to suffer with Inflammatory, ;
muscular, sciatic or any form ot i
Rheumatism. I
This Prescription does not ruin I
the stomach, It does not depress the !
heart. Eat all the meat and good food i
you wish while taking Trunk's Pre-1
scripiioa, ionuuan no marcury, sali
cylate soda, oil wlntergraon, or nar
octtcs, but positively overcomes any ,
kind ot rheumatism or gout on earth.
What more do you want There Is j
nothing Just a good, and It I Im- j
possible to get something better. The '
greatest uric acid solvent known and j
.Iso a superior IJver Medicine. . ;
trunk's Prescription sell for 11.7s !
or i for onty $5. Star Drug Co. j
Adv.
RHEUMATISM
Special Reduced Price Made
For Classified Advertising
If you have some farm machin
ery, a cow, horse; otnl ultra for-
nllure, 'or any other article which
ha email value to yoif bnt may
meat tbe' nte'di df. otBa'r, better
turn It Into cash,
tbla can be done by the uae of
elaaulfled fdvertlslnf and t an ex
pense tod small to be eonaldeted as
material, Ther are' many article
which will bring in many dollar,
and tbe coat of the classified ad 1
aboat the farm or In the home
paid tor In the sale many time
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Shasta View-Malm
liulitH riiiiiu often i.'timiKh to l"'"P
tho grain hai'Viwiern wondering if
they will got It nil diiiio before
Chrl-tmiiit ,tit I hero la still enough
to keep I lie trucks huny mill wn won
der where so much grain route from
and whera It goes. It Ik all from (be
Tulu lake section.
Mr. ami Mrs. W, A. Turner of
Klamath Falls and Mrs. Dun Mur
phy of Iteirloy were visitors at Hurry
Wilson's tecenlly. 1
D. K. Johnson hat finished Ih 'ei-h
Inc. stored his niacblnn mid Kn
with his family to their hiinio tit
Modford.
II, B, Wilson look a loud of po- j
liilnes In KJamath Kails fhursdiiyj
iinil expects in Inko another But-1
urdav. ......
r m LMriii.ui. (.'..! ...iw nrn
Klamath Falls visitors lodny.
O..P. (lllck. J. Jacobs and II. K,
Wilson, dalryiiien. and John Holier,
cheese maker of Malln, have return-
ed from a week' visit In I'ortlStid
where thoy went to attend the I'n-
cltlo Into Tiittlnnnl l.lvnstcl'k show
II "nil unit rt llolsteln hull which was
the time at least.
O. W. Myers and wife Just re
turned from a trip to Lake City
whc: they bought a load ot apples.
They saw 15 deer on their trip.
Mr. and Mrs. J. A. MoConvfo and
son David visited at tho home ot
David MeComh of Monnt Iakl.
Friday.
Twin boy were recently horn to
James 8 polk and wife of Malln.
Gcorgo Courtrlght, game warden
and rancher near Malln, wa mar
ried recently.
il:a. Levi MJcDonald ahit Mrs.
Jarnns Malone of Langoll va!ly were
bualryisa visitor In Malln Saturday.
While hore ther sold tholr turkeys
to A. Kallna who oxpects lo ship ta
San Francisco for tho Thanksgiving
trado.
Hunters aro still coming. Eight
from Ban' Francisco, four from Kose
burg and one from Sacramento, reg
istered at Wilde's hotel at Malln.
What might have been a serious
accident occurred at Malln Saturday
NOTIC E to Trappers
I will pay you a much for your
RAW FURS
ai you can get anywhere
See Me before shipping. Will be in Klamath
- Fall after December i at
Marvin Cross
i There r a number of people In
tnM community who ns theae ad
over,
regularly,' hut many have never
tried tbm ind do dot knbw their
rasl' valdf For these people
are making a special offer.
Cut out the blank form below and
write in It, using It space for each
word, telling what yoo have, being
sure to Include the nam and ed
drea. Attach a On Dollar bill to
tbe ad yon have written and mall
tbe two to The Herald, Klamata
' when John McNeil, driving it uniting
A. Kallnu, who miiiliii'tN n iner mi
'('mu (o turn' mil. Iloth csf, with"
I 1 ii in ii it itl , McNeil's car In unite un
j extent, but no uno win Injured.
(The daughter tit Mrs. Tliiutiim.
post in 1st tes, w ho hits been nhit
I Iff her iiHilhei' (h I ho nfllcn fur t wic
weeks, returned lo her ltnmA nl Me
I t'binl, Kiimluy.
Merrill Ili&fi School
Tiyoulj fn yell (loaders were held
Thursday and M;n Wflsfm and I.1''
Mm rill wern elis'tnd. ,
The rlr.il Million of I hit Merrill
High si'liouf liriper, eilfteif fiy lltn
Juiiliil class, wits l,viiie, Krlility,
At the student body meeting held
Thursday, NovenVbcr 15, It was de
cided thai nil members nf lh Httld"iit
body should wear rnnlnfg' -.-iiw afl((
I1"1" "'0 " iWrA Ho.ii
Wnvn
l""''l il.
The sophomore class has taken Iho
matter of rnolern' cnti In Itifnd lifiil
j seems In be very enthaOastlJ
about l.
I A good gamo of soc-er football
I the scorn not ended n II".
P M I'npn. an nlumnl of (lit Mr
High school, bus plclfil the Ufflft
da Phi Helta fraternity nl O. A. C,
Cured or Money Back
After aboat yattr of eaftWia
wthPaa,lwstralibyyal .
mm trtatlsralJy aay that! ! ass oansi." i
Thia and hundreds of odber
lctten have been received from
grateful patient. Thcf ire 6a fil
in my office and wilt be tent Any
one who want proof of mf notv
turslcaJ, painless method of cui
tog Pile.
I goanatM Is pra
ally cava yasi mt Nf aasl
year nwiwy, Write teAy
fat FREE BOOK,.
DEAN. M.O
Fall, Or.
Thia ad will be run tor ei eon
aecutlv lastie lu this paper, the
first luaertlo'n bulng In the "New
Today'' oolumn and the otbar fJVe 1
lasuo In the regular eluilflM oW
partmtut. , '
the price ot" On ndlUf for it
words I a apodal rat made only
a a trial offer and good only when
the form which follow uaed.
Tbe regular rata for this advertis
ing are published dally In the
lluruld.
. VA.irai
CKASiU.