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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 12, 1923)
MONDAY. KOVBSnmn l. 1M 're Four THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON Suiting Iforalft !ud dully ncopc Sunday by The Herald 1'ulillshlng compnuy mnce, ii north Kiguib K H. BOULR llUTH BOULK Entered at the postofflc at Klamath Fall'. Oregon, tor through tilt mailt at Member of the Associated Prest ' Th Associated Press It exclusively entitled to the use tor republica tion of all newt dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited In tbtt ptper, and to all local newt published herein All rights ot republi cation of special diapatchea herein are also reserved. - - - - 7., - - r. R, HOCUS H, K. HILL ..- , ., H. W. KKVNOLD8 . Tbt Ivanlng Herald .! the official t-'ity or Htamatn raua. SrTWCRIPTION RATK8 ' Delivered By Carrier Off M TEAR OiX MONTHS THRKH MONTHS QNB MONTH By ONH TEAR MX MONTHS kKR MONTH , INFORMATION FOR ADVERTISERS Copy for dlaplay advertising must be In tola office not later than S . m. on thf day preceding publication In order to be Inserted, In the laeue of the paper of the next day. ,f Want ada and reading nottcea will be received up to 11 noon on the day of Issue. , v Advertising for fraternal orden or societies charging a regular in itiation fee and duet, no discount. Rellgiont and benevolent orders will be charged the regular -rate for all advertising when an admission or other charge la made. i : v MONDAY," NOVEMBER IS, 1023 '' N U V ARMISTICE DAY P IVE years ago yesterday the armistice that ended the 4 greatest war of history was signed. Five years ago , this whole nation rejoiced with good cause, and was proud with good cause; It rejoiced because its sons, those who were left living, were coming home. It was proud that those sons, living and dead, had given such good account of themselves in the conflict v ' : ' . ' From year to year it is well that America renews with each recurring anniversary that same high joy and pride that the original announcement brought ' The occasion is one for serious thought, whether one dwells upon the past or looks upon the future. The world war was the greatest catastrophe, originat ing uvman's own responsibility, that has ever befallen the world. During the five years of struggle 65,000,000 men1 were under arms. : More than ten millions perished and more than 25, 000,000 were disabled, many permanently. It is esti mated by good authority that the total casualties reached 37,000,000. . V " : .Such a terrible lesson, one would think, falling alike on all the ' belligerents, would "lead the' world to' seek peace. Apparently it has not. All Europe has been on the verge of war, since Armistice day, and still is. There has not been a month of actual peace. , . The foreign laboratories and workshops are working overtime manufacturing poison gases, fabricating air planes, in preparation for further wars. What can' America do to prevent the madmen from springing at each other's throats again, as soon as they are sufficiently recovered from the last war? We do not know. We do not believe that it can be done by cancelling the allied debt, 'as some generous aouls suggest; or by joining the league of nations. Our idea is that'it is more an educational, localized process. . ,We Americans, each of us can aid by setting our own house in; order in our own communities; smothering the fires of hatred, the appeals to force and violence from which wars breed; enforcing the law in the fullest, mak ing America an example of a law-abiding nation in the eyes of the world; agreeing with our individual adver saries quickly, while we are in the way with them; bear ing our neighbors' burdens and letting them share ours. These are the ways in which peace is kept in the com munity, and peace in each community means peace in the American nation. Peace in the nation, creating one coun try united with world peace as a goal, when the nation is the world power that America is, means peace in the world. ; Peace cannot be realized on a wholesale basis, until you and I and our neighbors recognize our individual responsibilities as citizens. These are not profund thoughts, but thoughts like these are good thoughts to dwell upon on this anniversa ry occasion. . . ,..) . .- '"' v ' v,-- '- '' Things are not so worse after all. What if we were savages and had to w.ear j-ings in our noses and then caught terrible colds? Then we'd have something to blow about. Roseburg News-Review. The world is upside down, but is getting better, says Dr. Philip Cone Fletcher. In our childhood days getting turned upside down was a part of the getting 'bi'tter process. Little Rock .Gazette. , : The dads in the Kiwanis club feel all "puffed up" over beating the eighth graders in a 50-word spelling1 test. The kids ran. them a close second, anyway. Congratula tions. Baker Herald. . . . "Don't get married on less than $4,000 a year sala ry," advises President Creeden of Georgetown universi ty. All right; but if he feels that way about it, why don't he put a period after "married"? Astorian. su, iuhuimh runs, jr'ou. ..I'reoldi-nt and Manager .........bicrcrj Treaaurvr teeond olau manor. ... ... .Mechanical Superintendent paper ot Klamath County and Hail ENTERPRISE REWARDED n when This cHV Feuea'-S jJ if fJfcJfyfA DUCKS FEU IN "fa CfJlC AfTeS KE'D V Jfki'Wlr' SHdT 'EM HE SAYS ltO OIV6 FIFTY $9t Tik P" DaiABS T'SETTrieM DUCKS" AlV 30 nljKf J.CWV I l 7 I flQKCI I IJnCWi.aViir-r.Ji I !'S PALJ1CE HELD FIRETBflP LONDON, Nov. 13".' aucklngham palace, the home ot King George and Queen Mary, la a tlretrap subject to the gravest tire risks, according to revelations In an official report ot a royal commission appointed to In vestigate fire prevention in England. The. British public Is alarmed at the possible danger to the royal family while. In resldeace In the palace, for a fire during one ot the brilliant court . nights,, when -thousand of guests are at the palace, oould easily .result in a holocaust. Though royalty itself may often be insignificant, royal residences rarely are, and Buckingham palace, as far as outward appearances go, la no exception. Each year thousands of tourists gaze In wonder and ad miration on the Imposing stone fa cade of the palace, one ot tbc archi tectural sights ot the British capital. Few of them know the palace frost Is a shell hiding ah older building. It Is like a beautifully decorated the ater tife curtain which separates the people from the stage settings of a royal court. Behind the noble palu.ee front is a maze of royal reception rooms, ban queting halls ani living quarters for the royal family, and ls retinue of retainers, court officials and ser vants. Theae quarters are. separated by inflammable purltions and linked by a labyrinth of (1 rutty hallways and a net work of old-fushioned electric wiring and lrcating Installations. ' Despite th-j lire risks, no English government buildings are even In sured, no matter what may bo their value or that of their contents. Dur ing the year ended December, 1920, the commission reports. 21 fires oc curred In - government buildings, eight of, them being attributed to short circuits due to defects In old electrical Installations. Buckingham palace is only ono of London's hlslorlc buildings open to fire risks because of the nature of Its construction. Somerset house, depository of priceless documents, is another. This building is a source ot groat anxiety to the government, ac cording to the report of the commis sion on fire prevention. Many precautions lire taken against fires In Buckingham palace, Somer set house, the Houses of parliament and other government buildings. There ore continual patrols of night watchmen, many of whom , aro trirtiied firemen. Servants and offi cials of all eliinjcH receive Instruc tion In the use of fire extiiiguishem. Government officials explain the lack of insurance, by -snylng that In many cases, such B4 the 'House of parliament, It vould he Impossible lo estlmnto their value for lnsurancc purposes. . ' f, ' . ChlonBo Tribune Tf our govern ment wore 'mistakenly Induced to put $60,000,000 into the wlloat Tltlirko, wo would be headed strnlglit for a worse situation next year. Advertising pays, try It and see. TOWBmON1lnGHT KANSAS PAPER - STARTSTENGLAND O.OXDOX, Nov. 10. Almost every ono In England tools that some day In the future this country will be the scene ot a big tight over the pro hibition question. Both tides are already busy bellowing from soap boxes and lecture platforms, and spreading printed propoganda here and there. To the tide of the wets has Just come Professor Ernest H. Storllng, University College, London, wth a book on "The Action ot Alcohol on Man." ' "The work of tho community," he contends, "Is carried out almost en tirely by men with whom the moder ate Use of alcohol la habitual. - "We have only to look at the leaders In every walk of life. In each group we, find a small handful who are total abstainers, but a census would probably give over 90 percent who habitually partake of small dc-ies of alcohol. Health Is in most people a necessary condi tion of success.'and most of the members ot the leading groups of society enumerated are distinguish ed not only by their good general hi'.Ith, but also by the fact that they live to a ripe old age." Dry dinners are an awful bore to everyone, tho Professor seems to mum, anu ine merriment ig uutious- ly forced. But an ordinary fsost at which alcoholic dgJnks form a ' part Is ever "distinguished by a J natural flow ot spirits and good fellowship." . "A man may go to such a dlnnor fdll of care- and work of tho day, with ll'.tlu or no Interest In those he has to meet, whose occupations may be very diverse from h!a own, nervous of making any remarks to his neighbors for tear of making himself r!diculous'ror Buying some thing in which they are, not interest ed'. After the first glass of 'cham pagne we notice the conversion, In stead of liclngas'.iasmodic and forced, becomes general nnd free; the self consciousness and preoccupation ot each man with his. own affairs be comes lessoned." Advertising pnys. Try It and see. SUBSCRIPTION COUPON TO THE EVENING HERALD Klamath Falls, Oregon Please enter my subscription for - One Year, by carrier, $6.50 One Year, by mail, $5.00 ..............................I Six months by earner, $3.50 ..........:......... Six months by mail, $2.75 The month, mail or carrier, 65c ...... Herewith f ind $.................... (Please write plainly) . - jame Address i..;...,.,..:.........:.. The Herald is pledged to every upbuilding movement ' in Klamath county ', VulLL rUDLIdil BIBLE SERIALS I TOPEKA, Kan., Nov, 10. A teat of more t"an a year having prov en the popularity of publishing the New Testament In serial form as a weekly feature, The.Topeka 8tate Journal, among the tew If not tho t'rst newspaper In the United States to attempt such an Innovation,' has announced Its plan to continue the series by printing the entire Bible In a "continued story" form. The compilation bat been pre pared by Dr. Charles M. Sheldon, widely known Topoka minister and author, and editor ot tho Christi an Herald of New York. It was on Dr. Sheldon's suggestion that tho New Testament serial was started by The Journal. ; be naw aerial will be known at 1The Everyday Bible." Itis a con densed form, all passages ot a con troversial nature or such at might be considered objectlonal for public reading being eliminated. Tho main historical data and teachlngi ro- moin Thls form of the Blblo Is tie- i signed for the newspaper reader who has not the time nor perhaps tho t.v j cllnntlon to read the -Iliblu In Us entirety," .eald Arthur J. Cnrruth, Jr., manager of Tho Journal. "II Is really a busy man's Illblc, told In Interesting story form. "The printing of. the New Testa ment In serlul form has aroused In terest all over the EnglUih spooking world. We have lottors from every stnto In the Union; from many parts ot Canada, from Austrulla and from England. Several! British nuwspapers not only Inquired about tho success of the undertaking but Indicated their Intention of adopting a like plan.' A number of newspapers In tho UnKod Status took up tho serial. Advertising pays. Try It and sen. J STEEL HOUSES FOR JAPAN ARE URGED HONOLULU, Nov. IS. The do vising of enrthnuako-proof atructurc It tho Kim ot Dr. Tlimiita A. Jag gar, Jr., fovornmmit volcanologlai: nt tho Klluuoa ouattrntory ou tlie Hawaii, v-ho hna loft'hore for Japan lo atmlv the etfraU of lliu illmiatrnua turthiiuiikvs that viclleil tlio Islunil omplro rucomly. Ho tUKKealed that dealgnert mluhl Huvnlnli an all.atel (file jW'llloh could wlthttand siirck and obviate Toklo and Yokohama. "Owing toitho fact that we are In close enntaot with tha JstmlnH In Hawaii, men who know bow Japaneie house are built, thoro It a tuprema opportunity here to de sign a light stool etructura that could bo built by tho thousands to take tho placo ot the destroyed bulUIJnm and houses In Japan," he said. "This It one ot tho proutoma that the Hawaltun research associat ion will attack, a study ot tho facta evldunt on the' ground In Japna." AitvrtMnD; r-av. Try If and . TODAY ONLY S I . -X . When a Pretty Flapper Goes Speed-Mad . .:. Andy Gump Comedy , News HKHULT8 OK BTATK KMIOItATIOX DIH.VI'POIXTa CltHT llltlTAI.N LONDON, Nov. 12, The results of state emigration, tor which the government designed a achomo of usMstod pasasgos.to the dominions, has bee.t vory disappointing, accord ing to Lieutenant-Colonel Buckloy, chairmau of tho Overseas Settlemant Committee. Up to Eeptombor 30 a total ot 31, 000 government assls;ed omtgrants had loft Groat Britain ' under tho schemo, this number falling short ot tho totul It was hoped to absorb by somo 10,000. Of the 31,000 who uwltod thomsolvcs ot the facilities of tho scheme, 23,000 travelled to Australia, 4, BOO lo Now Zealand, and tl,800 to Canada. Tho world Is going tn tho dugs. Now York grand opera Is mnkt,; uieney like a baseball team, i . Passmiitur train hit n car of tlyna mlto near Joplln, Mo without In jury but don't yon try It. ' Whllo n street car was hold up by bandits In Salt Lako It cnli't ho what makes litem Into hero. , ..... V: Chlcnco thief got Ion rings. Now maybe ho will stool a klss and got married nnd get punished. ... .. T)wk IndlunB, ngod 113 and 110, aro visiting in Washington, tlio older Inking enro of Iho younger. . . . Ohio statn offices nlmost burned. I'rolmbly slarted by somo fiery Ohio political speech, ' . May cut naval offlcorn' pay. Then navy trouserH will bell nt tho knee as well us nt the bottom. -. . . ; A slight rnrlhtiuakn felt 1n Ilomo, (In., wus nlmlly caused by rolling tlio blggost punipkln to town. Hclciillsts nro hunting n way o snvo corn. Tho best way is to keep tlio stopper In Iho ins" At The Theatres AT TUB 1'IXK THICK ' Ooaplle the tiatement thai a good screen playor must be able to Inter pret any rolo astlgued, there are oral in the oast of "Racing Heart." a Paramount picture tlarrlng Agnot Ayrns, which will bo nmm al Iho I'lnu Tree llifHler today, whu have novor been given certain charactorliatiout bcaute II Is doubtful whothor or not they could fill them. Tor Instance! Agues Ayrot ha nevor yet playU n grumlmothor eharoctew. ' Theodore Hoboftt It aln a ruff parent with a heart ot gold IB theJ role of John Kent, father of Virginia Kent, played by Am" Ayr". I" "Racing Hearts." At In "Whtt'i Your Hurry," a eomody-drema tlar rlng Wallace Raid, Mr. Robertt Iln bnt the rolo of a Hon auloinoibllo manufacturer who retutet to rec ognise the value of modern advertis ing. Hut many now eltuallone and nn nlinont unlimited number of comi cal nplaotloa and lltU't makea of tha votornn rharactor aoior of the tcreeti an etillrvly new person. CONTINUOUS SHOW RICHARD DIX THKODOIIK IIOUKItTtt I . rich Auto mobile Jlannfnr- , unr' who rcfu a 'II sen to rwognli-i j J . I ho value of m- ilrrn ilrrrllsln4 llo'N nt liU Ik'xt .Vows trom Parlt. Old race horse glvon new glands. They tbould bavo used liver glands. .... Armistice Day it com log. Armis tice begins at home. Wny not sign an armistice wild your iwlfeT ... New York doteetlve caught, sis crooks at one time. Thick at they are bo should have gallon a doson. r .... Charming ni.w for the tittle (Iris today. ModiiVn surgory can make all boys grow six foot tall. .... War for 30 years Is predicted In Europe. It csn't hnppcn. Clgarota would not luLit 30 years. .... Divorce la Increasing In Germany, vhowlng they still have money. ... Porhnps a man smlln wlion a girl puts him cm Iho head because that Is his funny bono, .... Tho great Immllcnp about being a grand opera alnger Is getting born In mimo foreign' country. Whon n mmn goes to tho dogs ninny of his friends bark M him. V . r Tho troublo with a cut'-ralo barber Khop Is tho rnto Is usually about two cuts plir mlnnto, , .... A fi'.xo alarm to u boy la .wlhnn n liouso next to Iho rhool burns. .... Possibly duo lo Iho demand for football player, mora boy ' than girls nro holng born In America. . . .' . Wlnlor, It snoms, luis nrrlved In Clitcngo. Woman thoro got n dlvorco bocouso her hubby wouldn't bnlho. II .... Whllo n Frunch nvlalrlx looped tho loop 08 Klriilglil times wo'll bet alio couldh't thread n noodlo onco. . . . . Lnto fall nolo to Janllnr: "Yon may tiro when ready, Orldloy.", ( .... lllg nit In Ramn on tlio const, Tn Tncomn, Los Angoles and Ronttlo raUill Kleins sold for snblo. ' Thn 1024 model ford may turn nut to be a political ninchlnn. '