- THE EVP NING irHd1'' K&'mH. ...FLiirlBoN : .'; f. r. BIG i GAMS HUNTING ISlGOOD SPORT,. TOO! ''V'r' "" -tl-tm-rTirT'tnit'-i ir--fr'M- n r--:trftvf,:i.l".rr"l'TT' ir- ;r?T t-Tot! . r . : " : i ft' t- k i Issued dally except Sunday by The Herald PubtlMiIng company. orrtce, liv North Kighth Ht., hiamam i-aiia, ore iron. F. R. bOVLB HUTU HOl'LK ..PrraMcnt and Manajrer Hocrctary-Trtwmrer Entered at tha postoftlca at Klamath Fall, Oregon, tor transmission through th mall aocona cum matter. Member of the Aaaoclntcd Preu The Associated Preu 1 exclusively entitled to the use for republica tion of all newt dispatches credited to It or not otherwise ' credited In 1 thla' paper, and to all local news published herein All rights' of republl ealloa of apeelal gtspatchea herein are aUo reervd.r r -- - ' H. H. W. EVNOLDS B. HOCUS B. BILL -Editor . City Kditor ..Mechanical Superintendent 1. ttti mar- r i Tbs livening Herald Uj'the official paper of Klamath County and the -riM . iri.m.ih Pall am tear IX MONTHS THREE MONTHS ONB MONTH OXK TEAR MIX MONTHS PER MONTH fJtTJSCBIPnOX RATES ' Delivered By Carrier U.O0 Hy MaU sua Mi , . IXFORMATIO.V FOR ADVKKTISKRS Copy for display adTertialng must he In thla office not later than S p. m. on the day preceding publication in order to be Inserted in the lain of the paper of the next day. ' Want ada and reading noticua will he received np to 11 noon on the day of issue, Adrertlalng for fraternal orders or societies charging a regular in itiation tee and duea, no discount. Religious and benevolent orders will be charged the regular rate tor all advertising when an admission or other charge Is made. . . MONDAY. OtTOBKK 5, 1U-JI3 THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER TTHE following article by Rex Grover White, of the! V Community news service, well outlines a number pi important facts about newspapers in their relation tri the community White says: . ; . ; . v-"The- local newspaper, like tlie local fire depart ment, police department and board of helth, is accepted as an institution by the American public which must do its work, serve all interests, ignore danger, know no sleep, accept abuse, be always polite. It is looked upon as an institution that must give its wares, i. e., its col umns, upon the slightest pretext to the aid of any sort of movement having the slightest tinge of charity, civic advancement, or social, welfare. In the. same breath it is called upon to protect and destroy, to blow hot and cold, to uphold the courts and to watch them, to support the -church and libraries, to befriend the helpless and uphold property rights, to be always right and to be super human in its swift gathering and presentation of news! ;; Like the municipal departemnts mentioned," it receives few thanks for doing its duty, but bitter at tacks for the errors that, being but of human energy, are sure to arise. . "No one that "Has hot been active in the making-of a newspaper has even a faint idea of the toil and the energy, the. sacrifice and the heart interest that goes into every issue of every paper of every city of America. Few have any idea of the enormous expense that must be met, of the problems thdt arise from a clear sky and must be. settled without an instant's hesitation, prob lems .often, whose wrong settlement might mean a fortune if not ruin. , The paper is as near a living thing, pulsing, warm, keenly alive, as any man-made product can ever come, as delicate as a web and as. strong as steel cable. ' r "Expecting all things of his newspaper, the local business man gives, as a rule, only what he. must, and the newspaper is yet to be published whose advertising department will fail to hear a grumble over its, rate. The fact that there is not an immediate and tangible result from every insertion is the base for ceaseless mut terings, and even advertisers of years whose whole bu siness through printer's ink are prone to belittle the part played by. the local paper. , , . "But should a matter .arise wherein the. business man feels the need of his paper, should his lodge or his club or his church desire to give an entertainment, should his telephone bill be too high, his street car lack ing in seats, his treatment by the corner policeman un kind, his milk too thin, his children too little taught in school, his political party too 'dormant ah. Then he runs' to his local paper for support, for aid and comfort. Then he demands and receives its most valued asset, its space. ' . . v . "'The public supports the paper, the pa,per owes the public space,' he cries. But might he not remember it is the public that supports him and he would be ag hast should the public come in and ask his goods from his shelf without pay, no matter how great the ned or how fine the reason. The church does not ask him to give its pews or carpets. the politician pays for his banners', the lodge for its hall, the gas company for its Pipes. - - : , ... f: '-a v - - , ,-, "A .business depression settles down. The first to feel it. is the newspaper, for the average business man, unless he is .a skilled advertiser of long standing, cuts first at his advertising appropriation. In other words, he cuts away the greatest source of supply of life blood for his ailing, business. If times are 'hard,' if money is scarce, surely it is obvious that . it . will take jnore coax ing to draw it from its hiding places. In every other form of activity and industry,' the 'greater the .problem the greater the energy expended to solve it. Why, then, does the average business man in times of depression when his sales are his greatest proolem, lower the energy of attack,: withdraw his silent salesman from the newspa per columns and sit back grumbling at the present, sobbing for the past and crying but a faint optimism for the future?. r . "A sick ma ntakes medicine to make him well, a well man takes exercise to keep him well and to make him even stronger, and a very sick man seeks the doctor, regardless of cost. A well business advertises to make itself greater, a sick business continues to advertise until it gets very sick, and then instead of calling in Dr. Wide spread Publicity, it dismisses even his assistants and wonders why it doesn't yet well on general principles. Sometimes it does. Sometimes people recover from ser ious illness without medical aid or advice. But the chances are all on the side, of the man. who calls for un derstanding assistance. , v "The right sort of a newspaper is the best friend the American public ever had or ever will have; if'is the greatest support and aid to' America's business 'Sympa thy between the business man and the local papershfiuld be as near perfect as it can be made, and as long'as each side asks for and expects only-.those things that a com mon jusctice allows, the union''will be a mutuar support whose value is limitless." "r " " "I 'Gosh, V, ;. Big Lan:V' to. w v f 17 t Thui'a wnai 1uuvi" Fuck, Biirc:t,r'i)r to Lndato Eoy, ia pronaoiy thinktns. lie's luKt firrtveO at tho White Houjmj, and In poen iihor.o fphl with CnUmvl At. C. Hucfcty, n couhin vt tho donor wbu i Matrj(ucrti CvUunin of Ailunta, , Called "Mystery", House w k ,o ou.iiuii.-t- nurnu in u:o mio iira. cnarics vci)i), over v-'hono t dcuth on oni'.ial Invcsiigatlon mny tako place. Tho home in nt I'ali flold, Conn. Bh had planned Just before ahe becumo ill to live in It cor- ! wotlv. -Saras' -w "- , AT TUB I'IXE XIUC13 Sim iitished plugs tor a living, Know what it la "pualilnf plugs?" Woll, It't ttia tolephune oporntur'a duly. Hho pulls nml Vualiua (Hem' alt Aiiy long, nml vluA pooplo1 ny,' "Oh, for honvon's ink!f, wiiko up unit glvt) tun my' tiumbor!" aim keeps lior ' tomiior 'hiul 'ropllA awenlly, '"Just a' moment- ploaso! '" Marcel Murphy Is" the horalna dt "Crossed Wire"' 0110 'of the most unusual' attrncllou ' I'nlveraal . hul pruaentad the public In torn (Imi, becaus It li a satire on two thing's -telephone " aervtea and ' losloty. The Blue book and a bad conneo tlon are the.oonneotlnc Ilnkj bjt wopn the switchboard and the soclla upper strata for the heorlne. She gets In on "Crossed Wires" an duses her -lta with reaut'. both humorous and dramatic. Glady Walton will be leen In the starring role as Mnrcol Mont morency Vun Deusen, alias Marcel Murphy.' Mlsa Murphy has played niuny flapper role and thla la one ahe haa not before essayed the "hello" girl. Other players who will be leea wh.a "Crosaed Wires'1 come to the Pine Treo theatre next.Tuoaday they are Ceorge Stewart, brother of the popular Anita' Stewart, Kate Price. Kdtlle Grlbbon, Tom 8. Giilao. Lil lian Langdon, William Robert Daiy, Elosle Nneblt and Louta Maion. N'cxt Tuesday and Wednesday at the 1'lne Tree. - ' AT THE MOtllTV ; Just as ninny great characters are made up of small but food qualities so may a acreon drama be simple yet 'powerful. This la trim of (he prod uction, . '.'The: l'own Thuti Korgot Uod," which. npons fur Its first local showing at. the Liberty theatre 'fuel day. wr ' " ' . The locali of the story Is juet'any email American ' community wjiere redbloodud folk airlve to Ket ih most.' out. of . life, ' The ohmetere are such as may be fouad in aBy suoii community not forgetting (hose ehcraoten which," IB thelf na ego, have oloaed their eyes to th small klndhossea and have Instead, (ought to rulo others through tho small authority given them. In the por . truyal of the life In this community the screen drama points out clearly and vividly the gross error of a people content to believe alone In tholr own thought. ' The story tells of a small boy, left an orphan, who becomes the proper ty of the village. He I mistreated kirked about, and ha but one friend a simple ruetlc -who at one time, loved hi mother. The time comcm when the wrath of the Almighty It' wrought oh this town t he form a flood and the orphan boy who has been taught to have faith In hie God, prays for the forglvent of thoso who have slnn'd. The flood scene la the mat realis tic rllmn In- play ever, scrfent-d The Office Cat Virtue- Is It's own reward, but when lost It doesn't pay to advertise for it. Frank Farmer says that tts a'us ual thing tho matter with a married woman's looks I that ahe I trying to drcaa to please her husband. Pity the poor humorist, even hi wit la in vein . A. A. Bellman, wonder If tho men who shot Pancho Villa were trying to win the Edward Uok peace prize. A girl is not a lemon becauso sho makes your lips pucker. Glory Is all right In It placo, but we'datlier have throe dollar than three cheer. Some will not oven give throe cheers. When a man keeps talkln', 'bout himself.'' said Amos Tash, ''ho glui to be about as companionable as n fiddle player wlf only one tune." An Oregon editor wa n. believer In "ycl!.w" Journalism and ran lima a leading editorial, according to K. If.' Buff, "Tho buislnt.ua man' of this town. who In In the habit of hugging his stenographer had better quit, or wo will piilil.'xh his name." The noitt day thlrty-neven busfneaa men called at tho office, pnld up their subscription a year In advan ce, left thlrty-iieven column of adver tlHlng to run Indefinitely, and told tho editor not to pay any attention to fool slorloH. Wo feel sorry for omo Klamath Fall pen-pin we know If the day ever come when thero will ho nothing to protest against. ' Hiiio pcoplo llvo beyond tholr means "and . other llvo up to tholr nieannem, ' .".' : UVH IS IH'MIl -V She think that llmdHtrcct In a pop ular 'novel. ' ': ; ; . ,r 8I10 ihinkn Oliver Twlat I a brand of ch6wlng tnlineco. She thlnke "The liat" In Habn null)' piny.- - ' Shn'thlnkx n'. fnolhnll coach line W'hcolS. ,'' " She think Tloimr Law l n new nmondment, Rho thinks n flying lachlo In nomo lilnd of Irout bnlt. Hho thinks poaching gnmo te Hko poaching eKg. She thinks the "Fatit Mall" rnfnm to Hiidolph Valentino. Hho 'think "Three Week"" I a mention advertisement. V ." AT THEJ LIBERTY The final showing tonight of TKE THREE AGES" Starring ItUSTKR K BATON In the beat feature co mudy proiluced thl year. If you like high clan co- hiudy, see thl one. Tl'KHHAY HI'K(1.I, A scathing Indictment of the wlckednm Street of Main "THE TOWN THAT FORGOT GOD" It I tho tory of a town where tho ton command ineiit uro broken over day und the golden rulo eve ry hour. You will ih moxt eiiatitlahal and apec. tuculur atorm ,anj flood scene over nhown on the ncreun. Thla .bin .clnl , will bo shown at regular price. W. S. Wiley doesn't tuko any atock In tho theory tbnl the earth I grad ually cooling off, and that the Ice ago la returning. Neither do any of tho rest of in. Tho reason dictated letter always sound more luiprciulve I becauno a man fuels freo to see word he doesn't know how to upcll , iirruioo. Let's give a cheer For Old Man Unlike, Ilo never moves "A Vote of Thank." Travel broaden ionic and flat ten o.hern, aa'y Vent Houston. If he can loll you gruffly that ho doesn't know what In thunder In tho matter with you, ho I rated ait a succesnful phynlclnn. AIM DA.N'tiKIIOCH ILM'SIO.N'H Then, thero 1 tho woman who essay to trim her corn, thinking thero could be no possible danger In cutting her toe, duo to the fact that alio la using a safety razor blnda In tho operation. I at riliuw TonlKlit Only Two Kent urea lletiy Ciiiliiwili In "THE WHITE FLOWER" "THE LITTLE MINIS TER" WRESTLING STARTS AT NINE . Tniimirotv niitl WtMlnrMlH) GLADYS WALTON in "CROSSED WIRES" I'rom Ti li phone Hell to .a H rlely' llellel lllan HIPPODROME A VAUDEVILLE A " I'.K AtTH Pooplo with empty conl bin look to President Coolldgo to prevent a cooluge. yoicr a-rwam Lloyd George vUlt n. Wan a war figure. Only wur "figure left aro on profiteer' bank bookn.. '. ' Kurop'o own n debt of gratllude, think 'Lloyd Cleonto, And, wo mlRh't add, other dohln. ' ' Alllo havq notion (Jio. poacoiie eonllng 10 Lloyd , Ooprgo, Nobody ha, according to u. (Icoi'Kfl any Europe In In It doxpo rnto condition. We nro Blud It Imi't In the United Stute. They nro broadcnslliig football, (iolfer llHtnnlng In may think the gridiron In a club, lint domo radio export think tho gridiron will tiTT"rl grld-lonk, Tho moon I 210,000 miles away. Tho niooiiHliliie I much closer, Thero nro no uulo lit flerniudii. ft Ik Iho hint ill 11 ml of tho fut dyln out pedoBtrlnn, Hounewlve may think tho grid iron la used for grlddlo cakes. .Tuck Dempaey, according to re port, ha refined to play tho win ner of tho world series. ('nolldgo ha been married 17 yenrB. Wo rofuso to ay thl I why ho I noted for Kiloiico, ' Homo got ' 73 I'lilliidolphlnn III olHht months. Roinntlmefi It gut them, in olRht hour hure. Al Apple him figure allowing tho United Sluto worlh 1100 billion dol lar. , Then wo won't buy It, 1 Dr. Cliff- Itoblnntm Ihluk Jiuoplo peii,i a third of their live iiHluup. TIioho wlih kid don't. ICggs and hiieon mll hotter than roue, poenu iierton Ilrulny, Alm wo ndd, they nnt boiler. Klei-ti-lclty I greal. You cult do everything wllh tho stuff oxoopt pay tho III lln. ' Uro a farmor'g fiold nnd you find n fro fnrmnr,