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FRIDAY, SEPT. 81. 1"S3L
THE MONROE DOCTRINE
I
N a recent address before the American Bar associa
cnrotarv nf State Huehes illuminated and de- -
fended the Monroe aocinne m V
The evident purpose of the address was to quiet the
fears and insinuations , of some trouble makers (es
pecially in South America and Europe) that the Mon
ro" J doctrine means a peaceful conquest of the repub
lics of Central and South America.
The essential points of the secretary's address
were- (1) The doctrine is not a policy of aggression;
it is a policy of self-defense; (2) as the policy is dis
tinctly the policy of the United States the government
of the United States reserves to itself its definition,
interpretation and application; (3) the policy does not
,,r, the inrlprir-ndence and sovereignty ol
other American states ; misconception upon this point
is the only disturbing influence in our relations with
Latin American states. Said the secretary : "I utterly
disclaim as unwarranted, the observations which oc
casionally kave been, made implying a claim on our
part to superintend the affairs of our sister republics.
Many promoters of the league of nations have
called the covenant a Monroe doctrine for the world.
How can a purely American doctrine be made a world
doctrine? It is fdunded on the self-preservation of
the "United" States, is 'confined to that object andis
recognized by other nations as such.- It cannot be
supplanted by a world covenant, either moral or military.
: " -s
'COOLDlWKir ap HANPAV TRiS '
( Yx) SHOULD Do i V 0u1" J
( it The ones? ;, "s ' J yO "
yJkiM
'"Courts
Dlvorco Gntntnl
. In the case of Elsie Holland ver
sus James Holland, Judge Leavitt
yesterday granted plaintiff a divorce..
Authorized to Sell Property
Judge Leavltt issued a judgment.
yesterday giving Frank C. Bramwell,
state bank superintendent, power to
execute a deed conveying the title of
the property of S. A. White for
$2500 to satisfy the claims of a
promlsorry note for the sum of
$2100 due June 13. 1921. payable
to the defunct First State and Sav
ing bank. In addition to the sum
due. Interest at 10 per cent :.'rom the
time the note was due to the pre
sent time will be charged. White's
property consists of timber holdings.
C
HUNTING WITH AN AUTO
7
WITH an automobile' that can outrun. the fleetest
' game, and .with a batteiy of rapid firing guns that .
cari'spray a forest with flying lead that can kill as far as
the eye can see game, the human animal has a strange
hold on all the game animals left on the face of the
earth. Wild game of all kind3 is doomed to speedy
extinction at the hand of man. Only the head and
heart of man will ever save a fragment of our valuable
remnant of wild game.
Africa is the last remaining home of bip wild
game. The open plains of Eastern Africa from Cape
Colony .to Kartoum are now persistently hunted over .
by automobiles. Men with moving picture cameras
in autos run big game to death, and men with pump
guns shoot them down from the seats of automobiles. '
it is comparatively easy and safe work to kill big game
in this way. The greatest danger is from being spilled
" from the pursuing automobile.
The remnant of deer and bears in our Oregon .
forests is melting away. As roads are opened through
our forests automobiles cany men with rapid fire long
range guns, who, by this method can hunt over-ten
times the ground of a man afoot.
, Dr. William T. Hornaday, director of the New
York zoological gardens and one of our great authori
ties on game animals, says: "The automobile is great
for the killers, but it is hell for the game." Portland
Telegram.
Judgment " Against .'.Walts e-t nl ,
Judgment was rendered against
defendants In the case of M. Stulsaft
of Sacramento, a corporation, versus
H. R. Waits et al. Plaintiff receiv
es $1,252.35 with 6 per cent interest
from July 14, 1923 and costs and
disbursement. It is further order
ed that the- sheriff sell plumbing
supplies of Waits and Nicolas to fat
Isfy the claims.
The Office Cat
He Ought Ti (iit It
A convict In the Kansas peniten
tiary has asked the governor for a
perdon on the ploa thut he fears he
will corrupt hs fellow Inmate. Ho
finds, ho any,, from what tlio oth
ers say, that ho Is the only guilty
man behind the bars. ' ,
AT Till? PINE THlilJ
Recreating a dead past for $7,00
a day each. Buch waa the experience
of Cecil 11. Do Mllle and Jeanle Mho-
phorson, perhaps the iiiont funioHicf Anna Q. Nllsaon jl tlio bond of
AT THM- MU12HTY
Realism Is tlio outslindinf foitturo
of "Heart Aflame a photoplay
which presents Frank Koomtu and.
hlKhly paid director-scenario writing
pulr In the world.
They appear as piuyura III "Holly
wood," a Junius Cnuo picture,
which la at tho Pino Tree thonlrfl
tonight. All they .were lull (I wn
17.50, the amount given tlio veriest
tyro, the morest berlnner In pic
tures. But they enjoyed every niln
tlio of Ihelr scenes for in a way It
"turned back tho clock" for both,
The appearance of C, D, De Mllle
and MUs Macpherson give only two
of tho celebrities who appear In
"Hollywood," such as l'olu Negri,
Thomas Melghan, William 8. Hurt,
Agnes Ayros, Jack Holt, Water
Hlors and Lentrlce Joy.
FLAG DISPLAY LEADS
INDIANS TO LOCKUP
NAOPflt. India, Sept. 21. He
cause of their persistence In display
lug the nnllonnl flag of India, the
local Jull now lie Iters 5ID In. Ilium
ii ml tho number H Kf()wliiK. The
ting la purposely carried III pnruilea,
with tho knowledge that the num b
ers will bo apprehended.
Arrests tnko pliicn dally, and It Is
fell hero that the Isauo Duty berumo
nutlonal. "Unmlhl luy'' Iiim been
designated n "I'lng lny." for
proreKtlon and display of Hie tri
color emblem,
I strong rust at I lie l.lliurty I lien I re.
In milking llio production, Darker
was not limited to either cost or
time In his determination to net big,
HiiHinhliiK effects and realistic llirllls
III tlio scenes of "hearts Aflame,"
On one nccaalon during tho six
monthi consumed In iha filming o(
the story, he look his entire com
pany up (o Oranbrook, British Co
lumbia, where he spent seven weeks
getting wonderful outdoor scenes
with an extensive forest of majostlo
pines as a background for the ac
tion, '
While In the Canadian woods, the
director launched the first thrill of
the picture, blowing up a dam and
reloading ten thousand hugo logs to
Lgo racing mudly down tho river, Ho
had to construct the dam especially
fnr tin seono making It as substan
tial and as correct from au engineer
ing standpoint ns though It were to
stay for years.
Hut tho greatest feat In the pic
ture, nnd Incidentally one of the
moot daring projects over attempted
for tho screen, Is the rngliig' foreut
fire episode which builds up to the .
powerful clliunx nf the story. Hun- '
cd under tho personal supervision
of Couiity Koreator Biuart J, Kllnt
ham and his force of one hundred
deputies, tho flro sweeps Itiroufili
twenty acres of plno trees while An
na Q. Nllaann lunres the flames at
the throttle of a locomotive In a
wild ride fur powder to ilyniimlte a"
Advertising pavs. Try It and sen, whole mountainside.
The Eternal Feminine About all
the girls save for a rainy day now
is silk stockings.
Well, Well ,
'Tou ask me why I have t laugh!"
Ask Tollver McSlammor.
"I bought my wife a phonograph
And got. the kid a hammer."
Of The Iluzunl Rpcrlc
There's a queer klucklng bird called
the keagle: ;
She mothers all she can Inveigle;
But 1 give you my word.
She Isn't the bird
That hatched tho American Eagle.
Spokane Chronicle.
Maxwell versus Mnvnell
- In the case of Joy Belie Maxwell
versus Lawrence Maxwell, the de
fendant was declared yesterday, in a
Judgment Issued by Judge Leavltt,
to be In default' for want of an
answer or appearance and the clerk
of the court was directed to enter
-default against defendant in the
docket of the court.
PHIXCESSES YlhJ, THV V. 8.
SOUNDS REASONABLE, TOO
AS an explanation of the continued existence of the
Ku Klux Klan, the Public Ledger, of Philadelphia,
proffers the following: "Thi3 queer, commercialized
madness is in great part based on misdirected and
dammed-up religious emotionalism and the blind, un
reasoning hate of the backwoodsman for the foreign
born. The 'pine rat' and the 'woolhat,' the 'hillbilly'
and the 'nester,' and the man who is narrow between
the eyes, whether he walks the hills or the asphalt,
takes to it as a duck takes to water,. The human whose
skull sutures closed when he was fourteen years old,
or thereabouts, loves to hate. His is a fine old-vintage
hatred." , .
MOSCOW, Sept: 21: RusBla soon
will be the poorer by 24 young
women, for this is the number of
brides who are, or soon will be, on
their way to the United States with
their American husbands, men who
came out to Russia with the Am
erican relief administration. Many
of the marriages were precipitated
by the withdrawal of, ths A,.U. A.
from the Russian fluid.
Most of the brides apeak '.English
With two or three exceptions they
come from old and well known Rus
sian families, reduced to meager
circumstances by tho revolution,
and have enjoyed exceptional edu
cational advantages. They Include
two princesses and several count
esses. '
The less a wife tries to manage
him the letter she will manage to
got ' along with the household
freight payer.
CARD OF THANKS
We wish to thivnk the frlendj and
people hero who so kindly helped up
in our hour of Krief, especially thank
lr. Stewart, JudRe Kmmltt, .Inmes
H. UouHton, I. A. Towey nnd .Stale
Highway Uep t. and Claude Carpen
ter.' MR. AND MRS, J. M.
-HECKAUT. 21
Duvbiik limiting tlntlim nt K. K.
K. Store. 17-22
Newspaper. VS. ugge.HU "Xother
thing this country needs Is fewer
party dresseo and more overalls.
Correct. '
Police cl;!ra a man named !-a
Piano moved out of Milwaukee, Wis.
leaving 29 notes behind.
"Is your akin an annoyance?"
asjts an advertisement. Not at all.
Wo are only too glad to have some
thing we can occupy without paying
rent.
AT THE LIBERTY
l'LAVIN'U today.
Tho girnteat forest firo aocuo ever filmed Is shown In
"HEARTS AFLAME"
the great ilrninn of tho liimlwr wood with " Kit AXIt
KKEX.tX an, AXX.V O. MI.HSOX slnrrliiK. Without
n ituiilit this la nno of tlio iimM tlirllllnu phi una wo
linvt ever played In our lii.lie.
Luis Flrpo says a man can't learn
too young that luck Is a poor thing
to trust.
' One way to bo happy Is throw
the first of the month mall Into the
waste bo-aket.
Cleanliness Is tlio best antiseptic.
No,' Zenobla. the modern mermaid
does not was her tails when she is
petted.
Kvory Jinn Ilia ,lut Dessert
Tho orator cats tongue, wo hear, '
The Sultan, Turkey lunch,
Tho undertaker driaks his bier.
.The pugilist his punch.
The acrobats spring water drink,
Tho banquet man ea'.s toast.
Surveyors cat their stakes, we think.
And editors a roast.
Shoemakers hare fillet of sole,
The printer, pie and sweets,
l'ho hungry actor eats his role.
Policeman munch their beats.
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A Family Joke
No, CardcIIabus, aVamlly Ho Isn't
one tho old mn and all tho kids
wear. . ,
, Nato Olterlieln fa.V3 so live bnt
when the time rtilucf you can retire
from Instead of give up business.
If they put a tax on radios they
might. soak the coffee percolator a
food shot too. .
The girl who fools himself Is the
worst fooled.
Five thotisnnd silk pajama girls
havo gone on strike.' Theo ore the
girls who make them but don't wear
them.
The man who has the rlhl kind of
sluff In Iiiin never has' to ri.iort to
bluff.
Tho only thing that appears small
er than an atom. Is the o'hl r man's
troubles.
It'i worth tho cost of ft doctor's
visit jiiHt to have somebody llxten
while you rieserlho your symptorfl.
The trouble with - being a brick
layer Is that good bricklaying weath
er Is always good golf weather,
snorts W. I), Miller. ;
The rumor that Dcmpsey offcre.l
to pay our national debt 1 untruj.
Pity tho poor German school fioy.
with his teacher's marks so low.
Movla star 62 years old wants n
divorce, so perhaps sho was too
young when hp murrlcd.
Providence (R. I.) woman sliot
tho wrong man, which, however,
was not nn act of providence.
Detroit girl of 17 hod two hus
bands, both her own.
Bloomlngton, I.., has 66 couples
married DO years ago. Pistols must
be unknown there.
Woman shot at while driving a
car In Chicago, so perhaps she was
Inst learning to ilrlvo.
"Damn women," says a purrot
arrived In New York from Pnnamn,
which will sell for a good price.
Wouldn't it bo nlco If we could
'urn coal Investigations?
Pittsburgh man wus fined for
whipping a ' hlppopotumus. Ho
should have whipped an auto In
r.tead. He very careful whllo Inheriting
a fortuno. A Paris rug picker did
It nnd dropped dead.
Movio actor was hurt falling off
a horse. Perhaps ho wail imitating
tho prince of Wales,
Anti-tobacco bugs Imve started
again, but may get smoked out.
All tho teachers who failed to gel
married are 'back lit work again.
Berlin reports Hie tourista nearly
nil, gone. They have Just about
riumlicd tlio last one,
Wlro snys gold has boon found In
Alaska, but it may have been a
tourist with his month open. . '
H.tTKHDAV ONLY
William Desmond in "FIGHTIN'
MAD"
Kl'NDAY KPKCI.U,
A plrturo everyone ahoultl see la
"POOR MEN'S WIVES"
A plctun- of everyday life Hint Ml lruA t.i life (lint
It lippllea lit lilliiut ever) one. Ke(. It,
ro.MI.Vd Tt'EHDAY v
"TRAILING AFRICAN WILD ANIMALS"
The greuieat thriller of nil Hum. m l mil mnthm nlr.
tinea nf pniclinillv nil or Africa', riiiiigrroua iiniiiuila
Ttieae pletmea were made by ,Mnnln Joluiaoit, the
liient cp!urer, nixl hie Hie reiileai thing ,,f i, (,,
! fc .... " 'H'lavm .i - 1
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H Ml Xolillilea g I S
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SPOKANE HAS
DOG CEMETERY
8POKANB, WuhIi.. Kept, 21.
Dog cemetery or Hpoknno, mid to
bo one of the two In the I tilled
States, has been in existence for I
year, nnd Is growing. Vhe ttn'h of
"mnn's most faithful friends" hiu
been laid at rest thevo with a Mule
whlto tombstone to mark Ilia r.r.ivn
and to express In a measure the
Bralltuilo of nffefllloniilo owners
who always Intel inmlo known slwlr
trust In deedH, understood ulllio by
all erenture, Instead of human
words.
The unusual cemetery lies a sliurl
distance north of tho city on nn aero
laid out and cared for by Mrs. Chris
Htoltx, owner of nearby kennels. The
aero Is elear of trees, nnd white
.atones mark tho entrance way nnd
I ho boundaries. e
"Homo Ruler," prize-winning Alr
ilnln of dog shows from Hntl Fran
cisco to Heuttln, and pride of his own-
er, Norman .MeCunnell. H Iho-laleiit
to claim I he cemetery as Ills final
reeling plaee, "Homo Ruler" was
to havo been shown nt the Spokane
Interstate falr reremly but on ac
count of fnjiiry to his ear he w.n
'"ft nil alone nt tho Rieltz homo,
Flro. destroyed Hi,, homo while the
people were away, and "Iloimi Hol
er" didn't hum n ghost of n show,
Ho burned to death In hlti enile.
i fxmm
NKVICIl heforo Ima It pliolo.
piny been hliaeil Willi Hlirll
brlllliiiicy of mat. Never In
fore have you been privileged
lo ace nilerliiiuitienl ho gor.
r.eoualy illfferenl, The ntiira,
Hie romance, Hie Hirllla, (ho
IiiiikIim nf ii lifetime crowded
Inlo u HliiKle plel lire.
Met. it pule of al Ttnnil rujiliers
to Intnl. In Mi Ik full. 17-22
Kodak finishing at Stlnson's." 3tf
If you
plel m e
lie I lie, one
loiild only ace O.NK
i jenr, 'I'M 1.4 would
lo see!
HTVI.H SHOW AT NIXK
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