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SATURDAY,
BLIGHTED CHERRY BLOSSOMS
A GREAT MISFORTUNE has befallen the friendly
A nation of Nippon. A catastrope, the most awful
of history, has wiped out the greater part of her two
principal cities, and countless smaller towns are in rum.
More terrible than the destruction of cities is .the
loss of life. The dead are beyond reach of human aid,
but to the maimed and the injured, the homeless and
destitute the world is stretching forth Hands filled with
the necessities for the relief of their dire distress.
. Virtually everything is needed. Hospital supplies
to 'heal the wounds and suffering, lumber-to rebuild
the ruined homes, food to feed the starving must, be
rushed to Japan as fast as producing countries can
mobilize it on their coasts and get it afloat.
: The great American Red Cross again finds a sit
uation that taxes all the energies of its widespread or-,
ganization. From every city, town and hamlet in Am
erica, contributions of money and supplies must be
poured into centra! points, from where they can be
shipped tq stricken Japan.... , -v ,
' The -Klamath county chapter has started its share
in the lijilief work with a $500 contribution from the
chapter treasury. It calls upon the citizens pi Klam
ath to supplement this gift with voluntary contributions
in any amounts, which will be received at the local
banks and forwarded to-the front as fast as any con-,
siderable sum accumulate Vj ;, , -1 - .
The relief of such great miseiy as exists in Japan
is'not the. task of a day, but the worst of the suffer
ing will be at the beginning, and the sooner that relief
funds go forward. the. better. .... '
. Never had the generous impulse of Klamath a.
more deserving object for their expression. ' Give and -give
now, so that when the cherry blossoms come again -in
the island empire though their petals may fall upon
a land still saddened by a terrible tragedy, it will be
a land made brighter and happier by the knowledge
that in its woes the whole world sympathized and
! shared in a desire to lift the burden of sorrow and
distress that now overwhelms it. "
NEWSPAPER
A WELL-KNOWN educator complains that school ,
textbooks on scientific subjects are not so depend
able as the newspapers. He testifies:
; "We clipped 3061 stories on biological subjects
from 492 papers in a period of 17 months, and out of
That number only 14 articles contained an inaccuracy.
That's a better record than most books can show.
. It is all the more impressive because this is a field
in which newspaper editors seldom profess to speak
with any authority. Perhaps the statement quoted. will
help to counteract an impression spread by careless
reading and loose-talking critics of the press, that
newspapers are "always full of inaccuracies" and
"never to be depended upon." Eugene Register.
1 The boys are not worried over the scholastic su
periority of the girls so long as .there is no chance of
the latter beating them at baseball.
Denied that the kid element have no ambition, as
they have firmly determined to win success this fall
in football.
' : Referring to special observances, a great multi
tude of people appear to have been celebrating pay
week for several years past. .
The poets tell about faces with gladness over
spread, but they use a different kind of face powder
now.
Not necessary to provide accommodation for
tramps, provided a sawhorse and woodpile are plainly
visible from the street. .
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SEPT.
1033.
. ACCURACY
SEEK TO ESTABLISH
IDEAL UNIVERSITY
TO HONOR LINCOLN
SPRINGFIELD, 111., SopL 8.
A university for everybody, rich
and poor, open day and night seven
days a week, this is the Ideal be
fore the incorporators ot the Abra
ham Lincoln university now being
founded by the cltlsens ot Lincoln's
hbme town. t. . , ,
At meeting already held to further
the idea of a national university for
everybody, labor leaders and capi
talists sat side by side. . Among the
men aiding In fostering the Lincoln
university are former Senator Law
rence -Y. Sherman, republican na
tional committeeman for Illinois;
John H. Walker,, president of. the
Illinois federation ot labor, Jewish
rabbis, Protestant ministers and
Catholic priests. :
. A fund of $1,000 is to be raised
ths year, according to Dr. E. E. Hag
ler, chairman of -the university com
mittee, and it is planned to open the
new Institution in September, 1924.
The ideals of the: university will
be Lincoln's Ideals, Senatof Sherman
said, and Its founders hope to make
It a self-help institution where any
body who .wants to learn, regardless
of his bank account, can .study night
and day and Sunday, if he cannot
come at other times. -
"In the classroom there is to be
an honest search for truth," he de
clared. "The tinal word has not yet
been said on morals,, politics and
economics. A teacher may agitate
against existing institutions as much
as he likes, provided only that he
does not advocate reform by blood
shed and other forms of violence.
"When the country is at peace
there Is no part of our system which
will not be the better for an ex
change of ideals and free criticism
freely and sincerely given. We want
to Instill individually of thought and
personality in the students." .
An example of the. Interpretation
of Lincolnlan ideals by his fellow
townsmen was evidenced at one of
the meetings, attended by ,200 citi
zens, when someone proposed that
the policy of thu new university be
to support the government against
"its enemies." The meeting prompt
ly vetoed a propoistlon so phrasod.
"The form of our present govern
ment Is not tho last word,'' Dr. Hag
ler replied. "The American political
institution most be clastic. Wo do
not want to stand firmly for things
ns they are and deny the need of
progress."
When tho question of calling the
Institution a Christian university
came up. some non-Christians on the
committee objected. The nolicy
finally adopted was' to make the
university Christian in the ethical
sense, for the school Itself will be
strictlyl non-denominational, the
committee has promised.
The ultimate hope of the found
ers Is to make Abraham Lincoln uni
versity a national university, accord
ing to Dr. Hagler, but for the pre
sent the project and tho finances of
the proposed school will bo furth
ered and supported by Springfield
citizens.
Kodak finishing at Stlnson's. Stt
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if They evsa CAixeo iTcfp -n Vvv '
Help! Help!! Police!!
Snake in the Coffee Pot!
SPOKANE, Wash., Sept. 8. Mrs.
M. E. Slack was startled Into calling
the police for assistance when, lift
ing the lid from a coffee pot at her
borne, she found an 18-Inch bull
snake coiled within the pot. 'The
police officer who responded to her
frightened summons chased the
snake into a hole beside the drain
pipe, where It was said the reptile
would have to remain until released
by sawing a hole through the wall
of the house.
Mrs. Mack waemphallc in assert
ing that the snake would be remov
ed regardless' of fTie damage to the
house. f i
, Chinese typhoons are , almost as
dangerous as American bootleg.
Just as boys are rushing oft to
college an Oregon professor Quits
to become a plasterer.
Baby fell Into a Wisconsin river
and was saved; a real baby, not a
bathing beauty.
Fourteen men wero unablo to
land a fish off Now Joruey, where
booze is thrown overboard.
The eclipse due Sept. 10 Is not
due to the Firpo-Dempsey fight.
Troublo with being a boxing
champ Is you look the part.
Even though an Elkton (Md.)
minister married 0,000 couples ho'
has died a natural death.
Chicago bread prices are down.
It Is time to cut the. bread.
A Brooklyn baby who swallowed
a top auto will recover. Please tie
your flivver' outside. - '
Wonder If the Italian wjio swam
tho English ' channel developed his
arms eating .spaghetti?
. Pennslyvanla man has escaped
from Jail flireo times. If .you think
this is easy try it once.
Fall fashions indicate knees will
be' worn whilo sitting down. '
Furs and fur coats will bo about
threo arguments and one crying
spell higher this fall.
A senator is being sued for 30
cents, expecting to muko. him feel
like that amount. !
Antiques are things, made long.
long ago. Wn are Just ubout out
of antluuo prices. . .. .
Morris (lxt has nucceeded In ex
tracting from Bolshevik Russia hln
father and mother Ills two sisters
and their children twenty-onn of
his kin In all. A Paris dispatch
statcs that it Is doubtful If he would
havo been successful, in, obtaining
pussporU for his people but for the
Relief Association. He will bring
the twenty-one to America as soon
as the necessary arrangements are
mndo for thnlr hdmlsfllon.
I The Office Cat
Webster's Academic Dlrtlnnnrv
says;, ., "Shiek-o venerable', old
man,. "Oh, Webstor,;you have no
Ideah.
The. Heights of Ambition
A flea crawling up an elephant':
trunk with osculation In mind,
An undeveloped people, thinks W.
T. Daily Is oAe that doesn't have to
pay too much ront.
No licason
Oh, why should the spirit
Of mortal bo proud
When he's gypped by every
Profiteer crowd?
"Mosquitoes aro worso this sea
son than: ever boforo known," re
ports (loo. Drummond. Thoy look
ntoro like) storks or sandhill cranes
than 'they do their natural selves.
They've got bills on 'em like darning
needles and they run 'em as far as
they can. It Is claim they aro
direct from Europe and aro thirsty
for blood."
An economist says music helps In
getting tho work done. This docs
not, however, refor to chin music
Nest egg: Tho fund you began
saving for your old ago and now
prcparo to spend ns tho vacutlon
Meoaon advances.
Tho only Inflated thing Hint Is
always accepted at its face vnluo
Buys Jim Bell, Is a compliment.
I.ovo makes tho world go round
-mnrtingo sqimos It.
Wtion things do not come your
way, It's a slKn you oiiitht to ho go
ing nfler them, gurgles E, D. True
love, r
In Huutli America, It is wild, all
harbor shiflis hnve to closo nl 0 p. m.
The people down Ihnro evidently be
lieve In daylight shaving. ' '
Homo Call It Poetry
There was a youth who loved a maid.
Ills name was Alexander, -He
wanted her to niurry him
A ring did Alex-hnnd-hnr.
And Inter they were truly wed,
And when (he folks the paper rend,
Referring to the twain he julld; .
"Why, there goes Alex-und-her."
The Kn Klux Klan at least ush
ered In a new era of prosperity for
the wnsher-wbmnn. ' '
When ft motorist turns Vurtln,
should you put him In an aquar-
AT THB MllDllTV
' In "Wolf Tracks" there Is cro-
ated a ilrsmstlo situation as ilrong
as ever shown on the scrcon. Jack
Itoxla ns Hustings Is forcotl lo as
sume the Identity of. the Wolf, a no
torious outlaw, who In turn pasies
as it rospcclablo llnsilngs. In scuroll
of a young girl onlrustod to his cure
by and old friend, Meredith, Jack
finds her III tho hangout of Hose H
maluo, n outcast woman, ltor falls
In iov with him, till, suddenly sur
prising him with the ii;I he Noks,
she roallios her misplaced pntnlon.
Hatred, flaring In lh plrn-c ot
love, call) for revenge, but whoa
that revenge la In sight and she
holds the IKo ot the man she dad
loved In tho hollow of her ruthless
hand, what docs she du? To lull
you would spoil the climax ot a real
dramatic situation. Lonrn the
answer tor yourself by seeing Jack
Hoxlo In "Vplf Tracks" at the Lib
vrty theatre tonight.
It you want a series of linlr-ruls-lug
thrills, don't mlas Tom Mix In
his latest thriller, "Stewing Kant."
Sunday at tho Liberty theatre. Not
content with excitement In the nd
old V. 8. A., Tom dtuihes across the
Pacific to China, reneiins a fair dam
sel knocks out a few bhickitiiards,
mm
Tonight
BEWARE!
A heart raider. A love
thief. No interesting man
is safe with her at large.
Don't fail to see
The Heart
Raider
with
; AGNES AYRES.
A delightful comedy -t.
drama.
. Also
NEAL HART
in
NAKED FISTS
AT THE LIBERTY
TODAY
Ills sciiMitlniml rarnpn uml rhln front dentil.
Ills terrific fight Willi the truir.
Ht-u JACK HOXIi; iu
"WOLF TRACKS"
WWDAY
Vou'll hnve lo Mep fast , Uvrp n ll, Mix nml '
I tiny In this high spi ed clnilnn
TOM MIX In
"STEPPING FAST"
lum?
Olds aro like" planus. Homo lire
upright, utid sumo nro not.
1f Ailguut died would September
morn?
A bachelor Is a mail who thinks a
Sunday when tho home team out of
town tho longest day he ever saw,
nsaerts John Purnnll,
Afler vluwlng tho trend of mod
ern fashions ono wonders whcllicr
prices nro related to tho awful cost
ot clothing nr tho cost of awful
cost of clothing or the cost of awful
clothing.
fin in Bmlth says n tramp travels
n lot and yet he doesn't seem to gel
very far In the world!
Her eyes wore like pools of pa la
teen
. . AT TIIU PINK rituc
A delightful romantic comedy!
drama Is lit raramotnt plvlure,
"Tho Heart llnldnr," alrrlng Agues
Ayrea, which Is at tho, Pino Tree
llumlre tonight. Tho iiry- Is re
plete with thrills it ii il Ink a iiiiIhuo
climax. ' ' '
Agnei Ayres, a Muriel dray, a
regular girl, Is afforded imple op
portunities (or the dlsptar of her
talent aa dramatic actress md com
edienne. Alio I ahly supported by
Mahlon Hamilton lu tho leading
man's rola and a caat ranking with
tha finest, It Includes Charles Hug
glea, Frasor Coulter, Maria Burke
and Charles Tttrgnl. Wesley Ituggle,
who made "Mr. Illlllnga Upends Ilia
Dime," was the director.
Tha theme of tho picture Is the
meeting of Muriel and Hie "right
man," who In this rase happens In hn
a bni'helor, who shrinks at the bold
advances. of the girl, But, as tho
picture progresses, ho undergo It
rhnnge, hence the unusual ending.
"The Heart Haider" Is a pleturo that
no admirer of Miss Ayrea Van afford
to mlia, It la a real treul.
and races back across tha Tacltls
Just In time lo save a Ireaauro for
tho girl ha lovos.
All Next Week la
Master
Piece
Week
Each day , a different
picture and each one a
big one.
Sunday
RICHARD
BARTHELMESS
Tolerable
David
Monday
THE MIRACLE MAN
Geo. M. Cohan'
Big Succett
clnm chowder, deep and lliystorlotM
ly lovely. Her none was plnimrtiy
unturned, like thu handle of u c.r-foo-poi.
r month, roil as a froHi
old sausage, had tm, delightful
curve to It so much admired In a ,
prounl, Her neck was full mill
round, delicately moulded i,. n iie'k
j'f "our. Ah!-shown, bonutif,,!.
"urlng a dijlmtu in tho SoullLAf-J
rleau Assembly relnllvo lo an nppro.'
prlii tinn of a iiuiirtur of a' million
", for iHo relief of unc.nufloy.
""nt two radicals from Johannes,
"urg chuine,! ihnmselve, to (10 rail
or he public gallery and rrom tlmro
nslH.ed a.idrm.lng tho House.
t requir,,,, nuf hoi( uncmUx
hem (leneral HmIll ,,, tll0
Mker of (hn Ho,,,, ntmliA lo
i'".euin the offenders, i
Kodak .finishing M stlnaon'a. tltf
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