MUMMY, AVUtlHt tn, nan. THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON Pane Thiee HUNDRED YEARS n TWO n rRU M u ' Cambridge, England Scien- tist Prophesies Changes for , 2123 A. D. hi - '., ) Dhvln'i theory of evolution In nnlv tho bcclnnlnc of a long si-rlcs of biological theories and dixcovuriuH thut would liep William Jennings Bryan on tho lecture plullurm, if ho 'tried to combat thorn, for tho next severul centurloH, according to a recent account of modern science prepured by J. B. S. aUaidsns, oi tambtldge University, ISntrlund I Th amlntat scientist nu askud fcy tb 4llor at Th Century Mg '! to descrlb hi Ideal concerning 'Ik lUU ol th world 100 yr banco, 'm fcu4 on (cUntlflo rsarch Uikt U feln 40B at lb praaent Urn. Th 'iMulUaf artlal li enough to give PM to Um wildest lay dramr. Nono Frtnah Aeatfemy (Jnvilli Maatarplac Chlorln." ef lb prophota of luxury hi vlslnna to compare lor atiitiii:iiia. annilm and evan larror with Uiu avoknil by Mr. Haitian. Tbo foracaat ! not wholly visionary Bomo of Uia moat revolutionary work dono In modern aclenc baa been per lormad and la being prosecuted at Cambrldg University, and Mr. Hal- dano la In cloae contact with It. Tboro ths atom, lonf supposed to bo tbo smallest division at matter baa boon broken up Into electron. It baa been weighed and dlui! rained In tbo bydrogon atom baa been discovered ener iy that could blow up tba world, It any mean war known to release It. Aa a rule Cam bridge aclentlata dlacua Ibelr work only before Innrnod aocletlea, where their de vastating theories are unintelligible tci thu man who knows only orcllo mty Kiixllxb. The ami) wirk unlv COHHUNITV ' F 110 ' ULi II f Rnnni ii a l a Th Birth of l.ftiT a..v..ful v-ura. when flvii- li;;..! ' H:" ! 1 -'omU. tlii' milm lir il nti Hi rtnrltvi ami rri'le!l,i alia- ala:i-nc- f steel wind No Coal Needed Mr. Haldane baa cotnontcd to apek right out In plain and unuaually forci ble English, In a popular magaslne. Pralaee Elniteln In the flrat place be give full meas ure of pralae to Einstein, whom bo doacrlboa aa one ot tbo two greatest Jw In blatory. Klnaleln baa upaot the woiMd ot pbyalca; be bellevee, and baa made necuaaary lb tulure prose cutloa ot acloutlflo research on an en tirely new piano. II undoubtedly atanda wltb Newton, the dlacorerer ot Ui law ot gravitation. This In aplte of tb (act tbat bla-tboory ot relativity can aa yet be only Imperfectly under atood by even tb most learned. And yet lb Cambridge savant aklpa lightly over pbyalca, because be be llovoa biology la tb aclence tbat will ahow moat wondera to tbo buman race In lb near future He pauae merely long enoogh to give bla grounda (or bellovlng that man will loon evolve a "cold light" tbat will make lllumloa Hon extremely cheap and effective, und will wipe out tucb a thing aa dark neia. II tardea over the (bought that the Increaalng epeed of tranaport and communication will make II pn:lil for a pTion In r.v heml- piurt to :tu ap"aK wlh on Me iitifitn 1'iipittntv rvir trr.tit. i inlHa thai will rtlor HlHtrtj-li'ul'.y all 1 tba beat and power needed, after coal la axbauated on tba earth. Bolence Down the Claatlca He turna aside to warn artlita, poeta and novellata that If they wlab to count (or anything In tba progreaa ot tho arta tbey muat maater science Inatead of the claeelca. Tben be plungea Into biology. Tea, coffee, tobacco and alcohol are tba only aubatancea men have dlacov- Poit Compote "Oil to Ag H:" md In t'l-titiirlee thnt have aa effect uti their umii budleM aud character, bd a talcs. But the aclence of cbemlatry baa reached the atage where many nor such substance will be at the command of tba temperate man (or Increasing bla efficiency and happiness on tbe earth. . ' An Illustration la drawn (rom a dis covery made In Germany during tbe war. Thla waa of tha atlmulatlng qualities of acid sodium phosphate Tbla substance, taken In amall quan tltlea, report Mr. Haldane, makea the buman being capable of unusually pro longed and vlgoroua physical and mental exertion. At the same time It bss no 111 after-effects. Some Germans take It constantly. It Is but tba beginning of a long Una of aucb discoveries. Artificial Tood Aa regards food, Mr. Haldane pre dict in 120 yeara It will be posalble to build up artificially all the elements needed for a complete diet Tbe farms of the earth may tben be abandoned, and every one live a city lite. No more fields need be plowed, no mora cows milked, no morn sntig wrllirfl worry over how to k'-eo the - boyi down on tbo farm after luty'vi suvq Broadway. ' "Ectogenetle Children" All thla la In preparation for the biggest abock of all. Tbla la tbe In troduction of the "ectogcnotlo child." The citizen of tbe future, predlcta Mr. Haldane, may. quite possibly Btart life la a laboratory test-tube, be reared la a specially prepared aerum, and at the proper time be put on a dlot of artificially created milk. Whether be will grow through iufancy In a scien tifically silent and respectful (aablon. or preserve Uie propensity of tb prea- ent-day child (or yelling nia neaa on the sciential neglecta to atate. In a faoclful essay, auppoaedly writ ten by a .Cambridge atudent In the Twenty-second Century, Mr. Haldane report tb French aa tbe flrat people to adopt the new method of replen ishing tb population, and states that In the first year they produced .60,000 children. All these children were su perior to tha natural kind. Just aa cul tivated plge and horses are superior to the kind that are accidentally born and are raised In a atate of nature. Laboratory-born Not only will bablea be conceived. nurtured, born and ralaed In great laboratories, wltb tha possible ad junct ot nuralng homes of a commen surate alio, and occasional visit to, tliul.ir mother; hut their churnctors, talents anil functions will bo deter mined by cliivurly mada Inclalous, ex cision, Injections nnd so on. The fact that character and ability can be Influenced through the glanda of tho endocrine system, Mr. Haldane reminds his readers, la a provod faat today. Tha reproductive organs of lowor anlmala have been kept allv for days In special Serums, eta., to. i " All Women Youthful i He continues to describe tb matur Ufa ot tbe scientifically fashioned oltl-'' zena of tbe future. Women, for In stance, will retain their yontb. Nor. will men or women ever suffer from! disease. When they die they will da It peacefully, falling at their caoW time Into a deep and lasting tlp,' Entire generation vary probably wul' die simultaneously so there will b na) grieving by contemporariM left j)1 bind. I Moral and religion will, ot ooors. undergo radical change as a rtralt oi these InvenUona. The discovert will not be put Into (ore, h admit,1 without strong opposition. A particu larly strong opposition In tb State of Nebraska l humorously record! by, the Imaginary essayist. Which pnrret. It nothing Ue, that Mr. Bryan' phft. II pic agalnat tbe late Mr. Darvlxv have carried aa far a Cambridge, ' I APST p i MaaM I' NimiJMII I I II , 'Ifl ,7 ! r H!H !'! I I! If! WCT! 11.11!"!' II.IIIIIIIMIllllli: I.l..l.l...:ij RICH ARGENTINE , TO TAKE PLACE OF JIMMY DE FOREST rillUVDEl.l'HIA, IV, Aug. 13. Horatio, wealthy Ar'ntln0 eports man and amateur cluimiHou pugilist, I to take tho place of Jimmy Do Forrest In training 1-uls Angel Flrpo for hla fight with Jack Dompsoy, Flrpo snld. Flrpo, who la hero (or a "llttlo bout with .Charlie Welnorl, of Now Ark, N. J.," to use Ills own worda. tMod-thab lAVnll would arrive (rom llnenoa Alrca with novornl as sistant on Auguat It. DeForrcat wa aiot hero with Flr po, and It was suld thut all connec tions with him had been severed. "I have never aeun Ilompney In action myself, and therefore I can venturo no opinion nt to whvthnr I can beat him or not," snld Flrpo, "I havo hoard that ho packs a wicked punch, but reports from tho alhbons tight would Indlrnta that ho had lot strength. "I would rather tight Dimpny BASEBALL RESULTS j . ; , American I...anuo Clevelnuil 3, Philadelphia 14. ChlcuKo 4, Wah ItiKton 6; I'ltuburgh S, Brooklyn 2. PHILLIPS STRIKES OUT 20 IN GAME WITH HILT, CALIF. Striking out 20 men. Phillips of I ha ICwaunaa pitched his team to a 3 to 1 victory over tho Hilt, Calif., haai-hall team at Modoc park yester day afternoon. next year. It Isn't ao much that I inn not In condition now, but J will havo (ought threo hard fights In five months, and I should hnvo a rest. The only reason I nm doing It la that when I first came to America I nlKnert a contract with Hlrkunl culling (or three (Ighta, one ot which was to bo with tho cham pion within n yoar. Ho la rushing mo Into It." ' By Our Country Editors MERRILL i i 4 : All plncea of business were closed In Merrill Friday In reaped to the memory of tho luto President Har ding. Mrs. J. W. Taylor nnd daughters, llimtrlco and Mary, wuro Klamath Falls visitors Friday., Mr. and Mrs. Molvln Bowman returned Frldoy (rom a week'a trip to Diamond la1(o." Mr. and Mra. J. W. Taylor entor tulncd a (ew (rlends at tholr homo north ot Morrill Saturday, evening, the occasion being tho twenty-first birthday of their son, Raymond. The evening waa spent with music und games. Refreshments wore Rorvetl during tho evening. Those prosont were: Mrs. H. F. Tollo. Cicrtrudo and May Tollo of Eugene; Mrs. Rose Ravls, E. A. anil Sttn ner Davis, Mr. and Mrs. Taylor. Ruymond, Beatrice, Mary, Opal and Arleno Taylor. Aflnr tho regular mooting of Mor rill Hubokub lodgo Monday even ing, Ice croam nnd cako was sorved nnd a social hour spent In honor of Mrs. Tollo ot Eugene. P. Q. of The Most Car for the Money The big new Overland Red Bird a revolutionary value is sweeping the whole Country off its feet. Finished in rich Mandalay maroon, with smart khaki top and gleaming nickel trimmings. Amuch v longer wheelbase a much roomier body a ' v larger, more powerful engine Triplex springs lj (.Patented; providing 136-inch spnngbase. RED BIRD 750 f, o. b. Toledo i DUNHAM AUTO CO. 403 So. Sixth St tbo Merrill lodgo. Mra. Tollo and daughters were visitors in Klamath. Falls Saturday. Mrs. Davis and E. A. Davis visit ed Klamath Falls Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. R. H. Anderson and daughters, Thlrza and Helen, left Saturduy for an outing at Kocky point.- Mlsa.Wylo Walker accompanied the Andersons, and will bo tholr guest at Rocky point. A party of Merrill . people made a trip to the lava beds Sunday, going by way of Dry lake and around Tula luko. . Thoy report a (ine day. Those In tbe party wcra: Mrs. Tolle and daughters, Mrs. Davis, E. A. and Sunner Davis, Mrs. J. W. Taylor, Raymond, Beatrice, Mary nnd Arleno Taylor. , Miss Doris Ady arrived (rom San Jose, Calif., Wednesday evening to spend a (aw woeka wltb her mother, Mrs. L. C. Ady. Miss Ady has been attending tbe San Jose normal sum mer school. Misses Alleen ' and . Eva Murny returned (rom San Jose Wednesday evening. Miss Alleen has been at tending summer school and Miss Eva has spent the summer there. Mrs. H. F. Tolle and daughters, Gertrude and May, left Thursday morning tor their home in Engene, after a ten days' visit with old friends In Merrill. Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Jlmnette and Karl and Fay Jimnette left Thurs day morning (or a week's trip to Crater lake. " Mr. and Mrs. C". Bowman led Monday morning (or the huckle berry patch. Mr. and Mrs. J. Davis, who have been In Morrill putting up hay on their ranch, left this week for their home la Shasta valley. Mrs. Myrtle ' Williams, Roy Stephenson and Jack Wadby of Klamath Falls visited in Merrill -Saturday, the guests of Mrs. L. Storey. The Buesing sale Friday was (airly well attended. Cows OrouKUl a good price. C. G. Merrill was tbe auctioneer. C. Si. Merrill returned Wednes day evening from a business trip to Redding. Misses Mildred and Ruth Hill were Klamath Falls visitors this week. ' Mra. C. I. Pringle and sons. Ellis and Brooks, of San Anselmo, Calif., Mrs. Pearl Habertelde and. daugh ter. Alberta, of Taft, Calif., and Mrs. Kenneth Labaugh, of Son Fran cisco, wera a party who spent sev eral days this week at the home of W. F. Hill. Mrs. Pringle is a sister and airs. Haberfclde a niocet of Mrs. W. F. Hill. Bill Hill re turned to San Anselmo with tbem, where be will attend Tamalpais high school the coming year. f t KENO 7! The most brilliant and colorful object In Keno Is the storo build ing of G. F. Sevits. A portion of It has recently been painted bright yellow with red trlqrming. This color scheme Is used (or tbe pur pose ot advertlslnsgasolino, how ever, and not tor iurtlstic decoration. Miss Nellie Doten made a visit to Dorrls Sunday... F. A. Grubb' and children ara other Keno folks who have made recent visits to Dorrls. Mr. Whim, who reside in the Worden section, stopped In Keno on his way home from Klamath ' Falls Monday.' ' Augusta Puckett Is now home . after several weeks spent In Fori- ' land, where she bas been receiving medical attention; Her sister, Ethel, returned with her. :- r. Captain Ball has mado several trips to Keno during the week. Ha Is kept busy towing rafts of logs -and barge loads of wood to Klam ath Falls. 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