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. MONDAY, ACC. 0, 1112:1.
' - MAGNUS MAGNIFIES
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(From the New York Hernbl)
THE newly elected senator from Minnesota, Magnus
Johnson, dons the robes of a prophet of gloom.
He sees revolution if conditions are not changed. Mag
nus finds that "65 per cent of the wealth of the coun
TyJsJn the hands of 2 per cent of the population,"
and "unless there is a better distribution of this wealth
the common people are going to revolt against it."
What is wealth, Magnus? Is it in homes, where
people have more; fun than elsewhere? In this coun
try 11,000,000 families hold deeds to their houses.. Is
it in motor cars, joyous chariots of the modem Rome?
Eleven milliqn- families own their own automobiles and
eleven million'more are saving up to buy a' gas buggy.
Is it insavings bank accounts? Thirteen million families-have
these and their footings run to nearly ten
billions.
' . In Magnus's own, state three families own their
own homes to every two families that rent. Are these
house owners, these motor car owners, these savings
bank, depositors going to join in a revolution whose
object is the distribution of wealth?? Is Farmer Mag
nus Jphnson,. awner &f, .one. of the largest '.and finest
Gothic barns in Minnesota1, going to make war in or
der that his barn be distributed among those who
haven't barns?.': . :.
, Two per cent of the population is not eating 65
per cent of . the greeri'-corn and cherry pie these days.
It is riot catching 65 per cent or the bass or swimming
65 per cent -of the swims. It is nftt seeing 65 per cent
of the motion pictures or dancing 65 per cent of the
jazz steps. If we should hazard a plunge into per
centages we should say that 98 per cent of the people,
including Magnus, have 100 per cent of the joy and
therefore the wealth of the world.
A READER'S
PRESIDENT Levi T. Pennington of Pacific college'
epoke atithe annual meeting of the Oregon State
Editorial association, his subject being "The News
papers of Oregon From the Reader's Standpoint." Mr.
Pennington dealt especially with the question, "What
Has the Reader a Right To Expect From tha News
papers?" , He insisted that ,the reader had a right to
expect:
First, that the. newepapers tell the truth.' No
newspaper can tell all the truth, and there are things
that are true that ought not to be told, some things
that are not . fit to "be told,' but whatever i3 included in
the news shold bs truly told, not twisted to 'satisfy
the whims or even the convictions of an editor. The
chronicle of the time3 should be Jtrue to the facts.
'7"'Seccnd, that the newspapers present things in just
proportion. Admitting that it is the unusual which is
news, and that it is the unusual that AviH naturally be,
chronicled., it is still possible so to play up the business
of .the bootlegger and the moonshiner, for instance,
as. to give the impression that more liquor is being con
sumed under prohibition than under the open saloon,
whereas statistics prove that the consumption of liquor
and the amount of intoxication have been greatly, de
creased, t-
i Third, that the newspapers support lav and or
der. Any newspaper which condones or shuts its eyes
to the defiance of the constitution and the laws of state
or nation is inviting tire enemies of the constitution
to seek its overthrow. President Pennington paid hi3
compliments in no uncertain terms to. -the man who
talks of C0 per cent Americanism while he defias the
eighteenth amendment, whether that man be a boot
legger cr his aristocratic and - supposedly patriotic
patron.
, Fourth, that the newspaper seek to promote hu
man brotherhood within our own country, and not to
ctir up 'strife, animosity, distrust, ill will and hatred
1 among the various peoples who constitute the citizen
r hip , of the United States. Differences in religion,
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politics, economic ideas, etc., should not be so pre
sented as to cause a tendency toward disunity and
possible disintegration.
' Fifth, that the newspapers, promote world
brotherhood. The world is sick of war, but if the
old way of suspicion, ill will, revenge and hate con
tinues, a next war more terrible than the one just
past is not far ahead. President Pennington urged
that the newspapers of the state do their utmost for
the promotion of world brotherhood and the coming
of permanent peace.
MEWS
A-4 l'l()i:i:it MKMUIIIAL '.
A wonderful tract of Riant rod-
v.oods on the California st.:ie hiBli-
way near Oik-k. Ilnmboltl: county. ;
., , .... -
and about to nnlcr, north of hur-:
j
eka, has Just been Rivr;n to the state
of California a) a memorial to Hum- '.
boldt county's p!ontrj. It is the
gift of Mrs. Zipporah Rujs of Fern-
dale. Humboldt county, in momory ,
of the husband, Joseph Russ, who :
came oround the horn to California j
In 1852.. and nbo In memory of all!
'the early lict.lerj who helped to j
build up Humboldt county and the J
state. Mrs. Russ. as young girt,
crossed the plains with her family in
1SS3. The tract contains 106 acres '.
sod has a eland of close to 30,000,-;
000 feet of redwood, as well as j
much other timber. It Is admirably
situa ed on the state highway above j
Orlck and is crossed diagonally by j
Prairie crack, a good slied stream I
vhich a'tds to the beauty of tha ,
feroe nd to Its advantage from the ,
park and recreational standpoifM-
Some of the largest trees of the j
redwood belt are found on this tract j
cf timber. Oni? enormous sequoia
particularly has been discover?'!, j
which Is believed to be among the
Iirgen In existence. Not only the
redwkods, but also the massive firs,
hemlocks, mnpies, spruce, oaks, and
otner trres found on this tract, to- I
rrther wl h tho giant ferns and .
ether undergrowth, make It an area
of unil'ilal bpauty. It Is rtlll In Its;
primeval state, and r.ianv of Its acres '
havo probably never been trodden !
by man. (
Tills gift hns Juit been m-nunced ;
by J. D. flrnnt of San Francisco, ,
chairman of the board of directors ;
of the save the redwoods league.
In makg the announcement i
Orant expressed the appreciation of !
the league both becauaeof the in-
tr'nsln value of the gift nnd because i
it symboll7.es the Interest of Call- j
fornians In the movement tonvOi
for posterity some of tho redwoods, i
"No more filing memorial to the
memory of Joseph Ituss nnd the nth-'
r-t pioneers Willi whom he worked to
build up tills commonwealth ronld ;
he devised," old firunt. "The red-i
woods, op sequoia pempervirens, ore
tvplcnlly Cnllfornlnn. They nre found
only In (bin alnte, nnd every lover
of California's nnturnl ehnrm,
whether ft newcomer or ono who has
fef-- INDUSTRY
Lii-i; : s 5
l.i:i)V()t)'i) CiliOVi: SWII) , . been her slneo pioneer times, ap
OF THE . .. . .Mii
Preclntea the need of saving repro-
suntattve trncis of Oils fast dlinp-
puarlng species. Tho Ulna family,
,vho naV(, hl,, tll!a vulua'.ilo timber
for years, have made this gift out of
tbelr love for the redwoods and their
desire to ahnre their' beauty with
, , '
their fellow citizens for all time,
. ,
Toe Humboldt oouuty pioneer
mi m(.r:u, (i aa-.X to 'he n nt to be
,,,,, ,roVrr ai a p,,,,c rmu0O(i
pnrk B!ul lt u HpuiKtr,t ,n,,t ,he
tlmb(,r "lhrcon m. n,.v.,r hn Cllt
or UM,tr0y01i. but font the tr.ict shall
. KP)U (l iH natural condition.
COMING EVENTS
Aligns'. J9. Interstate
sic at Crater la!to.
p!c-
"
n rj. stout fears that if wo" don't
get into another war pretty soon
people will forget what to do when
the colors pn::j by,
CorrPct scn en(,e: ..Don-, ,ila.
trc99 yourself about It at all," said
the banker, "we'll bo ria d to renew
ti"
f -
jo per tent reiluo In
in le'tb-
"lltlllK "ei,. itf l
K.. K. Store. HI-
f.llCKIE SAYS
( AM 0lYOl vievER RvLrtS
HO" CU3SE. FOt-KS !
I MtS PAPER. UVTflU A FOUUV I
1 winfnimifiiki r-rtr.n '
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The Office Cat
MAitVKI.Lors!
(S. l Itiillctin)
Dora I.uabs tins bronchi suit for
divorce agalnm Kmil I. nubs. The
parties w-ere niarrled November 22.
1?22. and lived together until Jiint'.
1923. Several children wero bprn
and plaintiff inks their custody.
The o her dny n reformer says:
"I'd Jiwt as som see a girl tlrcsa
in public us powder her face."
Henry Meier has discovered a
young woninn of 24 who didn't
know llyl n hen does not lay four
eggs in one day, nnd another of 3u
who has never caton a i)lcce of plo
a la mode.
When the people refuse to bo up
lifted the tipllfters stnrt another
drive for funds to continue tho work.
Man spends half his life cuss
ing the old fogies and tho other hnjf
worring about the rlalng genera
tidn. ,
r C.crmnn poplo are gambling In
marks, but many people here match
P'nnlei. which C. H, Underwood
thinks is worse.
Molo Ail: .
C.orreous I'ngennt
,'..000 People
4,000 Costumes.
When tin ill in a man how ho feels,
nlwavs remember that there Is o
chnnue thol be will go Into tho har
rowing details In telling you,
Srleplists any wo nre whnt wo cat.
What a lot of people there nre that,
eat nuts,
Wo know a Klamath Falls wo
man who has lived on party re
freshments nil her life nnd Is be
t'nnlng to look like a lettucn niind
wlch, ( ' Vim Tell 'Kin!
The robin Is dearer thnn nfl thc
rest; the pencock enn honst of the
finest frill; the yellow ennnry rai
ning the heit, hut tho, stork Is the
bird with ihe longest 1)111!
. '.
The Lone Wolfe girl who never
has been turdy or nbsent from school
In twelve years probably will draw
a husband who neveigeia homo on
lime for Ills nienls,
Automobile owners nrn getting so
!n7.y Hint they will not even wnlk
In their sleep iniyniorn, They call
n tnxl,
Afler rending nlioul lilt llm beau
AT TIIH IMi: TltllK
lly u Hli'tiuKt iMilncldiMU'ii lmin
las ..Miiil.eiin, Blur of "TIM Nun
uhliiii Trnll," Tlimniu II. Ilirn'a
Miiappy wi'ntir (omi'ily-ili'mnn now
pluyliig nt llm I'llie Tivo Ihentri
plnya u rolo In plcnire whUh
imriilleU In aiiinii lonpecH reiil
t.Ie extirU'nco.
hi tile flr.lt phll'H M.l. l.i'llll N i.f
In Hip rolo nf u mlnlaler'a 'n. An
ii iiuilliT of (ii,t MiiiI.'iiii'k fiUli'i'
! u minister In l'hll;i,li't'!Uii.
"linuii" had no iHri.'i'iy eim.'Hnit
vi-'lh r.vitUth' ili.lui! the ri'li' lf
' iMv ne'n young Imp l "Tile Su'i-.hliii.'
Tnill."
M.ii'l pim'a f.itl'i'r win vi ry nnn'li
nverKo to "llnng'a" I'li'erlng on n
tli-nirlcnl enreer. "Unun" lull 111"
vliii v (is f,illowa:
"(Die iilclit nn n ill iper pnriv ni
Hie Mniel IMnrn III N'"v York I
met !:i:ilfl I'lnlimnn. who gitvn ni"
u lit t i- of Inirnduetlon to John
I'mioMoii, tlieii atarrlng In "'
upliiicy' nt tho flnrrlck theatre.
"Kmerson Hent mo nut In front
in wiuili th play, pnrtlriilurly the
tut rt nf Ilia young reporter, which
ttiu tho Juvenile lend, After the
ulny he nked m to rend tie lnrt
for him. I wn cnreil to death mid
pxpee-pil. when I hm! flnlhcd. to ho
Klltely tllacouraged from n theiilrl
rtkl enreer.
"Inniend Emernon told me to re.
Port for rehearaiil the n-tt imirnlntt.
I wired my fniher In Wnshlnitton,
who enmo over on the iilnht train.
AT THE LIBERTY
O..I-,tra Vverr Kvenlna Mr. Ilerrr llnrel. Mreelor
Tonlglit Is tbo final alumina
"THE VILLAGE BLACKSMITH"
The plrturo Is iiK.'st. d M' Longfellow' fiiienin
puein -It la one of th old .New Knglnnd a:orlea thai
get light to your heart.
A clever Knrl lluiil I'nttooii Comedy la nla; almwit.
Tl'F.HDAV Another big apeclnl protlurtloii
"SILVER WINGS"
With Mnry Chit of "Over the Hill" I" the lenillng role.
"Hllver W'liiga" l u'atoiy of Ainurlcnn home life that
you uiu sure to enjoy.
tiful brides," lilil.uei .1. V. Ki'llli.
"we can't help but wonder win i
all tho homi ly married women mine
from."
Clicer I'p
This world It full of sunihlno
This world l full of cheer ,
If wo but tried to find It
Throughout each day nnd year.
Thore seems to be too many P"o
plo Interpreting the liquor luws.
aays Mev. A. I.. Mice, and no', en
ough observing them.
How long docs a dream Inst?
wonders Oeo. MelT It took us
twenty years lo f.nj out wo couldn't
sing.
Say. cull, don't git gaV w'd me
I'm so hnrd I scrntrhes (In bathtub.
Dnt's nutiin'. I'm so hard I hn's
wld a Mow torch.
"You don't know your ngca!"
snld the rooster to th.i old hen an
sho snt down on n glnss one. .
Still, the kniglita of old - who
stood up for women didn't go so
fnr as to do it In street cars,
The hotter It getn the more you
hear about beer being ubselit.
doing In-swimming before cooling
off Is about as nufo as trying a drink ;
of bud mnoiiKhino,
Whenl'a so low, It must think II
is n German murk, or something.
New Yorlt street enrs nrn got ting
ns safe as hnme-mndo nlrplunns.
No picric Is complcto wllhoitt n
man who chews lohacco, It Is good
for bee nnd wnsp stings,
When four hnusns worn dynnmlleil
In I'llliitown, I'll., they thought II n
prcildoii.ini boom nt first,
Oprtiing nnrdlnes Is nlioul lis SHfe
ns Juggling broken glass,
Hi rntcliliig niofiillo blliis In ii limit
AT TIM'. I.IIHiltTV
A pli iui'o ol inorfiililii I'linrm iiuidii
llii iii ieoii duliiit ut llm lilhii'ty then
In, hut evelllint. Win. I'm. I" niliil'l
inn "The Village lllacli iiiillh" fur
llm mutton 11.'turc, luu rntiillH'd In
ii ivmiiikiililii ilntriM the getiluol
I'linrin nf l.oiiitf.'lliiw'a opto vniae.
Ill urttiiiiu of pllitlno luvnlllioiis,
the iit.iry nf ll"' II Itnto "smithy" l
iipfoliii il. The r im miHii'im aninn "f
I'm iniint liiiuilKul tiltoioitraliliy ever
"hnwii. It 1 1 n:i tit v) of iiilnll-tiiwn
lire. Ihl i wlm!eom i Utile hiln iirotlild
hh la wnvi ii e:itlmeii. and beau-
iy.
Jui lt Kuril, who il'Vi cted tli pro
luiilnii. morln uiinh commendii
Hon. Ho hns k"t llm nli'ture from
lii'cntnlDg ancchnrlne. Ilesla I.ove
uultt Biirimst"' hernplf In roln of
youth nnd ilinrm.
The Longfellow tinem Is loo ra
mlllnr lo ri quire eliiboriitlon In com
nun'. Tlie plituie, founded oil the
poem, uliiiuld hnvn it : reinendoua sue
ens. Too much cannot be said In
coiiimctidntloti of tlila effort lo pop
uluriro Amerlcn's lllnrnry clasalca.
"Tim Village llliuksmlth" will
linve in flnnl rdiowlng tonight.
W'u hnd n long -a very long talk.
Hut In the end dnd said, 'Well, If
you'vo got It In your system you
might na well gl It out. Oo ahead
and try It for awhile." '
"So I did. Ami I've linen at It
ever since, " nn'il "Doug."
Toniglit
DOUGLAS MacLEAN
A Comedy Drama
The
Sunshine
Trail
FELIX CAT COMEDY
Tuesday
Vaudeville
and
The Comedy Picture
Love is an
Awful Thing
ns snfo ns cntchlng tho Itch,
Many Americans nre tinimorlng
In Pnrls whom .1,000,000 Urea of
beer la drunk dully,.
norm-: i-aiitially iitnEn
Finn Saturday nflnrnoon partial
ly doHtroyed n limine on Cnllfornln
nveiiun owned by Mnrl 11(11. Tho
oeniipnnts. niimi.il Nixon, wero mov
ing nnd hnd sni fiio io mattroat and
l ho flames apread from thoro to the
Iioii.hii, liiniiriinen hf S00 on. thn
hniiso nnd (iiiiii nM ihn enntonu wa
ctinliiil