THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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TIUKSDAY,
THE MODERN
TWO women were discussing the other clay the ways
'"of modern children, especially in regard to the
difficulties that families having children had in find
ing homes to rent in many cities.
One of the women said she did not blame land
lords for refusing to rent apartments, to such families
under present conditions, unless something could be
done to compensate them for damage children do. She
, asked why families could hot set apart one room where
children should be given free rein, and then hold them
under-cloBfr restrictions in, the rest of the house. Thi3
children's room, she said, could go along without re
1 pairs3 so that their kid doings would not cause much
expense. . ,
; (',' " The other woman remarked that modern child
ren would never be satisfied to be confined to any one
room. ..She thought that many people, if children want
ed to ilimb up on the parlor table, would offer little
objection. If they desired to express their artistic
sense by marking up parlor walls, it would be remark
ed that "boys will be boys." This, woman felt that a
large part of the children of today are so uncontrolled
that they do serious damage to any home they occupy,
and that it is not surprising that landlords are sus
picious of the young family. .
j ." Perhaps these folks exaggerate the situation, for
there ..are many families who bring up their children
ts carefully as anybody ever did. Many parents take
pains to appeal to the reason of children and show the
harm done by their damage. Still there are a lot of
uncontrolled youngsters, and they are a nuisance in
any home they occupy and any neighborhood in which
they roam.
It is pretty trying to careful parents who are bring
ing up children nicely, when they are refused the
chance to hire a dwelling on account of the depreda
tions of other folks' offspring.
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f ... -EATING AND IMAGINATION
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THE return of the picnic season suggests what a tre
mendous effect imagination plays on human ap
petites.! -,,.,..
If you should take a picnic luncheon of sand
.. wiches, boiled egg, cake, etc., and serve it in the reg
ular dining room, the folks would complain because
of the sameness of the diet. But you' take the same;
luncheon outto some pretty and inaccessible spot, and
Berve it under inspiring conditions of natural beauty, -;
and folk's fall to and eat with appetite and enjoy it
better than a full course dinner at home.
I Then if you put in a" few touches of bacon, fish,
etc., cooked over a little fire, the picnickers become
enthusiastic, and declare they never tasted anything
like "it.
Fastidious people find their appetite spoiled if
theyare compelled to eat in some restaurant where
conditions are unattractive. They will not eat half a
meal, even though the food might be well cooked.
Put if you give these folks the same food in a
prettier setting, with artistic china and table furniture,
, their appetite is sharpened and they eat with rekh.
J" There is such a thing as people getting too fas
tidious about such matters, and trifling with food just
because some little accessory fails to conform to da.nty
. Standards. What such people need is more vigorous
"outdoor exercise, to give them something of the stim
' ulatien that comes to the picnic party atTer a vigorous
. excursion in the open air.
j,. Still as people grow more refined, it must be ex
pected that, they will be influenced to some extent by
the appearance of food and service. The housewife
who knows how to throw the touch of daintiness about
her concoetionu will improve the appetites of her fam
ily and her own. ".. .
I'ri-wiilenl jitnl Manager
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FREE CHILD
PLAYING
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Tn n. " k 'ne goners playing ror the national open
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sen..,"!. - i eniong
The Office Cat
E!mer 'Morrilt tlilr.ks Kvo knew
better than to try tempting Adam
with anything nho had cooked.
Men are creatures who cut down
great treas to mnke room for a city,
and then plant little, apllnrs In
beautify It.
An ad In n Florida paper Brivy.:
"Wunlctl A steady, re.-pectalila
young man to look nfler n garden
and core for a cow who' has a zoml
voire and acciiylomed to nli.il In a
You can'l nlway.i
never get tlgh;.
tell. Tightwads
The Devil
Next week. M
One bill after nno
Speakers como nnd
Home of 'cm nay "I
3ome of 'cm start
Uilfft" ,
"one of Vm try to
Somu of 'cm try to
to IV.y
ivlo ad.
i ker.
speakers gi,
toid you bo."
to "show tholr
"throv a bluff,"
Iju roal funny,"
FOR OPEN GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP
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-ew lorn, a:il mbby Jones. Atlnnta,
me leadtrs and Jlobert Crulkshank
fiomo of 'em come t.)
the
money," ' i
Hut the on-, who mrltcs ua nil feci;
happy. i- '
1 1 thn "ten-mlriive bird" who mnltes j
1 1 "snap;,' ' !
I5oy I. a I'rario I'eslK.iatra a wire
as n person who thlnlti nhe wouldn't
bo nervous If you weren't lliern to
criticize her driving.
Con-ci". i his sentencn: ''The hus
band brotislit. homo thro unexpect
ed guests, and the wlfo smiled hap
pily UH Bile greeted Ihem."
"It's n grate llfn," iho coal ro
miukcd when tho kindling wns
lighted.
A new boo!: i:i ndverlineil In nn
cai terii papi r a: a story of "Deaert
l.ovor.i." "It ought to have a wide
appeal. Our favorl.o Is npplo pie.
What's your.i?
If tlio tyigi-.rs of somrl Hhoes
could talk, i hey could say a mouth
ful, miyn tilenn Jcs:er.
What this country needs Is an
alarm clock that wakes up only tho
man why i;etti It.
nsf.-n-t .Flint
To the belle of tho southern sen,
A good missionary said, said lie,
"A calico skirt
Is as cheap as dirt!"
"Jim Is It as coolj" said rho.
When wo arc crazy, nn that pro
feirinr cays we Khali bo, perhapp
murders can Have thi expense of
hiring n lawyer to prove It.
I!ioaili:loi;i ideas uuil f;liiBliam 1:i-
t
championship nt Inwood. 'il.ong Island
are at tift. third hole. Joo Kirk
(right) Westfleld, N. J., plnysd
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Who remembers w;iy back l.tfit
winter when It was cold enough to
Just keep on hugging?
f'.ermnny evidently wants to wall
until tho war In over lierorn alio pays
for iho thing.
Most Important thing about a poli
tical machine In tlio clutch. .
Hunt l)he bright things. Kvnn
e.itilaloupen have their good polnTs.
They never squirt In your eyo.
(Iris swimming in fancy earrings
aro liable to rnnift up with a fish
comes rniiso ninny a wreck nf the
family ship.
Borne people nrn surprised that
shark skin Is thick enough for shoe
leather, but thoy don't know much
about loan sharks.
I Tlio best vny lo nvold grounds
i of MiHplclon is to keep off the
ground thinks I,. I), (lass,
A mere pcdostrlnn, Blnndlng on
tho corner by the Pine Tree count
ed the vehicles which passed him
during a buy few mlnutoa before he
crossed tho street, and these nro
wha'. he saw: ?,0 automobiles,
eeven trucks, five delivery enrs, six
bicycles, a learn of horse, a hug
ry nnd home, throe perambulators
and Inst 'of nil the fire truck for
v.hleh everybody scattered. Two
boys nn bleyele-i tried to hook on
ten ciuii but were, "iiliooe.il off,"
at iiii': 1'ivi: t;si i:
When a pli'iiiro Imi'sln m Hi" '.i "t
stii-li playei'H ax William Keid, Wit
I i II II l lll'Slllllllil, TIllHllllll'c) H In-f t M.
Sessile llilvaluiwii. Taunt Antd.
lliyimt Wimliliiiia. J. Wuiieii Ker
ilniin a nil .1. K i' ii nil lileiiiliia. II wimlil
ho woilh the ullentlon of (he lln'n-ti'e-liiier
villi were I he story not n'
purtlciilar Interest. Hut when ymi
oDmblno with such n galaxy of sinrn
iho fact that the story In whlrli tlmj'
nro alven all onnortunlly of 'H-
iluyln,t their lalentu Is nn nli:mlntel ,
faM'lnatlim one. It would seem thai
there we have at ntmoit uiiheiitalilo
I'oinblnuilon. Anil such l tlio can
wlih "NIkIH Life In Hollywooil."
which will he shown at lt Pine
Trco theotin today. '
ll Is n story which comm u a illr
ecl reply id ih iliiiusamU nf col
inins or newtpaiier material wnieii
''.ir.M been written iihoiil the most
inloiful community In tlio world.
IKillywooil. It analyzes the life
there ami shows every single angle
of It.
"Nlr.ht Life In Hollywood" at the
I'li'.o Tree tonight.
CoiiRn ss hiu niilliiil Ui il the I'lilt
ed Stutci oeiianineiil of niirlciilir.
to upend T. .'till. OiiO on i, i:nl j Kervliii;
Die national forest i ilur nn die fl v-ul
year ending July I. I'.ill. Morruver
SS )cr cent of the reoolp:i from
Hiiilu r sales nml grazing penults
will yield nround f i.3;'r.,t)iiii, c
corillng in ndvaie rmlmaies, whlrh
will he luriieil hark "in uuul to die
elates for use on county KVhonU unit
roail4.
Corn for slluge must ho cut fltiu
and trumped well In the silo If It Is .
deilrrd to make thn best iiiallty of
feed and flit iho silo in Its giuates.
rapacity, says the I'nlted Stuies de
partment of agriculture. The The
usual length of rulllng varle-i tri:m .
onu-four of an In-'li to 1 Inch. Im:
the latter Is a little too long, in the
pines do not pack so ready In the
ilo. anil they nr- not so completely
lonmimcd la fenllng as the shorter'
lengths.
Advertising pnvs. Try It uuil in, ,
Koflnli finishing nt ft Inon's, Ilif 1
AT THE
LIBERTY
tli-i-lti-ett it Mvery h'A "l-lnn- r. Horry Ituret. IHreytor
. Today
Final showing of
' "NERO"
One i.f llii- inciHt goigeoiis liisloiU'iil pictures rver llinilis
Tomorrow
"THE LOVE GAMBLER"
HUmlng Joint (.llliirt
He una us frei-li us n new-luld igg, lie wns
n sure' us luxes, nml lie iilnuys n.uile gooil.
flopping on one. '
Tho results of nine nrnililcutla!
trnw votes shov wu will have nine
presidents re.xt time,
Those :''c die dtyi summer bund
ers get r.irn on tliu eat' wit In i; corn
on the Job.
When two famous people many
thn paiiir utwnys Iclli yon whnnn
forninr mates they were.
If you buy your ChrlHtmns pren
ents from a mnll order house, It Is
time you ordered them, ,
Hating watermelon Is n slmpln and
harmless way to learn to dive,
('lollies will lust much longer If
you watch your company pack.
Tuko your razor ramping or
someone miiv mlstnkn you for a
brush pile nnd burn you, t
An optimist Is a man who tkes
his overcoat to a siimmnr resort.
Vacationist writing he sloops Un
der blankets may linvo them on the
root to keep the rain out,
Trotsky, of Itussln, urges more
metal In I he national character, per
haps moanlt.g .brass.
BOSTON PROFESSOR
POINTS OUT MENACE
IN COLLEGE CONTROL
CAMIinmnn, Mans., July
Co-operation between national socie
ties rcpruafinlliig college tencliors on
tho ihiii Ii n ii cl mid college tiiliuinls-
I till l.i'V
"Xii'o." wlileh plays Hi the I. Di
mly ilieiilie lnil.iv, iiiliin'tis vtioiiKh
.ii lii.iilliilinl uroiici In luiiliii n diii'll
ni'illmiry feiilurii pl.'l iireii. Tin" liitni
lug nt Itoini! Is die up iiiliiilai' fea
ture dial lias u riiu-u.il III" ftrentnit
Minouiil of e.nhiilsami. Thn sine ,
of terror nl wild (Iclit as the ln
hnliliain of the doomed city pour
Into the street to fiicape lite thrnnl
enlliR flames are unit vnlnusly real
Intlc ullil ell II scale of tllUKIllllhlo
never before aiproched.
TONIGHT
See-
Night Life
in Hollywood
Hollyuwd at irtf.
!! still my hrartt
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ARROW prrstnli
tn A.B.MACHEtt protfucllsN
"NIGHTLIFE
mHOLLYWOOEf solAamy J.rHANKOI.O'DOM
tMchmiudes JOaCWINE HIU.
UAILHEMRV .
and introduc
VAUACE RBU THZOrORE BOBEKXS
J.WARKEN rXMilQAN
StiSUT. HAYAK A WA T"U1 RU AOKI
V.-liAM LltSMOtiO-Ua.'iNT VASK8UB
Also
A GOOD COMEDY
and
AROUND THE WORLD
IN 18 DAYS
tratlvu off.rl rs on I he other as
a is t;.' nnlvl-)g nt a bitter under.
lauding an I bi it"r ni 'thudi In
, Amer -ti ro'lr; s nt',1 iiiilvcisliiea la
. sti:'.acti i by I rotcu.or Harry V,
Tyler. I rt fomr Tyler la head of
I riu inntucnu'ticB d-piirlinont at the
M.imucliii.ieitM Innlliiito of technolo.
' t y nnd secretary nf the Amorlcan
a s iclation of nnlvorslty pnifcssori.
! iteferring Id (lie ifcont on(orcril
I ii .alKiiutliin if President Aloxandor
i Mi Iklcjnhn of A nihi'rst college nnd
die rcslgnatlun of several Clark unl
vorsliy profousors accompanied by
I statements prote itlug against the
methods of President Wallaca W,
Alwooil, ho says: k
j "These, evnils cannot ho regarded
ns me c ty local In n,uir ilgnlflcanco,
. lul e lerriii'lln.s of tho fnulta or
i iiurlis of Individuals la thora not
iciwiiii tn Infer that tho events aro
merely symplnms of soma more
ruadamnrlal defect In tho organlia
j don nf our higher liutltutloniT" j
j "The way mil to a baltar under
! siiiiiillng and hetler method nocos-'
Isntlly lies ultimately with 'the In
dlvldutil collego hut much will da-'
, Pond on organized mid onnoortotl ao
j lion, Tho posnlhlllty of this now'
; tnsis In such national sonlotles ai
, die Ami rlciin n-isocintlon of unlver
Blly profo:iBoni iri tho onn linnd, rnp. l
losiming inn college teachers, and
the association of American collogos,
thn nsioclatlon of state colleges,
etc, ot the other, representing ad
mlnlBtrntlvo ofricor, and to some ax
iom trustees, Through tho co-op-erallon
of these bodies It should, for
the first time In our educational
history, he possible to deal with a
national problem In a national way,
es'nlillshliig stn-.dnrds which mnv
ennui on nrnrpr,nlvn acceptance by
tho colleges," . . ,
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