TUESDAY, JULY 24', 1028.
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f , ...COLLECTING BILLS : : : w
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A DISPATCH from Des Moines, Iowa, -tells of the
experience of a girl 19 years old who. has started .
in business as a bill collector and who is making good.
She remarks from her experience that there are no real .
deadrjeats, but' that all peqnle originally mean to pay.
Their .failure to do so is duetto troubles piling up so.
they can not meet-expenses. The secret of success in
collecting, she says,' is in being persistent, and by keep
ing, at the slow pay. folks she finally gets it out of them. .
Bill collecting is. commonly called a disagreeable
job, bjit it .is something that has to be. done, and it
perfottns1 a great service.; Wereit not for s the per
tjnacify of the folks wjho chase after delinquent: deb
tors,' jji lot: of. people, would" live .'far beyond their
means, s .They , would pile , up, expenses with little"
thought "how they were going to come out. -, A large
part of their living would, be at the expense of trust
Tlng people who let them have money or credit."
-people of that type need some pne camping on
their' trail all the., time; They get into an indifferent
habit bf mind, ,' and devise' jevpedients f or keeping $ut .
of sight "of "creditoi-s;'' They-'salve theirlcon'sciences3
with: Excuses for dilatory .ways.:, i '. a : -
'"- Now if such folks -could be approached by some
creditpr several time a day, it would a have a wonderful-tonic
effect-on them. 'The necessity for thinking
up new excuses, and the remarks of, creditors not al
ways" of a complimentary nature, would arouse them
. from their negligent ways. - :
Ii would dawn on a lqi of them that they would
get" more- out of life to keep even with the world,
and either spend a little less or earn a little more, so
they-' could look the community in -the f ace: instead;,
of having .to dodge around corners. All' honor to -the
bill collectors, for such folks are a force, that
makes a lot. of. slipshod people toe the mark. .. .
I
ICE CREAM "SODY"
EVERY country is supposed to have its own favor
ite food, !;The. English, for instance, are said to,
ybe a nation- ojf ;beef eaters. From the habits of the '
American people, particularly as observed on a warm
summer day, jtjnight be said that our national food
. was ice cream-soda, or;"sody" as millions of people
affectionately call it.
The thirst of all kinds of soft drinks and frozen
concoctions,;; has. taken 'possession of the American
. throat. One can,. only: guess how many a day some'
folks line up in front of the fountain and ice cream
. counter. ''' . t ..
.,. Some injure their digestion by a surplus "of
.sweets. If some "families realized the proportion of
the family income that went into this kind of stuff,
they would try to regulate this expenditure. But there
. seems to be something in our active and intense tem-
ferament that calls for these . cooling' foods and
rinks. Now if the American people will not acquire ,
sweet .tempers, in porportion to the amount of physi
,: .tral sweetness 'they consume, they ought to be good
Jolks to get along with each other.
An Illinois woman's club authority holds that dish
washing beautifies the hands, but the girls may look-
t' thi3-as, dangerous propaganda. ,
, ' Not true that athletic success is all that interests
people, now, as many are working to get their names
printed hf'the society notes. ,:
.-...! . About, now .the .amatur gardeners of Klamath
F'alls might look to see if uie electric light bulgs have
come up.. ...
The home is the aim of our social system, say3
Pr?Bidejit Harding. Along about preen apple time,
however, the kids think it safer to aim at the. barn,. ;;
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SAYS RUSSIA HAS
FEW OPENINGS FOR
BRIGHT YOUNG MEN
PTROGRAD, July 24.-"Only
two profitable careers are open, to
Russia's -bright; young - men today,
and they are speculation of band
itry,"; a bearded old civil engineer
told Jhe writer' while riding on the
train from Moscow to Petrograd the
Oilier day. - '.' " !'"' ,- ..
This engineer, who occupies an
important post with the .state, rail-.
way .administration, said - that he
earned a salary which is the eqtiiva-
lent-of about $15.00 a month. His
son, who is a speculator and admit-
te.dlyjio over scrupulous in the way
lie tttTBS his profits, makes , fifty
times' that amount. : : '
"Our salaries are so low. in the
f tatet service that ho ambitious
yoiirg man, particularly If he Is
married,.' enn reconcile himself,, to
accepting them. . Therefore, to win
a fortune or live comfortably, he
must become one of that hated
class In. Russia and elsewhere, . 0
speculator. The only 6thor 'lucra
tive protess'lon Is that of a.-bandit,
or hold-up man. . ' , :
"people who biiimo- the' sjier.tila
lors forget that It probably will be
they, with their quickly secured pro
fits and faculty of hiking . long
chances, who will ultimately build
up Russia.- It Is not a long cry
from speculating In merchandise) to
taking n chnnco on hullilliig a Tnll
road pr, developing n: mine. They
are the pioneers, breaking away
from old, Russian traditions anil be
coming men of business. Exnctly
I he same kind of pioneers or spec
ulators In your Wall street helped
build up America."
HXl'KUT JVIX5E8 FOR MVKSTOCK
POMONA., Calif., July 24. Three
rationally known livestock experts
have been asked to officiate as
Judges at the Los Angeles county
fair here In October, according' to
Oeorge L. Cobb, secretary, who says
it Is almost certain they will acoept.
P. E. Duffyof West Hartford, Conn.,
a judge at the recent national show,
lias been asked ' to Judge Jersey,
Ayrshire. and.: .Guernsey cattle;
Frank Morris, of Woodland,: Calif.,
Holstein caUle,- and A. W.' Oliver
liogs. ' . '
BIRTH RECORD
MEHAFFEY At Oakland, - Calif..
. July 23, 1923, to Mr. and Mrs.
Lawrence Mehn'ffey, formerly"-'; of
Klamath Falls, a boy; wegljif 9
pounds, named. Dotiald' C'hlve'r. . .-'
r.IEMENSrr-At' Klamath Fnlls, JuW
22, 1923, to Mr. and Mrs.' John
Siemens, a daughter, weight JV4
'"'pounds, " - - v
Move To Cnllfoinln
Mr. 'and Mrn.. Archie Henllne and
daughter,' Lucille, left ;by , motor
yeiterilay. for ; snntliern ' Cnl!fbrnln
whero they 'Will make their homo.
Wlntrr is better than summer.
You can.- always put on more colhos,
butMii'i nlvays .take off niH'oT V
The OfficeCat 1
: 'Lot's :3o. "-'
Put the. hammer Itf the locker,.
- And the poundltfk-board likewise
Anyone ttjan be a; knocker, ; -i
.'; Any-one can .:cricis.:'.'.: V.'. Ji.
Cultivate a winnings manner,
'.Though at first if may."toeom queer
Just pull yourself together,
- And we'll, get there, never fohr.
, X clothier says women have much
Influence over men on the subject
of ' clothing.' The clothier Should
take another guess, a woman reartCT
believes.- "We do mnnage to have
enough Influence to get them Into a
clonh oollflr pneo in n while by hid
ing the other olio, nl .nighti:- That
is all." '''.,- " " "':C '' ' ' '
The French have talent. , it you
please, i
They do not stick to bard, fast
.- lines, . ,' ,' .
They used to pilne the. Clormnu ann
And.npw thcy.eiilze " tjio Oorman
mines,'
Lloyd ..Low suponcs that , every
firtully has nt .least ono daughter
who always wants to nnswei; , the
telephone firs", so that others Nvon't
ltnow whom she is talking to If the
call happens to bo for 'her',' ;'. "
If you think the day of miracles
Is gone, Walter Hannon saya say
"movies" to a little girl who Is too
sick to do her piano practice, -
A pessimist always has one speed
forward and four In reverse, thinks
P.; S. Puckett. , i .
Love Is so like an onlon-
We taste It wl.Ji delight, '
nut when It's gone we wonder
. Wihat It was that mado us bite.
A, failure Is merely an ordlimrj
man who thinks the big opes got by
becnuse of luck, ; v
) At, this rale It won't bo 201. years
until all the people have political
Jobs, and make a living by iaxin
one another. -
Tn these Kgyptinn stylos U s dif
ficult to tell whether a womn..ls
coming or going. But only the
pessimists hope she was Rolnff.
Roy Orem explains thoughtfully
'lint wheiher you are up and com
ing out anrt- going 13 Indicated , b;'
whether your conversation .Js- nbnul
:ow or t'len. ' . ".. ''
,Ti:tt hecniifle you -jton'. like )ior
apartment you need s knock linr flal,
Sign on a Newark, N. J., hospital:
No Children Allowed in the Mater
nity Wards.
"Under" proclalms'
a sign at' r,
Klamath Falls store.
Dollar gasoline would at least re
lieve the congestion in the emergen
cy wards, thinks Andrew Vosa; -
"Everyone Is simply crazy about
me" remarked the keeper, -as he
locked up the asylum for the night.
You cat? tell the age of a free by
the rings and the age of a government-
by the wrongs. ' ' '
The more a man resembles a Yale
yell the better some members of the
"unfair" sex seem to like him.. . .
Our Idea of an optical illusion is
the guv "Who1 falls in lov with ' n
dimple, and marries the 'Whole girl.
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,.jit Lup ul 11. iiiuas iiun .j'vai ib
about where tho bottom of a dress
was last year. ."'., . ... .
Summer wlif be oyer 'in -a few
weeks, Long may it stay over. .
Alabama man who looked Itilo n
shotgun will recover; hilt 'will never
look the same again.
; Dirty, ibwdown "rum. pirates '. are
r.tlll robbing honest, hard-working
bootleggers. . ' '
, A hard guy'ls a guy who likos bls
iced -tea so strong ho needs a chaser
after It. . . .. - ; 1
-Most Important. thlngs: going on
now are electric fans. '
Some men can't go forward be
cause they ahvayg have the brakes
on to keep from slipping backward.
, Most of, the Russian na'mes should
Loud ties make almost as much
noise as squeaky-shoes.
Bobby Jones, New Open Champ
4 MtW&r 2 All
Mr I fSU
This plcturi.. ot, Ui.bl.iy Jones, of Atlanta. Oa., tvus taken during tne
mati ii ul lnwood. Lunc - Islnnd. when he triumphed over. Bobby Crulk..
HhanK lur ihv iiuiimiuI open KOU championship alter CruiUsliltllH 1)4
lied him l;ic pi'cvtuuis d;-J', . ' ( ,.' ,'..
' .at tii 10 i.ii:,ki:ty
A viilciyio buratlng Into siiiokc ami
nmu as it spews out. its fiery tor
rent of molten nlva. Buildings
crashing Into fragments as the earth
rooks and sends huge structures tot
tering to the ground. Fleeing un
lives rushing for safety and being
ov.ortnkon by the flaming flood. This
is hut n hriof word picture of one of
tho.blg scenes In Sessile Havakii'.va'a
most rocont "The Vermilion Pen
cil," now nt the Liberty thoiitro, and
which many critics insist is the
Rr'catost tin-Ill picture of tbo year.'
llesslo Love and Ann May appear In
nupnort of Haynkawn.
"Tom Mix, the noted western star
who comes to tbo. LlbnifV theatre
Jodav In "Ho and Tni-c," recently
i-oiiti-iidlr.li'd Hip ngi-nld theory that
Iioi-sps wore afraid of fire. "Ilnllrn
liorsn has been badly burned," snlil
Mix to niroctor Sedgwick, ho knows
nothing of the dangers of fire. Hut
what ho does understand when vio
lently ousted from a burning stable
Is that he Is being driven froni his
coiiifortnblo s'ablo home. This be
resents and that is why he so often
tries to run back Into the fire."
Those two big features nre shown
today only nt the Liberty.
AT
LIBERTY
OiThwt..fi l.'ynrv Fyenlng Mr. Harry fiorel, Olrce'tor ' ' ' s" '
' , l'lnyiiig Today v ' . V-
.. A most attractive doiiblo bill ,.v.'
Sessue Hayakawa In
"THE VERMILION PENCIL" . .
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The Great TOM MIX In - ' ,.
; "DO AND DARE"
Both subjects' are unusually good pictures with these ' v
; two excellent stars at their very bast
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. WEDNESDAY HPECIAL V. : . : :
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The Rtupentlp.iis cnoctafto of ancient Romo
. - "NERO" ; '..'.r
XOTE Duo to the' ext renin lengtli of (Ills pi-mlUci '
Hon there will be only one show In the iifei-iioon lllllf - ' '
one In the evening; stiirtiiiu; ul mill H:!I0 p. 111. ' . -,
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bo against the law. .1
Many a man can't meet his trlendt:
because ho can't meet his expenses.'
Report tbut Qermany pulls up old
well holes to got zeros for paper ',
money Is nit true. ' ' I
Weeds, it seems, have about won
!helr i annual race' against the veg
etables. . ,
Thoro are about 110,000,000 pno
plo In the United States trying tn got
a llttlo cooler.
A Juno bride tel'.s us hi-r new bus-
band thinks she clgr.od up tor love,
honor, and no pay,
Very few .of tho ntnoa left at home
on Sunday r.rioinonii i.ro ublft in i'iD
at all. , , . 1 '
Tall girls don't marry aa. quickly
because thoy. have to stpop to make
a man kiss them, , . ; - "'
Pedestrians have the law. on their
side all right,. but the autos lilt them
from behind. ' J "
'. AT TUB' I'l.NK THICK
, An uiiumuOly attractive vaudo
vllln hill will lie seen at tile 1'lno
I Tree theatre on Tuesday and Wed-
i nesdny. '
The vFour NlghTons will be the
houdllno attraction, two marvelous
iy" aglln young men and two Por1 :
Meetly formed and tniontfld fomnlos
In a study of sculpture, present an
offering which Is docldedly unique
and classyl Their posing Is not only'
novel nnl meritoriously, presented
but so original In conception as In'
mark them ns oxtraordln'iiry por
formnrs In tholr lino. Sniuiy McKay,'
tbo Hcotch comedian wllh bis bag
pipes and a song nnd n sthry or two
done In n quaint manner which
Is nlwavs a popular hlti : Tock & Toy
In "A Breath from. Pekln" ft Chinese
novelty,-' A Chlnosi) couple Amer
icanized orientals In a Chinese ing
Ing, talking 11'nd dancing act In
ben 11 'if 11 1 Chinese oostumes, Millard
ft Miihirrt In n rurni comedy offer
ing "The Music, Teacher." Comedy
osngs, talk eccentric, dancing and '
bnnjo manipulations, T1iIb act Is full
of good comedy nnd mapy laughs.
)on the bridge at . midnight,"
bummed, tlio nlglit-flylng. mosquito,
ns he lit on the false tenth.
THE
Whei"e the Air la Cooled
with lee
TONIGHT AND
WEDNESDAY
4 Excellent Acta !
Millard & Millard :- '
'Rural Comedy Offering';
' , -Jock &. Joy . , ;. .j
Chinese Novelties :
The ; Four Nightons .. , '
Famous Art Gems r '
Sandy McKay .1 f
Scotch Comediari '.
., ' and "': i'.'y 'i
Round No. 4 ...
The Leather Pushers
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ALICE BRADY in h
The Leopardess "
The story of a strong-.
willed woman
COMING EVENT ' V.
July -2r,', Prize' ', baseball",
dance nt the open air pavilion,
Jflly ? Visit of . Ro-,4
tiny cluim nf Ciillfornln and
Oi-egmi to Kliiinnlh; Falls and
f'rn 1.1 liiliH,' . . , .,'.,,,,-,.
. AugiMi 111. CiMinnunlty plo- '
11 lr tit f!ruLir liilie. :"' '
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