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THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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The Klamath Evening Herald
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WEDNESDAY,
AN AMERICAN CREED
f .. ( j ..(From the Portland Telegram) -, -. 1 : i
a CREED is a statement of belief. Creeds are not
f. bonds, nor things to be condemned as outgrown
in an era of free thought. Every man should have a "
religious creed, if he has any religious ideas-at all;
and it is due to his own intelligence that such a creed
be clean cut and easily statable. If one is an 'Ameri- . '
can in spirit, one should be able to tell why. Captain .
George, L. Koehn, editor of the Oregon Veteran, has
,formul4ted. art. American creed, that, is so well put and
, complete : that it may wejl.be made one's .own. It,
follow: '' - - HO o;l
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."IKfi.l,aW Americans,, We pledge ourselves anew to "the ' '
preserva'Hon ,-pf hose Constitutional guarantees which havo
made The; American flag revered and respected throughout the
world;.?symHDllcal as it is of liberty, Justice and equality.- -Wo "
- believe;-, in,, the constitution of the United States as one em- '
bracing . form.: of .government unexcelled in -the- annals of-1'
history. - We believe in the great principles of political science
venunc'atoU,. therein;.; The J constitution as the law of the land
. ,1s fundamental and paramount. .... ,,,..,.....
. , VWe believe that a representative form, of government fa . .;'
; host , exj)resi9ed, ,ttnd,.,developed .through, political partbas..-Biit-.-
usurpation of power by political or semi-political parties, creeds
"' or soots adopting unconstitutional means to gain their partic
- ular ends JsJ comparable only to the tyranny of despots or
tyrants; . .-
"We. ask -of no man his party affiliation, his religious
, " faith, his creed or ancestral habitat. We unite to war on no
J sect or group. We Join forces to promulgate the highest idenla '
" of Americanism under our constitution." . ' '-
r.-V;-Liberty under law is the only liberty that will en
Aurei '.We- have no need in this country of any illegal
or unconstitutional short cuts to greater freedom or to
any desired end. America could never have been to
us.-such a cherishing mother had not our ancestors had
the patience to'Vork. fqr betterments through the' or- -derly
forms of law;' and being defeated again and
. again, Jiad the patience and courage to try again and
always in an orderly way; -1 Today America stands as
a-fock in a storm, while Russia,. Greece, Germany, -Italy
and other peoples that took cross lot cuts to lib- .
et?ty. are storm shaken to their very foundations. '
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T THE PURPOSE OF LANGUAGE )
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A FAMOUS French diplomat once said that "lah
guadewas' made .to. conceal thought." : That . re
mark expressed' the false polish of those times, and '
the underhandVways by which people used to win their
way in thdj world. . , - ;.-.--i,
Some ioneremarked the,' other day that the pur-';'
pose of language .was to, find , fault with. That ex-
presses thespirit of a lot of, people today. Wherever '
they go they seem to find pleasure in picking flaws.
, If they are traveling, they delight in cursing the poor .
fare they get at hotels or the slow trains on the rail
roads. -. -...-'- t -j;.'-
If they remain in their own towns, they are our
knockers and hammer users.: For every good word
they say about their home community, they utter a
doze? fault finding thoughts.
' The true purpose of language is to facilitate labor, .
to secure : co-operation, and to . promote enthusiasm.
The. people .who win friends and who acquire the
greater successes of life are those who have learned .
to use language for such purposes.
Another thing this country needs is to get ricl of .
some of the I bootleggers and to get some more boot-,
makers. " .-. i...-,:: ;. " ';; v ;.'
. .' Used to . be considered that corn was the most
distinctive American product, but now it is probably
ice cream soda. , 1
About now is the. time when the kids plug rocks
at the hornets' nests, which is not without a stimulating
effect on the witch hazel, arnica, liniment, etc., trade.
'. The voices of, the night about which the poet
writers are all very well save when they rise from the
neighbors having a home brew party. "
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:: I2H0URDAYARGUMENT teHl
.'AlC-TOF EXPERTS AMD"'" MlKMi !
r, ; ' iwesiieAToRs wen! and ; EISMl ' ' i
SHOT MB All PULL OF HOLES .. , pM ' . '
' '
nnnnfl ni nnm ' :""jt "'' Correct this senter-.ee: "She is a
III HJ 111 I I S I U L L. 1 'iffw : wonderful cook"- said the' housewife
UUrbU ULUULd ' : 1- : ' b.o is raU,er impudent and 1
yw ... jKsril'lli ' am going to let her go.
Holdings of Douglas County
'Ligfit and Water Company
Acquired By Purchase :
Officials of the California Orcgpn
Power oompany and the Douglas
County Light & Water company met
in ItosobitrR yesterday and cnmpletr
c'il -flnai' dctaiis for the; t'rnnj'fer of
tho electric and water system of the
Dougluc County Light nnd AVutcr
company' to the California Oregon
Power .company, in accordance with
an option secured by the latter com
pany several months ago. With this
formal transfer of the property the
Calfiornia' Oregon -Power company
will assume charge of the utility.
The electric transmission nnd dis
tribution .system of the Douglas
county company will become a part
of the transmission and distribution
,net work of the California Oregon
Power company by the construction
of a 66,000 volt tie line from Dlxpn
vllle. a point" oh Its Prospect-Springfield
transmission lino directly' east
of Roseburg, to the city limits of
Itoseburg: where a sub-station will
Be" installed. , At a new sub-sta'ion
the '66,000 volt ''currerit'.':iir ibe
transformed to- a potential of ,2300
volts, which wlli " make possible ;its
tise in the system which Co"poo: has"
ncqulred by purchase. - The new
power pltrnt included lh-'the purchase
will he operated as one of the gener
nting s'ations of the company, of
which there, are seven others now
operating -in the Calif oraia, rOregon
1'oWer oompany' rretwork-':-"- - . '
"The California . Oregon . Power
company has organized a new oper
ating division which will be known
ns the' TTmpn.ua division with head
tiuarters at lioseburg.' The com
pnny now has three other 'operating
divisions, namely, ' the ' . Klamath
,('.ivlslon,i with headquarters at
Klnmn'h Falls, the Siskiyou dlvlr
'slon. . with headquarters "at Yrnka,
Cnllfornln, nnd tho Itogiio' U'ver div
ision with headquarters at Med.ford.
Oregon.. .
Thomas II. Ness will aprvd as. div
ision' mnnafier of the tlmpqnua div
ision, nnd will occupy the same posi
tion with respect to tlKft' division ns
J. C. Doyle occupies with respect to
th0 Klamath division. That division
of -they How system will add to the
scope of tho Co'nco operations nnd
will place ; additional 'responsibility
on the administration and executive
personnel "of tho compnny.
Motorists Visit. Klnmnlli Foils
A. C "Hrennan, C. K. Kolshnw
nnd A. Fortham of Long Honch.
California, passed through this nity
today on a motor trip to Vancouver,
I). C. '
IJomo From Ilcrkcjoy
. Miss Edith Hartman roturned
Inst night from a month's visit at
the homo of her sister, Mm. M
nonnllilo" lii' Merkeley,
The Office Cat 1
, Atlnl;lloy. "
What aro the wild- waves saying "
As they dash against the beaclv
Trwy-' suy 'I Pgijesfr!r,J?J,M" '
Around a corn-fed peach.
"Ah! The last )ap" sighed the Of
fice Kitten ns she finished linr sau
cer of milk. V
..The sutinlv of International crouch
is so large nowatlays that lmlf the
world aoesn t Knowwny tno omer
half lives. , ',
We know some ' men 'who - have
Just about as much right to their
pay checks ns they have to vrob a
bank.
Said the Klamath Falls hail light
after, the last man , had staggered
up the stairs and forgotten about
it, 'It doesn't look liko I'm going
but tonight." .'" '.'.'.,
Cprrecttlii's " 'srefcpn'co.: . "The man
stepped out on, the 'Street tn a now
Palm Reach suit and did, not feel
at all conspicuous. ' ,
A law that is observed' doesn't
havo to be enforced.
Git'lCoiiPln'jf Couo
Oh. hell I
I'm well! '
. Somo folk3 don't' know what to
njmo'ii new' baby, says Dr. A. A.
Soiilo'and others have a relntlvo who
Is rich. .'',
',' Time now, reirfcmbcrs R. C. Short
"uhtll the pollco will bo kept busy
liiinjlng small boys who ,hvo run
off with the circus. ,
t ..'"
.A magazine editor, says that sev-
iihty-flvo per cent otr'tho abort stor.-
Ioii wo read-werts Avrltj'fii "to keep
the wolf from J. the, door." . And
tunny of theni Wnitrant -n-hurry call
to t)io Socjety for ilib Prevention of
Cruelty to Anlnrnls, i ,
. A lot, of;,politl.ciaiifi . wouldn't ob
ject to, I lib) world .court .Idea, says
Lloyd DoLnp lf!thcy could have Hie
Idea without having the. court.
llrldcgrcioniy. -to "minister:, "How
much do I owe you?'.' . . ' : .' ,r
Minister: "Yon can bettor estl
imilo the valun of tho service rend
ered." :- ' ,,
llrldegronm: "Suppose f wo pest
porn settlement -sny for n yonr. By
that, time " 1
- Mlnlsltor: "No, no,.' mnko It $r,
'nnwi" ' ' its..1-.' .-.
Somebody said that tho greatest
success in life have been mndo out
of n lot of errors thut , wore cor
seted. ' .,-''-.
. This finishes my tale, said the Ot
flco Cat as It backed Into -the lawn
mower. . ":. V :
Many a man who had the sand
to stick to It has won out nt the
idovcnt.li hour, Just-by sticking y
II'.
An affinity; is a woman who will
cook your gooso but not your din-'nt-r.
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'i' "'' X f'tt '
No r.uittnr 1iow fnst ' a clock runs
it always winds up in the samo place.
After you havo made good on
your Job Is plenty soon enough to
begin telling the other fellov how
lie fell down.
- Never put off till tomorrow what
you can wear with safety another
day. . - ,- .
"Did you hear the. story about
the' plate of milk It's the Office
Cat's." . ' -
Cold comes from mines; dollars
from minds, '- '
, Thoee ''scientists making lightning
can sell.thelr thunder to d presi
dential candidate.
Bo very careful about the Joke-s
you tell.--. A .New Orleans man
Jawned jtnd -broke Lhis i'V,.;,,.
All left of a summer girl's wenr-'
ng ppar.el ..l the .outskirts. .:
Nlgh-ts are getting warm enough
-to flee a fire scantily clad.
Dest acting in the movies is dond
by the man who 'smiles as you ' sit
on his straw, lid, '''.:.,'!: V;
Vacation Tilnt: ; Noyer' leave- flsJi
the water too long, especially
before catching them, .'. .', -f , ; ,
Golf , Is better, . than flahitigj be
cause you don't have to wait for a
golf ball; to bite. v ., , i . ' -
Lighting three cigarettes with one
match or stopping oft a moving ear
backwards: are bad luck. ' . '
Among : tho ' evils ' of leaving
hubby at: home In returning to find
tiro slnlt..; slnlt-of Inlnulty,
The "mealiest .hoy - In our' neigh
borhood stivila'mllk off tho porches
and leiives the bottles. - -
Ono of the bathing benutlos lolls
us she got her face wet and can't
do a' thing with It.
Vacationist writes us It Is so hot
underwear is an overcoat.., '
Of course thoro are exceptions,
but wives usually hnvo moro rela
tives than husbands, ' '
Nearest approach to perpetual mo
tion is a real fat man wlshlug'tlils
summer was next winter, - .
Being broko feels liko a dough
nut nolo without tho doughnut,
AT Till') PIMO TIUOIO
Kour ads olt ln'iidlllin quiility lire
lironilscil on the new vauilevllln hill
ut the Pine Tree thculrn tonight.
A lillarlous pnigiam of coinony
songs Intnrsporsed vvllli n breezy
lliae of natlnr. oomndv tricksters,
operatlo vocalists nnd skating wi
zards. Klljoy & Watson In a whirl
wind roller skating novelty In which
varloty, vorsutlllty nnd clovornoss
aro said to be coincident with charm
and beauty with a dazzling nrrny
of colorful costumery. Van & Mosh-
er, the quack tricksters, wilh "Fe
lix, the mind-rending duck, pre
sent a comedy offering with laughs
from stnrt to finish, Tiio Venetian
Trio; an unusual musical and vofal
trio using piano, accordion and v!?
Un as accompaniment to their reper
toire of popular nnd seml-clnsslcal
selections, their marvelous voices
harmonizing to perfection. Alt a
Nell S:uraeon a comedv nroduclnu
couple wtlh a penchant for fun In
"Oh. What a Wonderful Night,"
nnvnltv mimic nnnira nntl A few
words which have a humorous voin.
rounding out a well balanced bill.
AT THE MDKItTY
An unusual oxpo'-lotico is enjoyort
this week by the patrons of the Lib
erty theatre, In th0 feature attrac
tion. "The Qlrl ; I Loved," Charles
Bay's second production for United
Artists, is seen tho story not of im
aginary people but of tho real and
famous figure of American life and
the friends among whom he spent
his yenrs until young manhood.
, "The Olrl I loved" Is the actual
persona romance of James ' Whlt
comb Riley, the poet, as related by
him In the verses with that title and
transfnted by Charles Ray for the
screen. . . -
Those who have never experienced
ilio thrill of this genuine actor's
force in tragic scenes . wlll! do well
riot to miss "The Qlrl I Loved."
To his ability, to move the heart
by tho depletion of deop emotion,
Ray adds the value of his appealing
personality, and both tho-io gifts are
polished off with a flnespn for which
he Is unrivalled in the silent drama.
A surpris'o turn to "Tho Olrl I
Loved" and sustained . suspense to
tho end nre features of tho story.
'' Moreover,. ,lt brings forward a" un
doubted candidate for' '-.stardom In
Patsy Ruth Sillier, a grcit b-nuty
with youth as an asset ami su-prls-
Orclipslrn Kvcry Mvcnlrg
PLAYIXG
Junies Wliltconil)
"THE GIRL I LOVED"
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Starring versatile Charles Ray probably -thei , moBt, ;:,
popular youijg man on the screen today. ...And you'll .'
like' this pretty little love story Just ns you've alj l:':
ways lovod James Whiteomb Illloy and who' could' '
help loving old Jim Riley? An excellent comedy as
well as the latest Newt. -.Reel completes the program. ...
J
Carrier Boys
Wante
2
Boys who will remain permanently ' are
wanted. Must be 12 years or older. Ap
ply at Herald office between nine and
eleven, Thursday forenoon.
lug dramatic skill for one of her
years. Hitch of tho charm of tho
picture Is directly duo to her charm.
Kiunscy Wallace and ICdylli' Chlip
iiiu n hcail an able supporting
"The (lirl I I.oyud" will be showh to
day and Thursday, , . .',!.' -
COMING EVENTS
July 2(1-27 Visit of Ro-
tnry clubs of California and
Orogon"to Klaiiiath Falls and .,
Crater lake.
August 19. Community plo-
nlc at Crator lake.
Tonight
THE BEST SHOW
YET
4 Superexcellent
Acts of
VAUDEVILLE
Don't Miss Any Act
. AlSO - -
REGINALD DENNY
"' in ...
The Leather Pushers
and v
Herbert Rawlinson
in
Nobody's Bride
Full Show After the
. Band Concert
Thursday and Friday
Another Big Show
. POLA NEGRI :
-m-
Her First' American ,
Picture ... ' '.- ;"'
Bella Donna
Mr. Hurry P.ori'l, Director
TODAY
Riley's Immortal Poem