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THE EVENING HEtRALb, KLAMATH FALLS OREGON
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FRIDAY, JULY 13, 1938. "
THE PUNCTUAL PUPIL
A NEWS ITEM from . Passaic, N. J., reports that
Jessie Skolkin, a high school junior, has' answered
present in school every day since she entered kinder
garten 12 years previously. Considering how irreg
ular average children are, this is an astonishing record. .
There are mighty few youngsters who go through
12 years of school age without bowing before the ter
Irors of either measles, whooping cpugh, or scarlet
fever. Such excusable absences place a black mark
on the school register even if the pupil ardently de
sired to be present. ' ' ' . .'-,' '
The majority of such absences however are not
due to illness. Many parents keep their children out
for slight whims, or because they want them to do
work around the place.' The bad boy of today does
not play hookey much, but he keeps teasing his mother
to let him go to; some entertainment or game and takes
advantage of her loving good nature. :
. A child who can go to school for even a year with
out an absence has made a remarkable record, ' and
shown a quality of perserverance bound to be valu-?
able in later lifey When she keeps it up 12 years, she
would seem to be making a1 powerful bid for the na-(
tional non-stop school attendance competition. If more
young people were trying for that form of marafhon
ing, and fewer for non-stop dance honors, the coun
try would be better off. ( ""';
The world wants young recruits in business and
industry who have this quality of sticking to a job
through thick and thin. It indicates purpose, .the set
ting of one's heart and mind on some fixed and worthy
ideal and the determination to realize that aim, even
at the sacrifice of much in the way of pleasure. It is
safe to predict that Miss Jessie of Passaic will get a
fine business" job, and everything good that young wo
manhood desires will come to her.
JIMMY JUST CANTJUNpERSTANP PAD'S THEORIES
Uniform marrIage axd ,
DIVORCE LAWS PROPOBuri
DOUKHOBORS LOOK
FQH MILDER CLIMATE
Vegetarianism and Rigors of Sas
' katchewan Climate Found Not
, To Be Compatible
WOMEN'S CAPACITY FOR STUDY
COLLEGES for men have been running in this coun
try since they started Harvard in 1636, when the
bloody "Injuns" were still taking scalps in that classic
neighborhood. But it was not until over 200. years
later that the idea was accepted that women were men
tally capable of pursuing the same hard studies that
men could take. ' .
L." Clark Seelye, president emeritus of Smith col
lege, one of the earlier institutions to give girls college
work just like men, has just issued a book giving the
early history of that institution, and telling of the dis
heartening experiences the pioneers in that field had
to go through.
When the earlier women's colleges started, the
opinion was quite general that young women would
break down nervously and physically under the same
kind of work that men would do. The women of that
day were a fragile type, given to the use of smelling
salts and frequently fainting away. But these earlier
schools soon began to turn out well rounded women
Who were fully equal to men in scholarship and just
as healthy as anybody. .-...;
A comparison of men and women students today
does not commonly show the girls to be inferior, and
probably in the majority of cases they excel. They
may not have better brains, but the sentiment of ob
, ligation seems to be a little higher' in the female side
of the race. This feeling impels them to stick to their
tasks, while many men loaf time away with little feel
ing of obligation to the institution that gives, them
their opportunity and the parents who niake sacrifices
for their development.
Fifty years ago the women's colleges were few
and their student bddies small, but today they are a
tremendous power, for moulding life and opinion. " "
About now the family reunions begin, and the
relatives love each other tremendously after they have
had a. big. feed,
WINNIPEG, Man., , July 13. Veg
etarianism and the rigors of Sas-1
katchewan winters are not . com-1
patlble at least in the experience of
the Doukhobors, a religious - sect
whloh 'is planning to migrate to a
clime whose winter months can bet
ter be withstood without the aid
of animal fats.
- Peter Verlgln, whose official posi
tion with the Doukhobors Is presi
dent Of the Christian Community of
Universal Brotherhood, Limited, of
Verigin,; , Saskatchewan, is authority
for" the statement that the vegetar
ians have found the Saskatchewan
province winters too rigorous to be
withstood on their diet. Verigin
and E. Caskoff, manager of the
Doukhobor community, have gone
east ini search ' of a suitable tract,
probably In the fruit lands of the
province of Ontario, on which' to lo
cate their followers. ......
The leaders believe that the next
settlement of the Doukhobors, after
they have disposed of their Saskat
chewan property, will be in the vi
cinity of the Niagara peninsula,
where a Jam making industry prob
ably will be established, such as has
been successfully operated by,
Doukhobors at Brilliant, B. C.
'. Verigin pointed out that persons
who eat meat, perhaps use stimu
.lants, and find solace in smoking,
had found Saskatchewan s climate.
suitable, but that vegetarianism was
one of the important features of the
Doukhobor creed, and not to be al
tered because of climatic conditions.
The migration will affect 1,590 per
sons. - "'''
: . by arxrus
"Social graces are natural to wo
men'' Dr. . Cracer reflects, "but a
man never really shines in society.
unless he has a bald head," '
WALNUTS WORTH
MANY MILLIONS
LOS ANGELES, Calif., July 13.
Eleven million dollars worth of
walnuts and walnut ' by-products
were marketed during the 1922 sea
son by the California' .Walnut Grow
ors' association, according to a re
port presented at the organization's
annual meeting here. Handling an
output of 40,111,800 pounds In com
petition with 48,000,000 pounds of
consecutive year. Ralph McNee8
imported walnuts, the association
packed and shipped 80.2 per cent
of the entire California crop, the re
port stated. ;
The cost of marketing last year's
crop was 5 per cent of the open
ing price value. '
C. C. Teagne was re-elected presl
dent of the association for the 11th
vice-president, Cai'lylo Thorpe, gen
ernl manager, and W...T. Webber,
sales manager and secretary, were
also reelected.
COMING EVENTS
July 26-27 Visit of Ro- f
tary clubs of California and '
Oregon to Klamath palls and
f Crater lake.;.s,'
August 19.-r-Comrnnlty Pc"
ale -at Orator lake.'; ,
Once you're ! you wonder why
you hesitated so long before taking
the plunge. i i
The Office Cat
The modern system: They mar
ried and became acquainted.
The best way to find your miss
ing klnfolks Is to 'get rich.
The Monkey Glands
I keppa da monk and I playa dft
i'' org:i;.' 1
And I maka da plenty mon.
Pa monk do da dance and passa da
cup !
And maka da keeds da fun. '
WItouta da monk, 'I maka no Biz
And panic will come Instead. -
Oh, what will become of Italian boy
When all of da monks ees dead?
Set maka me sick by da heart to
': know ;
The'y cuta da monk for glands, .
And they will be after my monk,
".'-;',' too, - '..-'i ''.
Dees ees a heloya lands.
Oh, why 'not they carve up da hlp-
Popotr-r-vT. ' '",'"''
That mountains of flesh and bone
Da lion, da. snake or da elephant,
And leav-a da monk alone?
Da times will ; not be what they
used to is
WItouta no monk and cup;
My heart, she ees very sad today, ......
No song by da, nlghf J sung.
Oh, why should they kella my leetle
friend
To make da old man young?
Aunt Het Says: When pa says the
blessln' In a pale, and hesitatin'
way, I know his liver Is out of fix
or he's tired of sausage again."
sermons were . printed in this col
umn a lot of people would read
them. Wonder what he has against
the column to make It worse than It.
really Is now. ',
The girl who says she intends to
be an old maid Is merely trying to
get some boy' to coax, her to change
her mind. ' '
s Report ttyat Derapsejr-Glbbons mis
took their tight: for a non-stop dan
cing contest Is un,true. ' '
AT THE- LIBERTY
A production of more than ordi
nary Interest Is at the Liberty thea
tre today, It. Is called "Trooper
O'Noll," and the' star la Buck
Jones. A reviewer In another pity
says of tills film: "It Is a breath of.
the Canadian woodlands, When the
picture opens you are greeted by a
scene where snow-capped peaks
raise their crests, plumed with giant
pines. That Is the background for
a story which Is swift in action and
engrossing in theme, The beauty of
the settings 1b cleverly blended with
(be ever-Increasing charm of this
spirited romanoe. Situation' fol
lows situation Is rapidly Increasing
succession, to , the final stirring cli
max.' An rarely has a climax been
more powerful',!' ,v '
."Trooper"' ONell" Is today only.
PORTLAND,. July 13. Enact
ment by congress of uniform na
tional marriage and dlYorce lavs,
was recommended ' by a resolution
adopted today by the National Fed
eration of Business and Profession
al Women's clubs.
Kodak finishing at Stlnsop's. Stf
Advertising pays. Try it and see.
' "AT THE PIXE TREIT
:i What s 'n '."real man"? " .
Wimt' is a "gentleman", ' y
Tho'so'two1 terms are constantly ,n
use of tailnyV literature of reveraj
typos-" '" i ' j
" ' Jack London's famous novel jt
tlio prize ring',, , ''The Abysymal
Unite," .lias boon filmed and comes
to the. Pine "Tree theatre today and
Saturday as a Unlversal-Jcwol pll
clal 'production starring ltoglnald
Dennyt.'the.'liero ot "The Leather
l'upliqrs.":., ;Thls story has for Ijts
cluet malet-jjlijracter a young roan
who ib all that would bo calloil a
"real man.!' At the same time' he
Is coutreous, Intelligent and posses
sod of a refined nature. Vnt ho'' is
a prize fighter, versed In the rough
tactics of the ring and suppoBedlf
saturated with Its atmospher". . '
The heroine does not think so.
The. role is an exceptionally strong
one, played by Mabel Julienne Scott, .
an actress ot the highest renown.
One of the strongest casts seen in
any recent fllmplay supports Denny
In "Tne Abysmal' Brute" and In
cludes Mabel .Julienne Scott, Charles
French, Nell Craig, Irene Halaman,
Hayden Stevenson, David Torron'ce,
Buddy- Messenger, George Stewart,
Harry Man, Kid Wngner, Tom Mc-Guire'-
and-' others. "The Abysmal
Brute" ODens at the Pine Tree thea
tre' Friday atvt Saturday. ; . '';
Be careful what the parrot hears
while your wife's away.
Shelby has the fight bowl left, but
she can't eat put of It.
i '
A summer tourist Stopped long
enough to tell us our roads should
be made wider and shorter. ;
THE ICE COOLED THEATRE
Women will love him!
Men will envy him!
FRIDAY and SATURDAY
Married ball players seldom argue
with' umpires. They' have forgotten
how to ' argue. '.' " .-
It's a wise bootlegger that knows
his own booze.
. A wife will notice a blond hair on
her husband's coat and won't notice
a button off. , . ' "
World's champion pie eater haa
set a new, record,-: (Bet we know a
dozen kids who can beat him. - .
John D." Rockefeller never sold
a lubricant equal to ' "courtesy." .
Indian, upon hearing phonograph:
"Ugh, canned white man."
. Every actor believes in Coue's
theory "Every day I am getting,
better and better.":
,; Non Skid
Married: ; At the M. 13. parson
ago last Thursday evening, Miss An
nabels Skltldef nnd ' Charles E-.
Speeder Edgerton Neb., Gazette. ' '
About the best after , dinner Joke
one generally bears is the toastmns-
ter, :., -, '.'" '
' BandJtsfaro beating the authori
ties to jiie task "of, brealtlng iip the
auto roadside parties. v ! -
A preacher told us he thought it.
. Bartenders should make good um
pires. They are used to bottles.
Nights are getting too warm tor
two to sit In the same chair. . - ' -
Everything has its . place, . Files,
keep lots of people from Just sitting
around doing nothing, - ..; i -
Trouble with mixing business and
pleasure is you are liable to run out
of business. ' .
BRITISH EXPORTS TO" BRAZIL
XOV EXCI'TKD THOSE OF V. 8.
,RIO DE JANEIRO, July 13.
American exports to Brazil, accord
ing to figures published by the fed
eral department of commercial sta
tistics, were surpassed by British
shipments Jast year for the first
time 'since the beginning of the
war. The total value of American
exports to this country in 1922 was
aJmpHt equal 'to that' of the year be
fore1 hostilities began ip Europe, but
less than one-quarter .'.'of the , total
reached In the - high tl'dd'j year of
1920. '.;'. "
The reason for nils' tremendous
decrease In Brazlllap Imports . of
American 'products, accenting to
opinions expressed by business rep
resentatives here, are the unfavor
able exphange rntes , :On Brazilian
money,' the relatively higher cost of
doing business confronting Ameri
can exporters, and the general re
trenchnijQfnt tn Brazil.
The Abysmal
Brute
.- Her head said "Ifo"i
Her henrt said "Yes."
What happened?
Every itum feared' lilm!
Every woman idolized
' ; -,hlm! ' ; ; .
Why?
. Tlicy ' called lilm . woman.
shy.!. ' " ' -.
Vet be carried off the wo-
- uian he wanted!
Why?
She gave up everything to
K l(l the Abysmal
, lliuto '
Whs-?V v
Eddie Barry
Comedy
AT THE
LIBERTY
Orchestra Every Evening Hr. Harry Borel, Director
PLAYING TODAY
BUCK JONES 111 "" "'
"TROOPER Q'NEIL" .
A northwest Mounted Police story, teeming with action
' and Buck Jones at his best. '
Added Attraction Today Chapter Seven of "SPEED"
' ' Saturday
,. WILLIAM FARNUM In . ,
"DRAG HARLAN"
Sunday Only
: "SUZANNA"
' Starring MABEL NORMAND
Monday Special
, ' . "FLASHES OF ACTION"
. Official war" films taken by the United States .Army.
These actual battle scenes were made at Chateau ' '
.Thierry, Solssons,' Aisne Marne, St. Mlhlel and Meuse-
Argonne)' Those pictures are shown under the aus
pices of Klamath Post No.' 8, American ..Legion. We
are splitting the receipts with the iLeglon, boys. The .
pictures will be shown Monday only at;, the Liberty,
ana on Tuesday-at Chlloquln. v
HEALTH CLINIC
FOR UTAH TOTS
SALT LAKE CjTY, Utah, July 13.
r-Installatlori of .n child behavior
clinic. at tlio lrnlver.slty of Utah here
In the curing of mental and physical
detects, of 'children and to furnish
Instructions for teachers and social
workers Is proposed by civic workers
and department offlclnls of , the
school of education at the univer
sity, i : ' .
, Professor Milton Bennlon, head of
the department of edncutlon, declar
ed that such clinic would servo to
prevent childhood delinquency - and
... ' : '.'. .
would old ln"l)ettoring conditions for
children t'ot Ahe state, He added
that the ' clinic could be used for.
training of teachers and . welfare
workers who, 'are sent out in the
state tb handlo children.. , '
A (Sommlttee of five university
raculty members was appointed at a
recent, mooting tq arrange plans for
Installation of the cllrilc The com
mittee, it is 'said, will seek to 'ob
tain ''financial aid from one of the
largest endowment funds In the
hope of making .their plnn a reality.
, NOTICE '
If you havn anything to build get
Van, ho builds anything. , Phono
002-W, ;'' 8-i4 s.