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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALI.S, OREGON
iftiiiw. ii:h:mhi:u u, man
AT THE THEATRES
AT Till! PINT THIJi: ! Curcv. Ilimloii Hinvoinmi. William
Ail the InKicillont niTCussry to WW"!' 'l 'l'i'rt Kurlnmii.
llio miccosKtnl ronui nro to lo Tliu story Is from tin pen of
i rourul In llir OINcr Mnrosro liroiliie-i llnlpli t'timmtrn, mlai'tnit to tin
llon'ttt 'Amp's mill Hoso" jMifcii
tfnx Won AiunsMnX ' iuf?ntltuli
roronls evors-viii Tli jnlior ri&
crrin by A. r. viiificr. hmvm
lnon win tin' illroitrtr.
The Office Cat
UY JUN1UB
An Afilrnn Ail
To Mnlclnnn Wanted, experi
enced performer on HnnR-tnblo:
kiiDwIoilRQ or hnrmony not csacntlnl
Imt forro Is Imrortnnt. Apply nt
tliu lion t'ropon nnj tlnio nfter 23'i
o'clock. A vtBoroim operator on tlto
lilRstMoin fnrCnk mlfiht hIao 1k en
RWtnil, If mimcular. Ailrertldomrnt
In KiitniiRa (Congo) Journal.
Noal Unrliln nay tho cat mny
come lack, but tlto poker kitty 1
roiio forever.
Ar wo understand It, tho princi
pal rlinrgci against , proliltittlon Is
that'll makes It o illfflcult to got
n drink.
Alfred Collier pays the situation
Is'lirlclilenlnc n little, Krnnrc hasn't
threatened to withdraw from any
thing tills week.
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AT Tilt: STIIAMt
A riiRtsi'd romance of the (treat
Doutliwoit where Hulls were few nnd
harJy plonei'rn Journeyod via prMrlo
rrhunirr en route to tho Ridden
west Mnny lavle. btind ruiiin--d
tho vast territory nnd preyed on
lut wutium t'uttmit nedimpllsh In u
dm what men have fulled to do In
use. Mr. Kdlih Mltehell In mdng
to tlto rtktnhomu leRlsliitut'o to
woik nlde hy nldo with hhmi for
the KtentOHt Reed to tho k route Ht
nnml'er " Mrn. Mitchell was elect
ed In Noxemlier to tho lower homo
of this leRtMalnfo. tho flKt woinan
from In!' illMrlrl. " '
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"With wnnu'ii. tho totnporunci)
cause, homo nnd rhtld wolfnro nro
1'snUimiHit to nil idM'nnd It U well
understood where o nro on moral
iiuuillon." wii .Mr. Mitchell, In
I uiiiiiuiuK niuiii in uiu inMn in leg"
I Mtntlnu In wlilih tjlio'ls Intoreiititd.
j "We epct to litku nn backwatd
tep Wo nro tint radical. It I
.niui'iil lejm: many nn Unml- i h!tvo rtMy hohty It In nchoulK. Yon
grant train had been raided and , , u,Mat K. ,, ,,,,.
heir Mock run oft by thnm human tsli, am, t))), nl()ro eiuri0 ,,,
vulture., and "Won of the Pesos . ... ,.,., , ..., ...
i.-i.i 11 isibi. ..'! nut. ii niiin nil
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.. iiiMti i'i'iii. iniiiiiiH iii inn niiiiMim
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if aim doner
ttxichers.
temeil to bo the fnorlle haunt of the'
outlaws Knst of the I'eco.
order wan maintained hy iloiermlnivl j
nun win were often railed uprn to
piid nnd iiunllfled
xtend a hand -to the oppressed j "A the daughter of n farmer, the
West of the IVroi." that little rlv-' wlfo and sinter of lawyer, nnd tho
cr Mini widened Hit wn)xouth of ill! mother of children In public uiul
I'aso. Texas higher hi'IiooIk, I nhnll nlno Aiippnrl
I tiipanuret that will benefit farming
WILL WORK WITH jnd nil Imliutrle!.. Soldier boniM.
; it reviteit or new tMertlou law, nlm
pllflcatlon of court' procedure, free
text books and n law providing Hint
' niitomnhlle tnxe shall bo collected
and expended by cuuntlo rather
Y U.K. Okl.i . Dec 23 lieltev- than tin state, ore other pieces of
inp that the ttiten-sM of mc i wo Ii-khIm' ion that wilt recelvo my sup-
men and children aro mutual mid purr '
MEN TO CORRECT
LEGISLATIVE ERRORS,
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"I thought 1 a way I was dif
ferent from somo people," walls
Karl Smith, "hut I'm not. I bor
rowed a rouplo ot books from n
friend n long time ago, nnd thry
liavo not been returned yet."
A woman In long skirts bent n
short-skirted lass In n foot race,
says a report, but for real speed
we'll put our money on tho modem
hohhed-hair, aliort-sklrted flapper.
AV. A.,WleU says If all the bills
for keeping a used Tar In running
order were placed end to end they
wquld reach' front tho garage to the
poor house., '
Idttlo Wllllo Is becoming a cynic.
Ho says that tho thing a girl likes
best about n boy Is a sack ot gum
drops;
fitlngy'
Mrs Shortloy was discussing tho
latest fashions with a young lady
caller. '
"bid you say your husband was
food of tlioso clinging gowns. May?"
"Yes; ho likes ono to cling to me
for about throo years."
Just Think!
Luck never comes to a closed
door.
Llfo solves Its own rlddlos Its
own way.
Honesty Is a corking good police
man. Tho world Is upsIJo down half
tho'tlmo anyhow.
taken an Irish girl and n Jewish
laj and built around them a most
amusing scries of situations
The story of "Ahlo's Irish Hose'
Is a simple one but the manner of
Its telling and the mnny character
tyres are surh as to keep the fun
at the boiling point throughout the
three' nets.
ThH Moroco attraction has rap
tured threatro-Rt-ers In alt tho clllei
where It has been presented. Some
Idea ot tho popularity may be real
ised whcn.lt Is known that It had a
run at the Mcrnsco thentro for 40
weeks. It Is now In Its eleventh
month In New York at tho Itepuhllc
thentr ami-Its season there Is in Its
height. This comedy also rnn for
12 weeks Ins 'Ban Francisco at tho
Centryt)ian'tra.
Kvery membcr'ot the company has
4:en selected by reason of the dis
play of a certain type. Kach has
been chosen by Oliver Morosco, and
the result Is as gooj nn ensemble
ot character players as has over
been s;en here. In the east ore
Harry 0. Keenam Philip Ityder, Sid
ney Franklin, Helen Grossman, Hil
ly Fay, Chrystlnc Francis, Harold
Shubert, Jack Franks and a host
of beautiful bridesmaids,
Abie's Irish Hojo" wilt bo tho at
traction nt the Pine Treo theatre. ij
next Sunday nnd Monday. A special
matinee will bo given on .S'ew Year's
day.
Thcodoro Casn says tho trouble
With n girl throwing hurselt at a
innii, Is n!o has to pick herself up
nftorward.
Playing At The Liberty
i:nv.iti (hoot) (iiiiMi.v in
"The Lone Hand"
FAKED ANTIQUES IN
LONDON SHOPS
t.OKJ)t)N, Dee. ail.-Tlio meth
ods by Hhlrh thousands (it persons
,iio ehonted nniiunlly throURh (ho
salo by dOiiloiR ot uiitlutiu .,fuiull)iro.
draperies it ml porcelain which nro
''fnkod," wi;ro shown recently when
ii n mill'iiio dealer was brought Into
court charged with fraud. (
Dining tin)- Itlnl It wm declared
that ilonrrrs sell Hhhiki.uIk of,
pounds worth of nuthiura eery
year to Ameilrnii tnurlsis vtnltltig ,
UiirIiiiiiI. ami that probably less
than five per rent ot tho purchnnes
are real.
The methods of the milium) do.il
ers In fnMiiR their wares lire car
ried out so skillfully that tho -.x '
liorts (ilfler wldel) In theli ni'ln
Ion of many of tho pieces brought
Into eoutt. The fnorlti system of
the crooked dealer Is to obtain a
genuine, nntlnuo of n certain period,
tor Instance, n vhalr. Thin he will
take apart, nnd reconstruct n mini
her n f new chairs of tho same de
sign, each olio containing n section
of the original chair. It was s'kiwii ,
during tho hearing that nn iititiiiue
j beditiviil had been taken to peters,
land that tweUe dupllrntes fash
j toned in nrcordance with this - 1
tern has sold for K'.OOO each. '
In fuklng china the witrk mor
, difficult. Hero tho dealer must
! tnuke copies conforming minutely
o the- original and hearing the
' maker's signature. This reiiulre u
skill with 11 few person pomn'" i m
adays. nnd which easily baffles tho
experts.
It Is estlmnted that flO pr rent
of the antiques now hr-Jng ahown
1 In London nro not what thev nro
represented to be
.mum, w, i:. itoimiTT ihi.h
WOODLAND. Citlir. Dec. Uft.
Mrs. W. K. lliihhlll, wlfo uf I ho pus
tor of the t'hil-ittltii ehiinh, died
Tuesday, the lesllll of li'Olll pnlsoii-
inc. Deceit-led was n iuiil of lown
lltliiiiiime Is llllH
"Hay, Mill. 'UI ought In Itm'H
jour uiiriiilus pulled down. I saw
you hissing our wlfo last nighl."
I mil That's ono mi oiii I was
j down at the Arcniln bowling hist
g, neeeaneil was n iuiii of low a ; K,,
and II )eius nf ngo. I'he fiiiieinl .i. .
wai linld Wednesdii) I A dver Using pays. Try It nnj sen
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TODAY and SATURDAY
Her Aid WSfWilJi f
A
tlniinatie titory nf n gul"' . iranKcut bnrKiiin with
a man for ()n- Yi-ai IlappiiU't-K
Comody "Her Nilro Knight"
Select News Goldwvn Graphic
Sundv Mnlinee 1:30-7:00 p. in.
"NICE PEOPLE"
Wallace Rcid and Bcbc Drtnicln
"ABIE'S IRISH ROSE"
Sunday, New Year' Eve, at 0:00 p. m.
Monday Matinee ?..30 p. in
Monday Evunintj 8:30 p. in.
Mnijorli- llntv
llie emv ruiiiilrj-
iiikh( Hoot in tliU flue stoiy of
-n n-nl lliilller.
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SATl'IID.W ll.lflltV I'AltKY In
"Sure Shot Morgan"
Ii ii i u M s swisi ! 1 1 ii ijMEt7rfMia'M!l"''ls''s'r''sijwiriii msn
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"?itM.lY Th,. I'f.ttire MiiCllinrellt
uVHi:ilK IS MY WAXDKItlX J HOY'
If your wlfo Is a light sleopcr, it
Is Just ns well to keep her In the
dark, gargles Hoy Nelson.
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Caution says:
"I'm bringing
homo tho bacon." Carelessness says:
'Tp bringing homo tho nchln'."
There will only bo two styles In
bathing suits next summer; tho;ie
sultahlo for stout women ovor CO,
nnd. those suitable for denunciation
from tho pulpit.
WOOD
The winter storms of the
last month have caused our
stock of wood to shrink per
ceptibly. We are filling or-1
ders promptly on
DRY SLABS OR LIMBS
Shipments of Tamarack
and Body Wood in a few
days.
at tiii: LimatTY
Scenes ot resplendent beauty min
gle with many of dramatic -Intwaslty
In "Tho Loan Hand." tho I'nlvorsali
attraction starring Kdward "Iloot"
Rlbson, which comus to tho Liberty
theatre today.
In the subterranean darkness nf a
deserted mine scenes of a torrential ,
tlood wcro takun. William Welsh,
who plays tho part of n miserly
minor, utmost gavo his llfo as his,
contribution to this stirring scene.
Tim flrir.il H-itnK (if I hi. llll.ln rero'
opened while Welsh lay prono on I
tho floor of tho shaft. Tons .f
water enmo pouring In from an
opening overhead. Hy tho time
"Hoot" (ilbson camo to his uld thoj
water had risen almost celling high,
leaving a bare six Inches of breath
ing space. Tho two battled against
tho onrushlng torrent, uioru often
under water than above. As a result
of the wetting and exposure. WoUh
contracted a suvcro bronchial attack
and was compelled to remain Iliac
tlvo for moro than two weeks.
Rlbson is supported by a brilliant
cast Jn "Tho I-ono Hand." Marjorlu
Daw has tho leading femlulno rolo
while othors with Important parts
ure Helon Holmes, Jack Pratt,' J fin
TONIGHT AT THE
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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
"Whoopee!" "Let 'er Buck!"
Western Night Two Big Western Features and
New Year's Country Store Tonight
Prizes jIven away tonight at 9:15: Two' Turkeys,
two Chickens, two boxes Chocolates, Plum Pudding,
Cedar Chest, box Crackers and others; and
Snappy, Peppy 100 per cent Western Features
NEAL HART
IN
"WEST OF THE PECOS"
Mmle in llitllenrt of 'IVvjim
Riding, Shooting and Fighting galore, and
"MISS ARIZONA"
100 per cent Western, with action that will make
you hold onto your seat. Also
VAUDEVILLE MOVIES
Show Starts at 6:15
'Don't miss this Double Feature Western Bill. It's.
a Bear
TWO DAYS ONLY
SUNDAY
December 31
MONDAY
January 1st.
(New Year's Eve) (New Year's Day)
Special Matinee New Year's Day
(Curtain New Year's Eve at 9 p. in.)
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Gala Holiday Attraction
OLIVER MOROSCO (Morosco Holding Co., Inc.)
Presents
A GALE OF LAUGHTER
ABIE'S
IRIS
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THE IRISH-HEBREW M1RTHQUAKE
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NOT A MOTION PICTURE
THE SAME CAST AND PRODUCTION THAT
APPEARED AT THE CENTURY THEATRE,
SAN FRANCISCO
SEATS ON SALE FRIDAY AT 11 A. M.
PRICES $1.50, $2.00; Logos, $2.25
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