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BY JON1CB
uiMurs .WOTllKlt
Of nil thp niilancrs of tho day,
Tim self Mlylcil poet, has full sway,
A bore lo tho editor, also the peo
ple. Whether In the street, or under tho
steeple.
I cot In tho gamo about two years
oro.
And fortunately for all I went
slow,
Hut. had I any senso, I wouldn't yet
bo In If.
As la tho first effort, I reached my
limit.
And tow contrast without false show.
Yourfattentlon Is called, to "Ilo
Good Hoy Jpe."
Tho sentiment of which Is ringing In
my ears.
And with difficulty, I suppress the
tears,
As memory reverts to my good moth
er, Who lclwed "Oood-byo" to myself
and clsht others.
Ilest wishes to many, arid malice to
ward nono,
I am quitting tuppnrao where I bo
Run r.ist four-score and flro, I wilt stop
tho rhymo.
And exhaust my energy putting In
time.
IJrother Johnslng says: "A man
hain't get no right to kick about
luck. All ho's got to do is to spit on
his hands and ray 'Sir' to tho gang
boss."
Henry Oerbcr admits that he caVt
help but admlro mother loro after
looking nt his picture, taken at. the
ago oll yearn.
OolnR Well
"A good many confidence, men call
on Undo Tobo Snarl."
"Yes, but ho's slow about dicker
ing. Meanwhile ho furnishes them
with country board at a good price."
Ikey could not learn to subtract,
to tbo teacher put this practical
problem to htm:
"If Ikey had eight pennies and
lost three of them, how many pen
nies would Ikey have left?"
'For why should Ikey lose thrco
pennies?" camo bark the prompt ro
piy. ,
A woman who stt out to reduco by
walklag from Hoiton In I.os Angeles
has ghen up the trip In New Mexico
on' account of blistered feet. Dons
anyone ever seriously liopo to mak
such n long trip as that without tire
troublo?
Objection Kuitnlnril
.,VIfe "If my husba)id tries to
kiss you, truant you to scream, un
derstand?" New Maid "Havo n heart, laJy!
That's what your last maid did, and
you fired her."
No wonder aomo women treat
tliolr husbands lllto dogs, because
they are growling about all of the
tlnio.
Dig saving on diamonds, watches.
Jewelry and everything. WJntora'
Jewelry Salo. 18-20
Iluy your Xnus felt slippers at
l.'mlnrs H-20
YOUR WINTER'S
WOOD
should have your attention.
Cool weather and storms
force prices up.
Our fuel is the best, our
prices are right on Slab,
Blocks," Body and Tama,
oick. " '
Your business is solicited.
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Tin: Mitr.iiTV
After Kclw.inl doo, director of
"The IVodlral Judge,'tho big xpee
lal production, which will be shown
I at tho Liberty theater again tonight
' had thumbed over counties histori
cal "novels' In soyvh of n Mtrolsslppl
rlior keel. boat of tho 1S40 type, lie
rccoluni word Hint a real keel boat
which had been laid p lSJt? had
bee.t located at n point on the Ohio
river. Ilo Immediately entered Into
negotiations for tho purchase, of tho
bnit, but was disappointed to learn
that It wan In such n erudition that
It could not possibly be moved Mr
Jose mudo n special trip to the town
.named, photographed the cruft and
then httl built an exact duplicate of
It up In Cannda, where the scenes
were filmed.
Tho beat was launched in the St
I-aw-rence. and for tho thrilling
scenes It was ro;t down through Ce
dar HapiJs, onu of the most danger
ous bodies of water In the north
TI;o current flows nt the rnto of 3."
miles nn hour.
The production Is record slie and
follows cloicly the famous novel b
Vaughan Keeter.'whlch waa ou of
the brat sellers a few years ago.
Jean Palp of "Ill.ick lleauty"
fa mo pla)-s the stellar role In th f
picture.
atsrgiiaagas!ga.ujiug5aKCT3 piTTSnilRP. C.CiAC.M TO
I REMAIN ON COAST
Playing At The Liberty
YtMcrtlit) wii told joii of n iiir iitnri '
"The Prodigal Judge"
mill nflci "ivIiik It lust cu-itlug , until In lepiiit Hint
It N really uoitliwti'lr. IliU evening "III M'o ttic fliuit
pioetitntlon tif one of the W'M exitmplc of llu hIIciiI
ilr.tnm.
THURSDAY
Hmn Miulull Vuuit;; Stalling lit
"CHARGE IT"
, cluer Mu ti.ieil mi tlu etll of tim inititi riHIt,
I STANl'Olll) I'NIVKUHITY. t'nl ,
lw. 20 'tlloiiu Wnnirr, I'nlsernlty
of l'lltoliurg fiHitliall roach, will
lonmln on Mm Pacific ro'ist fur' sov-
ui .11 iiHiutbs after lit team pltis
.Stanford I'nhor.Mly Itmn lice, no
Wmuer will take elm? go of uprlng
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I ItMIIIMII IM.UMH mill mil It'lillil 11'
Pllt III till' miinmitr.
Wntiior Is. In become coach nt
tnnfniil In 1020 when his Pltl
ennliirei expires.
Masonic and Eastern Star
CHRISTMAS TREE AT MASONIC HALL
l :30 P. ML Friday Evening,
Dec. 22, 1922.
All Mason n, Enalcrn Stnrn nnd tltuh
familicii cordially invited.
I'vnrt IMni? rnilnni'it frnm ?l) tt !irt
'per cent. WlntiirV Jewelr) Sub"
I in
Currln' will dUlrlbnlii Hielr fa
iiiiuu wentlier cli.ut uilmidHrs next
iliii'jnlas Ailull.i mil' t urri i
I'or lirugH ? ,
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MoMo patrons of this city will
hao an oppcrtunlty of seeing Iicre
Castle on tho screen for the first
time In moro than two jears, when
Aer latent production. 'French
Heels", comes to the Strand theatre
insight.
'Trench Heels" Is modern love ,
Story written by Clarence BuJdlng-
ton Kelland nnd dlrecteJ by Kdwln '
L. Hcllywood. It Is released by W, '
W HoJkinson aad Is said to be one
of the most cntortalnlng productions
of tho season. Tbo Now York no
tleci have been very complimentary
and local picture patroas may anti
cipate something delightfully rater
talnlng after the recent deluge of
sex-problem plays with which the
theatres of the country havo been
flooded. i
Tho story of "French Heels" con
cerns tho ndvoatures of a young girl
who is forced to earn her own liv
ing. Sho becomcr a i horus girl In a
llroidway cabaret apti soon is the
talk of tho town, fhen she meets
"tho man" and the svtpry really be
gins. '
IMXK THKi:
A loro that was hate and a tcrrlblu
beta that vai love is tho themo of
"Dllad Hcartk", at tho Pine Trco
Thursday, throughout which Hobart
Dnsworth dvtfrts the suffering of a
strong niun, whoso misery kacw nc
bounds, found no ezpntsion, until
tho lot 6 that was bate was shorn of
Its sinister apparel and revealed a
man who, at last, had focsd com
plete expression In'lovo.
It Is a role which Bcsworth has
not attempted beforo and stands an
a further tent to this mnn's rcmark
ablo ublllty. I.Ittlo tnoro can be
said of Hosworth than Is already
knowr, appreciated aad admired
and lin is surrounded by no mean
talents, being lhoo of Madgo Ilell
amy,' Ilaymond Mclfeo, Wailo Uote
ler, William Conltlln, I.ulu Warrw-ton-,
Ircno Dlackwell, Collctto Forbes
nnd Henry Hobcrt. Tho story Is by
Kmtllo Johnson.
"Illlnd Hearts" carries ona from
tho hushed atmoiphcro of thu thea
tro to the bllndrng. biting northland
that Is engaged In battle with two
sons of power, who arc braving tho!
fiirlea of that country so that tney
can bring homo to their brides tho
wealth with which that country
abound'.
TONIGHT AT THE
STRAND
" Benefit Industrial Workers of the World
Chrutmas 'Fund.
Ircr.e Cnstlc In
"FRENCH HEELS"
Miss Castle wears a $lu,000 wardrobe in this jic
ture, wonderful dancing. l
ALSO GOOD COMEDY
Show Stnris 6:15 P. M.
SUNDAY SHOW
PiSTPi
Tl e Picture C'luv'-lo
fnmi
W:ihlHKton
lit lux's
The Legend of
Sleepy Hollow'
SPKtlAIi IIILOItKN'K
MATIXHK
HATntPAV
1:00 P. .M.
to ci:nts
rwM
Get Busy
Tomorrow I
The KoliWr Amnnuiic fer
Clinlm! I Uctnc biiht
wherever 'eiijnt it l'.lotn:
pontrtoliclp viih the houie
uctk and the ilium.
Juit our Kotilcr Auto,
liij.ic at vknik. It't a wonder.
Cites 'ou III) volt "ill) rice
trict'," jn,l lutt (if it. I jiil i
rirmae tuttcrv bother, limit
ami luckcil by a 1'itm with
ffiy tears of nualit) minu.
factitrlni; anJ tqturc dealing
Uliiml it.
We'll sell )ui lour Kohler
Autimatic on eaiy naymemi.
, Think it over toniQht anJ get
jji) tomottowl
G. C. LORENZ
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Supper 50c
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Thursday
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A great drama of
love and hatred and
the great Frozen
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Vliocolatcs which please one of
your friends will not plpnjc another.
Thnt'a why you mny chooir from sev
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tire nsortments of chocol.ilrs with
luscious, juicy hits of fruit or riih,
smooth, cream centers. Crisp ulmonds
orpeenns chocolntc covered. Chewy
cnrurriels or nougnta. I loney chips. .
Thomscn'al !' n nnmo to nssociitto
nlwnyj with friendship.
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