1 IW . I ' ATlifc h. i umv The Office Cat Usny On I'nntH I'nntii nra made for mn anil not tor women. Women nra made for men ami not for pnnt. When n man pants for a woman nml a xvenun Jtfll P:lnt,, for a "m,, iat nakc a pair j nenpolls. xxhere they boxed n dr.xxv. 1 of pant. I anj tint jear Mtki xxas avnrdiM n j rants npj like molasses; they are' deelMrn In New York on n foul. ' thinner In hot weather and thicker, n0th nHn havo proxed their rlnht I i " In cold xveather. 1 U i)t considered among tho le.xderi 1 Thero has been much discussion ! n their claM. 5lbbon rernrd r- as to whether punts Is singular or hows u bun string of kaoekoiitt, . plural. Seems to im that when men! which terminated xxhen he met liar-1 I wear pants It Is plural, and xxhcn4r. tircb In New York and xxas out-1 thoy don't wear pants It I slnpular. If you xvant to make tho pants last, make tho coat first. The life nf n J.'. Mil Is slid to be I about 10 month, hut xxo have never knoxxn any of ours to last that lonB. I TIIK KAMII.V ClltCI.i: Mother shn works In tho kitchen She hustles and hakes tho pie. Hhix labors, to xx'ash the dishes. And xvlth patlonco site drives out tho files. Dad I tell you works very little, - Ho plays and fiddles for cln. The trp of his dome, li bald-headed, I Hair Is misting on upper rim. Sitter Is a lively old cricket Stio makes all the dollars and tin, I cyl'Sho xx-nrkn with a rush, who would think It. ' Sho simply wlRglcs her chin. ( llrotlisr Is a long lcRneJ scoundrel, ija Ho pulfs clnarettes fcr fun Ho novcr Ret doxxn ti1ard labor For that's xxhero tho honcr Is wot.. Now Jack ts tho dos on thn doorstep Ho h sleepy and tired of Ufa; Ho has given up huntlac for ever. There aro"too many slumps In tho strife. For me, Icaa sc no real reason. Why I should stick nrnuud on tho Jobf For sister Is the floxxcr of the house hold. I am Kettlnjj. u!to tired of her cob. Fcc-:le who ore not wllllnn to con tltlcr Hie judgment of others are not likely to mako kmhI ludcrn, comments Chas. Darnell. Fyd Kvuits says the flapper and her goloshes xxill kIvo way this win . "tor to the strutter and her booti. Though wdvo moved ahead from oxcarts to motor-cars since the Civil War, yet xxo can't seem to train the old-tlmo darky to carry n safety ra tor. C. A. .lendcrson saxs n man may 1 rJttr ttow "l0 xorlil. and be ' stranger to hlmtolf. 11 total "I guess my daughter has taken course In housekeeping at college," "Helif "Sho wrltci that hIio Is on tho scrub team," said her fuller, n barber. A kocJ many men still go on the theory that taking ndxnnlago of op portunity means taking ndxiiutnco of tho' other fellow. Crater Lake pictures make good Christmas presents. Our 1 1 no Is complete. Sttnson I'lmto Simp 12-15 m Modorn store, gr-od servlco, qual ity drugs. Currln's For Drugs. 13 YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should have your attention. Cool weather and storms force prices up. Our fuel is the best, our prices are right on Slab, Blocks, Body and Tama oick. Your business is solicited. ST. I'Al'li, Minn , Dec tl Toin-' my Gibbon and Hilly Mlske. St j Paul's leading hiavyxx eight boxer xvill meet for th tilth lime xvjien they enter the ring heo Kilday In .1 , tun roximl bout, xxhhMi a wtpectnl definitely tn eliminate one from the championship running Hlvatry tictxxcen Jlho txxo men 'dates from their early jenrt in bnv ' j Ing. In 191-1. the lnlr met at Hud . soa, Wis. xvhero Mlski xxa bully outpointed by (llbbon. Again In 191., Gibbons proxed his ml v.uit a tr over Mlsko In n St. I'.xul ring, win. nlng both bouts on nexxspaper de I clsion. ' , KourVvear Inter they met In Mln pointed. . CrllUs attributed his downfall to his condition, x.'hlch xxax! J ., . . , . ,,' .11,1 said to have bean too fine, and hi ' desire 10 land a knockout punch. Mlske. HI for ntontti. came baek 1 0,BU,r" mm""' a- """ ""' """" t0 brS,pr "' '" " ! pusches hnxe poxver In them which ... ..... 1 ,. .- .., 1 ' . i.jiI'Imi. ti.fiwritn.lv St. til lilj ft.. w .1 IMWn.ltl, iiiiiiuuDij ...in .11- i.t'-t Ins ha been much better 111 abll Ity to take punlhment hni been de- moiMtratcd mnuy times, and the only adx-rntaso (llbbons is glxon over hl fellow toxvnsman Is In boxtnK ability. Ilcforo Gibbons bcRsti trylus for knockouts, he xx-as reooEnlxcd ns the leadlnc boxer In his itlxlalou. Ilnxv-1 WANTED Ily competent bonkkeep eer, he lacked a punch, nnd in tie. ' - er and stcncRrnplier. srt of bcoks voloplnc It. seems to lmvu kst much! of hla flashy stylo, moitly because ho 1 "set" to dcllxer n hard bloxv at all time. Langlols, In northern Curry coua- ty, now supplied with electric pow-1 er. I - i Truth: nil truth: thats the xvay our ads read. Currln's For Drugs 13 ' Hclo !ymr.nlum completed. " Huy your Ninas fell clipper nt Endcra. H - 20 - m J'artland Nexv Chapma.i school to bo absolutely fireproof. . ' Twelve Ftlnson portraits solve twelve Christmns problems. 12-15 Eugene Construction of 125.000 storage xxarehouie con.mencoi,. Kodaks for gifts, (lenulne Hast- man machines. Currln's For Drugs 13 beauty P-ride UVV" t " SBEt 'Fvr'r K 'lx MHllillE?HK' nft- A BBCwlilBHf'. 2"i--l RPffiflEIBPr r 9Ef-FnHinl 1 cH3flnWBr fHHfli t (:H!ePiVV-,W i HHHHBkv3MHv c tir 'Rf iPf JB"r Hsy!B!' 'HB Judflng from her picture, one of tho thlr.es that inn't rotten in Don mark is Certlo 2Jay, Ucnnurl.'a must btr.utlful moving' picture actress j who is making her first trip to America. Sbo xvill arrive at Christmas, DOINGS OF THE DUFFS until nAimii te r.nrv, iSpsie nii! T myif lMI'IH, ir vryw wrfn&.J GOING OUT SOME PtACE AFTER DIMMER. iniJ LVtHINI I VIHH I IUV IU HIM- I'LL PUT VOOR HAT AMP HERE OH THE STAIRS AU0 THEM OIJ AMD MAKE HIM Y0U WITH HIM - DO VOO UW0CB5TANP? , Well, Welt 'it ' J& -.&$ .-w. u Will xx-ondcrs never ccata or has Connlo Mack Bono mad'' It's hard to twllexe. liut tho lanky manager of ho MMtllca laM jusl ,iartca m, j;p,ooo for thii luch-prlcca i.Iaxer Sammy Hale, tblrd ban- man of tho Portland team of tho l'acino Ceawt Lt-asue Hilc batted fur .305 last )car. NEW TODAY "' " - "'" " , ' au , '" i fi'JT. tr..nii ..i.ii. .. .... 1 for return I'lione Herald office or 390J I'.lil " "" """ '."ntr. "rli til iln itltrlnif inirn hnttftf Addret jnox net. ! ll-ie 'WANTKO Chambermaid", Washing I ton hotel 14-1; LOST From I'uckett Hro. camp "oao brown mare, 5 years old, branded Alt connected on left shoulder, roached main, itosanl. 11. .M. Uscby. Washington Hotel. H-1C , OIlDKIt YOL'U Christmas trees car-J ly. ana Dy sum jou liaxo one II U. .McLane. l'hoitci 339K. ! iYOUNU I.ADY would like typing on , general office, xrork. llox U Her- ,ald office. x 11-tC I ' FOIt SAl.U !oifen Seabright Han- , ',?"" JJ'-!!or,',ftU,,rc'i,,0crm"ili . Holler canaries l'hone jD5 or call at 213 Cedar St.. Klamath Fails Ore. H-16 1 LOST Flesh color Phoenix xest and bloomers. I'hcne 350 U-16 I ,.().STI)elW(,en Klnmntli Fulls un.l Keno, suitcase with lady's c'oth- ing Finder please leave nt Klamuth ' Fulls Music House, Ctli St Hexvnrd. ( It-1H of Denmark o . IjV Wilt tV ? COAT RIGHT Wt'i VCU POT TAKE TIU M T7ZT? ( s .. 7 . 'trf! z--".. . . . ... .. . V-w i 1 sST?X f s. v )ll I H-lcN.OH.HELEM! ' "VW "uw uoicn.wnnv- v mcfism -7- - -. 1 VJEIL COME PARunG 1I? I'M 60JMS OUT FOR. ) y' v ' t,f. J. VOU CAM'T GO WT DAPOV ) " -A? ( AVJ HE VOU0nt.( MOTHER WILL TAN.G J" -v-,. ( I'M GOIHG WITH J "I J.ITTLE OoV AND PADDY U VWAMWA ) -r-it fa lS-f (, J' f f I VOU. I'AM J "K WILL UO -OMETHIIO V O.O' S V N ' UHJ. V . - , - P a V . -" X ll cnnVniil Xo i-S-- -' I U f.'VF v 7 .'"jws- uri ts . i&n. b y v-i.u,M. w, Few y-s--Trrjs an . n --, m. - r r S'J jf 1 W . . I wi ,ww, . - - 1 - 1 V.JH THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON ' I I I II II II I -. r AT THE Till: SlltWU j Joseph J. Poxvllnn. "tlio Mlinelo ,. , ,, ,. ... , ... ,..., Mit n of the Hcieen nml one of lli"i I foieimul clinimler nclnM el today, I heads thn nll-iliir east f "The Kii-' tucky Colonel," the uuxxcsl llodMli-, son rrlo.iM' xxhleli xvill Im lixxn nl ' the Slraid theatre tonight DoxxUiik. xx tin Itni had 11 lrnB mid f splendid sereen" career. ml xvlipto trulv xvnuderful Impersonation of the I'atrlnirli In The Mhnolo Mnu" , rr-nl.l rnmmnll ..f Hie CI,.PI ell- thilHltiMii nxor the etitli" emiiltrv, do- flare that hla role . f "folouel lie., ImltiKU-n O.bury." (he n illmit old . Kentucky Colonnl from xvhom tlv ! ! Photo-lay lokes li mime. i:lvos him Inn exeu r.renter opi.orlunliy furl I rlmr.i. lerlratl. t. Thl. enniliiK trnm' xne of the nble.t nelor of the diiv. ! should mran somelhliiB And u 1.1 - 1 .i.,.i wl.i.n vim the Kerturky Colonel on xxl'.l seo one rt the most nppeallui: tlKiire In Phnt..pl MMory n fiR-iro that jowi,IVM lln '" Ma reputatlo.. In -xorv iill iiexer MrKut. j foot f him. ' As the eoiirtoou old fashioned " I'cul Or .Mho H the ihlrd .L iKcntlomnn renrx-jeiitativn of the dih.!1""' "' rlo of six l.iu 11 .1. r.i found hi xx- the .Mason-Dlxon Due, tminw that Jack lloMe I i.i.ikl...: 1 DmyII-is Is Inlmltabl.x. In hoih roni-1 '" I'" Krwl su. es in ti.i ,eily and trapedy he U "anally r.m. 1 ,u,urr- " torl Uni M irln S.iN xinrl.iK. Wliether shoun 11 tho ' ,,,,l"u'rt J"rk l'"'" ' ' ' '"'' 'miiIIUib klcdly old man xlltpeiiBliiK th,v l,',"'r- I hospitality uud the uexer-to-b.i.ror- j I gotten mint jutt (rom -the cool I j white tntnei of his old Ccdoiilnl . home, or n the man xxho. xxroiiKt) ncrued by tils hovbord rhlim, e'td I Idrlxeu from that sumo boloxed hiime ! I bn kea xxlth nrlef nml sorrnxx'. ihli splendid neior come, up to the l.lKh- en exprctatlous. t'l.si: Tin:r. A striking iample of Marshall Nellan's xersatllity In pretentlng 1:1 the screen adythlng from light rom inly t( hcaxy melodrama will be seen In "Fouls First," a First .National attraction xxhleh starts u txxo day engagement nt tho l'lne Tree il en tre Friday. There Is no duadly sameness In thn productions xxhleh emanate from till', dfrectcr' studios, one nlxxays as .nrcd of something nexv if it hears "-"l&v ' M Cl.ttVi'-ixI-r S-r -ruU Jlnt i-:lic Mamhat Nullnti trademark Karh ' siicceo ling piituro rn.-italni :noxn I tiona In dlrretlnn, nettli and 11c j lion, u.nd rox'olntlonnry inethodi of ' photography and k'clinl im- This Is trii'i especially ff "F ols 1 Flrrt." It cutitalns nno of tlm moAt original storlou iLjius ever bun nur liluisiire to sro on tho screen, nnd It has been produied In tiurh 11 manlT--y manner that II intrigue thn ob-BL-rxer und holds his nllcntii ixith , : nt liitori iiiillnn , WIiIId 1 lie characters In the iory aro chiefly ilo.iUimg of Dm uinlur l .vurlil, Nrltin has made liiiiiian be 1 t:igj of th"M. mid us n muill thum j li 11 iiuiiirnliiOK In tdo iirtliiu Hint I (.onvliu Inc. Iheru li 11 reason for everything, and logic hau not Im-hii K.-icrUUi'd fir tho bake of a punch ora thrill. Hut the produitlon Is filled xvlth lerrlflu HUiiponxo Hint the spectator grips tho arm of his chair Willi tensity. All In nil, "I'nola Flrr.t" Is thn l'l of picture wlilc li Is worthy of that itlt-Inrliitilve ii.iiiin "imiertnlnlng " Nrllan has iilven further exldutice of EI& " M tK'VT' fetv S Helen's Plan Fizzles ) A LITTLE WHILE' If1 ..I X " ( ,Ht linn OU &UUAX.IS J V J. AKK MB ! ? k. I. Iy.tt7n. DADDV! A .,1 THE HOUSE LIKE A GOOD )T BUT l -TAKBME! AjA, VOL. OUT !' THEATRES JH ueiilu-i in sell (linn the en a I xxhleh lix'ludri Clnlio WIhiIhi r. Claude nil , IIiirxx ntcr 11ml Ulehurd ll , 1-uols Mral"'ls 11 Idetid 1 f perfect fy lftlfpf, IU11(, m ( netinn, . ,,...,,.,,. I III. 1.1111.11 II V" " " I'ler will I .. '',, '" l'"'"rl- Tlienlio l..itux ' ,,lt, 8,"", 1'letuie Juel. Ilnle ,""1 Ma1,1" "li" i" i.'f". '"1 Hi" WW UlllOll -IVnd OS. AIIVK ' .lark llnxlo xxho In ofleii Vi terri'd It - '" "' "" oxn 01 me sueeii ua-x " l'-r " P.)l" HiU piefn... and ,,, lw ,l'-',,l- supported In Mirm s1',. 8I,P J"1 " Irti t .. k n. ,,PU,r ,,s sl,' w" "' J-",k """ ' laM 'orlnl ",niuuder Hull J a.-1, sl' ra ,'l'lt, 1"'r," ('" ' """ " lill. "l Jo 0IUI1.. munis 1I1.1! mx ....."""" u.ij ii-innTi-ii It IIM Ill the movies, ai xxell n ntiy m.i'i i' '!( lloxlu Is pictured .1 a bin linn tint COMING EVENTS 1 1 dnjs until Christ ma Urieniber IIP. Catlml fair, l.)ieum Hull Detember I " It.i.k.-il. ill Ulnin it h gniiii--- Merrill xi high school. December IS - Illustrate! lectuni on Art InMlnite of Chi en go Woman's I.lbrury club December 10 - Hrhool man- ual Training and I)omtlc Hclenco llaiaar. December 20 Chamber of Commerri" Forum December H-1S The High school musical ierformancn nt I'lao Trco theatre. December 13 American t.eglnn anuuil cKttiuu. Hjuicial feature nt f.yceiim llli.iar light (hiekeii l.unrh from 12 11 clock on Friday nnd Saturday. II m Currlu null giinulne I'yrnlln Iv or) .HIiiKln I'l'iii nnd i-k A Kill tit please many 13 Babe and Baby "Old; on tho farm In Rudbury, Mass., Ttabo Ituth b) working Ilia n Trojan to gut into condition In orCer to icguln his batting tronr tuxt season. Hcru Is llabo giving llttlo Dorothy Jtutli a rldu in 11 xvhcelbarroxv. -- m U (ft 1 BH I 1 tTiarjsaHaBMi ANNUAL LYCEUM I1A7.AAR nl LYCEUM HALL December 14, IB, ami 1G S1.111I11K U I p. m. IIiiiimIiix. eliMlnu Siiiiml.ij iiljtlil. !" ' h'ImIIom of ClilMlimx (IimmIm rnuil xxlilili l Inner- Itlllt. fur me ". xiiiiueit unit ihllilivn, l.nti iliilmiii'iil emli txenlim nl H 11 in Mulil IiiiiiIi nml ptobnbl) InfiiiniMl ilaini', I'liieeeiN n to Mnenil lli'iilt .uiib lilj Jllllldlnit I'nuil. 'I lie paliiinnKe i'l (be piiblli' I liixfli'it. YOUR MONEY'S WORTH GUARANTEED. MnBrggTOJgWH&KMVi ,IW III .TAjMix-s- -.rr.vi.'wr Playing M Wiiiinl xifl ' ikn niiiilhel If mi xveiK thoioiiKhly did In "DEAD The big xxetlern fxnlure pbixlng Indax A real story lilul.. this an iniilsiiiill) liiieii'Stlug 1 utnitnllillli'lit, FRIDAY Potor H. ICyne's grenlnst story "The Long Clinnro" stnrrliir. Ilcury It. Walthall, .Mnrjorl.i Daix nnd Itnlph (U tixes. The Christmas Gift Supreme . rixiiHin Hunk nt the l.llirw mml nl exrrj Innx. W,. xxlll iiuik"' a special prlrn nil tbisi. bnnl. fur a few tla imlv IMl 1 xoiir iti.nirn to snvn innm-v mi xmir tin al'" a-n I rliiliiiiirnt llmulrii ,il Dux ()ffn Tfci.Mi i', ,-iTT ' - l- Ur flLJP . MK4 H f '5f r3 . I WW -lJ n r tvl ' f I 'i. j..-. r.vai m .' v .Tr4kA TONIGHT Miss Applcgulcs Betty -Compsoti in "ABOVE ALL LAW" FRIDAY AND SATURDAY mAll NEl LAN- R kTnl Also LARRY SEMON in 'GOLF- SELECT NEWS Don't fail toro.til the ritt USD . IIIItil.MlllMt II, nwsi. UMfggrtUWX iim ut-u sos The Liberty i-ill 1 unite all I b" 'in' '''''d ullie" tteo xxluit Jack llnxln OR ALIVE mm tif 4n0virmBMsr . -- ij li; Musical Entcraininunt and FOOLS FBRST The Surpriso of Your Life! tiu'H get II tho mo iiiiint 'Fools First' Hiisli- x on I lie screen. Ulint Is It'-' I.lhten. A ilriiiiui inadn Just lis Mm shall Nellnil mnl.i'rt them. A pleiurn xxlth new thrill siis roun lli.U holds you nil tlirmir.li a 11 muuiliiii Hlury of 11 crunk xxho eninn hack' 'nml thn xminiiii who broiiglii him. Thorn'ii a laiiKh for liv ely thrill, tout II' HumMliInu nboiiliilel) nexx In screen ilinmii. Hernld Clasnifitul Ads. JBY ALLMAN t' M--T ME-m,.- ei rt't APevton&.Co. j L - J ; -'' J I ' &&JP&'J lNrSVIC, -M .-. ' . . . '. ' ' 1 . 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 11 1 . . .. 'xi1 11 L..1 -.-'. . - - T -'' ''- "'iY? T?" "" v- "' .y