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, BY JUNIUS
IK 1 u.W VoO'ASVkxkw mi:
If I kncf yountl i td fine mo,
"Ns seldom wo would tllsafiree!
Hut. never liaxlnc jet clasped hnnds,
Ilolh often fnll to understand
Tluil each Intends to do w lint's rlRht,
And tiwtt rncli other "honor hrlRht"
How llttlo to complain Ihrro'd bo
If I know you ami you knew mo.
Old man Penn's daughter went
nwny n. a vIMl Inst week and the.
oilier day lio tried to run this type
writer:
I never uzcit this thins lit 1 lctml
ilnn tor runlt but llo nockout this
hour inlself heeaws I have hoRunlt.
I lost ml glasses In the barn Its hard
Se tho t users but turn thine hnplns
ontheshoet carli tlnm I push thn trlc
Kors tho letters on the llttlo nrms sot
UP and hunt tliolr place but I for
pot to punrtfie) plank that oplns up
tlm spares. I c sum .mlpRcrs on thete
things Inlntgnt on tho paper, IHo
push thin dingus over hear I SIIUItK
HAVKOI'T A KAPKIl "K
TIIKItKZ STtrMTIIINO STl'K 8IIK7.
niTTiNo wonsu MX KWIT
WI1KN1 (JIT Tllllir THIS veiici:.
We SHiU o TliU Slory
Jim's wlfo needed n tin can. no
sho commandeered tho ono Jim
keep hi oil In. It contents she
poured Into n Jug and placed same,
In tint cellar. Comes Jim Into tho
story.
"Where's my oil?"
"In tho cellar, la a Jug. I needed
tho can."
Jim finds the Jug on tho preserve
sholf and loads his nil tank. A fo
blocks down tho street his motor
eyclo .stops dead and refuses to re
spond to all tho kinks we ore toM
lo use by tho Instruction books.
Jim pushes cr back homo and re
moves tho cylinders. Nlco taffy. At
I lie sanio time Jim's wife Is" spoiling
n nice cuko mlxturo by pouring oil
Into it. That's no place tovput oil
In, molasses Jug.
Found Out
An old lady, In Ashland for tho
first tlmo In her life, saw a glarlnR
slRn on tho front of a hlRh build
Iiir. which read: "Tho Ilrown Manu
fncturluR Company."
"Lawks a mercy." sho remarked
to her nephew, "I've heard of
Drowns nil my life, but I never knew
whero they mado'em."
Tom Mooro says dlstanco lends en
Chantmcnt to tho debt.
Health hint to all flivver drivers
"Don't expect a Cton truck to Ret
out of your way.
A shipment of monkeys has been
sent to Harvard for scientific pur-
wwiw Afnnknra urn enmt Imitators.
nnd heforo lonR we expect to hear of
iino of them marryinK a cnorus Bin.
llt'SV AAI.V
A busy Buy Is Henry Hurls
Ho's always ptcklnR up tho Rlrls,
Hut don't think ho's a sportlnR Rink
Ho Just works at tho skatlnR rink.
Tin llilo ltyiliiesn lllrulry in Kim
wis Town
Concordia, Kan,, has a man whose
proudest accomplishment Is thut of
bojtlnK his business competitor to
tho poslofflco cu-ry iiioruliiR.
Open evonlnRH until Christmas.
Karl Bhonhord Music Sloro. Dtf
YOUR WINTER'S
WOOD
V I
should have vour attention.
Cool weaker and storms
force prices up.
Our fuel is the best, our
prices are right on Slab,
Blocks, Body and Tama-
oack.
Your business is solicited.
This Picture Caused Trouble
BR IlifcW
JV M
sSsSfets;
When coIIckc professors saw this
Tf.UWW.'Sl. S .....J s-
star iprlntrr who adopted men's running trunks to lucri.o her hkcU
on the cinder paths, there was n gasplnc for breath tn the University of
Washington hall of learn'nc It Is rumored that Mls lloono nnd other
members of the coed track team who adopted the abbreviated earmenta
aro taklnc a rest from athletics for tho remainder of the season.
50D0 NEW CARS
AHE ORDERED BY
FRUIT
SAN KItANCISCO. Doc. 13. Con
striirllon of 8000 standard refrlRet 1
alor cars tor iienvory ram -nt
an estimated cost of U5.oao.nnC
Is belnR nrranRod by tho I'ncMIr
Fruit Express company. nccordluR to
announcement today by C. M. So-
crlst, tlco president and Renoral
mnnsRcr of tho company. The com-j
pany Is alo arronplnc for the con
struction of 500 flfty.foot rofrlRitr
ntor cars equipped for passeiiRer
train scrxlce. Theo 300 cars, of
steel construction and deslaned for
hlRh speed service, will cost an ad
ditional $1,730,000.
Tho 3000 standard refrlperator
cars are la addition" to tho 3,300 now
caro belnR built by the company.
There aro J.C00 cars yet to bo deliv
ered on Iho 3,300 order, and theso
with tho new lot of S.000 to be
built, will cive the Pacific Fruit Ex
press 6.C00 new standard rcfrlRcr
alor cars for 1923 business
Commenting on tho now rcfrlRcr
ntor car construction, officials of
the Southern Pacific company, which
owns a half Interest In the Pacific
Fruit express, point out that the
largo Incrcaso In the latter com
pany's equipment should counteract
a repetition cf the conditions which
cauieJ a car shortaR this year. The
main reasons for tho refrigerator
car shortage this year was the dif
ficulty In Retting cars back from
the east to Southern Pacific rails,
the coal and railroad strikes having
slowed up the normal movement of
empties to tho west. The peak do
mand for refrigerator cars usually
varies In different sections of tho
country but this year every section
had a peak load at the samoitlme,
which made tho situation still more
difficult to handle.
Tho new cars will Rive tho-Pacific
EVnit ntiiriiii n Inlnl of between Z.A
000 and 20,000 cars (o be usod ex
clusively for the fruit and veRetiible
business oriRlnatlnR In the slates of
California, Oregon, Washington, Id
aho, Utah, Colorado, Arlionn. Texns
and Louisiana on the, lines of the
Southern Pacific and Union Pacific
Joint owners of the Pacific Fruit Ex
press company.
Hvcrvhodv likes candy
.Wo haro
plenty of fresh candlos In heuutlful
packages for gifts. Currln's For
Drugs. lJ
Full lino of Crater Lake pictures
for Christmas. Stlnson Photo Shop.
12-15
Perfumes ar- gifts acceptable to
many ladles. Currln's For Drugs.
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EXPRESS
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DOINGS OF"fHEDUFFS - t Smack, of Mystery fSssss-. --mBm
I Ti liERfc I ( I uflUE A COUPLE. OF H6 IWKt6HKSWC OLIVIA- IC SSW- f muluiv ; " '''"" Tl,.-.c Y V " ", "" "'-I,')' Jjll
-- - L-SArinVSfrTrnnu THAM HE WA3 LAST J SAID HE VWOtO 5AV-H0H?PO ). T"AT.S JT. . ' W . X-J--!lssssssssW '
g,- MISS'. IEE.; I UNTIL VouTNIME. pTrr -f OIHHER- I CAlP AY Hip OFF Ce? )) ! ion ,. t &3j sHB
' Pi V THAMKS! O'CLOCK- I CAN'T 'J if I HIM AT THE OFFICE .X. J( AW WAV AMP 6EU i M V j&1 , RP,
J -r-i HELP If COOP BE- S 1 ' I TMI5 MORNING AMD TH4V y ,rHcaTMEr?e , RSyy PlfJF
V' lJfc rrr ' THERE - 0 f (ff M MLJrW
&-zMW Jiff ! Im - fw. j lm yS III , MMmS VS'
THE EVENING
m r,
picture of Miss Julia Boone, tho
L
GBO CLUB
DN&DNC IK
Il'lllllllllll li'H'i.l1 .,.!. .."
Hi such .i wuy that It rauxoM distinct
national leiiRllo baseball club l'iln.irt throb iiiiioiir Iho uiidletiro. 1
lonR on champions. It claims to
I havo tho tallest and shortest men
In tho major loaRues ami also tho
KtronRoat player,
Ernest Osborne, n pitcher, stand-
MnR 6 feet 5 1-2 Inches In nl stocK-
iUR feet, undoubtedly I tho tallest
iilnvnr In llm mnt Dm. Karl Admit.
who came to tho Cubs from Wichita ;
Falls. Kans., Is a second b.iman.
nnd measuroH only S feet 4 Inches
Lawrence ("Hack") Miller, who
came from tho Pacific1 coast league
Is tho son of Sebastian Miller who
for 'years was known about Chicago
and tho middle west as tho "strong
man." and whose tests of strength
are weJl remembered by Iho old
timers. Hack Inherited much of
hi parent's make-up, but ho pro
fers playing baseball toitourlng Iho
"country exhibiting his strength.
However, for tho edification of
his teammate's, 'Mlack" ha picked
up a horso shpe and taking hold of
tho heels of the Iron shoo, straight
ened It out. Ho alio will push a
nail through n two inch plank with
his thumb. Ho Is a hitter nt the'
slugging type, his blows having
plenty of strength behind them.
IT SIN UKE!
LOWER SWAN LAKE, Dee. 13 -A
parent's program nnd an old-fashioned
spelling match was given at
tho school house last Wednesday
night. The parents and friends of
the school who assisted In making
tlie'eTonliiK u success were; Mr. and
Mrs, Preston', Mr, and Mrs. L, L.
Arnett, Mr. und Mr. Presley Thorn
as, Mrs. .Mary koliii, .Mrs. rcriiO)
Stiles, Mrs. Sarah Chandler, Misses
Mario llobln, Vetma Nichols, Jack
Thomas apd Clifford Stiles. ,
Thn piiills on tho honor roll dur
Ine tho past month wcro, Zclni.i
Stiles, Lester Robin, Anna Stiles, Is
adoro Ilohln, Elols Robin, 11 u ford '
Robin, Irving Nichols, Iva Stiles nnd ',
(lordon Robin,
i m '
Ilrunswick Records nro nn ac
ceptable Rift for any phonograph
owner. Ctfrrln Says So. 13
m
J 1.00 Ivory brushes at a thrilling
low price of only 2.8C. H. J. Win-,
ters' Jowelry Salo. 13
I
Tho family gift supremo. Ilruns-,
wick Phonographs. Currln's For
Drugs. 13 '
5 N IT
HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON '
AT THE THEATRES
Till'. l.lUKItTV
"fiiiy and UoWII.U", Doris May's
most recent U-OtnuWomcly mines .
at vattlliiR niico and contains mi.
nmplo amount of laughs, chuckles, 'lrl r,,r ,,,m'
and vomK -uddliloiml snloker4 - Mnlimud roeoKiilscs In (.Vila llm
, thrown In for Reed .iiumhuio. It, lnri'liicurilntlon of tho uiiilent Uuooil
lively sprliin ontmlnlumcnt,' fulUufiof KrmiI, Nech-'lVkfls. ntnt tell her
the spirit if tinroslMlnod joitlli nndltliat he ktiuwa tho loriillim t lM
I i... .. i...i....n...d..... .. ii.a I.I. .ti ' ilmi IiiiiiIi In u1ilih Hut Ir.iiisiu rii of
lllH' l.lll.'I..'HU'IH"rt Ilk III.' '. i'
' iluors. "(lay uml DeMllsH w.
shown yesterday for tho (Irst Itiuij
at the Liberty Theatre where It lll
he shown aRiilu tonlRht.
THIS WHAM)
V iMituiiMlv tiniimit IiihI nlalil nl
the Strand enjoyed one of the best
novelty Miudwlllo acts over soon ',
here Mets und Mots aro away ahoM. .
i... .......1 I., thoir work which in-1
eludes HlnRliiR. ilnneliiK und arroli.il-'
lc and rontorllon arts TonlRht they!
show npalii with a number of now
act
Tonight I nUo eo-operatlvo nlRht
with six chickens nnd four boxes of I
candy Rlen nw.iy.
The picture "Tho llroakliiK Point"
shows llesle Harrlscato at tho liclnht
of emotional aetliiR. I'nrtlcularly
noteworthy I her portrayal of llm "
1 eeno In tho picture In which her)
I ilunohixr lii fori'lblv lnki'ii from her ,
Allium hnu such dramatic uualltle
. been oxpressril a In the sceno lm- '
mediately followlnR this, In which '
Ml llarrlsctile roRlstor siipproed
Atiinllnll InhillllrtP 1 1 ll ll ill 111 I fl II I lllll .
"Tho llreakltiR Point" I ila)eil.
nt high tcnslHi throughout, mid tho '
uri-n of the nndlenro Is main-.
,a,,,ed to nn ox.rnord.nnry degree
Tho other momlior of Hie cat sup-
porting Ml llarrlsrnle In this pro-1
ductlon also rio to emotional heights
which cause the picture to ho per- ,
,,,an,c,,,il1
In otorfc respect.
Waller MrOrnll. Ethel Uroy. Terry,
Eugenia llessorer. .Pat O'Malley,
Winter Hall, Wilfred Lucas. Joseph
J. Doullng, nnd Initio YeaRor,
well-known child nrirosi, aro
other inemberH of the cnt.
Iho
tho
PINK THEE
Hetty Cotnpson. In her second star
ring production inailn fur Coldwyn
release "Always tho Wonmn." com
Iur to tho Plim Tree theatre for
Thursday only Is presented In tho
nMo of Colin Tlinxtnri a sl.ingy New
York vaudevlllo performer, who In
a memlmr of . lrouV of enlerluln
ors en route to thu Far Kast on n
Mediterranean steamer. Other pas
sengers on thu boat aro ICullm Pasha,
An Egyptian statesman; llegliinld
Stanhope, his personal Jark.il. nn
American suffering from shell shed:
Iloon. by name, and hi. wl... and
Mahmud, nn Egyptian mystic. Jlr,
Mlooiio Is inking her husband to Iho
J East because pf her mad Infatuation
Playing At The Liberty
An Unusually Clever Comedy U
"Gay and Devilish"
and the star is winsome Doris May. This is
really a gloom-chasing cornedy, you won't
have to study over it at all, it's just fine,
clean amusement. Another comedy equally
clever features Mr. and Mrs. Carter De
Haven, "Twin" Husbands" they named it
and it is interesting. The latest "Kino
grams," which is the news of the day in
pictures, completes the program.
Coming Tomorrow A fine western
story with Jack Hoxie starring, The title
is "Dead or Alive" and that is thrilling en
ough for most anyone.
ilsssWMIMMkssWMssVHisMHHMi M 1
I for Uollm Pittlm. Iloomiio of his
l"ltun Uellin rnnmil openly miikn
rl ures tu iVIln. whom ho envois,
"" ''w, Hlnnlinpn In win tho
' " ' "' " "' ..-..--
N'eeii'Tokrls he l.ilti inutlscnvori'd
ror eontm !. Pella, lit fhst llnuhl
fill of tho piohahlllly of MuUmifil's
ie elation, finally nrcpls hi slory
hecaiiso of Hit' promise of sudden
wealth.
From Ihlii Juncture the story ear-
Hc i prlnelpals of tho diama Hun
uiiuunlljr stlirliiK nnd Interest nH
''",,' "!nl,' M" '" ll;,,, M,''
iViniisun's reiuarknhlo seieen lul
enl.
NEW TODAY
KOl'NI) nuiieh of ke)s Owner III
quire nt(TrlaiiRlo Cafe KM I
WANTISD- HOOD Al'TOMOIHI.i:
.MIX'IIANU. Mallory (liirnKo.
riillo.iiln, Ore 13-IS
I.U1KH Kioryilay ('liocolales Full
til ounce iiniiud strictly fresh Mir
' Currln's For DniR. 13
WOMAN WA.NTH nuy kind of work
for winter, uxropt eookliiK At
oncv. Dux (' Herald offleo. inn
To close- out 3 new Pathn Phono
Kraphs, itt une half the ickiiIuI
prlio. Currln' For Drug 13
111(111 SCHOOL tllltL WANTi:l
for two hours hi-usowork after
SfcrW-llli: EKiX Hma'.V.
modern apartment neur high srhool
Phono !kW after six i.'clork. or in
0.uln' nt flerald offleo 1
i(i.;maKI'(: - Yrur homo or
mine. Call mornings Satlsrnr
tlou guar.inie.id, Phoiiu 370. Apt "
Helm Apt. 13-1U
An upright cabinet stylo Put ho
Phunogruph brand new for JUT Ml,
omo lurms. Currln's For Drugs 13
I
jOItDEK YOl'H Christinas tree ear-
ly. anil-he suro you lmo ono II
ll Mi-I.mi... I'linn.. rt 3 j 1 1 13
... .'........ , . -.. -.-
WANTED Thoo two parties who
waul a pluyer piano nl a ridiculous,
I low print, II. J. Wlniurs' Juwolry.
Sale,
-
Sanla Clans .Mnstor (lift. A limns
wick Phonngraph. Currln Hays So
13
WANTED Housework
Phonu 344J.
by hour.
1 3 -1 r.
WANTED-8elng to do nt horn".
Experienced drensmakur Phono
3HJ. 3-l
I ll.l.ll Il......u.l..l.llhw T.tlat.
. ? ciVVln'Kor r;"l3
m
I 0poa MVB,nr1 until Christmas
,Karl Shepherd Music Sloro. 'Jlf
YIMHIH IH.OW HAI'M
(II.AH8T0NM. Dee. HI The safe
In tho poDtofflnv here wan blown
tUiiiitKli" Ih'o ri'out of tho Iii.IMImk
this iiuunltiit by yoKKnum wlm '
raped befoin rrsldonls ikiii'IumI the
mi'oiiu. The Iiijin was uiiestluiiited
KxpeiletH'O anil lialnlllH liiuke u
eoiupeieiii tn fill uuy dm lots pie
srrlpllun inrieclb C'uirlit'H I'nr
DriiKs. t!l
TONIGHT AT THE
STRAND
CO-OPERATIVE NIGHT TONIGHT
6 Chickens, 4 Boxes of Candy Given Awny
Metz and Metz
In new songs, dances, comedy, acmbnLs and con
tortionist stunt. Ask tho people who packed the
Strand last night and they vM say it is the bust
show over seen here for the money, also
J. S. FrothinKhnm Presents e
"THE BREAKING POINT",
starrinir
Bessie Harriscale with all star cast, including
Walter McCrail, Joseph Donling, Wilfred Lucas,
Pat O'Mallov, Kthol Grey Terry and others and
GOOD COMEDY
Show Stnrts 6.30
6 chickens, 4 boxes of
DIN
.N'ii!V-fos
THURSDAY
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LAST SHOWING TONIGHT
"Pilgrims of the Night"
' With
Lewis Stone, Itubyo Do Hemer, Ramond Hatton
w i ; i,m:.si". "':(' '" '"-'J'
IIHKII CI.K.WKH. CUXIM
A rnuililitliit it" "nwinn "l J"
lh JiiHilio i-mirl Into lust nlnjit
uiuiliiMt link llteeillnn. diaW-d
NNlth huVlHK lltteililileil t ',ll,,
lleiiunti l.ehniiinn with a Inileli
nr'H rlraier Th ulb'ited alliiek
look phuo jratunliiy nvenhiK.
Uolinbilliy Cm tin's )-'or imilis
t e
Vnudcville Appears 8:15
enndy given nway at 8:33
Special
Attraction
Miss Apprega(e
Presents
A Big Musical
Entertainment
With-
Popular Numbers
ll,
The High School
Musical Classes.
Marjorie McClurc
Gallagher
Harry Borel
- -Ami .
Mr. Corel's Junior . .
, Orchestra
Coinii niul help In pay Iho
student expi'iimis fur their , .
Hiheiluleil trip In PoMlnntl,
On).
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