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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 7, 1922)
TinntHDAV, nr.(T.Mwi.T. mao. il& Putting a Kick in Home Brew Arrest Reveals ftiimae- THE EVENING HERALD, .KIiAMATH, FALLS. OREGON . i" ' iP ' -, . STAR MOTORS, Inc. A DURANT SUUS1DARY DHUANT--rounder of llnlik it ml tlenOral Minor! ltl'r of Chevrolet mid Muiliiiker; Premier tiiillilr nf miliMiiublleii Pml' limit. Lncoiiiiililln I'd i ITiislili'iit, liurntit Cnriioriilloiij Director. Duroiit Motor. Im'.j Clmlrmmi of thn llmnl, HTAIt M0T0UH. IC.j Inlereslvil l ContliiOnliil .Motor iiml Tlnuili.lu lleurgs. Uur.tnt, Interests inn, building HALF aV'm'iu.ION OAltH In 1J23, . . " ' , .'- , , .WILL YOU SHARE THE PROFITS?! t)tn- Xnt'tix Coiiiiiiou Stuck I on mile In Klnmiillt J'MN n' in,H() pci- liiito, ami tun ln piiKluiseil mi mi 'ii) iii)iiirnl plmi. Vntir pirMiiuit liiM-llj'Mtliiu N Intlti'il, KH - - i 1 1 i mummuM "juw5-wa''B?2J V . N l.a... ir vv ?v . VvV J " V T I n rj JrTVTfl H$K Zl.fffiBHB , hiiii mm. wwmmm&smm- V flBKHif m -iNoBSR. krrflr 40 i 11 : a. t? i m -vhh x r.MT n . tfH? ..iv? ItfJff. tf "JRfflW , a t u -J u SiB? I I ',i ( I i i i . a a :i sarj The Office Cat - lMHi lJfIkHHIillllilHF,.Xv'U v j 1 Timid man catcrfnR music store' WWI Ih hVSTA K7 1 1 1 Hot I.tpt l n Jnu Sour Timid man catcrfnR music store' Hao you KOt HotfLlps? .Pretty salesgirl. how tl.iro you Insult mc? Jift Mkc'Ttint 'Jane -"How did ycu act when you Raw Jack tht mornlnc?" June ''I kstp him tlio ecological sarvey." Jane "In other wordcT" June "The stony stnre." Q W. C. Hscll says wc can't all 1iyo me vacations wo a line nor inn vo cations we'd like, but we can nil tut to thoio that vtc have. "Could you fix me up a doso of ftor ell to It won't taitc!" asked ,,, , the girt of the druRaUt. ' "Certainly, Madam. Won't you hnvo a class of soda whllo yon arc "waltlnR?" "Oh, thank you,'' the girl replied. ter drlnklnp the soda. "Is thero anythluc else?" asked the druggist. "No. Just Ihc oil." "But you hnro Just drank that." "Oh. dear! It was for mother!" ! Apropos of tho light thrown upon the character of tho cx-knlior by "-tho publication of his momolrs, this V story is Kolas tho rounds of Ku'ro- pean diplomatic circles. Shortly bo- f6ra tho beginning of the world Tar, t-1 Bmperor Dill took his usual early V .aorninir walk aloao toward n lake M one of hla Imperial grounds. He reHiratd In n towering rago with his 'clothing soaking wet and 'coToredl wte mud. "He never Hi Itl He neror did It! He never, did It!" ho kept ex claiming. " "Was was It. sir, that he never did?" ventured his favorlto -valet. ' Looking down at his wcl and bed raggled uniform, he roared' "He never walked oa tho water." Scientists at the Sorbonno University, Paris, have discovered that Icoholte beverage, tt glvvn $0,000 to 180.000 volts of electricity aro placed In the same condition as If they had bctn stored away from 0 i to SO years. Here Is Profo.ror Charles Itcnry putting a kick In a barrtl , of wlno by subjecting It to a charge of 00,000 volt. LIOUDHFLDODS :0 i nunni mm mmmM Luiiu,uiinimmi-t No Ready Sale Found for Shipments From Frnncc And Spain J. W. O'llrlcn says a pessimist Is ono who classifies the world war as round ono. Just Tlie Tlilns Assistant Editor This new story Chamberton's Is horribly mushy. Editor We'll run It ns a cereal. I Tom Walters says tho way to get 1 i "'rid of a pest In to tell him to call you up on tho phone. Ho will never be able to do It, TOPPEXISH. Wash.. Doc Wlillo the producers of other farm j crops nro holding their products liti storage, waiting for favnrnblo mark-' ctlng conditions, their women folk who .for thn most part, look after tho poultry side of the bujlnesi, arc, ensiling In from tho salo of their turkcs. Thero Is a plentiful supply of tur key nnyera thli year. In tho Toupcn ( Ish tllitrlct. and they are paying cash down for the fowls. Tho pre vailing price In this district has LONDON. Dec. 7. London mark ets have been flooded recently by large shipments of champagnes and wines from France and Spain, which however, find no ready salo here, o0 33 cnt n Pound, which Is satd Tho wine rhops of England arc al rcadr overstocked with pre-war via ftrY whirr! fho rnrrhrinf t .ifu tin. ' able to dispose of. Most of thesol Th0 baby turkey I. a decidedly ... ' tender and dellcato Infant Ho de- stocks wcro purchased during tho ; mamU nnM nurglnf. am, ho b, war, or juiiiier, anu at nign prices, with tho result that tho dealers aro to net tho women who engagu In turkey raising a nlco return for their . labor. unwilling to loso their profit In or dcr to got rid of tho stocks. Light vinos, which Includes clar-f of earo from tho mlnuto hu steps from his original housing of egg shell until be has reached an ago of j discretion. Ho must ho protccto:! against the chill of early spring Hi. sauternes and barsaca, aro sol. n,gnU am, K,nrdpd aB,nst ,ho , ","' Restaurant Patron (whispering) Walter, can you you servo us something with a kick In it? Walter (whispering) Wall till you got tho Mil. Ut$ Ed Button says Interest never goes ' vlw i vacation. - r 'No man," says Itoy W. Nelson, ''bus lost his beautiful faith In hu tan nature, so long as ho can look In the mirror, when bis face Is cov ered with shaving latbor and his top hair sticking up In tufts, and still bollovo that somo woman loves bm for himself alone." ESTILW " .i, Came to the Doak Ilanch, about iiiiOet. lei, ono red, white faced cow m calf, brandod with "walking" ,bar E on loft side, night ear crop riod. J. A. Edwards. Foreman D-7 i i " YOUR WINTER'S WOOD UjJwuJd li&U yow attention. cioiCooLWftather .and storms ." !' rj " lorce.pnceaup, ,., J-Our fuel is the best, our ricea are right on Slab, HuyMocks, Body and Tama Toiek. " " Your businesses solicited. z Ing for an avcrago of four shillings six penco (about ono dollar) a quart, as compared with two and three shil lings before the war. and tho heavier wines aro bringing more than dquble their former prices. Champagnes cost about one pound sterling a quart nutbu present time, bu( viy widely according to the vintage. Tho now stocks being offered by the wlno growing nations may bo purchased at prices which aro ov:n lower than thoso which prciallod beforo tho war. Consumption of wlno In tho llrlt- lsh Isles, to Incroaso tho difficulties tacks of coyotes and other preda tory enemies. Until ho Is nblo to go on his own ho demands about the samo attention as a human baby. This Is the reason. why women are usually moro successful than men at raising turkeys. During the Fast few wreks tur keys by the ton hao been shipped from Toppenlsh for hollJay fensta In near-by cities. Few of tho growers ralie moro than CO .birds. Thn In dustry Is spread about tho district, and each shipment usually repre sents tho contributions of n large of tho dealers, has dropped to almost ! number of dlfforeat growers. half of what It was in 1913. Hotels and restaurants complain of the slump, anM wlno lists nowadays con tain only tho most popular brands, and theev ant called for only spar ingly. The troubles of thp wlno brokern. however, do not extend, to tho whis key manufacturers. Despite tho loss HKCKIITK FflOM HALE OF W.llt .UTEItl.!i WASHINGTON. Dec. 7 Salo of surplus war department mnterlal purchatod during thn war brought In n return of 1874,131,577 up to tho end of tho last fiscal year on Juno of a considerable export trade to 30, last. Assistant Si-eretary Wain- tho United Slates, tho dlstlllorlos wrlght of tho department nnnt-uncod hare Increased their output and a ready market awaits tho product. In many of tho moro popular brands tho retail dciilcra aro utinblo to keep a supply on hand, and the mall or der business of tho distiller has doubled within tho last two years. Th'o price of whiskey 1 higher than over beforo, twelvo shillings ($2.50) a quart b'ofngaikcd for tho host grades. Tho Bnnd hoys nro donating con sldcrablo of their tlmo to glvo Klam ath a band, do your partt Duy a ticket to tho Hand danco Friday night. : 1 r -7-S I tnil.iv In his nnniifil rnnnrt. Thn orL glnal cost valuo of tho material ho placed at abovo 12.000,000,000, "The cost of property on hand, for disposition on Juno 30. 1923 was !jS'2Cl,U2,ri02, eh" treopr 1201,112,002," tho report said, "Tho average perccntago of recovery to Juno 30, 1922"wa-j 4G percent of tho original .cost of tho property sold. Tho total amount received from rules to Juno no'.' 1321 was tSl&.187.C89 and tjin total L-r tho flscol yOar was 150,943,888, giving a grand total to Juno 30, 1922 of 187-1,131,677." ' pi . wp 1 TKLI'.l'HONi: ai-J When the New Verk polteo nrreitwl lVUiand Ucscna on tho charge of palng n wcVirfcsi cheok m Allxini, It wn roonlcd for the tlrst tint thn, I.-. v.-n II.., v.. tln.l of Ml ii nn Omnbi-1. L'rtuulni'lit n'cs bwiut. Cctenn mW they f're mitttnl lit All'intn. tin., tocrc-l Wtrbs ogo. Fascisti Idea of Hazing Youthful members of the lic'3t' cr Itnl'an NetMnal Party, now it . power, sclro Stcncr Uoirtbaccl. Ccinunut diiiuty tiavo h'. h a-1, rami it In the national colors end paraJu him thrsugh tho buclIj of Horn Secretary Denby Surrenders ft x twJl& '"k iilSMw So-jrotury of th I.'avy Donby, mho onco enlisted In th Marines, l tivxn l.ero tjirrcnOcrlna to the dcimmOi of four-ycar-ol.1 ISevvrly MonYtt tvl entlsllns in tho V.'.i Crois. Jllux llccrly, dauclitcr of Admiral lioJctt. U tho youngest r.-vd Crosa ".vtflicr. . 1UJOM I Kl'UAHMAN liriMlINO lOlOO A. .Mi to 7iUO l M. The Durant Corporation iWLAiLKcrsiTic3asrndUJss.itssrtnsMsMsj b fi!E. fctfr??'- i xswrpg.-pwr KLAMATH VALLEY HOSPITAL '103 Pine Sired Klnmnth Falls, Orcijoii Where you will turn in serious illne'sa or ac cident. Expcnsea reasonable for the best of care. Come here for that operation. Ambulance available at all times day or night. Telephone 497. RR3SXS3 Phone 171 7th and Klnmnth Ave. HEI P' An Appeal to You We want your Electrical Pat ronage in your Christmas buying as well as at all times. MM Al'HI-v if l Hll llll Mllll HTlll ! Illtlll of i.riChtif) l.rcp ii inini!rli Miil) of ri'i)lliln In i( i'h" trie Hint Hull jnii tun) rt'iillii', nl nil llniro, mill ih-iivIiIi-.klltril Miikniiii nml iiiiliiirnl In olitrr In lnl,i ciuo of in- ilrtlilriil xwtnli In it I'liuiipl mill llmiiiimli iiiiiiuii-r, nt ii nils jii ililr nisi, , Wo unnl to jjhn )uii (In- IhkI of m-i-iIco mill kerp iit ntiiipli'li' mIuHiiii or iliililiMl iiiIIiIih, mill nl ns Inn pil'-i's us ton lo fiuiliil iiii)ttln-ir. 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