-Si'. ' t 'I ' '" "fiscal! THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON TiTfln.w, nnrromr.n n, Joas. V 1 1 1' I i nrrlon of must nmuslnn ndumtures 'liV Mlill ftnriHiouKli Instinct ns AT THE THEATRES n crime hound In rtrnwitod. ,-tSjfi m sen frf te Office Cat ex juktci , Tim Illusion linnguaRO An American officer was drilling n Ilusslnn regiment. Ho sneezed niul ihrco men answered. "Here." Those who nro always correcting tho mistake of others nro likely to mnko some of thulr own, remarks F. I. Light. Policeman Dugan found his friend Murphy loaded with homo brew leaning against a lamp post. "Shuro Mlko." said Dugan, "You bettor be takln' n street car home." "Sno (hlci use,' nnswered MIKe, "8ho wouldn't liavo It In tho house." In Sonio Spots "Now giro an exampla of how circumstances alter cases." "Well. 'Milwaukee Isn't famous any more." ' Horoscope, Tho dry star looks llko a Sheriff's badgo these nights. He careful. COPY WANTED Laugh and grow fat, Qrln and grow thin. If you know any Jokes, rienso send them In. I). I, Smith says most men llko a vlslhlo typewriter the more they ran soo of them, tho better they llko them. Drown "Airs. flrecn says that your, little boy and girl when they play bouse nro Just llko husband and wife" Orcen "Yep! Fight all the tlmo." J Fisherman foundtlOjOOO on the banks of the l'ytomac.. ",II. J. Tick nor says that's, tie dollar George threw across with Interest. .Mrs. Smith VI don't think that music teacher can oTcr mako any thing out of Catherine's toIco. Mr. Smith "You'ro mistaken, Ma he's mado moro than a hundred dol lars out, of It, already! There will romo a tlmo, as the novelists say, when President Hard ing will look back, to that day when ho pled tho front page Of tho Marlon, Phlo Star at press tlmo and wish by nil that's high nnd holy that all ho had to do was to rcniako It In time to catch tho first mall. Some 'birds 'cannot eren cat a meal without having to suck at a stinking, clg between each bite. You cannot tell us that tlicro Isn't some thing fierce wrong with a bird llko that. M. 8. Kllgoro says "Sweet Ade line" never was a cry fotcblng song, but even lit Its holght It was no moro tlrcsomo than "How Dry I Am." And when all Is nald and dono Wiimi wo cast up at the end Of life's glories,' there Is ono NoYor-dlmmlngf that's a friend. Geo, Matbor says a real optimist In tho man who nlways remits moro to his gas company than his month ly bill calls for, so as to accumulate n reserve for n rainy day. YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should have your attention. Cool 'weather forceCpftceeSup. Cool weather and storms mud. ' f S rices are 'right on Slab, locks, 'Body and Tama- YourMneseiiBlicited. 0. Peyton & Co. -x.Tt T "W swmswsisssWsfftw"- i II MN (Continued from paKO Threo) cost of $2000.00, nnd thn ground nt tho Fain lew school nro holnic Im proved by grading nnd surtnclne. nnd, tho construction of lieftvslk i;m.i.du. iinns nnvn ucen urmn for r similar lmproemont'lht) Mljls d'Tllvorslde, nnd 'Mil have Soon c an received for the work, but lack of funds prevented tho lotting or tho contract. No doubt this, work., Ill bo done next spring and summer, as It was provided for In tho .new budget. Aftnr- grading nnd.Mlrfac- hiK of the grounds havo boon"foni pletcd tho next step will bo Instal lation of play equipment, and orna mentation of planting trees, shrubs, etc. The board has recently entered Into n contract with tho Johnson Scrvlco companV of Seattle, to Im prove tho ventilation at Central and Illversldo by Installing humidifying apparatus at a cost of I7B0.00, During the last summer vacation tho Interior of Central school was calclmlncd, tho roof at nircrsldo was painted, tho manual training and home economics buildings wero painted, and all old furniture was thoroughly renovated by removing tho old varnish and paint by the Sas mire process, sandpapering and re finishing, making same practically as good as new." This work was done by tho Janitors of the several schools, ' TcnchtBK Staff At present thirty-two teachers are employed. Of this number, nine are teaching their first year w-ltb us, four their second, and flvo their third, leaving only 44 per cent .who have been with us moro than three years. This condition Is quito gen eral among our schools, buffs to be regretted, and could be remedied to a certain extent by a progressive salary schedule At present teach ers aro paid fl 300.00 per year In all grades from the first to Ihe sixth Inclusive, and $1400.00 In, the sev enth nnd olghth, regardless of their preparation, previous experience, or length of servlco with us, A- pro gressive salary schedule, recognlt lng all these elements, would do much to mako our teachers con tented,, cause them to Improve In scrvlco, and attract tho best teach ers to our schools. ! believe the school board is la sympathy with this Idea, and that the only reason It has not been dona Is that It In volves the expenditure of more mon ey. Teachers of special subjects, such as' manual training; home economics nnd music, aro paid $1(700.00 per year. Principals receive $1150.00 and $1 SOO. 00 per year. I should like to seo the salaries of principals placed at least on a par with spo clal teachers. On tho "whole wo havo a fine corps of teachers, and for hearty co-opera tion they are unexcelled. Most of the young teachers aro graduates of standard normal schools. .With self Improvement an pro fessional growth In mind, our teach ers havo recently adopted tho follow ing professional cede: Each teacher to take at least one professional magazine. Kach teacher to read each year at least ono book from the state 'read ing circle list, make report on same, and file reading (Jlrcle certificate with the city superintendent. Each teacher who does not al ready hold a Palmer Teacher's Cer tificate for penmanship to enroll with tho A. N. Palmer Co., for cor respondence work, and continue practlco until such certificate Is se cured. ' Each teacher to tako at least six weeks work with an accredited edu cational institution during each thrqe-year period Jf Borvlco, or tho equivalent In correspondence work In education, or travel of such a nature as to havo an equal educa tional value. I Nearly ono third of our teachers took special professional work dur ing tho last summer vacation, nt somo normal school, college or uni versity, "' You will remember that there was no talk about Ford needing mon ty until ho began to run, a ndwspa per, gargles Jas Henley. i' t Your. Christinas Vlctrola. ', Your-own terms In reason. H ' ' I ' .-. D iv 1 1 EARL SHEPHERD CO. W MA1.V HT, iiiJ tiiki: If you wero n grenl doctor moro 'than that, nn alchemist, miracle worker, who could turn nge Into jouth And j nn had spent nil your life on tho perfection of jour groat contrib ution to tho human race. And It was about to bo accomplish ed And the woman who had offered her life to tho experiment was the Mirion Oavtes mi rbrresc SunJey k,tmi,fanXiPiiiacn2).t Picture The Young; Diana. ' CiMti by CotiaopdiUa PraiuU-nft one woman you had always loved And It jou had brought bark youth to her nay, beauty, tho su preme beauty that captivated at first sight and enraptured at the second And It your lovo had surged to greater heights when j'ou looked upoa bor, the epitome of sheer love liness And If she paid no attention to you, spurned your Ioe for another WOULDN'T YOI' THINK YOUIt MFE HAD 1IEKN A FAIM'RU! 8ce -whnt you-think about It when 'Ssssssstv Lt':BS5'SJ, Cause B r - ''TSSSBIS Jte'loaaur0p m tobacco . ; 1 S3feS2w- and Effect - m " v& " BBB -riSSBBBS'v nil this happens to tho mnnotous Ur Ulmltrlus In tluit Htrlklm; photo play "The Younfc Diana," nt tho Pine Tree theatre today nnd Wed ni'dnj. . . This Ik tho picture, slurring Mar lon Duties of Cosmopolitan Produc tions, taken from the gteut novel I by th.it nnmo of .Mm to Corolll. Thn iplrture, n Piirninliunt, w.is" directed 'by Albert Cnpell,nl and Itouerl G I Vlpiml.i. In support of the star Is j mitiiblM r.isl cotiHlKtlng of Fdrrral Htault')'. us leading mini; Pedro do ll'ortlobt, Gypsy U'llrlen nnd Mmiju I Arlmckle. tiii: i.imniTY llert l.ytell, the Metro star, will bo seen In liU latest pliotoplny. Sherlock llrnwn," nt the Liberty theatre tonight. This umv picture, adapted for the screen by I.enoro Coffee from a story by llnyard Veil ler. Is the story of nn earnest, trust ing young clerk whoc llfu nmbltlou Is to become a detecthe. Flvo dollars sent to a correspon dence school brings him n shiny new badge which ho proudly displays at his modest boarding house, to the nmusement of some of tho cynical nnd unsjmpnthotlc lodgers, Ho Is not to be deterred by their ridicule, liooer. and though engagod In the grinding routine of his Job as n clerk, bis mind Is tilled with the evel' present possibility that Just nround the corner may He his op portunity to win funic and fortune as a sleuth. And sum enough una day he bumps straight Into a mjstory which has stirred tbo entire Unltod States secret scrvlco. The secret formula for a powerful crplostwt has been stolen from n young lieutenant ta whose custody It had been tempor arily committed. Sherlock Drown follows thu trail, finds tho document, loses It through a trick of the conspirators nnd ultimately, recovers It after a Liooett ft Myers Tobacco Co. Till! HTItA.ND Wednesday nlnht nt Thu Strand will bo Co-oprruthu Nlnht, it nltlit whin there will nlwnys bo some thing offered hi the way of prises nnd Ibis Wednesday six chickens ami four boxes of chocolates will bo giv en iiwny. Probably tho deepest Interest of most every nmllcnco rests, In th'g, feminine appeal ofi n picture, j If tho men nro hnndsome, thoy at tract tho eye. If n character plover in realistic In his vfork hn Is brapdi oil 'ns a real artist nml Is ml nil ml fur lil.i nblllly to Inject this realism In hit portrayal, but with theso and the greatest variety ot strongly up hold parts, no picture has the npn peal which does not carry the fin' Initio charm Hint goes far beyond the ojoa ivnd on to tho heart. Perhaps thu most winsome of screen Ingenues of the day Is little Miss Marjorlo Daw, who Is lending hor talents to Irvln V. Vlllat'n "Fifty Cnndles," which Is at tho Strand Theatre tonight. Miss Daw's abil ity to demnnd n laugh or tear nt will to say nothing of her.dellcuto hand ling of any part assigned her. has certainly embedded her In the me- Imorles of all lovers of thn screen Miss Daw Is happy In the enact ing of tho rolo ot Mary-Will Toil ful r. n little lady whoso heart has parried her to far off lands In order that stm might marry thn hoy she be Hovel she loves, Edward llurns ni llalph Coolldge, a young Amortcan Civil Engineer, plays opposite Mar jorlo Daw NEW TODAY VANTED IJidy, wishes rooming hnuso work. Call at Washington Hotel. 121 N. Gtli St. Phone 172. C-7 0118TETIHCA1. NUltHE wants cases Will also take easos at home. Ilest of references. Address II. II care of Herald. & LOST Saturday, child's dark blue silk dress. Call Phono 3S2W C-7 FOIt KENT Furnished apartment l.ylo Apts., 6th nnd High fits, fitf FOR KENT -rooms and bath. inn. dern house, furnished; good gar age Phono 338M, rt-7 FOIt .SAl.F-dood slxed Newtown npptes delivered In 3rd sunn It &5 per box. H. A, Nye, Talent, (Ire. G.'j D'AN('l- Saturday night nt M.illn tiood music, everyone come f-9 FUltNIHHED onu Tvs.ni cabin. Col onial Itoums, 11th near Main, .-7 .FOIt HAI.K-l.ols I, . 7. . Hlock 41, Kernnd addlttnii to Klamath Fulls. Mako offer Owner i!K North High St. Halem, Oregon r.-7 FOIt 8AI.E Chovrolet Sedan good ronillllon, very reasonable. Own er leatlng town, Phono 471 R-7 WANTED- Farmers to know Hut . now Is thu tlmo to market that piece of machinery which Is no long er needed A wnut ad In The Her ald will muku the sale and tho cost will he only a few cents, Perhaps, you havo mora livestock than you care In winter. A want ad will do the work. - B-7 ;. '( ;' I -v . limy i tl, It I.I 'I I- njti iu , i .K. . . .. , . .i i i . ilMW M i I .'r r-r , H4i ii k n inn m$$mu Anw u u mw)i w TODAY AND rVonW Yoa hattWMtM aMA TUdrioaDavies V in , leljoung Diana -,rfwy CcixtiHSMpieiuiVn itlnfml(?i,w l & WOl'I.H YOI' ItlHK VOtlt SOt'l. to become thu most bountiful woman In the world? See this luxuriously pro duced romance of tho girl who dnroil. DON'T MISS "Felix Comes Back" ALSO SELECT "NEWS OF THE DAY" Rny Lucas Plrtys: "Wake Up, Little Girl" Feists Latest Hit Matinee, Don't fail to read the Tonight At An absorbing mystery drama with complications ? "Sherlock Brown" with Bert Lytell COMING THURSDAY "The SheiiVs Wife" A masterpiece of European film art that is unparalleled for prai.o and merit. Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ads. : r-r .v "." i," '"-f r- ,'' rT.. '. KLAMATH PACKING CO. Palace Market 524 Main St. , Phone 68 Swifts Premium Hams QOV, LB. UAU Fancy' Sugar Cured Bacon I 40c L'B- ' tI III .' w r i Aii.ri.i'r...SLf ' . ".':-"' BABY jBEEF, VEAL Hi ' ' ' f Nb.Mna. . mm mm. KrUKN' LAMU ' " l,M' 'A i 'i FULL LINE SAUSAGE AND CURED Two Deliveries Daily, 9 a. m. and 3 WEDNESDAY Risk It? "! W Zfo m&Bama Cll-t llllllllll'S! l"oi It-it htimle) (J)inj (lili l ii Pull., do fonliilm 2:30 P. M. Herald Classified Ads. The Liberty . 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