. i I f' ttr L vf s n M tfc r p Four ii v ssitMas -mm--issmm-sm sw s i i The Office Cat 1Y JUNTOS liven An Yon nml I Apropos of the remark of nn anon ymous cynic, "Mnn Is tho only ant mnl Hint yotr rnn skin mora than onrp," n recent liullotln of llio Ta romn Hotter lluslness Bureau con tained tho follewing: "A fool thcro wn and lie saved romo rocks, Hvcn ns you nnd I; Hut ho took them out of tho old strong-box When n salesman called with noma wildcat stocks, And the fool was stripped right down tn his socks, liven os you nnd I." Ono of tho greatest drawbacks nil tho time, muses Ray Anderson Is that thcro nro too mnny people who will listen to no arguments but their own. Joo tho I'loddcr says that tho stingiest mnn ho knows put oxtra barbs on his fence to tho birds couldn't sit down. K K. Mond snys another Reed thine nbout tolling tho truth Is you don't hnvo la remembor what you say. A young lady was visiting irlonds In tho oast and attended a llttlo party ono evening, in the courso of which linn bons worn passod by the negro waiter. The Rlrl spied a nice, plump chocolato on the plate, which tiho started to take, but It seemed to ndhnro to tho dish. Another pnll failed to dUlodso It, then tho darky good humorcdly remarked: "Reg pardon miss, but that's muh thumb." Maudle "What's wrong ?lth tho car? It squeaks, dreadfully." Jimmy "Can't bo helped thero's pin Iron in tho axles. It Is not tho direction you tako In scoklnR success but the spirit In which you set out on tho Journey. Hvery tlmo some men sco a near beer sign, they cuss. Kvldently "Let mo llo In a houso by the Kldo of the road and be a friend to man." "donna pcddla gasoline?" Charley Stono says ono of the mystorlos Is how tho two words "political" nnd "economy" over sot hooked up together. When In doubt whether to kiss the young lady good night, giro yourself tho benefit of the doubt, gargles Johnny Houston. Kvcn If a driver Is not tmporstltl- ous, hq shows good senso in believ ing In nn.l observing tho signs at railroad crossings. "Mary had a llttlo skirt; It was In style, no doubt; "Hut when shu was in It Suo was half way out." Pr.TITH MODKb PLAYKIl $139.00 Now model with special attach- lunula, lull muiilo rolls with words nnd interpretative markings and duct bonch -with roll BPaco Included. CunIi or on dlldd paymentrf. "Karl Hhniihnril Co . Ii07 Maliu lf.tf YOUR WINTER'S TbbbbV 4HsW WOOD !-. . BOXING BECOMES A POPULAR SPORT" IN GERMAN METROPOLIS llKltlilN, Nov. 21. inning ha become so popular In Germany that the American system of matinee pro grams has been adopted. Some 10, 000 "fans" crowded the Sports Pal ace hi each of two recent bllli, and It was stated tho demand would have been evpn greater had It not been for the fact that tho bout wero staged In tho evening nnd mnny sub urbanites were kept away by the dlf-. flculty of getting midnight trains , homo. Americans hero are Interested In j tho outcome of a chnllenpn which Han Hreltenstrncter, Germany's heavyweight champion, had lodged with nn American boxer, Samson, who provided tho sensation of tho evening In his llerlln debut recently Samson Is reputed to hao been n. j starring partner of Jack Dcmpsey, and to have made good showing against such fighters as Tom Gib bons and "Kid" Norfolk. Samson surprised tho spectators by showing a speed and an aggrcs-f slveness greatly contrasting with tho sluggish maucuvers of the native' tal ent. Although twenty pounds light er than Hugo Podiuhn (ITT.), a Ha varlan of considerable ring experi ence In Germany, tho American knocked h!s opponent down co often in tho two opening rounds that the Inttcr's seconds saved tholr fighter from tho other eight round by throwing In tho towel. llrclten stractcr, who ns at the ringside. Immediately Issued a challenge to tho winner and It was accepted. Americans who attended this pro gram found highly amusing two oth er bcut on tho bill. In one of these ,n .flabby. 130-pound boxer who has become tomowhat of a local favorite, ns Carman pugilistic standards go, put up a comic opera opposition to a lighter man, oaraglng many enthus iasts who had been expecting n stiff battle After stolidly stalking about tho ring for eight rounds with little or no guard to ward off a rain of punches which lacked knock-out ef fectiveness, tho favorlto bluntly Tralkc3 over to his corner, giving up tho fight. Ho was greeted with a bouquet of roses from an admirer. A Dutch boxer, understood to have a fair reputation behind him, figured in tho windup as substitute for tho Italian Spalla, who was pre vented from appearing becauso of Illness. After keeping tho audience and a hugo opponent Impatiently waiting ten minutes for him to enter tho ring, tho Hollander appeared, at tended by an Imposing retinuo of assistants. His opponent landed several stiff blows early In the fight, and thereafter the visitor fled In panic from one ccrncr of tho ring to another until tho towering Ger man caught up with him long enough to secure a knock-out in tho first round. Tho crowd sympathis ed, laughed, and protcstcJ in turn. TWO PL.1YEI18 HECALLKD BAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 22. Two San Francisco Seals, Clydo Olllenwatcr nnd "Daka" Davis, who wero "fanned out" last year, will be recallod next spring by the lo cal baseball club. Olllenwater vtm with tho Saginaw club in tho Michigan-Ontario loaguo and Davis was on thu Oklahoma Western league club. ' O'CONNIXIj TO HT4HT HKAflON, SAN FIIANCISCO. Nov. 22. Jimmy O'Connell, San Francisco basoball star, who has been sold to tho Now York Giants, will start tho season nt center field for tho world champions and will be kept at that post as long an be makes good, according to reports received horo from Now York. O'ConnclI wa sold to tho Giants for $70, 000. NKW PIANOS $ns '8ploudid values, ten year guaran tee small alto and divided payments ccryrrjnj: Iwq and ono-half xeaxti. Earl Shepherd Co.. G07 Main. IStf DOINGS OF THE DUFFS J ffl' -; iB'Piiwwa AfYouriM If .v a move on VouRszwl )FZW j ' f rA)C " KvMirAM'r) 'tr'-l EVEM ITs'li .. Lh oaodv wweN he's B f v ru get voo tr3 l.lrtf tLgm A y?X ui7' iy v j.ll-1 A.-trying to neAD, HE i-vr. jp Tr1 jpQ&X x . .come in !y !-- l " THE EVENING Shame on You, I Ml SSK Cc-ols of tho public sebcol of Hflo ccntctt. i;tlt. A Harris, enve Utter won tbo tlo with 81. MEMORIAL ATHLETIC STADIUM TO RISE IN BERKELEY CANYON w "s P"-si -' . . si HI' . t ,- ; i i mt -sT MBsT v. -,.Vf ..-VT jgaaj, !-,., ! ftVk 'T,trrrrr "Tf 'T . iTWWwiiayyi ListfHMk-v, f!SurWnSimi ---sk j r,v3i.r i m --b.3" i. ..,.-..,! lHi.ttuAsII Sl- IX "sW WSyvTSil Wrti sMfiLr"" iv B" AC SK? ifcfs! WTU.. jsA . Tl ,' fWskJV ianLH " MsHsJ tk.ff H ' j"- T iKl l..:: JfeflDL KWHR w- f WnWMV&)S M WJiHsUBKk l!4 fPlsfsHII wHmmmfm- lilwr mi, irTMlTiMli r Lf..ETxmc2Lwu. jmTmA hjbi ML&wsMMMmmmrmmwu&'WIMiS mm MhsmnjB mjwmk' .!Lib wwks ' HsYsH fr-fikxSfe' xSsRi5s ZMtWMVtoM&&&PJNwm f llf' si "Ir riir &.:$ . Mil .sm t m',xr 111 r HKKKKI.BY. Cnl.. Nor. 22. A STANTOItD UN1VP.RSITY. Cn . great memorial athlollo stadium .vor. 22. Wireless play-by-play ro already named tho "den" of tho rort of the "big game" of foot Golden Hear Is soon to rise In ball between Stanford University Strawberry canyon, In tho Ilerkc-,and the University of California Ioy hills on tho University of Call- her Nor. 2G arc to bo broadcast fornla campus here. Tho stadium) from the campus by tho radio clnbs Is to cost $1,000,000 nnd will real f tbo two universities. 72'000, . ' The reports will bo received. It Tho new stadium will bo built,. .,., . ,,fnri, -,, ,.,i,. ;0f concrete throughout and will be 1 a commnation or me eanncn uowi i and tho coliseum site on the slopes . or 'tno canyon. Tho seats, tier or tier, are to be terraced into the sides of the can yon. Tunnels and stairways will lead to tho seats from a plata out sldo which will face a Ucrkelcy street. "Tbo liberal width nllowod for the approaches Impart a feeling of spaciousness to tho wholo project nnd removes any impression of crowding or blocking the canyon," said a report luued by the univer sity stadium commission. "From the rlmway. Just above the stadium, a unique and wonder ful effect is obtained. To tho nat ural benuty of tho surroundings tho canyon, tho bay, tho campus and Berkeley city, is added tho sweeping tones of tho tremendous bowl immediately below. "Against tho hills, majestic In its dimensions and grand In Its simplicity, visible, from tho cam pus but not apart, tho memorial fits Its place and tho placo Ls fit ting for a memorial." Tho stadium. It Is expected, will bo completed In tlmo for the foot ball "big game" against Stanford University next year. IMXOROH IIHOKKN I.V PRACTICE i STANFORD UNIVERSITY, CUl.. Nor. 22. hane Falk, Stanford's . . .. . ,i cracK nuruicr. raaura uin '"" hospitals at tho Indian rcsorva records In n practice meet hero last on unj BCllooIl) anA lnoro ar0 week. In tho 70-yard high hur-1 ,,,,,. in tho fniia norvlco 1C0 dies Falk made S 1-5 seconds and he made tho 120-yard low hurdlo j event In 14 seconds flat. m PLAN PIMM.IPPIM: HllPfin.IC MANILA, Nov. 22. Tho president anA congress v. Ill bo pctltlonea to allow tho Phllllpplno leglslaturo to call a constitutional convention to framo nn Independent republic, tho Iioubo hcru'todny having udoptcd n resolution passed by tho scnuto threit wcakn ago, The tariff affords rollof for some Industries but what wo need In ro llof from somo Industrlos. i.uu. t.f -rimMj mmm . VrtlVn RPTTPti GPT t ?! Ulllr'HIUIt ' . 1 ) J L ifIHIl,', I Vrt.t ucDR HERALtf'lJAXWrAilA.bWgft'.1.1 i Boys, Shame! 1 4 EM W WiiW .TCTk3,IB?W.tt fflHM tJSsfpllsVflC HR N!WBiH1 iMif mrmdw ' tV!S M.?.ZZ WWL5S1 & i A .?8iw ; s:ti: Nashville. Tcnn., defeated tho boys ll left, ana Katncrino cu'.ccri maoo f. Wireless to Flash Each Play In U. of C Stanford Game Nov. 25 forna Bumn, c,ubf ,a rU,M of CaIfornU nml paithim !n olhcr oTa MatC3 Thn rtpoft wI bo telephoned from tho playing field, during tho game, to a stand ing station on tho campus. Kfforts nro being made to havo President Hay Lyman Wilbur of Stanford Unlvorslty and President David P Harrows of California del iver talk on tho radio between 13,500 States United Years Aro, Report Shows WASHINGTON, Nor. 22. Tho Indian racu Is not a dying ono. V. II. Morltt, assistant Indian com missioner says tho 340,91 In dians now In tho United States rep resent an Increase of approximately 13,500 over thu number ton yearn ago. Tho Inarcxio has boen brought about, tho assistant commissioner says, by improved housing condi tions anil increased hospital and medical facilities. Thoro nro 78 physicians, 81 nurses and 70 field matrons, tho latter vfsltlng thi homes of Indians to Improve living conditions. "Wo aro oducatlng In our Indian schools and In tho public schools of tho country 00,000 Indian cnlldron," Morrltt says, "and aro asking for In creased appropriations with " view of ultimately placing, orory Indian child of school ago In "school, on tho theory that education, Industry and hanltnry llvlni; condition? nro tlin Rolntlons of tho 'Indian prob lem." Call at tho Houso. Hot Spr)ngn Rath 17-23 halvos. liliS SHOW BIGJPEM More In Than 10 JCXSTK T Duff Evens the Now Stadium Will Bo Dedicated In Los AnRclcs 1.03 ANUni.UR, Nov, 32 IUkIi srlinnl ivthloles from nil 1'iirls of California may eomu to l.os Angeles next spring to dedicate the new mun lclp.il slndlum with their stale championship track meet, conducted under the. auspices nf the Ciillfornln Interccholnstle federation Ust miring the ntnto meet was , held In Stockton nml ijext ear It will bo hold In I -on Angeles, efforts are IioIiir made to have It held In too munlclpnl stadium In Imposition j park. It Is hoped Hint the. stn Hum will be complete I In tlmo Three Carloads of Ties I I In CoHcrc Bonfire ' SANTA CI.ARA, Cnl . Nov 22 j Students nf tho tinlicrslly of S.iiitn Clara hero are building . huge. t'.5. foot lionflo which lli bo touched j off nt n football rally nn the lilqht f before the "big game" against St Mary's collegn Thanksgiving D.iy Ttiroo carloads of railroad ties nro being used In eroding the pile. SANTA CUUIA I'OOTRAI.Ii T1XM HliWCTS POST NI'.ttllN SANTA CI.ARA. Cal , Nov 22 University of Santn ClaraV foot ball team rejected all offers for post reason contests this year but hopes to engngo In an Interac tional battlo next season, according to colleen authorities. If tho team Improves next yvr as It has done this soaton, a game with Notre Danto msy bo sought. . aj u-UT- "if, jrva.tes,U'wO&tA fcrrv't.iJ: M C 'fjcrcte tfomctOinrj of all Hje rein (folia, nnb nomttbitta; nliotte lljfin nil. 3t It t!jc Qotii tdrrno tfjat lit t(je IjNirttf of l(je tUOrlb. John Evelyn. nd oo there is in Thomson's something of the Roodncss of juicy fruits; of crisp, crunchy nut meats; of mellow milk chocolate. Out more llinn that, their flavor and their purity convey a message of friendship. A name to associate always with friendship that's Thomscn'8. M In e s r. ij . r . . mK ?Sr5 'Sr --""T JL yOllW SU5W.3W 4i Vfnuut,,'ji mn Amivz- Kar ri in 4 $1.50 " InSk picinc COAST DISCUIT CO. K-j :Q ?A tfSM$W $?$ffiWMWn M Wit' : ?"? UNDERWOODS Score nam, a m 'r,'rrr (vffins' nn , "Cocaine Carrier l'bcoui uiu cair)liin cocalno nnd. otlnr ilruk's from CSmaila to CM ritgo I" lockets lll.n that shown almve, ntcordiiiK to tho "tory told Now York oRUIals by ft drug ndd.ct Raw Furs Boys don't forget to trap the coyotes. I will pay you (jood prices for them this season. Marvin Cross 113 N. 4th St., RE in frtcnbsfjip THOMSEN'S CANDIES Sold in Klamath Falls by AVUnXIIHDAY, NOV. 0, 1028 NEW TODAY WANTI'I) house Will 1 1 mm for I'lione nnu lumnllnr, 22tf I'OU N.AI.H- -Now Hf r.leelrle wnshlim miiclilne, with wrlnitnr, eompU'to for lliui. fhm :ir.l It. KOIl HAI.I! -.'ifiit head flttn wool oeK. Will sell In small !! iMinii riKiu I'lioim fl. ag-a" WN-ri'l .l"VO-lluvn u new foiu rixiiu Iioiisii anil iwn lots mi pavo mei.i Will nlloiv tnii prleo fur iiulo us pmineiit mi property. Hen nwiier. tier. (Iregun A0. 32-2f. lMIt HUNT Cabins, furnished, 3 r.M.iiiM Sillliilile hllrtliniid and vir.. tin. Dick. 2 In llrnnil HI 22-2 1 POIttT.H SAI.IJ Auto rnrs, nt niir own price. Uro DKk, 240 Urmid flt 22-2 4 YVWrKIV (lend mull i link for 2M run I'linne !' M. J Nyhan 32-24 After Dec. 1st. ; Ti JbWLIttfcMWC.- ifTntnSvixdi msm F... i..". rt -- -, mt ilir. -"Alt i il .. -- Tstisri . ar.,i-: '.ty? .fi5-,vir,M!W,. it a; 5?'- .v. v I m". m&2m i esS4 ;' L"5T. V.V Mff JrBSB,J Pt BYALLMAN fimi nte?. .?:' Wpjrp;iffe?' D- Tc ztm: fsr' I .should have your attention. Cool weather and storms force prices up. Our fuel is the esf, our S rices are right on Slab, locks, Body and Tarna oack. Your business is solicited. 0. Peyton & Co. N ! uw, ,- vmotm m J