w -. M. " fc,rf' t ) i-!sEL!l!a5L- 1. THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON wi:iniwi.v, vovr.Miinit n, inaa lr --... 1 1 1 :tt ' Kfe t NEW TODAY Smeared by Flyfing Tackle The Office Cat nr Junius Sum rnoiiRli "Vnudovlllo nrtlsts nrn gonna havo a Jinnl tlmo this winter." "Whnt now:" "Hunch and .Hollywood Jokes nro barred." 1'ixi: thi:i: Sours of I ho green limber rnuntry ns ntniR by Thnrlow t.lmirnnro ami Mrs. l.leuraneo will entertain tho penilo of Klnmntli fnlls next Mou lay evening at tlio I'lno Tree the.t lri This will Im tin flr.U of n scries of three C!iintaiiitia entertainments to lio Rlm lirro thin winter ami they aro being handled without tx pcctntlon of profit liy the sponsors. WVMVVVWNM?W..- I ilon'l caro who Is running Tor office, anywhere, Ami I dccllno to worry O'er long skirts for tho fair, 1 may appear neglectful Hut listen bless your soul I'm thinking of a furnaco And n ilo:cn ton of coal. 1 know tho strike furnished An Imuo for our land, Tho Turkish situation l.ooko had, I understand, Hut I don't fret nbout them Not me, for, bless your soul I'm thlnklnc of a furnaco And a doren tons of coal. It Is no task to please n woman If ou find out what sho wants, siys Hut Hord. Co'oct and ritigrognto nro sy nonymous, yet tho church often fin Is that there Is n vast disparity between tho collection and the congregation. Wo wonflcr sometimes whether certain civic improvements aro like a certain Iowa town. merely Coun cil Bluffs. Just Ik-gun To right Sam unfortunately had picked out an unusually comhatlvo help meet. After threo days of married life ho returned to his Job looking some what willed and woebegone. Ills omployer. knowing the circumstanc es, sought to Joko with htm. "Sam," ho said seriously. "You look ns If, you'd been In a battle." "Vo' Jes' bet nh hasSoss." replied Sam ruefully. "Hut dat ain't de wuss of It. Ah 'pears to have robo and mar'rlcd mahsolf to do whole world wall.' " fyBMP I K . ' ' pi" y MP-- Wfv PAUM VOU SAI.K IfiO acres on nmrckt roml now ImlUllng, first class Iihr tight feneo around entire farm. Three room house, email bam, pood well ami pump, SO nrrev In cultivation, soven ncroi under gn einiuenl ditch, b.ilnnco InlKnted lis pumping plant which I t.tstnltcd ' nnd ready to operate, only Imvo to p.iy for water used. I.iunl has nnt ural drainage, rloli sandy loom, M j acres of fine hunch r,rnss p.istmc ' an Ideal farm for dairy cow a, hns, ! chicken, near sihool, near iulnf flee, has rnrtl mall dellveiv 1'rlco $4,s00, $2,soo cash, balance to iull ldress llox 4iK, Klnmath Kails. , Ore. 8 KKssv.'a tfWrvraar , , sr IS- m STKMKH PIANO fur sale. Inquire, 412.V. Uth St. S-l ! I KOU SAUK DoiIro Humbler IL' ! ltun k"i tluin. 10.000 miles ('nod rubber. A-l n million. many high clnss nccesKorli Can bo seen nt Imperial (iarago. S-10 ' KOU HKXT rnblu. Write J A I Pickle. Chlloquln. Ore S-10 , KOU KKNT- Modern -I room house. . nicely furnished, close In. Call lPIi-W. S-10 i WANTKH AtTO Have a new four room houe and two lots on pay ment. Will allow top price for auto as payment on property. See owner U0. Oregon Axe. .s-9 m A &; si, AvvtiBJuSy is -. s?.w v Af vLdMer-'iM - , i.r , i .i wr & i r-x-m rv ... Ik. i .v y TtfV!lI i5VVi k tltoWs vsm h ta iMa!9 tear y& ( (us Maltcy, crack ri cor go town Ixick. Is shown hero making nn end run in tho Georgetown-Marino guiuo nt Wnahlnctou. This plcturu uuu auapiKHl Just on u'Ocfcnilvo hulMuick left bis feel for tho tackle. "PIONEERS" NAME SUGGESTED FOR U. i OF O. GRID ELEVEN ALL ATTENDANCE RECORDS BROKEN AT SEQUOIA NAT. PARK "Hell's Oisls," and It comes pretty near llvlap up to tho same Anyway the actors have tu r." through ludl to get to tho oasis. Tomorrow th two nets nf r.-iinle. i ...... : - i " vllle are the attraction but a remark-1 many abde picture of western rep and nctlou will alc he shown. V1SAI.IA. Calif. Nov. 5 All nt tendnnco records were broken thh1 Ktinimer In the (lenernl dm at and Tliurlow Ueurnnce or by tho'theatrn. A guarantee fund has been raUoJ to secure this high class entertainment for this com munity and it Is expected that scv cral hundred season tickets will bo taken in support of the effort In bringing In such high class enter tainments, Mr. Mcuranco tells the story of tho green tmbcr country in songs composed in the enchanted "land nf tho bluo sky water." He Is ably as sisted by Mrs. Mcuranco (Kdna Woolcy) and both appear In Indian garb which ads to the beauty and ro mance of the settlr.R for the won derful Indian songs. M !..? ......I... til.. 11 .1... 11--1I ., , .; ' ',""R!" Pioneer state and tho university tho beautiful jouur soprano sinner u 1oncer a u,fn , , . comes highly recommended and will . with sours both classical "". "l '""" "'a""n uregon is ini only caclfle coast conference team without a nick name Tho Washington eleven an- i:-(li:Ni:, Ore, Nov. 7 Cnher pity of OroRou'it football team winu a name ami kurkcIIoiw are being heard from alt nana of the catinmr hero Someone tliouehl the "Hon-1 "l""- miuou.n pars, near nore. would In) u goo I name nnd . nccordlm; to Superintendent John It seem to like It. White. Tho combined attendance The name "l'loneers." It Is claim-1 t t(,o two parks was 77.9SS0, which on, woum do fitiuiK, for Oregon Is Did you over sec a man who Rot to tho top of tho ladder by being n Kretich: Neither did wc. Wo havo often noticed that pco plo who writa nnnoymous letters nover know how to spell. K. C. Stuckey says a flapper can not help It If sho Is Reed looking, and you can rest assured sho will not try to. finimmnr Thcro was a ynuns lady from Kent Whoso grammar was terribly bent, Sho h.ild to her flame "I'm so Rlad you havo came. Hut I'll miss you so much when jou'to went." Ono of tho Itojs, relates Krank Washington, was watching n colored gentleman work and ho was certain ly making the dirt fly. Ho asked him how it was ho worked so fast and so well. Ilastus kept right on working and roplled, "Vo ecc, Mr. Iloss, ah Jest sticks do match oh enthusiasm to do fuso ob cnorgy an ah Jest natural ly explodes, ah does." Iust clinncti, W. II. .Morgan, pi iino tuner, at Shopherds, A few moro days only tf Till: I.11IKKTV Abel Oance's sensational produc tion, "I Accuse," which Is tho fea ture at tho Liberty theatre tonight, has In it all the elements that go to make n really Rreat and successful motion picture. Thrills there are aplenty, with acticn and human In terest abounding from tho first start of the film to tho very last. Tho story Is remarkable for Its directness and simplicity. It tells tho conflicting emotions of two men of entirely different temperaments In love with the same woman. Ono Is a poet, visionary to tho extreme, and who coes through life as In u dream Tho othcrjs tho husband, tenderly, loving toward his wife at times, I again selfish and brutal, Thcio men, I Intensely Jealous of each, etch Is consumed by a burning hatred. Their i experiences on the battlefield cause thorn "to find their truo selves and a ( entertain with songs both classical nnd popular. Sho has been sing-, "ng for tho San Frnnclico Call's , radio broadcast station and was tho young woman chosen to assist In en tertaining General I'cuhlng at Kan sas City recently. The other act of the vaudeville Is Riven by two young men back from overseas rervlce. They are musi cians and both entertain and a;nure their audiences. Rugby Football It Popular at Stanford swers to the name of 'Huskies." Washington Stnte has the "Cougars," The Oregon Agricultural college tea mcalae Itself the "Aggies." over at Idaho they call tho team the Vandals." Stanford has the 'Cardi nals," California tho "Hears." and nt southern California tho football men are the Trojans " was 1 ! . 1 0 ft better than Inst jenr. Orant Hark this year had r.0, lOf. visitors, while 27. nil registered at1 Sequoia. Tho Sci-uoln l'ark nttend unco wan less than last enr. which, was SV-Gn. nrcordliiR to official flg-j ores. Officials bellevo tho figures show n decline In attendauco he cause nil jhe visitors wero not checked In. Ah Lo Sinp; Held Up Train While He Dressed Portland Baseball Team Has no Scout STANFORD t'NIVI'RSITV. Cal.. Nov. 7. Rugby football practice has been started by tho Stanford team which expects to go to llrltlsh Co lumbia during tho winter holldajs for games. .The contests will ho staged under tire Vancouver. II. C CAI.I'XICO. Cal. Nov 7.-Ah l.o Sing had to get up ami dress, nnd tho limited train In I to wait while ho did It. ThU happened here recently be taiuc Mr. Ah, whn'e iiamu defluei lits nationality, was legally In the t'ulted Suites hut had no authorln Id- bought a iliku Too Diner ough." PORTLAND. Ore.. Nov. 7 The Portland baseball club in IS..", will have no scout. Club officials bnvu announced that Tom Turner, scout I u' '",,,' Mexico this year, would not he re-employed. ! (rom " AiiRele to Vumii. ni-i: ex auspices of the They said that this was no reflee-1 P''cted to ko by an all-American Rugby I'nlon. Hon upon Turner's ability, hut they I rnu,' liul f,'r H0'll, n-ason tho r.ill ; havo decided that tho money used In ir"ai1 "'!' loaded him on a Pull l-ite .'raying the salary of a scout would i """ ,,l',, W,'M '' "' ''""h "' be devoted to tho purchase of ,t, tontliorn Pacific which enters Met! ci. iiure ami emvrgei nt Andrndi When Mr. Ah reached hum hit wn sourAl anlevp in his berth. He tml to hit awakened, tlio train held whib' i hit ilresned, and he 4ta obliged to cniiipb1!.. Ills Joiirni'y by uutomoblb', I iitayliig north uf im Hue. Walter (observing diner's dUsatls-rUyeri. Turner's salary this year faction): "Aren't jour eggs cook-! "a 55.000 nnd his expense wero ed lone enough, rlr?" ealU to lave amounted to i.'.SOO "Vcs, hut not soon en Get results by using class ads. ' ' ' L1NKVILLE IN YE OLDE TIMES , J .Now Is tile llim . to HWi-nr off Ni"V (i start soiiu thing Yi.ira firm friendship replaces tho former Intensu dislike. In tho absence of husband and lover, tho wlfo falls Into tho hands of tho enemy, After four ears sho escapes, returning, with hor child to her natlvu town In France. Tho poet has been In valid out of nun Ice. To him tho woman tells hor story and asks pro tection for Imr child from hor hits-, band'a anger. Tho husband comes homo, finds tho child, and Instantly accuses his friend, tho poet. The true otory of, tho Infant's parentage Is toll; tho two men Join forces to avenge tho mother, nnd return to I tho battlo front. ' SBp rjimf licrftrroMS wnm tiii: YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should have your attention. Cool t weather and storms force 'prices up. Our fuel is the best, "bur prices are right on Slab, Blocks, Body and Tama oack. ' , . , Your business is solicited. 0. Peyton & Co. 41 HUM, VHOJfl .STRAND f Anolhur ten cunt night nt the Strand with ono of those wondorfii.' western plcturos with Neal Hart as tho star in what is offered for this, evening. Tho tltlo of tho picture 1st Vty AHi,WX) C- k'tm r;.. ii r- I "TT ST " tyr.. iNCTTWlHt I I W.1 I Qtbz-Tzr-1 cap jZ&r Im Ttbil SAV 1 I tCMS 0 VjU l'Viv J y-"' AIM ll-.S OTA ..I t fJMT 1.9 v;OHt(4 MARSHAL OTItr VAUKER 15 Mr5TIFit-TMrl tt TlC THIWl OA HC MAS FOUNtA BUNCH OF FLOyCRS WI'KIS &CK. Flyer at 85 "Morn fun 'I'd uu'omi.blllnB," uili) Mm. ruiinbi llatl'tt, SS. N vaiU ilnctr.. ufjir lmrnist lr flight. Now, of tor. Inn hccin! onu. ho'ii planning a lllatit from Rcoo to CrlscOv, . . Today At The Liberty Abii tlMilie'- Ncii'iilb im Piollllilhin "I ACCUSE" t iii'iiiemhiiis Imllitiiniu nf M 'Hi i n tivllliillon. CointiiK 1'ilihn Hint spe In) AHrmlliin "THE SAIL01WV1ADE MAN" Stuirlnu Unit "-l nt of ('. nirih. Hiiiu'it lilojil, 'I lilt Is tin1 lilte IiIk I.Ii.jiI spci llil lilt! fli-sl fOUI--Hl l'IIN'ul Ml'. I.llilll H'T lllllllt'. Wl IIIC lm I li till j oil mImiiii HiN one, iw II r.inlnlii' Iiikiii .'iiiiiliin (limed to tin' font of Hliii Hum win ever licfoio In. 1.1 jti.i .ill il hi n plitmi'. Hi 11 tt nnd be initiiuit'tl. y Don't Fail to Koad Tlio Herald Clnnaificii Adn. WILLIAM deMILLE pnooucTiaii AGNES AYRES SJACK.HOLT I THURSDAY, NOV. 9 ONE DAY ONLY TONIGHT LAST SHOWING OF "The Wall Flower" with COLLEEN MOORE nlso BEN TURPIN in "HOMEMADE MOVIES" mviisi'k i,m:h d.w, i :jii Adult U.-.i , l.nn. h, :t."x ) (IiIIiIiiii hie SiiiiiLiim, Adillli it.1t ; I.I.8IM, .".lie; (IiIIiIiiii, I Or l.l MNt.'H 7 (III .N llsllll Ailiili-, ;", I ;:' . niii'i ciilliiiin nil Kiluiilaj anil Hunil.i) M.',lil-, (IiIIiIiiii UOc citiliWMis nuujuiinrtTipt Urlkl T9 wm ILS7v4'l WVjSIsViw' u9 rovpiflLjiHL. iW. - Don't fail to read the -Herald Classified Ad. -i w rt? F rr DOINGS OF THE DUFFS The Mistake Was on the Wrong Man BY ALLMAN iTwuTeUR.lET ME HAvlP lp!D OH I BEUEVE HE V-n SOME MONEY- I WAT '.V2Ll.,c;o ;" ' n- rulrrl SO RIGHT TO GEV 50METHING IN WITH IT- TIII3 WRONG WNGEM 0ACK HranE THIS LITTIE STORE FIVE SPOT IS . r7 ANP SHOW HIM BEFORE. VIE GO HOME! ALL I HAVE! 1 I doST WHAT HEGAVC - . .. I , f I VOL-DOf4'T LET THAT Y r7 I JCROOK. GET AWAV WITH 0 ' Pl7t w THAt'a THE WAV YOUR HARD rABMEO MONEV GOES -LEAVE IT TO A V7QMAM TO GET FOOLED- I'LL BET SOMEPOCf Puts one ovca ON HER. EVERY PAV- 5HES ALWAY3 eEEFIN' I ll i MONEV : J OH. IT'6 ILLRIGHT NOW -HE GAVE Ma A DOLLAR TOO MUCH. AND MR TOOK IT BACK' m r h i. FOR HOUSE MONEV .' S i ' IMk S mtmm J. lM..l.il .l..lf - I! I I IWIMBW .1 Jl ' " L. ! I - - il 1 m- W'Wi