JitilfaWW'!!1"1"1'' V-HM . . .-..J.1! : , .tor EVENING HERALD. KLJ -wfl4 H ,, - - aiomw, nnoiiint hi,, f t.!i Pare Four THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON HI ffF T ," :" ii . lit It Showing 'Em ! it ft ? i u- r i i - - - ----- y r-r- -UFw- rE . gggggggjg SAN FRANCISCO WINS PEBi . I k U r j h it f 4 - B It 4 r ? 1 r.1 JK I! i .a i V. P , :& "L-, i . . Seals Cinch Scries by De feating Oakland in First of Double-Header The Office Cat UV JUNIUS K some folk talked loss, wo could Imitate moro of what they say, says Don Zumwnlt. Hoauty la only skin (loop and some (tinea -It Is only powdered on. , I1AKX POOLS ,Of nil I tin poMs Hint walk tho street, r IM like to land n blow .Upon ttin silly poof that says "Hello. Hill, Whaddya know?" There' a Villain Hen' Mobbed "Oh. dear, I've lost my llttlo i!nk how." Hraldod "How perfectly awful! What illil he look like:" Advice: Don't lot a bald-headed drug clerk try to sell you hair tonics. Doctor says face powder Is danger ous. Il certainly Is when a man wears some of It home on his shoulder. gusilirieil Negro rookie I'd lahk to have a new pair o' shoes, tun. Sergeant Are jour shoes worn outT Hookle Worn out! Man, the bottoms of mah shoes nro so thin ah can step on a dime and tell whether It's heads or tails. nrsTr.n homaxck There was n young lady named Stella M'hose beau was a bow-legged fella. When he asked her to sit In his lap, why she lit On his soft corn, then how he did bclta. Tin: r.i Midnight, and In the smoking room of n club- sat a young man huddled In a chair. A friend enter ed. "Hello, Smith." he said cheerful ly, "not going homo yet?" "No," muttered the despairing one, "I I daren't." "Why, what's tho matter?" "Matter? It's tho end of every thing. It means ruin, grief and spoiled life." Tho friend looked frightened. "Here. Smith, tell mo what's the trouble. Perhaps I can help you." .Smith tlcnclicd his fists till tho knuckles showed white. "No ono can help me," ho cried In ngony. "I havo como to tho end of nil things. At S o'clock I telephoned to my wife and gate her u perfectly good excuse for not coming straight home, and " his volco sank to a whisper. 1'vo forgotten what I said." A girl seems to tlilnl; olio hai a long Hklrt If a couplo of ribbons danglo around her ankles. Mom Than Willing "Sir, would you glvo five dollars In bury u saxophone player?" '-'lli-rii'ii thirty dollars. Uury six of them," A gill never knows how quickly tho dinner burnn until her mother leaves the city for n duy's play spell. Marriages may bo made In heaven! but ;i comfnrtabli) porch swing often delivers ,tho goods, garglei Jco. Stevenson. YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should have your attention. Cool weather and storms force prices up Our fuel is the best, our prices are right on Slab, Blocks, Body and Tama oack. Your business is solicited. 0. Peyton & Co. SAN' PKANCISCO. Oct. lfi.The San Francisco club won tho 1U22 Pacific Coast league pennant by do featlng Oakland Saturday In tho first ganio of a double-header. The g-iiuo j went ten Inning and the score wns 6 to .V Tho Seals took the second i nine. 4 to I. This l llir flrat luMinntil tit., U ... ! Francisco club has won since 1017. Jack (Dots) .Miller. In his first jear as manager. Is given credit for hav ing the club win the pennant. l'layers oa tho San Francisco team will split $6000. which w.vi offered! by the league to tho team finishing first. The Vernon Tigers will ill-' vide J 1000, offered to tho second place team All other teams In the' league cx:epi tho tallcudos will have a bonus. Sunset Table Official Time Given by (.ante War den (o Prevent Arrest Oct. 16 . 17 . IS . 19 . 20 . 21 . S3 24 . 25 . 20 . 27 . 28 . 29 . 30 . 31 . "XT Sun rise C:0S ...........6:09 6:11 G:12 0:13 ..G: lG 6:16 6. IS 6:19 6:20 ...........6:22 ...JL...C:23 ........... C: 2 4 6:26 0:27 ..M.M..6:2S Sun- ( set i .1:05 I B-03 r.:02 r.:oo I 4:5S 4.57 4-G5 J 4:53 4:C2 4:50 4:4S 4:47 4:4S 4:11 4:42 4:ll EJaio Kaw, all-Amcrlcaa hrlf. rack In 1521, now with Cornell, ehows the youns idea how to kink. FOOTBALL RESULTS tiii: H'liiiitTV "Tho'lliiiuls of Nara" In which the brilliant OIiun Kliubnll Viiutig will star Is niinouiieed for the Lib erty thealro today, mid It should provo one of thg so.isou'tt mint Vn talntnlulng phototihos. Itlehard Washburn ChllilJ the pres ent nmbnsiador from Jlio I'ulied State-j (o Italy. Is tho author of this ory succesnful novel, which ran for many weeks ns a serial In Collier's magazine. In Its book form It has had a wldo sale, mid (t Is chiihIiI ired (Mo of the best nolMrs of tint ear " I'ho Hands of Nara" lunken mi ndmlr.iblo picture, ami It provides l'o talented Miss Young with an n trentely of forth o liinracler to por tray Tho story, hni Its sotlnit first In Itiissla, where several of Its mint dramatic scenes lako place dtirHiK tho revolution. Next tho scene shifts to Now York, whore, ngiltitt the background of the faiiiouu (ilietlu and later, of tho luxury of Fifth n. .iiiie, tho clipping notion iiiii- iniies Mlrs Young plus tho part of n b'MUtlful )oiing. Itussl.in girl who on npes the riinlutloii mid re.i. lies Ni w York after many hardshlpi M.iny nilveiituiiM befall her, but limit more intorritlng than tho revelation to her that her bauds posses n re markable healing power. He? new l fcund gift brings her temporary fa-no. but l( almost causes tho Iojh of her lover. Is it possible that the citizens of Klitmnth County object to railroad competition? Why is it, that Dairy Products of Tillamook County cm be shipped about 8G0 miles all rail to Snn Fran cisco in any quantity at 87c per cwt. AND a like product of a Mnlin Factory be compelled to haul 30 miles to Klamath Fnlla and they pay $hJ3 per cwt. L. C. L to San Francisco, about 435 miles? NOTICi: TO CANDIDATES , The attention of candidates for Municipal offices Is hereby called to tho necessity of filing with tho Po lice Judge their acceptances of nom inations made by non-partisan peti tion. Not later than tho 17th day of October, at fl o'clock P. M. W S. WILEY. Acting Police Judge of City of Klam ath Falls. ???? What's It all about???? Seo thst ail on page two and then make n gucii what It's all about. Correct guess will Ret you a free din ner Saturday. October 21. 1C CO 1ST l'alorslt of Oregi ft 0. Mult. A. C. 20. Nevada 35. Occidental 0. Idaho 0, Washington 2. f, Oregon Agglea 3. Pacific Vi 0. Stanford 7, Sanit Clara 0. wi:sTi:it.v Colorado Aggies GO, U. of Wyom ing 0. I', of Colorado 3. U. of New Mex ico 0. . fti-lcm Ccrnell GS, New Haml'i. Stole 7.f Penn Stato 32, Lebanon Valiuy tij North Dakota 7, SoutJj'DiikStn D.8 1. of Penn. 12, i: of Mar) land oj Ohio Unlvarsly 7.i)pnUoH -y Dclolt C4, North weiten lYep. Toxas 7, Oklahoma Aggies 7 Iowa G. Yalo 0, 6eu tho big Question on page two of this Issac. Can you-tcm-s what It's about? Sec same placu toicof row for some ni-w ilop. IB-' WRWLEY5 after every meal adds a zest and helps digest One live cent package of Wrlglcy's, contains a beneficial after dinner1 treat for the whole family. It gives 4ellght and keeps teeih white. It's a satisfying svee3. , "Wrlgley's is cleansing, eoolsng and soottiing to mouth and 2nrozi2. Lasts long costs little does much. Wriglcy's Is made clean and comes to you clean, wholesome and'luli of flavor in Sis wax wrapped package. THR STItAMl The final show ing of 'No Trespass- ! ing in which Irene Cnstlo dlspl.i ! tfiiwiin and bathing suits will bo made this evening at the Strand This Is a llodklnson picture of recent release and Is ono of the best of Its two. Yesterday a packed house saw this !l wonderful picture and nil agreed that ; it wan exceptlonly entertaining It Is taken from the novel "The Itlso of Itnsron Palnu" by Joseidi C Lin coln, and the plcturos were taken In New York and at a popular bathing rotort near (lostoa. There will also bo a Charlie Chap-' lln comedy tonight which will pro duce a laugh where till cUo falls. Tuesday wilt be ten cents night frtr eerbody and a South Seas pic lure will bo put on that will please, I Thiro will also bo comedy la mnkul out a full program - I'aiil Ailtit1leiiietil TJ'T' , i . v.'-l t . . ill 111 I 111 I '11 0 t ain mmtttfr Thty mf toad far taluaUt SHMHIU k WRIGLEY73 P. k. 1.1 tac new sugar fneketed autn. All VVrlfjlcy'a benefits and on extra treat lor your "awect tooth." C77 I B?2W Hl MBSBO yflBaJJB ffSmli y RxBuHbK.473 iVVmiEkltiA vk&QlJtfwl7'&7l J in Does Our Enemy Strike in the Dark? Freight rates in and out of KInm.ntli Fulls arc in the hands of the Inter state Commerce Commission. Our company daily expects a decision which will permit a general reduction in freight rates nil classes. Our company is as anxious to reduce these rates as our patrons arc to have them cut down. This is an answer to an anonymous advertisement published by agents of a foreign railroad whose sole object i s to destroy the Southern Pacific Sys tem, which is their strongest competitor. ' Wc know the people of Klamath Falls to be fuir-minded, and we know you will insist upon fair play in this matter. ,. ' -,- J. J. MILLER, 4 L. BRADFORD, V. V. HEDGEPETH, . E. E. EARL, .. M.-L. WEDDLE, . , H. E. BOVENKERK, , Committee loMfwit" " " .itnii. 1." 1 . 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