i? i Page Four THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON TI'I'SI.VV, Ot'iOIII'll II, lOUU. Probable Pitchers For SPORTS Connolly Brothers Makers of The Connolly Saddle Opening Game Tomorrow; Few Ball Plnycra Are Being Developed i Now By John McGrnw KfiSSSSsSESgESI . IHTEREST HIGH IN BOX MG BOU T The Office Cat Y JTJMUH Otilnt: I'lno "I hour your wife l qultp n ninrknninn. linn alio tnmlo any r inula?" "Yes; tliroo guides, flvo wliulows, mill n row." "Another niicMlnnnlrc: Why l It Hip liuay man lias tlnto In slinvp pvory day nr I'vcry oilier ilay wlillo Hip Mroel liKkfer cannot flml tlmo to hIkivp onto a wools? Inquire Jim (IIviiiir. A OlilrnRo man hrnjtht n wife for J'lXf, and now reports say that slip hai run away. Our siirrpsIIoii to a man with $13", who wants soiup thlur. that won't run Is to Invent It In :i fecund hand motor car. Ills II v "flVn.itnr. what a aril?" Iiont summer hoa "fiiion I'll have to iay for It. Vnliody seems Inrllneil to send me In a pence conference. Xnfuriilly KmldWeil The 'woman said she wanted a honk to kIvo her llttln hoy on his hlrlhday, something useful and In structive. "Ilpro's an pxcpllent one on "Self Help!" said tho clerk. "Solr Help!" she exclaimed. "Ho doesn't need any Instruction In that llno-j-ynu oiiRht to seo lilm at n I'mty." tpBf John Roller says after a man finds nut ho can mnkn n speech ho heplns to on tho stlKlitest provorntlon. Jack What Is It when you'ro married twice at tho samo time? Polygamy. Jiick Amir when you'ro married only nnco? Kd. Monotony. "I'll see you!" cried tho strip poker fiend, ns ho slapped down four ores. Dear Offlco Cat Hero's one, nil donii In nlrc roM letters, on a loan office In Marlon, Ind.: Krosty -MONKV TO I.OA.V It l presumed Frosty supplies his clients with cold cash. O. II, I'mimiTlcil I.lfe Tim "How arc you Kettlnj: nlonj; I at homo wlillo your wife's away?" f Jim "Fino, Wo reached the lieiclit of efficiency. I can put on my socks now from cither end." l.ullinr lliirhnnk has produced n now poach hut we supposo It would I'o too much to expect that It hasn't fuzz on It. i mm I Hill sl . : i.A - ...... ."' .HT VKIIF. titWTS , WiSJ,hiSmhh:ms : joi; 1:1 n vasub mr'it ,, ,",., NKW YOllK. on :i.- in hit,, enr MamiRpr John J. Mrdruw of Hi- (limits has iilniost co.ihoiI In .("Uii 'younK lull players, and " soimv li.it ti the local compe "H,ii of the Yankee for the tlty'n o.iIioh.iko. has lieen rorced mnro mi,l nioro to en Into the marts mid luiv hu petulant winners with the -oin of the realm. Mi draw hns develop,v marvel- iu pliyon mid Imi comhlned tlirm of'e. ft.-ly in hi tlmo hut of the ln ,nt team only four of tlioso who hi .. elaMlfloil as "reKiilars" ie. ivoii their lindane from John J Th- ivlirrs woro IpourIiI or traded from other major Ipiikiip cIiiIk or pi, kp,l tip an virtually fluNlied pro ducts from the minors. Of the first strliiK pitchers Ar thur Xehf mid Jess llaine.i voter mis of last year' series, mid IIiirIi McQuillan were ohinlnod from llos. ton Catcher Frank Snyder was taken from St. l.ouU several years nuo. Karl .Smith made n record In the International leaRtie hut he hears tho trademark of a Mcdraw product. At first tiato deorco Knlly learn ed mnit of what It knows from Mrdraw. nn did Frlscli. the regular serond liasomnn. At shortntop I'aii tnlu D.ivy llancrr.ft came from Phil adelphia mid at third h.ise. Holiie droll, once of the (limits, tins spent too much time In (Mnclnn.itl to he Included nmniiR Hip linmo-Rrnwii. N'or l SIrdraw's re-onl hnlstered liy the Insertion of Johnny lluwl InRs Into the Infield. He has. Iieon thern lunch of the siintmor. due to h" erle of Inlurles to droll. Frurlt linn cone from second to Hint and ItawllnRs has stihhcil at " nnd. hut. like lilt mate al short a'op. ItawllnRs came fnim the Qua k"ri In Hip outfield only Hois YounR s con hlereii a Mcdrawlte. "Irish" Meusel came with the troop from ihe (Juaker City, as did Casey Slen-trel. Promoter Snys Tickets Are Goinp; Fust; Lumber- jncks Buy 3 Rows Tickets for Ihe Illti'lilo-Swllid'er flRht Frltltiy nlitht are roIiir like I i-.l cakes, aci-ordllii; to I'red dnrlrli l dlnitliiK more than usual Interest '11 the fortlu'omlliK limit. Three ro't hate I u taken hy the Nine l.uiuti-r vomp.iuy hoys, who will lend voi il support to Swindler. The flRlitom will complete their IralnliiR toulRht. Until Niiy they nr In erelleut condition, so the pom' condition ullhl "111 ho ulmclit, ulin eter w'ns. Swindler still refuses to lie draw I out hy Itltrhle's pulillHheil opinion of Ills opponent. Ho did Venture that he theiiRht lie could "keep Itltchle In terested," mid thill ho would "let thn referee do the t.ilkliiR." Holt Allen mid Hoh ltos4 nrn train Iiir for liouts nt Weed Octoli-r in. Itoss will moot Carlo domi'-m nml Allen matched with Kid Drheoll Until hunts will ro four rounds In nrcoril.iuco with ihe Callfotiil.t Inw Itoss esinhlNlied Ills reputation n' Weed reretttlv when he won the d" eislon over llenrcnt Wlldy Wo want to seo tlie tlodeo and Fair mo will cloie on the afternoons of Weiluesdjy. Thiiisday and Friday hut will ) opi'ti In Ihe evonltii; as usual. Currln's For DriiRS. .1 Billings, Moutnnn hihI x Klitnmth Fulls, Ore. !)!?. Main St. V : i! I I Mnke Our Place Your Headquarter During the Rotleo IllK cut III terms onahlo you to huy , that Yiitrola now. I'arl .Sheplnril Music Sioro. :i i I i I 'The Storm" li hem! Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ads. ::-t xetici: to citi:t)iToits Wliero I ho Troulilo Lay "Did you havo any difficulty with your French In 1'arls?" "N'o hut Iho French people did." Votlro I horohy Riven that Ihe unilerslRiieil has heeu duly appoint oil administratrix of the estate of U llllani Kluier dordon, decoasoil. hy the County Court of the Statu of OroKon for KlauV.ith County, and all persons IiuvIiir claims iikiiIusi huIiI ostuto are hereby notified to present same to sal, administratrix at the offlco of It. C. droesheck, lawyer, Klamath Falls. OroKon, within six montliH of the date at this notice. Dated October a. 11I2L'. KUSIKCOIIIIO.V. Aduilulstratrix of Kstatu of William Klmer dordon. Deceased. O .1.10.17.24.31 Wo ilon't Intend to run for mayor or any other local political office. Wo aro loo busy delivering flni class dniK sorvlco to our patrons. Currln Savs So. 3 lH They Cnn'l (Jet Away "Did IllRhlen Hlirceed In ohtalnlnR a divorce? "Yes, and ho has already boon revamped." "Hut few Rlrls havo a dlRiilfled carriage," snorts Chief Wllsnn. Aw, cheer up, said Sheriff Low, that's Just tho fashionable debutante Flouch, lu.ono Itecords at Karl Shophorda. 3 YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should have your attention. Cool weather and storms force prices up. Our fuel is the best, our prices aro right on Slab, Blocks, Body and Tania oaclc. Your business is solicited. 0. Peyton & Co. kBpJ 1TNJ t axi rare TO Rodeo Grounds SO Cents Per Passenger TAXI OPERATORS OF KLAMATH FALLS maummmmmmmmammmBmmmam Cured without Surgery MY guaranteed cure for Piles is a norvsurijlcal method, eliminating knife, operation, anaesthetic, pain and confinement. I have never failed to cure a catc of Piles in the history of my practice, proof of which may be had by obtaining the loni; list of prominent Northwest people whom I have treated. I iimiia all doubt to rMulU bf iraini la rafund your ( if I foil to cut jrour PiU. Writ or cU to dtf far my FREE bockl.t. DR.CHAS. J.DEAN SNDANDMOnRISIN PORT LAN D.ORUON MCNIION TMI5 PAPER WHCfl WHITPMC t5? fftWw4x) MjO Or0 ' rl" If W&&, WW ttate il a mr Imnftl I"--lirf Ihnt forllir tirii-o aiknl, OlirttrrlirM ultra llir irciilrtt V4lui' in Tiuki.li HlriiilclKarrltrt rtrr iilfrrrd lu vmoLrra, I.igKett ii M)cr 'I'oIjcio C.u. Auiitlii, Cuvalla, Siitvniii and Saiiisouu the fniiioito Ttirkirili tobacce: ummI in ChcHlerfield's Turkish Itleutl are hoiighl on Turkish plaiilatiotiri by our resident liuyerx. V? take no cIiuiicuh we Avion the high quality of our tohucuod. , DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Getting the Razz BY ALLMAN r s CHI ' ' n f I'D uke: to have. aoMt uttib ) ? I f voo did that verv I IT" I TCACHcn'a ) I:rj BOV 5TAV MiV CLEAM OrF THE S - ' ' "( VELU PAMNV AMD I ) PRT' "' S- SOIIEOMa WILL VOI.U.SVEr:R,LaT MHHH I V.AMOChV S r L lMti SCHOOL ToPCLB AM 1 V HIM HOLD UP HIS HAHD' ,- HHIHIIH --1' T U-J, JPJkTMH BtACKUOARP -y-zzzcr BHNfeB 7J1 T Ah that's MOTiiiN'.j TYfm-tn Mly ( CHOOSE .DAMMvff llKPwPiH ' ' l TR!5i---l ' JVK ' ' I u k-MONB ffff JL42-J -f I f t M J. ! 9 t UMH, Mr-'-yT - 't"s,imr' ' m : . " -f -m- t i ' - ' " - i fHitw " i.'..rw - yuC"" ' n m- r r ' " ' " , f J , ! I I . I HI II I . T7. ...,!! J 'I I