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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 3, 1922)
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
TI'I'SI.VV, Ot'iOIII'll II, lOUU.
Probable Pitchers For
The Connolly Saddle
Opening Game Tomorrow;
Few Ball Plnycra
Are Being Developed
i Now By John McGrnw
IN BOX MG BOU
The Office Cat
"I hour your wife l qultp n
ninrknninn. linn alio tnmlo any r
"Yes; tliroo guides, flvo wliulows,
mill n row."
"Another niicMlnnnlrc: Why l It
Hip liuay man lias tlnto In slinvp pvory
day nr I'vcry oilier ilay wlillo Hip
Mroel liKkfer cannot flml tlmo to
hIkivp onto a wools? Inquire Jim
A OlilrnRo man hrnjtht n wife for
J'lXf, and now reports say that slip
hai run away. Our siirrpsIIoii to a
man with $13", who wants soiup
thlur. that won't run Is to Invent It
In :i fecund hand motor car.
Ills II v
"flVn.itnr. what a
"fiiion I'll have to iay for It.
Vnliody seems Inrllneil to send me
In a pence conference.
The 'woman said she wanted a
honk to kIvo her llttln hoy on his
hlrlhday, something useful and In
structive. "Ilpro's an pxcpllent one on "Self
Help!" said tho clerk.
"Solr Help!" she exclaimed. "Ho
doesn't need any Instruction In that
llno-j-ynu oiiRht to seo lilm at n
John Roller says after a man finds
nut ho can mnkn n speech ho heplns
to on tho stlKlitest provorntlon.
Jack What Is It when you'ro
married twice at tho samo time?
Jiick Amir when you'ro married
"I'll see you!" cried tho strip
poker fiend, ns ho slapped down
Dear Offlco Cat Hero's one, nil
donii In nlrc roM letters, on a loan
office In Marlon, Ind.:
Krosty -MONKV TO I.OA.V
It l presumed Frosty supplies his
clients with cold cash. O. II,
Tim "How arc you Kettlnj: nlonj; I
at homo wlillo your wife's away?" f
Jim "Fino, Wo reached the
lieiclit of efficiency. I can put on
my socks now from cither end."
l.ullinr lliirhnnk has produced n
now poach hut we supposo It would
I'o too much to expect that It hasn't
fuzz on It.
i mm I Hill
sl . : i.A - ...... ."'
.HT VKIIF. titWTS ,
: joi; 1:1 n vasub
mr'it ,, ,",.,
NKW YOllK. on :i.- in hit,,
enr MamiRpr John J. Mrdruw of
Hi- (limits has iilniost co.ihoiI In
.("Uii 'younK lull players, and
" soimv li.it ti the local compe
"H,ii of the Yankee for the tlty'n
o.iIioh.iko. has lieen rorced mnro
mi,l nioro to en Into the marts mid
luiv hu petulant winners with the
-oin of the realm.
Mi draw hns develop,v marvel-
iu pliyon mid Imi comhlned tlirm
of'e. ft.-ly in hi tlmo hut of the
ln ,nt team only four of tlioso who
hi .. elaMlfloil as "reKiilars" ie.
ivoii their lindane from John J
Th- ivlirrs woro IpourIiI or traded
from other major Ipiikiip cIiiIk or
pi, kp,l tip an virtually fluNlied pro
ducts from the minors.
Of the first strliiK pitchers Ar
thur Xehf mid Jess llaine.i voter
mis of last year' series, mid IIiirIi
McQuillan were ohinlnod from llos.
ton Catcher Frank Snyder was
taken from St. l.ouU several years
nuo. Karl .Smith made n record
In the International leaRtie hut he
hears tho trademark of a Mcdraw
At first tiato deorco Knlly learn
ed mnit of what It knows from
Mrdraw. nn did Frlscli. the regular
serond liasomnn. At shortntop I'aii
tnlu D.ivy llancrr.ft came from Phil
adelphia mid at third h.ise. Holiie
droll, once of the (limits, tins spent
too much time In (Mnclnn.itl to he
Included nmniiR Hip linmo-Rrnwii.
N'or l SIrdraw's re-onl hnlstered
liy the Insertion of Johnny lluwl
InRs Into the Infield. He has. Iieon
thern lunch of the siintmor. due to
h" erle of Inlurles to droll.
Frurlt linn cone from second to
Hint and ItawllnRs has stihhcil at
" nnd. hut. like lilt mate al short
a'op. ItawllnRs came fnim the Qua
k"ri In Hip outfield only Hois YounR
s con hlereii a Mcdrawlte. "Irish"
Meusel came with the troop from
ihe (Juaker City, as did Casey Slen-trel.
Promoter Snys Tickets Are
Goinp; Fust; Lumber-
jncks Buy 3 Rows
Tickets for Ihe Illti'lilo-Swllid'er
flRht Frltltiy nlitht are roIiir like I i-.l
cakes, aci-ordllii; to I'red dnrlrli l
dlnitliiK more than usual Interest '11
the fortlu'omlliK limit. Three ro't
hate I u taken hy the Nine l.uiuti-r
vomp.iuy hoys, who will lend voi il
support to Swindler.
The flRlitom will complete their
IralnliiR toulRht. Until Niiy they nr
In erelleut condition, so the pom'
condition ullhl "111 ho ulmclit, ulin
Swindler still refuses to lie draw I
out hy Itltrhle's pulillHheil opinion of
Ills opponent. Ho did Venture that
he theiiRht lie could "keep Itltchle In
terested," mid thill ho would "let thn
referee do the t.ilkliiR."
Holt Allen mid Hoh ltos4 nrn train
Iiir for liouts nt Weed Octoli-r in.
Itoss will moot Carlo domi'-m nml
Allen matched with Kid Drheoll
Until hunts will ro four rounds In
nrcoril.iuco with ihe Callfotiil.t Inw
Itoss esinhlNlied Ills reputation n'
Weed reretttlv when he won the d"
eislon over llenrcnt Wlldy
Wo want to seo tlie tlodeo and
Fair mo will cloie on the afternoons
of Weiluesdjy. Thiiisday and Friday
hut will ) opi'ti In Ihe evonltii; as
usual. Currln's For DriiRS. .1
Klitnmth Fulls, Ore.
!)!?. Main St. V
Mnke Our Place Your Headquarter
During the Rotleo
IllK cut III terms onahlo you to huy ,
that Yiitrola now. I'arl .Sheplnril
Music Sioro. :i i
'The Storm" li hem!
Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ads.
xetici: to citi:t)iToits
Wliero I ho Troulilo Lay
"Did you havo any difficulty with
your French In 1'arls?"
"N'o hut Iho French people did."
Votlro I horohy Riven that Ihe
unilerslRiieil has heeu duly appoint
oil administratrix of the estate of
U llllani Kluier dordon, decoasoil. hy
the County Court of the Statu of
OroKon for KlauV.ith County, and all
persons IiuvIiir claims iikiiIusi huIiI
ostuto are hereby notified to present
same to sal, administratrix at the
offlco of It. C. droesheck, lawyer,
Klamath Falls. OroKon, within six
montliH of the date at this notice.
Dated October a. 11I2L'.
Aduilulstratrix of Kstatu of William
Klmer dordon. Deceased.
Wo ilon't Intend to run for mayor
or any other local political office.
Wo aro loo busy delivering flni class
dniK sorvlco to our patrons. Currln
Savs So. 3
They Cnn'l (Jet Away
"Did IllRhlen Hlirceed In ohtalnlnR
"Yes, and ho has already boon
"Hut few Rlrls havo a dlRiilfled
carriage," snorts Chief Wllsnn.
Aw, cheer up, said Sheriff Low,
that's Just tho fashionable debutante
lu.ono Itecords at Karl Shophorda.
should have your attention.
Cool weather and storms
force prices up.
Our fuel is the best, our
prices aro right on Slab,
Blocks, Body and Tania
oaclc. Your business is solicited.
0. Peyton & Co.
TAXI OPERATORS OF KLAMATH FALLS
Cured without Surgery
MY guaranteed cure for
Piles is a norvsurijlcal
method, eliminating knife,
operation, anaesthetic, pain
and confinement. I have
never failed to cure a catc
of Piles in the history of my
practice, proof of which may be
had by obtaining the loni; list of
prominent Northwest people
whom I have treated.
I iimiia all doubt to rMulU bf
iraini la rafund your ( if I foil
to cut jrour PiU. Writ or cU to
dtf far my FREE bockl.t.
SNDANDMOnRISIN PORT LAN D.ORUON
MCNIION TMI5 PAPER WHCfl WHITPMC
MjO Or0 ' rl"
WW ttate il a mr Imnftl I"--lirf
Ihnt forllir tirii-o aiknl,
OlirttrrlirM ultra llir irciilrtt
V4lui' in Tiuki.li HlriiilclKarrltrt
rtrr iilfrrrd lu vmoLrra,
I.igKett ii M)cr 'I'oIjcio C.u.
Auiitlii, Cuvalla, Siitvniii
and Saiiisouu the fniiioito
Ttirkirili tobacce: ummI in
Itleutl are hoiighl on
Turkish plaiilatiotiri by
our resident liuyerx. V?
take no cIiuiicuh we Avion
the high quality of our
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
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V HIM HOLD UP HIS HAHD' ,- HHIHIIH --1' T U-J, JPJkTMH BtACKUOARP
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