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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 2, 1922)
t Vr ' ' y- ,av 'H . r-i. &v Paf Four THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON Mumu, cm 1 0111:11 a, inisa. ft SPORTS Columbia Star The Office Cat VY JUN1VB Mm Made (looil NVil "Darling. ay tho word Hint will muLe nip the happiest man In tint world." lldna "Shall I really?" Neil C'Oli, If you only would!" Kilnn "Yvll. then, Ktny single." Tim same youiiR gal who turn on tlic porch light before marriage, no that her "sweetie" won't slip nnd Mil, turns off tlu luill light after inurrlnpc to oe If lip will stumble on tin- stairs. An offer Is made In a fnrm paper to exchange n ropy of "Tom llrowns' School Hays' for n sotting of Whlto leghorn or I'lyinouth Hock eggs. Make It "TIip Shell;." old tlmor. and watch i ln eggs roll In. 1. A. Towey says there probably Isn't any spot on earth where yon an i;o to Indulge In n little wicked in1." nil limit meeting somebody from hack Iioiiip. jhf i JOHN McGRAW LOOKS MORE LIKE BROKER THAN BALL MAGNATE The muun linn growi big 1H had vrltuullv nil of lis growth mid growing pnln Hi Mrllrnw s pro fessional time Vlnn Iip on hip to Now Yolk tlio old I'olo (hounds scaled 1 2.00, now It U 3S.00" and n thlld llor to th grandstand Is to ho mldcil next ear. Media" ' life Is Insured h tho olnli foi lliin.niiu and ho owns a fair luer of oper. ntlug oonipans stock LITTLE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN RIVALS IN WORLD SERIES i i i Vow Sons Knrr "TIik Wedding Cake was Heavy, hut Dip Candle Make It Light." Kurnpo Is a largo country stir rounded hy Lord denrge, snys II. M. Ohlleoto. The auto has done lots for people, nnd done for lots of peoples gargles a Main Direct wit. The Washington disarmament con ference wm hailed as "the advnnrp agent nf universal peace." lint It now seems to have heen n mighty lone way iihead of the show. A certnln young Klamath Kails man believes the president should nlso rule that a man doesn't lose his seniority when ho steps out of n bar bershop for n minute, or two. When n man makes up .his mind to upend n iilet evcnltiR at homo nnd his wlfo makes np her face to go out It Is easy enoiiRh to guess who wins out. II M'cii Teachers Fault A school teacher received the fol Inning nete: "Dear Madam please excuse my Tommy today. Ho wont (omo to school because ho Is acting an timekeeper for his father and It In your fault. You Rave him an ex amplo. If n field Is 5 miles around how long will it take n man walklnR :i!4 miles per hour to walk 2U limes around It? Tommy nlnt a man so IiIh father will walk around ihn field and Tommy will time him: but please don't give my boy such examples nRnln helausn my husband must ro to work every cloy to sup port Ills family. Ni:V YORK. Oct 2 - lly milling another pennant to the string that ' ha fluttered from Hip flag polo at the l'olo (IrontuK John Joseph , MctSraw heenmo more, seourolv os- oonced In his llilo of Napoleon of I baseball " ' Short, stocky, dapper, rtidy fared and Riay ho.ut'd. Mcdraw looks ( more like a siirro.ful broker tlin.i , ii professional athlete He appo.ir 1 as what the clothing adds classify as "smart," nnd If over some twt shears him of surcpss mid reason Iip can got a Job posing for an oil I painting of n cigarette smoker or j the latest In collars. Ills career Is remarkable but not Mirprlslng It was a sane, steady march to the heights of his pro , fesslon. Intercepted' now and then I ly some night of temperament or ! or temper, but It has all been In , one direction, lie l.s nthe loglc.il Place for such a logical man to occupy. j .Mci.raw was bom In IS7.1 and o Is Ju-t about turning the Ail mark, lis Megan pla)lng baseball as most American boys do as soon tis lie I eould toddle after one Ills pin fe.slonnl debut was made whn he Series; Starts Oct. 4th. . ' "J"" tr'"- ' ' I wncliiiT Ii .Mil urn nf tlitwo two thlnRi to offwt I hi othnr a .! IIiiiV4lfnn wtilrli IiIj lit,iui...ii)....u "" "! l"tl 1111141 M li .witfyi pTi m MLTJw 1 1 j && Just Ucn ncxlcrlck wurmlng uj for this ear's grid teasun with J Columbia, whose furvvs Iic'h Jukt ' Joined. Uc'a u furnivr lUutun Cut lece star I Read EverrinR Herald For Results of World The Herald will publish the , debate results of llic World Si'ile Karnes, oliiiiluK Vcslne.il.y, lit- Relher wllli Hie ltallerles. The N'eW York Yankees InnJIy illiirlieil tin American Iohruc pennant Siilunlny when I hey defeatist lloston. :t to I, three Till sTIt.WH Theatre goers of Klamath Kalis . are fortunate in having here tills week such n audellle show as Is being ghen at The Strand. The three acts being given are uwny nboe the iwerage for either small i town or large. They are Just Hie same acts which these artists liiuo been giving on the Orpheiuu and Keith rlrcults. Mls Mack, the woman with three different voices. Is also n mitsHillt and au export on the trombone, though playing almost any Instru ment with wonderful skill. Suudav the Strand wns frowth'd N'KW YOIIK t).t 2. In offeiisluj Htieugth tbeie s Utile to choose be tween the possible coutotidois III the I!' 2 2 world's seiles, as they appeal' gioiipeil upon paper, and only with Hip aid of Hip fntps that iIpi'IiIp Hull seme iaor shall hit when n hit Is most noodoii or that another slmll full when falluie Is most costl) can a piefoieuce be made Of course II Is by the in range uieiil nml dlslilbutlon of the balling strength that a manager obtains Hie mmt possible out of his team, mid the actual attacking Ml hie of a ball lull must be gauged bv what the line Up produces lu exiililatlng the teams, mereoer. a consideration must be ghen to their offensle nblll ties In relation to their defensive chararter All IllMlllli'e of tills Is mi Infield Hint liulv lead all the other Infields of this league In battling, yet be so poor lu fielding that Its rating would place It third or fourth among nil the eight clubs The mjxlmuni offensive power of au Infield, which Includes DANCE McEIroy's Orchestra of I'tullaiu! MOOSE HALL Wednesday, October 4 FenturiiiK Monte Auntin The famous Tower of Jewels sinijor lit the Inst World's Fnir. 8'ocloclc S o'clock .ll nil iih n.1 nvt mint- tiinl ,,v irv ., ,. ,. ,. ...,,a., i the three basemen, shortstop, catcher one was enthusiastic In their pralsui of the clean and nttr.irth" s'jow. ( There Is a lot of fun In Hi" fea tures given too The liiiinnr Is c.f -i type that not only causes ,i roir of laughter time and again In the house that causes the nudlMico to lonvo In a s.itlsfleil smiling humor. An entire change of program each evening nti.S the it'. Jul pl'uros will be shown lu iiilill'io'l to the t.iilile-Mile. In Hie i In.,. r Hie seaSllll. I lie tilatlti ale still one point miller the club thai vHt represent the wmuei league The llrowns. Ion. hit 111 These figures ale based on Hie hitting or Kell), I'rlieli, Iliu fl , linili, Kiiilth, Sniler and Nelif ur tin (Hauls. I'lpp, Win ils. Si nil ilii'g mid best bitting pitcher. Is their'1""' I'"". Hngan. of the .uik. average battling sirength. I""1 ll"r. Mi Manus. (lerber I On the Inttts- husls the New York Seereld mid V.111 Ulld.r if Hi. Yalil s lead Hie (Hauls by one point. "iowii linxlng 11 total of :il'i to the Nation In uiilfiebl ircngth Hieilauis , Ills 1S Considering the St l.liills ' s iperlur In either ut the Villi 1 ll lull wh h had .1 fighting 1 Inline to 1 1 ague iluli- a mid si t..ii mnj will 1 ill in the Alllerb nil leagih IIP if I I III II. g l.i'nlleil by M 11 " mum I'miiiltiKbmii and Stengel of the liliiutn, 10 121 for Tidihi Jiiriib mii mid I III mix nf Hie lltonn lie .ins . .1, tlilul W in limb mid M. 41 it I hit' 1111 lit mSES lilt.' I.HtlT. IY One of the greatest works of screen art of the year Is "The Storm ' The present manager of the ilium tilon Otnnttf lifiu ii....n 1.. .i Profesoally for n2 years. staM.ng !? "T" rT:!: t I llt'IJ I I4'HIIJ IOHI ! "in Willi llie t)on team nf lh.. V... York State league In IS911 when his reputation as a consistent hitter - I ....! -..II..I.I.. !..... . runs III the first limine uliiiilni: ; ""'","' neioer sprea.i ironi Ills Hie game. The Yankees nn'l ! nntlvo heath of Truxton. N. Y. H la nls ulll fight It 0111 fur lliJi! Throughout his playing days he honors, sliirtine Vedneil.iy. was one of the marvels of the ilia- iimnil but his gray matter litis made 1 mm a iixiure. Only one enr did Mcflraw remain SWINDLER IS PUZZLE TQ fan: Original Sphinx of Squared Circle In Oleon signing a heet for $fio a month. Next he went to Cedar Itaplds where his stipend wan more remunerative and his work more brilliant. Ills shortstoppln,r was so reniarKaiue tnnr u big league scout 1 camo to look him over, saw him Ritchie's Opponent Proves and was captivated. Thp youthful -.Mugsy" went to Ilaltlmore, then the tall-enders In a 12-cluh clicult. It was In Aug ust. 1S9I, that McOraw broke Into fast company, llttlu more than n Taens of thanksgiving are due It-g-inald Marker, director, and the three principals cf the cast of six. Virgin la ViiXl. House Voters and Mult Moore. They have produced one id the clnsslcs of the cinema. A usually ncm-exuherent ievle-,v-er checks himself to guard against rapturous extravaganie. Were any of the scenes underplayed or over pl.i)ecl? No. Did the photographer dominate the director? Ne: not een n furious snowstorm, and a raging forest fire were given undue- length Were the titles ever grandiose or mawkish or. trifling? No, not omo If one were 11 Senegalese and this j picture were being Keen by iiim III Tlmhuctno, without a musical ck compatilment, would ho be extraord inarily moved? Yes; this Is n work of fine urt and It will have vigor In any land nnd any time. lly her performnnco on "Tho Reduced Round Trip Fares to the Klamath County Rodeo Klamath Falls, Oct. 4-5-6 the limit of patronage) of the pic-ture-gnlng public. They call n man with morn than cum wife a bigamist. They should call li I in a capitalist. A bohbeil-hnlreil, short-skirted girl, doesn't need a "Mop, Look, and l.lKinn" sign. Everybody does. Is Swindler n wise Imy who Is' year after hU entry In the iirofe.i. Storm" Vlrulnl.i Valll takes rank sawing wood and mylng nothing, or. sona ,),,. m fr, ,,,, he ' with the very first of screen actre. Is he merely sawing wood? warmed the bench, hut In 1S92 ' ses. House I'eters ns the woodsman This Is tho question puzzling sport SV, anIonf tnD orioles' new man-1 and Matt Moon, us tho city friend ' fans since Karl Hltclile In a published af. tflp(, 0(l Joh Jo,H)1 , I uV(.,i t,er roles with the samo truth J interview Saturday aired his opinion ; (0 ba,0 ,, u,n ,,, h that Kiu.n Ue , l0 UVery Inch of' of the man with whom ho III tanglo hm ,,,, fllm. for 10 rounds or lesi (rl la) night , bnjp T,u. IJpr,y ,,, ,, j!imnR(I t0 Ritchie told his opinion of .Swindler ,....,' . capacity for this picture. It merits ' and the latter sani noiiung; ", - '" .. told Kred (larlch, promotor of tho ' n'"'1 aH th P'T of any who pro bout, that he might bo beaten and ' ceiled or followed him at the "hot that again he might not, hut that In i corner," hli particular forte being any event hu wus not going to bo j tho fielding of bunt. He was a J drawn Into verbal warfare or words ' year-In-and-year-out .son hitter and to that effect. "i fast on the paths. His Individual . And there you are. I.ook'cm over playing was one of tho factor lnlv and take your nick. Tho genoral ' ihn success nf Hie nl.i nrinb.s ' A marrlago license, was lssiid opinion among the dpoesters Is that ; Wj,h wilbert Itoblnson, formerly Saturday to Marlln II. Ilyow and. Swindler has a whole lot of trlckB up J of ,,,,. aantl)( un(i n(W m'anaj,(.r ))fj uth I). Area. Iloth gave tholr ' his sleevu or elio nothing ut all. , , rooklyn t(,aIn j,coMW was I address as Ol.ne. ( sold to tho at. Louis club In l'JOO for 118,000, Iloth players wem t lll-pleiufd and when the American Southern Pacific System Sale Diites October 3 to 6 Return Trip Oct. 7 Personal Mention Let' s This rainy weather ruined a lot of picnics. must hnvn A f i lend of mine returned ono of hob omitted from nie In ISKr, llornld classified arts pay yon. llert ('. ThomiiH has gone in Midford to attend federal court. He will return about October UJ. il 3.000,000 FEET OF TIMBER SHIPPED OUT fKUIYl NfcW ltKWlinU. leagno reared lt head In 1000 tho i (ilants' present mentor aligned him AIlKHDnKN. Wash.. Oct. 2Thfl ; wf wh Jf)Um new terminal of tl... publicly owned Jo f lItnlor(, ,, and operated port of firay. Harbor , ani t,lal Wfi m) ,)f began operation a short tlino ago, the, ., ,. , rr . i nrui ffiri.n iiuiiiL' :t.oiin.ririo feet of. " '" ' ' ' ' tl... Hollo books yesterday, a copy , w ,.,,,, ,.,, 0ri,.. Thn "'' ' ui In ISS Mrdrnw nml I... I. . ' " ..! . .. -1... .-!.... -. .,. . . - .. ... . .. ..I - ... WiilllauiK lino has arranged to call i """ '" '" " i'-"h ". .. aiimiiii. iiic, lower m j..wr, m,w i regularly at tho port terminal, and I '"' a"l ' mlil-wmiioii thn Ilalll- ,,o Han Kranclsc. exposition, will bo other lines and tramp steamerH are iru team was so disorganized hero during the fair. A danco will C. l,i,l.,.- !.. Inr lit ".Ml CSV IOOK Oil IIIH HIIIKOCI . lilt gllOII .11 .M.nisil null l ll, inn.) I..JIII'.', ,t.j,.v . --- .--.., Miss C. Milrdock left yesterday I for Stanford University to resume her studies. Shu Is a senior at tlm university this year. ' McKlroy's iiole.l Onhestra of bcivoh or eight nieces, and with MonK' Huckint; Horses, Races, Fnncy Ropiiir; and All thu Darini,' Stiuilft Of Ye Good Old Frontier Duytt. J. J. MILLER.Affent YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should have your attention. Cool weather and storms force prices up. Our fuel is the best, our prices are right on Slab, Blocks, Body and Tama oack. Your business is solicited. jtviknntinl Hhlpment to viirlous partH of tho i shoea und announced that they weie, night and piobably on HUicectdlng (j earth. I un the sljelt for evur .1 niKnts. Go DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Getting Something for Nothing BY ALLMAN IF THAT BIRD IN THERE CALLING ON OLIVIA IS A DOCTOR I'LL CALL HIM OUT AHO GET A LITTLE FREE APVICE FPOM HIM- IT VHLL EVEN UP FOP THE ELPCTPIC LIGHT THEV'PE USING -' ' ii -. I i, U IF THAT BIRD IN THERE CALLING " -QvJI ' SAV, QOC. I UHDERSTAMD f T f WELL,POC. VJMAT ) NOTHING! A . , ON OLIVIA IS A DOCTOR I'LL J GOOD EVENIHCJ, DOCToP- VOL A RF. A SPECIALIST OH 'WELL, I HAVE W00.p VOO GIVE 1 I OOM'T WANT ) J 2 HIM - IT VOLL EVEN UP FOP -J V Ouip TVES, Vr"r (. CASES THAT Vf Wr S I jj THE ELPCTP.CLIGHT p-W f VfJJEJ?v J( ,HpEEo! I ' ' NjmiRE 1 ( -u. ii ill 1 " " 0. Peyton & Co. s ; H9 MAIN, lib-. MOj h or- &k. imslt . l&w