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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 25, 1922)
imniti tnidi 22 ayyii - fe ?, 7 .( W ..lie 1 k I i I 2. L?- PjJ r S i Vi4Si' sr S J ' iX. U ,.t -; H The Office Cat V JUNICH Double TrmiMo "How fnt rnn your rar go?" "Just fnAt enough," replied Mr. Chugglns, "to break the, road rules. nnil tiol taut enough to keep ahead of tho cop." 4, J. SlolRcr says tvhen n man Is doing something ho knows ho ennnnt nffonl (o ilo, ho can always Prove that It Is somebody else's fault. Kvcrjone Croaked Tho professor of n medical college was to giro R talk to somq students. Ilo arrived rather late and began to tnlk an ho entered tho classroom. "I have dissected a frog and will now explain tho functions of tho dif ferent organs," ho said. Thcroupon ho undone a package and out enmo two Randwlches and a plcco of cake. 'Who' that guy you were talk In' so nlco to?" "Aw, that's mo old family drug gist." ' "What did ho say?" "No." T1im of a Kind alio was tolling an acquaintance nbout her girl friends. "Yc", sho said, "my friend Maui Is only twenty-five, but she's been married throe times, and nil her hus bands have boon named William." "Yon don't say!" replied ho. "Why sho must bo a regular Dill cbllectorl" (llrls who want to follow tho lat est stylo and havo their names em broidered on their stockings must either havo short names or long lees. It's ono or tho other. O. M. Hector says service without n amllo Is like n prohibition beverage It lacks "kick". 'Tho Thread That Hind William Nutt of Mcndon, 111., and Miss Blancho Bolt of Urn a. 111., wcro married this morning. Fort Modi- son, Iowa, Democrat. Thcro Isn't much difference be tween sight and vision, except when you mako tho mistake of calling a woman ono when you mean tho oth er. Hey! Oct Busy! He "A kiss speaks volumes." Sho "Aro you collecting a lib rary?" It's very evident that most auto drivers think tho signs, "Stop, Look and Listen!" aro placed at railroad crossings for tho engineers to read! declares James Foster, fSokh, We'd Think So! Sho due' her wrists into the-dcoit sockets of her eyej. Dlurrcd by tho gosturo, sho saw him only dimly. Harper's Magazine. Llttlo Willlo, rough as lioll, Threw his sister' down a well, And his mother, drawing wnler. Said, "It's awful hard to ralso a ' daughter." Tho philosophers aro right who say that wealth ulono doos not bring happiness, but did you over know poverty to bring It? Got rosults by using; class ada. YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should havo your attention. Cool weather and storms force prices up. Our fuel is the best, our S rices are right on Slab, locks, Body and Tama-: oack. Your business is solicited. 0. Peyton & Co. U AUf, i MWWi m , J .. . IVJ . 'k -- " i s .J-tj TW SIPORTS ajjljxvvxrtAAArirnrrnrr"ri"r,t""""" Georges Finds r.,.. rirnentier hcavnvctsht champion of Europe, finds that when WftSSt" !SUSS CEtte2 shown hero btndln, up one of the blisters. WORLD'S SERIES no sir Fans Begin Speculations; Connie Mack Found Best Manager NEW YORK, Sept. 2.'.. Baseball's annual classic f.io world series. Is just in tho offing. Tho fan begins his speculations. For tho sake of argument ho turns back to series of other years. What manager has had greatest success In world scries? And the answer comes Connie Mock, christened Cornelius MacOll llcuddy of the Philadelphia athle tics. Mack has carried three of tho Philadelphia teams to world cham pionships. Twlco he met and defeat ed John McGraw and his Giants. In the other serlc3 Nack triumphed over Frank Chance, tho ereat .Cub leader. McGraw triumphed ovor Mack In 1905. Chance won two world series with tho Cubs; Carrlgan won two with tho Boston Red Sox and McGraw has taken two with tho Giants. The following table shows tho win ning and losing managers slnco 1905: WJN.VKK 1905 McGraw-Now York Nationals 190C Jones, Chicago Americans 1907 (Chance, Chicago Nationals 1908 Do do 1909 Clarke. Pittsburgh Nationals ; 1910 Mack, Phlla Americans 1911 Do Do , 1912 Stahl, Boston Americans 1913 Mack, Phlla Americans i 1914 Stalllngs, Boston Nationals . 1915 Carrlgan, Boston Americans laiu tarriKun, iiumuu jimi-riiuiia 1917 Rowland, Chicago Americans 1918 Barrow, Boston Americans 1919 lloran, Cincinnati Nationals 19S0 Speaker, Clovcland Americans 1921 McGraw. New York Nationals. losi:u Mack, Phlla Americans Chance, Chicago Nationals Jennings, Detroit Americans Do Do Do Do Chance, Chicago Nationals McGraw, New York Nationals Do Do Do Do Mack, Phlla Americans Moran, Phlla Nationals, Robinson, Brooklyn Nationals McGraw, Now York Nationals Mitchell, Chicago Nationals (Jleasoiv, Chicago Americans Robinson, Brooklyn Nationals Hugglna. Now York Americans. DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Si- p? ., THAT GIRL CERTAIHLV I -J--1 Y 5HP MfWFi Z ( CAM PLAY THAT ASIr-i ' 5AJ22Sl B V BAMJO-YJONDE.RWHO j', M 173 CIGARETTES! ll r, O ! 'F . WH , " : ' J """ u Tennis Rough . JiF tiii: i.iiikiitv If every motion picture wcro as clean and as untertalnlng as "His Nibs," In which Charles (Chic) Salo Is starred by llxeeptlnnal Pictures corporation thcro would bo no cry for censorship. This picture, which has Its final shnning at the Libert)1 thcatro to night, is a dellghful satire on tho old-fashioned movie, a take-off of all the oxtravngent melodramas of eight or ten yearn ago. Also It pic tures n rural theatre. The Slippery Kim PIrturo palace, and tho people who attend tho show. In nddltlpn to Its great comedy appeal, tho pic ture has tho added novelty of show ing Chic Salo In seven distinct char accr roles, each of them a triumph In characterization, for Salo docs not rldlculo or burlesquo his rural Im personations, but Instead gives life like pictures of tho types seen In tho small middle western communities. TIIK STRAND Tonight at the Strand will show "The Gray Dawn" for tho last time. Thoso who saw this picture yester day nre enthusiastic about It and urgo their friends to attend to night. Tomorrow tho picture will be "The Three Musketeers" and the price will bo ten cents to every body. A crowded houso always goes with tho ten cent price and there will bo three shows tomorrow night. Next Sunday "Tho Four Sea sons" will bo shown. This picture depicts thp passing of the seasons In all parts of the earth. It Is the evolution of everything that Uvea and breathes. Of wonderful ed ucational valuo to the young nnd of untiring Interest to the adult, this plcturo will draw the school children and teachers almost as a whole. Special arrangements aro being nm do to accommodate tho children In largo numbers. Teachers can make plans now to reserve sections for their classes. Tho plcturo is next Sunday and Monday. I.OIKSH XOTICK Regular meeting Aloha Chapter No. 01, O. n. S. Tuesday. Sept. 2C 7:30 p. in. Visitors wokomo. By order h'dlth Delzul I.W. M. 25-20 P. S. Great Duck Hunter Discovers New Species (Letter from Phil Spar a to his friend 1M Jenkins, Oshkosh, Wis consin. Published by permission.) Dear Kd: Well, IM, when 1 toll ou 1 havo been duck hunting you will know right ntviiya that I got n situuil of ducks even whilst tho other dum bells with mo did not oven get n tain feather, And you would bo dead right, Kd, what I mean. Not only that, but I got n now kind of duck whlrh has a beak like a chick en, or something, nnd not fl.it like tlip ordinary or backyard tnrlety uf uuackors have. When this hunch nk me to go hunting 1 ays all right but I do not gURntntro to get iuij thing, I being modest mill not one of those birds which Is always sounding off on his own bugle, Jon Suodgras and the other fellows klndii grinned ut that like they kuowed 1 was n grate hunt er but wan keeping It dark. How soever, wo went down to a pluro rail ed the govornmen's sump and start ed hunting. Snodgrais nnd tho oilier fellows as now Phil the way jou do It Is to ksnuck up on them and ma) bo you do not have to use your gun nt all hut can club them to death. S.ts I, ou gouts run along and use your hranes to find menus and wnjs to get your own ducks nnd do not bother with trying to hand me the durhnm. So they start off and after a wlillu I walked down to ono end of the sump, nnd sit down In n dry spot near tho water nnd light my pipe. Well. Kd, 1 had not sit there 10 (ten nilmiti'i) when along comet a siuni of duck and slt.i down on tho wnter a roupl.i roda away. Says I, ioll hear goes and 1 let them have 2 (two) barrels. Say, Kd, they was ducks laying nil around the plnro and when I wade out and gather up the remains I hnd six. It was grow ing dark now gn I go back to the car nnd wait for tho others. Well, along co mo Snodgrnss and the others pretty soon and they did. not havo not oven n tutn feather, as 1 said lief oar. So I flash my bag on them nnd what do you suppose thoso dumbells did. Thuy laffed. Kd, so help me. that what they did. They sat down and laffed and rolled on tho ground nnd laffed and I get soar and says I what Is the Joak nnd If you tell me I will laff too. So ono says ducks my eye thorns not ducks but mud hens. WclJ. Kd, hcrcs my turn to laugh and I dono so. Mud hens, says I, your all goofy as In tho 1st (first) placo these birds were not In the mud but in the water, and In tho 2nd (second) place who ever hear of a hen going near any water. Just tell me. says I, who ever hear of such a thing as a ben going In water unle3 It was a stew pot. Of coarse these dumbells was two Ignorant to seo It and I got klnda soar and I says the next bird which opens his faco about theso being hens, mud or any other kind, gets ono rammed down his gullet. Well, that soabcred thorn up, what I mean, and wo cranked up tho l.lzilo nnd start back. Kvcry nnco In a while one of them busts out like ho hail been touched off but when I gle It I in my Bcmpsey look ho got over It and oauly stayed red In tho face. And thats about all there Is to It, Kd, except that tho missus sides with those dumbells nnd says what do I mean by bringing homo mud hens and I says tho next person, man or woman, which says hen to mo will not bo able to talk about lions or nothing elso for a long whllo to come. If you know what kind of ducks thoso Is I shot )ou might let mo know, Kd. There n now species I guess mid something these diimbolls around hear do not know nothing about. Yrs. Rcspcet'fly Phil Spaco Prlzo Duck Hunter Bandon Now hotel assured. Portland Roberts Motor Co., to erect 28,000 garage. How are You Going NEW TODAY LOST ItKWAimOt'tWtltill Crenu-colored ouvolopo contain ing kodak pictures lost In roiid be tween Klnuuith Falls nnd Round l.nko Saturday evening, Sept. 23. Tho name llurvoy wiltten on envelope, Ono dollar reward If returned to Ntluson Photo shop, 133 Main street. an LOST A eolllo pup, on Plover creek. Kinder please notify Herald office, . iift-ar. KOU SAM-J a 14 Ion lumber truck or t mil n for good real estate. Truck ban lumber haul Seo A. II. Moore, Contra! Hotel. 25-2S FOI'NH Notary Public seal, owner may hate sumo by calling at Her ald offlro and paying for ad. 25-2$ FOR SAM-: Thoroughbred Alrdulo -pups, and hair blood and half Air- dale pups, Seen at lleary ranch, west side of hike. P ). llox,:t(J5. 25-2S FOR RKNT House partly furnish, ed. Inquire HI Mill). Ami. 2r-2i WANTKD Cook for rniirh crew, sis men. Address Box 2S0, Hornlil office. 227 FOR RKNT Office rooms over Situ arm. m's store. All oiitsldo rooms with steam heat and light and water furnished. I'hltcnto Smith, 727 Main St. 25-27 MONT.Y TO LOANWo have n lim ited amount of money In loan on desirable city homes. Chllroto & Smith. 727 Main St. 25.27 FOR SALK 4 good milk cows, year old chickens and pullets ready to lay. Phono 5I5M, 222S Kberleln Ate. 25-20 FOR SALK Four-room modern houso, furnished, In good location, lot 50 x 110 feet. Nice big barn run bo used as garage, Price for quick j snio j-iiuu, vriiiu iiown, namuro iimi rent. Sue owner, 512 N. Mill St. 25-20 SACIUFICK- Lot Lnkovlow addition. Lot U, Block CI, 1251) rash, Win. Jncobs, owner, Hotel Tour.ilno, Oak land. C.i I. 25 BARGAIN KAI.U On 10 utmost new family cook hIow. Call at Hot Springs Hotel. City. 25.30 Wo haw two Rogue River vulley stock or dairy farms to trade for Klamath farm. What have you Wrlto description etc., to Four-Slto Sales Agency, Medford Bldg., Med ford. Ore. 25-27 FOR SALK 15 head of purebred Shropshire rams from 17 60 to ) 15.00 each F. O. II. Medford, Ore, Also 25 ewes of siinui breed. Address K. M. Wlnctrout, Grants Puss, Ore. 25-3 FOR SALK Puru blood Poland- Chlnn pigs and good grade pigs. Wocus hog ranrh, 2 14 miles west side of upper lake. 25.30 I THIBET WILL NOT BE MYSTERY LAND VERY MUCH LONGER LONDON, Sept. 25. Thibet, It Is hoped, will not much longer bo the land of mystery. Nor will tho great outside world, It Is expected, contin ue to bo the great land of tho un known to the -Thibetans. They aro to be offered an opportunity of see ing, on the movies, something of the wonders to bo found In tho vast world beyond Thibet, In exchange It Is hoped they will allow cinemato graph picture to bo taken of tho wonders of Thibet for people of oth er lands (o sec. A cablo Just received in London uunnunces (he arrival In Calcutta of tho members of the British Buddhist mission to Thibet. They havo bo gun tho long and difficult Journey on foot through the Himalayas, On their way to Dnrjecllng the mis- l slnn visited tho Boilhldriimn (or "Tree of Intelligence") tho sacred fig treo under which, according tn Budd hist tradition, Buddha was sitting In coiitomrlntlou when ho attained the perfoct wisdom. A film Ih to bo tak en of tho treo nnd of tho pilgrims vlNltlng It, and It Is hoped to hhow theso nlcturus tn tho Dalai I-nma In Lhasa Itself, Films of wild animals J ,11,1 111, u.rlnnu nann.lj nt tl,n ii..alfl,. ! world qro also being carried In or der to offer to tho highest Tibetan nuthorltloa tho first clnonintogruph exhibition over glvon in lliolr famous city. to Tell 'em? ' i V 'f lErrl 1'a GO RIGHT III AUDI ( ST vS VB 1 ! S UlAPPAWitTt;.IMK ) 0UCMTToCUT00TTHa, r- U 'P ABOOT HER SHOKIMG PILLS - T I5N0TI Hq ' t ' ' H V CIGARETTES J vrj T? ytfT' V ' I She's Pride Of U. & Navy a m . r ' W-v I Allis nmma ncott tXItt, daughter of Rear Admiral and Mrs. Kdwnrd Rhodes will head tho lUt of navy dobutnntcu at Washington this season. I'OR.MKR KMPKROR WILLIAM KMKIKilNC I'llOM 111 SKCI.ISIO.V IIOORN. Holland, Sept 25 Slurp tho dismissal of the Prusulmi Count Von (louthnril, former Cmperor Wll llnin'ii rourt marshal, from (he royal household here, William ha beieun to lead a iiturh freer existenci', ami ho no longer hpim-iim to fear tho gnzo of tho public Count Von (lonihnrd was a strong adiornto of tho sirlrt est M'cliinliiii. but now that ho Is no ESSAY $35.00 In All school children of Klamath County are iiivlt-d p.ir- tlclpatH In this IhMtay CnntMt. i Subject: "Why the .Mis-Named Compulsory Kdurulnn.il Bill" should bo def-sited. The follow lug an- tho rnltm of the contest I. K-sii)s iiiii-I be lliiill,-,, to .111(1 word". - Mii-I Imi milieu In Ink iimi mi otiisii of nmx-i' mil), :t. .Mull nil lhvis in i:nj- Cmiti-.!, Bi I2T Rluiiiiilli Pnll, (ltlri tt ill lii ili'll't-n-il iiliiieiii-il to I In- Itiimtl uf .liiilgi.) I, No ISmijs Ih-iiiIiik ii l mink tiller lliini Oil, Ulllli will In- ni-ei-ptitl, .1. INs.i)h will ! Jwlitril on Mihjist Hinder n ml rini.tiiii llun, tpHlln-. prm liintlon, ginuiiiiiir mid iH-ntiir-s nf (In tuit I, Mibiiiilleil, Judges of contest will be: I'. It. HOI7LI.', Ilcnilil IMItor 'HAS. P. STOMJ, Aiiiiim-y, lti:V. II, T. .Mi:Yj:it, l.iillinmi .Mliil-ti-i- For tllo scrond best i-iHiiy 1 10 Oil cash, i 120.00 will In given. For tho second essay $10,00 cash. For tho third host essay $5.00 cash. Tlioru Is no need to delay, got sturted on your essny now. Thn above contest Is being conducted by the Catholic Civic RlghlH Ahhocinllon of Ktamuth County. I. II. CIU'MP, Kie'y. MimiiRer. . v it . j) w ... i r 4 ' , w ..or longer In office the former omporor does not hesitate to work In hlii gkr den In full view of pskhith i. He iIIm and trlum fir-tro' within a fow feet of the foot-pnlli which ell ilirles the grounds, isttit with only u wire (em helweeii him and the pub lic. Ho talks liin-Muiitl)' of forestry ami (be nre of ire Tin- former war lord l hating the ti-uo woods which surround (be imrlt thinned out, mid lie l tit tn nt If taking mi nrlltn part in the work Ilo tonka lieerful and hi-alHiy CONTEST Cash Prizes BY ALLMAN ,f' i-l i 1 i v f V ' S t V . ,,N Jm