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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 15, 1922)
n:sA "M THEiEVENINC HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON ritiDAv, Hici'TicMnicu in. tom !.. .Vwi jffst -i 4 u I J Iff rt . .,. w. HS i ' f. t r T , .wT'iP " V.- The Office Cat BY JUNIUS ir 1U22 liatliln-r suits worn to 8onk fur tliptnsolvrs, tlii'y would Imvo lltllo to nay. Wm. Mnrx wryii nny man who wnntn hull llttlo hero below line It nbnvo IiIh oars. Vagn Sir. .rlliur I'oiinii Johnny (rolnrncil from nclinnl) Mother, hnv'o thoy lo)lo Snmlay not any nulomobllos In heaven 7 Mother Why? Johnny tlcrniiFnnt Stutilay school rtvoryboily nans:: "If Wo l.ovo Him Hero IIoIbw, llo Will Tnfco Vs Home On HlRh." A suRROstion to Will II. Hays to help tho movies is not to permit fat men nmt women tilttlnj In end seal. ltu!. l!:J I'ntlmnn ennductor "Soo hero, porter, what do you moan by handm; a red lantern on that berth?" Ilailus ."Ilule 23 unys to hanR out n red light when tho roar end of tho sleeper Is exposed, ali." Ilbl Y.n Poy Itrtikrn? FOIt SA1,1-I'alr ot broncho horses. Sood welRht, sound, broken. Own er In hospital. Address, U. I). Schcll. Knu Clair Wis. 'Leader. Convinced of Krror Teddy "I wish I hadn't licked Jimmy llrown j iuih mornmK. Mammy "Von too how wronn It was, don't yon dear?" Teddy "Yes: cnusc.I didn't know I till noon that ho wns going to glvo a party, Dear Office Cat: Hore's one, all done. In nlco cold letters, on a loan otflre In Marlon, Ind, FUOSTY MONKY TO I.OAX It Is presumed Frosty supplies his clients with cold cash. -0. H. W. "A Hum llj- Any OtheryVnim. " "Got n Job yet?" "Ych." "Wliat Is It?" "Uraftsmnn." "Where?" "Waterworks." "Hraftsmnn?" "Yeh, drawliiR watv,r. ?. Home In KTorjtlilii; Xo mutter how carefully you pick apples off a tree, thcro'a a flno ono away up there at tho top that you missed. In lire, itVnbout tho same. way. , Kvo iitolo first and Adam Kocoml; Kt. 1'oter umpired tho Rainc, Jlobecca went to tho well witli tho pitcher. While iluth In tho field won fame, (lollnth was ktruck out by David, A base hit off Abel by Cain, The iProdlKal Son made ono homo run, lirothor Noah ruvo checks for the rain, A well-known Woman In n famous Mrs, Malnprop us regards her speech, "And what in Franco," asked u frlond, "did you enjoy most Mm. "Well, I think.' was (ho French tho mayonnalsu," ' said thu lady, "it pheasants Binning YOUR WINTER'S should have your attention. Cool weather and storms force prices up. Our fuel is the best, our S rices are right on Slab, locks, Body and Tama oack. Your business is solicited. 0. Peyton & Co. 1, IU1N, yuom 85 ,-! &x WOOD SPORTS WHITMAN ELEVEN Llaclc Dempsey to Hunt FACING HARDEST I Moose In New Brunswick GAMES OF CAREER. SYDNEY, X. S. Sept. 15. Jnck , Domrwy. nv I lit Tex Klrknnt ntul WWM.A WALLA. Wnnli,, Sept. 15., irPp olnor8 h lnff , w n AlthoURh tho H22 Whitman olev ; , ... inr,i,M1i mi,. n J. Mnr. on mcos wmi ii iirnuamy mo now,,,. ..... , j ,.n,mil,n,. nf Miami. est hcIic.IiiIo over nttcmptoil ly Wliltnmn rollr-RO team, iroocl8 for Ilio romtiii eca-on nro Ronprally ro - Kartlnl ns IicIiir nroliality tho rosiest Hint thry have boon In n number of i years. i ... , , , . .... ...... " '".: '. . team nro ellclblo for tho sound this season. Theso veterans are Karl Til ton and Harold Shepherd, halfbacks; .Maurice Itoo, quarterback; Frank Halt ntul Claudo Xorrls. tho colored islar,- fullback; Cnptatn "Ued" llrrl i tage, tackle; "ltur." Schroedcr nnd Hal Holmes. cntt; I.ncht, center; 1 Itntchford, Rtiard. Other veterans who aro ellRlblo nro Harrison, Hoyd ntul Hayes. Riiards; Honn, end. Throe other men who played In somo of tho cames last season but did not make letters will nlsq bo back. They aro "Shorty" Tbwnscnil. Kills Carr and Art Whi ther. Walther was forced out lat tall by brcaklnR his lcc In tho first gnnte of tho season. He looks like n Reed pro-poet for a line berlh tbla year. I In addition to theso men. Whitman J will probably havo n number of like I ly looking freshmen out who will ' Rlre tlio more experienced men a j strong run for their positions. A j conference ruling makes' freshmen eligible to play In schools .where the ' male onroltmeut does not exceed 'J 00 students. Whltmcn ntithorltles be lieve that tho number of men stu- j dents in attendance this fall will romo within the confomnco limit, which would make first-year stu dents ellRlblo for varsity berths. Coach It. V. "XIr" Ilorlesko will Imvo four weeks to whip his team into shnpo for the flrt came ot the season, with the University of Id- .alio. As ho will have last years jbackfleld Intact, hi principal ntten tlon will bo devoted toward develop Ins men to fill tho vacant line posl tlons. The number of veterans out for line berths does tot mako this task appear, overly difficult. In all s Announcement Wc have sold our stock of groceries to A. C. Gienger and will discontinue in the fjrocery business. All persons owing a gro cery account will kindly call at our shoe de partment to pay same. We would appre ciate as early remittance as possible from everyone having an account Wc wish to thank the public for the loyal patronage c they gave us in our grocery dept. We will be pleased to serve all our old customers as well as new ones in our shoe department which is now open for business. J1ENDERS&C0. DOINGS OF THE DUFFS WUBUfl AND DORIS, THIS IS CAPTAIN GUM0OOT FROM HCADQUARTERS HE. W001D UKE TO 7ALK TO YOU AND GET THIS AFFAIR STRAIGHTENED UP V IWOULOimaTOTAlrtTOYOU Urtl,De MCCfcil!wffm SURE. HE 8KED ME "V - 1L .T iWILL SOLVE THIS NlT l f PR.VA7ELV MR duff AHP (V0R.?FT7 '" ?f AfATM0U3AMD QUESTIONS!) 'JlU W-f PRODLE ANO HAVE if, h f THEM , w.LL INTERVIEW t DORlSj ' Hf'M (( ) HE ASKEP ME THINGS ) 1 A TOE iswERPtSvoU 1 MR6DUFF- cr" " Ti il VllX "-1;' ''f H I DIOmV KNOW AND 'I M ) E m5RoW ! V I ZJ- -yTvESSlR hSSH? J J (f 7 V PRO0ABLV NEVER S I Jj ' ' (I v- ?Zj( ' aip,.,.,.,, ,.., .,.,,, n .,,-. tim0 ... .,, -.-.,.,. nriilll.wlf k: woo.lr mnosn , ,uKt ' , ,., , .. , urobablllty nno of llio oxrosn Runnls i 'will bo movotl uxor to tlio vacant tnclilo position. Tho teams that Whitman will meet this fall Includo tho University of Idaho, tho 1'nlvorslty of Montana, tho I'nlverslty of Nevada, the Univer sity or Oregon, tho University of Utah, Willamntti' uulu-rslly and tho Collide of lijnho. This schedule In eludes a 3000 mllo trli on which tho universities of Utah and Nevada Mill be played nt Salt l.ako City and Heno, respectively. . f . Hove Half EfjR Torlny? IF not You Were Cheated v YA8HINCJTOX.,Sept. 15. Did you eat half an ork today? If not, you wore cheated, nnd did not Rot your share of the day's crr crop. For, ac cordlnc to tho department of nRrlcul tore, the per capita consumption ot cbks Is one-half per day. .Moro osrs have been laid this year than ever before, tho department finds. Tho total Is approximately twenty-two billion eggs, an Increase ot ten percent In production rlnco the war. There has been a decreased consumption In poultry nnd farmers havo been compelled to keep their hens on the farms. wMm r X - i i - -i TIIKSTHANI) Major Stewnrt Kdward White, nu thor ot "The Wcntorncrs," tho fam ous novel, which will bo seen In screen version nt tho Strand theatre tonight, Is not only famed as n great nuthor. but as nn explorer, bin gntno hunter, and sportsman ns well. In deed, It It difficult to say In Just which of these lines ho has scored tho greatest success. In the eyes of tho general public, of course, his nou1s ami stories stand foremost. Hut Major White Is better known In .ffrlea ns tho man who holds the world's llou-shootliiK lecord, tho man who mapped Herman Kast Africa for sporting purposes, nnd then turned over his data to tho llrlllsh govern ment nt the outbreak of the war, nnd like performance. v From the far Norlh--Alaska, Can tula, all tho binds or long, dark win ter In tho New Continent to tho torld Jungles of Central Africa White has hunted, prospected. sureyed and gathered tho wonderfully accurate lo cal color and ntmosphoro for his books. nn: Milium An offering unique nmoug motion pictures will bo nt tho Liberty Thea tre tonight wheu Universal presents "Tho Man Under Cover" Tho pic ture stars Herbert Itawllnsou mid was directed by Tod Drowning, the director of "Outside tho l.nw," It N n talo of crooks from the pen of Louis Victor K)tlngo, a "lifer" In the Arlionn state prison. Ho hat served about fourteen years for n crime of which he was convicted on circumstantial evidence. The story of "Tho Man Under Cov er," concerns a young man. driven from homo by suspicion, who travels the wide world over and makes his berth by easy methods. Then he re turns to the old homo town after sen lug time In the 'big housa' mid decided to go straight. Ladles' pumps nt $1 ST.. Itegulnr price, as high as J 1 2.00. J K. Knders & Co.- ir.-ir, Knders sells shoes for less. I&-1C mm takk a cilvxci: A man who had Just started n pa per In n strange town was Interrogat ing ono of his early advertisers on tho response to bo expected from the citizens. "Xow, thorn's Deacon llrown," ho said. "Ho has tho re putation, of Belling 1Mb of hardware. Would ho bo likely to spend much money In advertising?" "Whal", drawled tho native, reflectively, "I wouldn't exactly say that hu'd go to It 1 for a nickel but hu'd fish around fer one till ho fell In." Hinsdale (III.) Citizen. Don't forget thu Wotunns Auxl Ilary cooked food rale, next Saturday nt tho Mclhasu Illdg., Corner f.th mid Main Sts. 13-1S m Knders' shoo sturo Is utnur Mr vice, with tho best values In town. ir.-n; Guaranteed to be Cured Without Operation "fAN I be cured nnd will I remain cured," U the constant thought of suffer ers from Piles. Yon can be cured and will re mam cured under my non surgical treatment. Noknife, no operation, no snaeithctlc, no pain, no confincment-and a pos itive money-back, guarantee of cure, no matter how chronic or aevcie your Tiles may be. If you are a sufferer from Piles, Fissure, Fistula or Itching, write to me today, DR.CHAS. J.DEAN RECTAL SPECIALIST tNt ANB MWRIION MRTUUiAMMMN MENTIQM THIS PAPER VHCN WHITIN6 Tom Steps In Tf "-""T'dR.""" m "" "V. v ( DlO VflUTPLI. MIM ( COME IN, fIRS.DUFF, ) (EVERVTHIMG VOUKflEW) PLEASE ? y ( APOlT THE MATTER? J 77T Taste is u nutter of tobacco quality We slate It as out Ivntit brlltf thai llie tobaccos died la ClttitcrfirKI are of finer ipuUty and hence of heller tJste) than In auy other rii:telte at the ptice. UtCttl Cf Afjee. 7W.HW f.'. 4' ' 9 Q?' xi ? ? Any breaking out of the skin, oven fiery. Itching eczema, run bo uulckly oterromo by applying n llttlo Meiitho Sulphur, says u noted skin speclullst llecuuso of Its germ destroying prop erties, this sulphur preparation In stantly brings earn from skin Irri tation, soothes mid heals thu eczema right up mid leaves tho skin clear mid smooth. It seldom falls to relieve the tor ment mid disfigurement Sufferers from skill trouble should get n little Jar of Mcnthn-Sulphiir from miy good druggist mid uso It llko a cold creum, -Ailr. Datf, Mtthir, Ironiztd Ytatt for MMHmatism Do Yots lUalia What Irenlaml YMSt-VStaminea Will Do for fUieunaUsm and Lumbago? Do you know that vltamlnei and Iron aro part uf sour wry llf7 llo you know that inn lUsUvniul-ulonil factory In your body ner.la thnaa two rnaiiriaip. nnii nevdH inrni iiamyr jiit you know that If your lio.ly furnar locs not cet enough ot these, that owhaoswrt llkraiiiallam rataa anil Agony All (Jonr. Ironlard Vrat la Nurrlf Woaarrlall- iuner polrons. Joint pnl-orti, muscle liolsmK. aclil polsqnu an. forinnl In rleail of tho healthy llusli ntid thn rich Mnml you uxc.l to Imvo In il.iyn gona ly? If ynu hoLlila In your gait. If pains illatnrt your lio.ly. If licmlln. ovr la nn umuioult.il.lii ntinny. It dull pains mako you linutho lintvlly uml moan, do not grunihlo at tho routth nous of the wny, smllo sweetly, thero Ih a rainbow iiliea.l. Thlngii nro illflrent now than thny U""il to lie. In tho Mays of liniment, salvrn, rompllcatcl ilriigs, ami nil llmtf rn. memlirr? Tho happy rci ret today I Ironlzcil yeast, 'inn of tho greater,! Iio(ly-ainl-lioil liiillilprs of nil tlmo. Ilrnln taking Irnnlzoil Venst toilay. llewarn nf Iniltntlonii nml aulis'.ltuUH, liecaiiiio Ironlxrd Yeast Is not n tnari romtiliiatlnn of yeast unit Iron, l.n t hi yijunt Ironlr.cil, which Is u MiiluUiinio nil ly llsnlf, Thcrn la only oim Iron Uml YunH In all tho world. Kola at nil ilrub'Ktorenat 11.00 u paclcairn nnd cntitnlnlnif SO tatilets, ench tnMet realod. Thoy never loan their power, M'f'd onlv by Ironlied Yraat Co, Atlanta, Cla. flay gnodbyo tu rhcu matltm from now on! On the Scene T CHINE wm n t WT HfKfiUaaaaan aaaaKvraaVfL VBaHfli i iRivPILrB n-r g.T ii-iiif iBi pvhk jaBrQaVlrSKzaaaaBBaBS StffircSpaaaaaaW Lhesteiiield CIGARETTES of Turkish and Domestic tobaccos blended sM JH $500.00 PURSE For Baseball Game Klamath Falls Cubs Klamath All Stars This game will unquestionably be the best game of the season. Don't miss it. Game Called nt 2:30 Admission 50c SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 17th I AUCTION SALE I Col. W. F. Swif.'nrt, Auctioneer I I COMPLETE STOCK OF GROCERIES AND I I FIXTURES AT B I Schubert Grocery , I 910 Main St. I I Saturday Sept 15 I I Sturtinfj 2 P. M. I H aH Don't fail to read tho goodnight; captaim 'gumboot.' y Wri ( GOOPNIGIIT.CAPTAIM OUMBOor? I GOOONIOM . ' the Winner va. Herald Classified Ads. BY ALLMAN y: l r 4? "-MT