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THE EVENING HERALD; KLAMATH FALLS, ORIOOtt
MONDAY, HKiTRMnHH II, 1MM.
"GettThg'ReacIyori.An Aerial SlecTRide
HSUAN TUNG TIRES
OF ISOLATION JN
foJbidden CITY
BOY COVERS ENTIRE
HIGH SCHOOL COURSE
IN FOURTEEN MONTHS
SCHOOLMA'AMS IN
MEXICO APPROACH
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They tomptcit mo, my .llttlo car.
., Far Piik'smi'ii's tnlk Is strong;
They tumilclm, tlonr llttlo Font,
, , Hut I 1iaru tit wed too lonp.
So lot them fcpep their bnnrnln rnro,
X Knch lijRli-tnttotl, lilKli-prlroil ear,
Itlll'Vlll il'rlvo jou, llttlo Konl.
' And lo'vo you an yo.u are.
A .Itt'rmiuiH'iul.itliiii t
'J haw the doctor you told file to
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'Did you tell him I sent you?"
A "'c, t did."
1 "What- did he ,say?" , :
., "lli ashed me to jiay In ntl'vnnre."
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AVIieu the l'urMiu Kdlt.-t
An editor out. west recciiUy,,wpnt
ou-iaivncaUo'n.nnd left a' minister In
cha'rice of his paper. A day or two
later a letter from "away back" sub
scriber enme. which read:
-V; "You knew dam well 1 paid my
subscription tho last tlrao 1 was In
your town. IT I net any more such
tetters 1 'will r'ome down and maul
licit out of jpu." i
..The minister answered: "I have
been trying to maul that thine out of
the editor for yearn, mid If you come
down nnd maul It out of him, then,
dear sir, I Imvo twenty members of
my church yon cen operate on."
K. Supirman says tho man who
keeps tils eyos continually on tho
clock wlll'always bo one of the hand''.
utAhuu Den Ad he in mmlo his rep by
loving tils follow mi'ii. The flap who
trios It nowuduys Is called a vamp.
Xo man Is1 beat llllio quits,"
Xo;man.li through. MlWIia ttlops; '
".ITmatteThblfar'rfairufo lilfs
iN'o matter how often ho drops
' "AJeliow.'s Vot,downtlir lie lies'
' In 'the d'usYiandJreiusMto'fiac.'i'
Fate may slam him andbang him
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' And batter .lispframptllho'son,
But the can never say that he's
Y downed-'" l .
Mhllo ho bobs up. serenely for
. . more.
' A fellow's not dead till ho dies
, Ji'Nor beat tilt no longer ho tries,
C. II. Crova Insists that IcR3 Is Ii-jmI
'and limbs only grow on treps. f
"Eatlns with your kulfe doesn't
'sharpen your appetite." hints tho
Gloom Abuser.
beiiloner wants- to'know If It's
tho scarcity of. radium that makes
radio equipment ho MiIrIi. ' '
Tin Siiiuincr KiiiIIiik
ft Ted AVIuit'H beeomo of that-llttlo
Tponch you , wiru ungated to eaHler
ti the Ht'iison?
Ned Tliat peach Is canned.
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A CIiIuuko man has been arrested
because ho wns boIiir from door to
(dooMn that town lopklnc for a "'sin
iless abodo." TcrhupH tho cops wero
iTlsht. Looks ns If tho feller wero
cray.
( ItlOIOYAIi NOTICi:
, A. A. Hullman &. Co. Imvo moved
to u temporary location In tint lobby
of tho Central Hotel wlicru thoy will
fontiiiuu to Iraiisimtf u guueral roal
ostnto buslnous until they havu ho
cured a permanent locnllnu. 7-13
YOUR WINTER'S
WOOD
should have your attention.
Cool weather and storms
force prices up.
Our fuel is the best, our
prices are right son Slab',
'Blocks, Body and Tama-
6ck. . '
Your business' is'solicited.
0. Peyton & Co.
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The motorlcsi lanccf Deshaycs lclntr hauled up a hill by an autoTJiiM as bobsleds or,.for."
etart In tho International. elldcf contest at acrrnoat-IVrraiid. France.
SPORTS
CUBS ARE WINNERS
OVER LOST RIVER
GIANTS BY ONE RUN
I on ft of tin bo.t plajcd games '
wIlucMCd hero this ser.son. the I'ubs
at Mnilnr ivirlr vrlnri1.'i tm4ii1 mil
victory oT.r tn"o Ufil Hirer ni.inl by i
the clobo marRlnj; ofono run. Score,
t to ::. . t
jf KxcoMflnt jiltchlni; baekedrbyjlilph.
class' flpldlnc werofcaturcs'iif ttTo
Kame which, considering tho Kamo
played by Uio Olants, mlKht as easily
have Rpn to the valley players:
Next Sunday the Knights of Col
nmbus nnd Cubs wilt cross bats. :A
week from Sunday. the Rlants and
Cubs will play for the Klamath coun
ty championship. :
FAMOUS PITCHER
VISITS HOME TOWN
FACTOnYVILLK, l'a.. Sept. II,
While visiting at tho homu of his
parents here recently, ChrlMy .Mulh
owson. whoso mlshty right arn(
turned back 1eum after team In the
National league, and who U slowly
recovering from a lung affection,
uvea nis ooynoou unys all over
again
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v4FactoryVlle3 where "Blx Six" was
born, Is'a rural" vlltdgo nestling be
tween green , hills nnd surrounded
by1 fams "nnd' fields of wild flowors.
DarlntK'hlsv-ffsIt "Matty'.Vrrcalled the
days of bis youth and took dpllght
in rcamlnK the hills and fields with
men,' wbo'.as boys, wer his play
mutes'. Tho onco famous pitcher Is i lov
er of wild flowers nnd while' Urn
added 26 varieties to his already
large collection. When moving pic
ture men cainc .to Facloryvlilc to
"gel" Christy, thoy found him In a
field with u clergyman gathering
flowers.
Santa Clara Is First
To.Start Football
r SANTA CLAHA, Cal., Sept. H.
Santa Clam University Is the first
college In tho west officially to
start Its VJ'i'l football season. Its
8'iuad beljig already out on tho field
under tho tiircnion of t;oucn iiiick
Ingham. Andy Kerchhorf of Covluu
Is captain of tho team. ,
Manager Question Is
Puzzling Seattle Fans
SKA'ITI.B, Wash.. Sep. Jl -Bonl-tlo
baseball funs tiro wnuilerltig whu
will uiauago tho local club In tho
Pacific Coast If.-iglio next season.
Seattlo has had no pormnncnt mana
ger for years and many aro Imping
thai tho oysnura .wilj go Jink
Adams, who at prcscii't holds tho post
an opportunity to carry on with tho
club again ne,xt year. Adams In, pop
ular with tho players und liked by
tho finish
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
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HELEN, I LEARNED 7O0AV THAT IT'O
THI5MRS.1.U& THAT'S CIRCULATING All.
THIS GOSSIP ABOUT DORIS AND WILBUR
I'M GOING RIGHT OVER THER AND
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i Aupll BPrARFFm I . ' KWT' 1 (NOT COME ' , 7 Of THC TWNG& I'VE '4IEARO - 1 . J
I f ( WHAT vSS SAY 1 ft V IH! THIS ISA Ffiea COUNTRY AND if
iai. . I WHAT OO SAV . 1 . :. Ww'-V- ' . ICANSAY WHAT J PirASE AND . (f
' d&L. " !m! Hk ' PL ira noms or Your euaiMesa:
VS'VWVVVWWWVNAA!
Kidding Clclc Altrock. ccach of the.
tTathington nine, M liko monkeying
with a bus taw. Thcro'e nlnnys a
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Comeback. It makes llttlo differ
enco whrJicr bis team's losing or
winning, thi famous comcdlaa
latfjhs
At tho wholo ibow. ills antics are.'
cftcn tho brightest spots of tho game,
at home and on tho rtod.
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'SNIers," truly a wonderful uio
lion picture, which was made from
tho novel by Kathleen Norrls, which
Is showing lit thu Liberty theatre. Is
it lesson which imiry boy nnd girl,
man nnd wife, anil prospectho
couples yhoutil soo. It shows tho
Kri'.itnisa of limi nnd tho splendor of
a woman's rourago.
It pictures more than a iloton ser
mons could preach or a million books
explain that tho home Is tho rock on
which tho nation1 Is founded. It goes
to tho root of tho domestic, trouble
arid depicts In n clear-cut manner tho
reason why the foundation of Ameri
can lift) l.t threatened. It Is not a
preachment but u vivid story of tkow
one courageous wife fought to hold
her husband from a sottish sister and
why divorce Is such n cowardly tiling.
Final showing tonight.
THU KTItANU
Tonight tho final showing r.f "Tho
Crent Alone." will bo given at Tho
Strand and It is expected that the
house wltt be crowded ns those who
filled tho auditorium nil yesterday
afternoon and evening are enthusias
tic to tho highest point.
Monroe Salisbury Is nt his best In
this picture which features tho snow
covered wastes of Alaska and thu
footbalt field In the Stanford stadium
where sixty thousand people witnes
sed tho great game between tho Unl
vorslty of California und Stanford
last November. (
Tho football scenes are not faked
but aro tho actual scones taken wh,lle
the gamu was la progress and Of tho
-rooters' sections qf tho great audi
ence. Tomorrow and for tho two days
following that tho price at tho Strand
wilt bo ten cents to everybody.
Former Sprinter to
Be High School Coach
SAN FUANCIfiCO, Sept. II. lMor
rls IClrksey, olio of the greatest
sprinters developed In tho west In re
rent years, won hU last race as an
amateur at thu Far Western Invita
tional Track meet nt Sacramento,
Cal., this month when ho surprised
I his friends by defeating his team-
mato and rival, Kddlo Sudden, In tho
220-yard dash.
For tbreo seasons Klrksey has
couipetrd for Stanford university mid
when hu way nt his best hu was eon
slilured second only to Charles AV.
I'uildotk, I.oh Angeles, tho world's
fastest human. Klrksey hold tho na
tional Intercollegiate sprint cham
pionship sote'rnl uranium.
Injuries cut ifuwu Klrkaey's apecd
lust spring and In tho "big mqot" bu
tween Stanford ami thu University of
California ho failed to plain In the
220-yard dash; Had ho plurod, as
expected. Stanford would have won
tho moot.
Now that, Klrkxey has couiplided
tho coui-hii a). Stanford hu has been
vngage.d to teach and toauli uthlotli
ut tho Santa Itnu.i. Cal,, high ticliool.
When ho goux to Santa Itosa this
week bo will bo classed In tho pro
renslon;il ranks and no longer will bo
ablo to compote as an umutour.
Olivia Takes a Hand
HOV1 DO VOU DO. MRS. LEE-I yziX. ME, WHAT FOUNDATION YOU HAVE , . - li
I WANT TO J5PCAK 7o . , . 'R ALL THIS fioSolP VOU ARE PBDOUHG WJELL IWAMT TO I- ' U
VOU ALONE ABOUT A . ABOUT MR. AND MRS. DOFF AND WHAT HAVfc eynDPMV pmiurs rrttf J
CERTiM MATOW- ' i . ', VOOTO VER.FV IT? CAN YOU PROVE IT? SS8a'SLKS",fi8
1, BoVT. II. lis
In n palace within tho Forbidden City'
nnd, although ho must often hear the
noises from the busy streets Just out
side of his wall, ho Is virtually a pris
oner, huvng only twlro. It Is said,
seen the, sights of tho Chinese capi
tal. Under tho terms of his ahdli
cation Ilsuan was given unusual pri
vileges by the Chinese republic.
I to was permitted to maintain a
court ullh all Us royal appurtenances
Including about 2.000 servants. Tho
republic agreed to pay him $1,000,
000 Mex, annually tor oNpensu as a
condition of his abdication, Tho fin
ancial plight of tho republic made
trso payments Impossible with tho
result that in the lust ten )ears the
"Hoy Huiperor." us ho Is slllt called !
has received only Jf.OU.noO. Ills
pleas for the remittance of jail, UK),
oilO still due as "Imporlnl household
expenses" have gouo unanswered.
TIiIh Is said to havu Increased Ills ilu -
sire to c hnnijo his mode of living.
Itsuau'H Kngllsh and Aiuerlriiitu
tors desrrlbo him an a diligent lUud
ent, lie tins keen desire to see
something of tho world. One of his
diversions Is to write on u typewrit
er, of American nmke.
In Juno 1PI an attempt was mud4
to restore tho monarchy In China,
Ilsuan sat on the Dragon Throne for
Just one week. That eplsodo Is
thought to ,havo ended forever the
chance of restoring tho monarchy, In
China.
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I'KKINO, Bo"pT. II. Ilsuan Tiinm
whoso abdication ns emperor In I HI 2
muled the Manrhti dynasty, Is de
scribed by tho Ohlneso pross nti be
coming tired of his Isolation. Ilsuan
la lit his seventeenth year, Ho. lives
UHllKKIiHY, Cal., Sept, It.-r-Coverlng
tin entire high nchool
course In 14 months Ik tho record
of Frank lloyle, who arrived In
California from Ireland 18 months
ago and today Is a froshmeu student
at the llnlversUy of California,
Finding when hu arrived here
that tho gotd nuggets hu expected
to find on the' streets wore not In
evidence after all, ho got a Job ni
copy boy In a Han Francisco news
paper ofllce. At night ho attended
high school classes, tils diligence
enabling him to pasir the matricula
tion examinations at the university
with flying colors,
Night Golfing I.
Latest Innovation
HOOK ItlVKIt, Ore. Sept It
j, Night golfing Is an Innovntliin at a
big hotel on the Columbia rlM-r mar
here. A clock golf course, really a
series of pulling greens, was l.itd
iout on the lawns In front of the ho
let. which, at night, are flooded with
light from giant shower llnhtu on tho
unlet tower,
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Advertising
Is the Sunlight
of
, To all that is healthy and vital
in business, it means increased
strength and growth ; but adver
tising is a fierce heat which
withers and consumes that
which, is .unsound.
A business which is not a
good business should not be
advertised. A business which
would not benefit from wide
spread appreciation of its ideals
had better acquire a new set of
ideals.
The
Evening Herald
"Covers the Klamath Field"
MHXICO CITY,, Hpt. ll. Tlmn
homirod ronroptlou of the typical
aclioolmu'am sharp features, npee
tucles. hair tightly colled In it knot at
the. top of the head das been pleas
ingly rorrecleit hern during tho pant
'few weeks by the more limn t.Oliu
young women school touchers from
tho United Stales who Imvo been
taking special summer courses In
Spanish nt tho national uulvni'Mty,
Almost "flappcrrsiiuo", hut not too
much rio, they cluttered up tho dirVn
town streets uvery afternoon whim
classes wero over to do thnlr window
shopplligl W'liat with swugger slicks
nnd sport rlotheij and startling coif
fine, they pieseuled a (harming ar
ray of American womanhood thai
g.tvo tho "fills", those solf-uppoluled
Judges of all feminine beauty In Mex
ico Oil), some hectic moments.
The young women came from all
parts of tho t'nlted Slates. From
) Maine and down tho mint In Florida
Ull jrolll Washington to I.oa Angeles
I,,,,,! frm ,l0 ,,,im w,., .y r0,.k-
i ,,, IL.n, ttl ih) r, llf ,.mml ,rm
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knowledge of tho SiiiiiiIhIi IiUIkiiiikii
,,. miiiIMiik It In Its niitho haunts.
T, .m,,.,,,, ,.veriimeut provided a
'number of courses In Mpiuilsli and
.supplciueiitnr) studliti, ami also fui n-
Milled hen transportation from tho
' border to Metlco City and return.
I There worn 11 few men teacheru along
but their numbers went negllKlble.
HniikM New Washington county
hank building completed.
Hood Klvcr- ll.'jr.O.OOU hydro
electric system under construction,
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BYALLMAN