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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 24, 1922)
:ny '. THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALUS, OREGON - 'HH'IIMDAV, AlWHT !il, loao. ie i - :. j..s W 4. The Office Cat tor romcs Al linker nays tho groat Amerlran i ntniitour appears to Imvo discarded homo browing for the radio. ( .Mnllicr Now," Victor, whnt does n rioter, nlro llttln boy ilo when ho Is In n inimrnr ami sees on old lady who linn to stand up? Hon lie pretends 'he Is. asleep. mil Leo says when money talks no ono stops tn crlflclio its grammar. Why They Went An the Sunday-schcfol teacher en tered bIio saw leaving In great haste n lltllo girl mill her .smaller brother. "Why. Mnry, you aren't going nwny?" nho oxcliilmbd In surprise. "Plolhe. MIrh Anne, io'vo got In i;o," was the distressed reply. 'Jim- my thaw-allowed hltli ooffertlon." My 1-HvtiT I Imvo ii lltllo motor cur. It's the npployor-my oye. If you know me. you'll easy guess ihu kind of car I'd buy. It rattle Ilka tho vary Dutch, IIh radiator's brass; now you know what kind It lm you will not need to auk. I hot It second handed, had It two yean, moro or loos; and In that tlmo It's been In almost 'every kind of most. Tho top Is patched, the cush ions torn, tho tires all wrapped with wire: It's 1m turned 'over thirteen tlmci, nnitwjce lt ben nflre. I Bpruiig- tho axlo badly' onco, In run nln o'er n cat; tho hood's been lost for most six month, I don't know whero U'h at. Ono fendorV.torn eomplotcly off (I ran Into ntreo):, tho fan won'iarKrjntf'fjrtonJt cure, that doesn't ffcot her mo. ii For iwhtn sho, feoTft exactly right und every thing' In trim, sho'll hit a speed of forty per, that'll true help me Jim! Every ono knows the dear old' linn for many miles around; and sho's been stalled In" each mud jwlo from my placo Into towp. jTho Its x penscs Keep mo iiroico. ana uxea most air nty yen. If any gent should steal ! ho thing, I'd send him to the pen. Jlut I am not at all afraid that kucIi fato will befall; for there is no one nlso Out mo can msku her' go at all. And tho to get lirr smarted off Is tiomotlmes quite u task, she takes mo .there mid brings mo back, so what moro could I ask? Kd Dunham says tho burglar's mot to scums to bo "Whero there's a till t Intro's u way." It In not for us to criticize those birds who Insist that their ancestors wcro monkeys. If n bco can sting Ilka (ho devil on n diet of honey what would ho do en u diet of lemon Julco.7 n. D. Hall says many aro called but fow get up. Ono good thing nbout thoso small mustaches mjyway Is that thoy .don't droop. ;N ; ' "So your son's a contractor What kind?" "Debts." t John D. pays bu wants. to llvo un til ho s 100 years obf because "llfo Is so filled wUh Interest." Mosfmon wunt to djo for thli samo reason they get tired paying It. YOUR WINTER'S fihould liaye your attention. Cool ,weathei; and storms foice jji'ices up. , Our "fuel is the best, our prices aro right on Slab, flocks, Body and Tarha oack. Your business ,is solicited. 0. Peyton & Co. '" bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbV bbb WOOD I AMMMAMrtAAM MMAAMMMtMVWWVMMWMWMVWWWWMMVMWWW P B P I They'll Play 7 " I &&? frt)m: bW v ""V'tjk. 1m raf VX gj Polo and footbsUt are two aporta that men have lone considered too atrtnuoua for women, but look at this picture. Women at Brentlniby, England, not only tUy polo matches among lbemslvcs, but play asJast U FOOTBALL GETTING READY TO KICK OFF FOR SEASON OF 192? SAN FKANCISCO, Aug, 24. Foot ball Is getting nly to kick off, for the 1922 season nnd.ln n short time, the grldfron game SvllI edge baseball out or the sporting spotlight. r-Although practice at the ,l'aclflc roast conforcDoe Jchcols cannot stnrt until Seutjm6ut3.''moLof'ih,o var sity candidates will bo out tn uni form when the ublTrrsltles and col leges open lute this nionth and early next month. ( University of Santa Clara probab ly, will play thaflrst game Of the season whon -it meets the team from the U. S. S. Culllfornlon Admission day, September 9. Not until Seplem-J bcr 30 will (he largest colleges suing tnto action. A tentative schedulj follews: Sept.f3aVn,,r,ll ot Wnllnt'j ion vs .inm Arm' corps in ncauiu; t'nlvorslty of California vs Santa Clara at Ilorkeley; lniorsIty of Id nho vs (lonznga University at .Mos cow. Oct. T. University of Oregon" vs Willamette university ot Kugenn; Washington Stnto tollogo s Ninth Army enrpi at Pullman; Stanford university vs tho Olympic, club at Stanford; California vs tho Univer sity of Ited lands at Ilerkeley; Wash ington s University of Montana at Seattle; Idaho vs Whitman cnllego at Walla Walla; University of South ern California vs I'omouu college at Claremont. Oct. 14. Oregon Agricultural col lego vs Wlllametto university at Cor vullls; Washington vs Idaho at Seat tle; WaxhlnKtnu state vs Oonzaga lit Spokano; Callfornln'Vs St. Mary's at Dcrkoley; University of Southern California vs University of Arizona at I.os Angoles; Stanford va -Santa Clara at Stanford; Uulwrslty of No vadn vs Occidental college nt Ileno; Oregon vs Multnomah club at Ku gone. Oct. 2h Washington stato vs Id aho, ut Moscow; Oregon, vs Whitman nt I'cndleton or Hugeno; Oregon Ag gies vs Washington at Seattle; Stan ford vs St. Mary's at Stnnford; Calk: forulii vs tho Olympic lub at Ilorke ley; Nevada vs 17. S. C. at l.os An- DOINGS OF THE DUFFS0 WHILE I'M WfllTINGB 5g8 I WONDER WHERE WILBOe? H WEU. TtL fllT POWM .mPM" fl f Ol tnWCBl FOR THE GIRLS TO M 'Wk IS? HE SAID HE'D W H 1 .S TSSF') 'M " IW TXW , COMEDOWN riLTAKel Jg 1 WAIT PQHM HERE ONTME jH HE MAV SHOW UP i X' bWHR ".s, V liC' Football Next geles; Multnomah vs (lonxaitn nt Portland. Oct. 28. Oregon v Idaho nt Portland; Stanford vs Oregoh Aggies at I'orvnllia; WuHhlugton s Wash tngton stato at Pullmnn; California vs Southern California at l.o An Lgele; Santa Clara vs Arliona lioro St. Mary's the New Muxlco Aggie here; Nevada vs Davis farm school 'ai Reno; California freshmon s V. S. C. freshmen nt Ilerkeley. Nov, -1. Washington State vs Cali fornia at Ilerkeley; Oregon Aggies vs Multnomah nt Portland; Stanford vs Nevada nt Stanferd: Whitman vs Wlllametto at Walla Walla; Stanford freahmen vs U. S, C. froshmen at 1.04 Angeles. Nor. II Oregon vs Washington Mnte at Kugeno; Washington vs Cali fornia at Seattle; Stanford vs U. S. C. nt Stanford; Idaho vs University of Utah at riolse: Whitman vs Nevada at Ileno; St, Mary's vs Arizona at Tucson; Stanford freshmen vs Cali fornia freihmbn nt Ilerkeley; Olym pic club vs Multnomah c-lub at Port- (and. Nov. 18. Oregon vs Oregon Ag gies at Corvallls; Washington vs Stanford nt Stanford; -California vs Nevada at Ilerkeley; U. S. C. vs Idaho ut Los Angeled; Milltno"piali vs Ninth army corns at Portland; Whitman vs Utah nt Salt Lnko. Ndv. 25. Oregon Agglex vs Wash ington Stnto at Portland; Stanford vs California ut Stanford; Idaho vs fionzaga at Spokane; Montana vs Whitman at Walla Walla. Nov. 30. Oregon vs Washington at Seattlo; Washington State vs. U.'S. C, at I.os Angoles; Idaho vk Montana nt, Missoula, Novnda vs St. Mary's at Ileno. Dec. 9. Oregon Aggies vs U. fi. C. at J.ob Angeles; Santa Clara vs Utah Agglt-s hero. VOL'H-MOXIJV Olt VOUIt I.IIK The othur day when I reached home I said unto my wife, "I know you will bo happy, dear, I've Just Insured my life. And so, If I should meet my death . Tomorrow, let mo say, A chock for fifty thousand Will bo, yours that. very, day." I know 'twould make her happy, So I took her by tho hand And walked for, tho answer And sho said "Won't that grniid!" bo BASEBALL RESULTS (Wednesday) National League At Chlcago- It. II. i:. Clilfi5n ,.... .' 0 llrooklyn ...,.;..4,J,. '..0 At Pittsburg S u II. 17 II It. 11 :t Pittsburg Phlln At St. Loith u. ii. i: It in o :i : 2 York; at t'ln- St. l.ouN ......, Ilolon Cincinnati and New clnuntl rain. American League At New York- . It. II. K. Now York 1 3 i) Cleveland - '' At Phlla. II. II. K, Phlla -..(,: -. It I Detroit Ai....A t 3 10 At UoMon it. ii. i: llmton V-..a.. 3 K 2 St. Louis . ..; D ( At Washington 11. II. i:. Whshliiglon ....... .. .. II 12 1 (hlcngo .1 '.' 1 Episcooal Convention Meet on September CIIICAdO, Aug. 23 Contlnunnco of tho revision of tho book of com mon prayer und plans for carrying on tho natiuu-wldo campaign start ed three years ago aro among tho Im portant questions of legislation to como before 'tho triennial general convention of tlm Kplscopal rhiirch which opens In Portland. Ore.. Sep tember 6, Tho (Convention Is expect ed to bo In session from fifteen to twenty days. Thero has boon a commission on tho prayer book revision for some years, and nt each convention some deflnlto" progress ias been made In tho enrichment oT the book on com mon prayer. Anyjhangi', however, "must-bo approved by both tho house of bishops and tho house of deputies ut ono convention, referred to tho various dioceses for their considera tion, and then mnst come before both homes of tlm succeodlng con vention for final approval. No change therefore, can bo made In the prayer bonk that has not been brought heforo tho whole church for consideration. President to Receive Copy of Magna Charta ST. PAUL. Minn., Aug. 24. Presi dent Unfiling Is to receive u beauti fully" framed copy nt Magna Charta from tho Magna Charta Day associa tion, It was announced today by J. W. Hamilton of St. Paul, founder and secretary of tho association. The copy, which will be 22 by 3(1 Inches, will show tho seals of tho ha runs who participated Jn tho signing of tho document, and It will bo In colors, , A small brass pla'to, outlining tho presentation to tho president as tho honorary president of tho Magna Charta Day association, Is attached to tho frntno. A copy of ibo Magna Charta also will be presented to (lovernor 1.'. Leo Trlnklo of Virginia, In recognition of his act as tho first governor to Issue u proclamation railing for observance of Magna Charta day. ? T T Jack: You should have scon Jlel- fH run that quarter-mjlo. Dolbert: Whut did nho run It In? , Jack: I'll bo darnod If I know what you call'em. ' Even a Sand Bank l Tin: i.iitntTY L. .1. (liiHiilor's unusual production, "A Wife's Awakening," dlsti Untied by It-C I'lrturoH corporation, comes to tho Liberty theatie tonight, It limits with the dowUiou of a I f o to her erring husband, depicts now nIio fights to mmt hint from ruin, even placing her own reputation under n clouifiuid in tho end receiving noth ing but tils condemnation, it Is an Intensely human, lulu with I'rlltl llriinello doing quite the most effec tive work of her career as tho vtlfo, and Sam Do (.rosso playing tho un sympathetic part of the hiisli.iud with high nrtlstiy. Others In tho rust urn William . Prnbort Cnrlelon, well known lending man: llevorly Trnvern and i:d)tho Chupman. TIIK STIIAND That u reduction of price to the old pro-war figure Is profitable is shown Ity the attendance ut tho Strand since the price has been rut to ten rents for oerbody. 1-ist night nud the nlulit before every seat in the Iidiipo was filled and there were u number who were turned nwa .Manager Ted While ha.i the right 1 Idea. "Many sales and small profltn ' I is no new Idea but there lire but fevt , 111 business who have tip' eoumgo to put the Idea Into practice. Those who d" find tho old order changed and the red Ink bottle W thrown Into the dlM'jrd. Tho ten rent admission fee will be tried out for lhno days of the week, Tuesdays, Wednesdays und Thurs da. Later It may be extended to rover the entire) week. Tonight the big double bill goes on nt H:3n nnd again nt S 3D but tho price remains ten rents to ereryboly tiii: VTAIt "lloilght and Paid For" was greet e( by n largo audience nt the Star theatre last night who seemed lo en Joy this thrilling play according to the amount of upphnuo It received. The lllldebrand rompany aro surely making n name for themselves with local playgoers as earh new play tlio present brings out a new find In the oompnnles ranks. Last night It was lllldebrand's rbunOe to show his abil ity as an uctor und to say that his characterization of Hubert Stafford was gpod wquld be mnklng It mild. Miss Kloreme Underbill nisi; makes a decided hit In the role of Virginia Illulu and Jack" Phlpp and Violet .Neltx arj' well ensted ns tho (alleys. Iletween the acts very good vnude. I vllle specialties were rendered by Al Plenu and Nick linker. "Hotiglit and Paid For" will bo re ponied ngalu tonight and on Friday and Saturday "Sis HopirRis" will be given. There wllf bo a" spe lal chil dren matinee on Saturday afternoon ot "Sis Hopkins." NEWSPAPER PRIZE CONTESTS KEEP L. A. LIBRARY WORKING LOS ANCSKLIIS, Aug. 24 Prize contests featured by newspapers and advertisers In national mr;azlnes, participation In which Involves the usn of gazoleers, atlases, dictionaries, encyclopedias und other reference books, may bring both publicity ami now business to thu concerns which promote thorn, but they work a dls-i tlnct hardship on tho public library, according to Kvorett It, Perry, head of the Los Angeles public library. "At times," Mild Perry, "tho crowd of contestants working around our reference books has been ho great tbit un ordinary patron of tho plum could ut obtuln access to thu books at all. During tho frenzy of a re cent contest It became necessary to reserve thu books u week In advance, even for an hour's use, A week or two of such survlco put tho books In bad sluipo. 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