- 'I-' -' wl? KaBlLk - ."JlL.7''Tw ,j..,itiu&r v. rpwrT f - ,1 V. f? '1 rl ITt'ltlLW. WaVHT 10, t02J Pace, Four THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON rf " SrolBHiS PnEHnHHHff-JE ' " "I. If The Office Cat . ' IIY JUNIUS Home nnwjpnnor mou nro Fords. Kvrrybody drives 'em. llko 1), X. Plomens says lot of nion ought to wear (nil light an thine in u lnury won't l)iimi I"'1' them. Peel J.iywntk wlun niiKol fea In, trend. V,. LOOK CI.OsKI.V , IT sho sIrIib with half-rlood eye. ' Tim while her Imnil you prcs. i Don't tlilnk sho fell, you nowir can ' Mfti. ' ' i -'(may lip hlliouncs. I ,- "Woman Always rays." pays a "fyjiMidlliKU'' Xm whtinsho can. havo it (hurled,,, "IttWttji- ' Tin. la-nined Pup "Lny down? imp. I.iy down. That's n Reed doggle, Lay- lnwn. I "" icll ynu." , . " "Mlslor, ou'll hnxo to say, "Lie down." lle'sja'HoMon terrier." A Klamath Pulls woman wont , away for the'summer ami loft a sign for tho milkman, rending: "Don't leave nnythliiR". HurRlar came tiloiiR nn:l after tlicy went throunli loft atiotlicr sign: "Wo didn't." Aunt Hot ."Wlion I so that sweet an' Rontlc an' aiiRol-IIko look In u woman's face I know she's happily married to a man sho lets liosa her." "How- would ou test home lirew to wo If thqrn was any xvoml. alcohol In It7" utked the old soak. "Why, 'strain It through n silk handkerchief nnd see If you pet any splinters," replied tho younR soak. C. II. Clendenninc says thcre'r. snmetliluR wreaj: with this heredity doctrine. If we had monkey an cestors how conic wo didn't Inherit their Rlands? An Alnued Hoy Mother "Now remember Johnny, thero's n Rhost In that dark closet where I keep the cake." Johnny ''Kunny xou never blame tho rIiosi when thorn' any cako mis iiIiir: It's always mo." You can buy amusements and pleasures thoy como from without. Hut you cannot buy happiness and content they como from within. Ij. II. Ilniucs says early to bed and ! early to rise Just ain't slnco wo. havo movies. ' Tlio,. truly. Reed man will ro to i, Hlccp.ln church rather thanjlet his 4 mind wonder on tho prlco.of Iiors. , Jpe,jtio Plodder says that one of tho lilg differences between a man "nnd u woman Is t lint tho man can't shop without buying something. tr ' ' i "Paw, tho evangelist said snmo powerful mean things about tlio Freo Tlilnkera last nlglit, didn't ho?" bo Kan young Hunt. "Do you reckon uny of 'em was tlieru to hour him?" "Xo, Rrowled Onp Johnson of ItumpUM Hideo, who had but lately had a Jower with Ills wife. "A Free Thinker la a feller thut hain't mar ried and don't havo to go to reviv als." WOOD FOR RANCHERS Wo will dollvor slab and bloclc wood to uny ranch In tho valley ut n reasouablu extra charge for tho mlloiiRe. See us about your wood for-tlio ranch, our charge are rea sonable. 0. Peyton & Co. Telescope That Found "Twin Suns" am mr e '-4 ''$r Sit 3- ' I ' ' Dr. J. S. Plaskctt, director of tho Astrophyslcnl Otervatory at Victoria. B. C appear dwarfed alongside the mammoth TMnch reflector telescope with which he recently discovered the "twin suns." The new planet is tire times as largo as any other Known ldy, accordlnc to tho astronomer. , ATLANTIC LINERS ILL RACE Ocean Derby Will Determine Which is Swifctest of Grey hounds; Mauritania' Holds Record ' whh:h he afterward used as a kind of LONDON. Auk. 19 An Ocean slRiied to capture from llrltnln U','rrlP Derby" -will ho held on the Atlantic and speed records. Her backers' With lltllo difficulty ho persuaded this summer to determine the fastest j point out that sho hai shown her I '"r "-' an,i inount.-d her neck of the Rrqat liners on the Southamp-, qualities In tho latter respect hy do-j ,n u,s'' t,m" ,w" '"'il"''- soolhlnR. ton-New York run. The position of'nK a recent sprint of 2T.S2 knots. lttlnB. and talkliiR xoluldy to her tho vessels In this contest for the At-' and that a she It only heRlnulliR to ln Hlniliistiuil. he had isnt on Reed Inntlc hluo riband Is as follows, the "feel lior ennlnwi". she will misl(. "-mis with the anlmnl. Then lie took fli-ures (fenotliiR HialM! spted for n thlnRs hum for her llrltlsh-l.ullt 1,l'r rm,,", "' ,,l' 'lliant ride, ami wholoVVaco' dorlns- th eurranl ' competitors. .apparently had l.cr In complete con- reasen: 1. Mauritania,... 2. MiiJeMle 3. Iluronxsrla.. -I. Aqultania...... .1. Olympic 2S.25 knot . 2 1.0 J 23.3S , . . 23.2 S ' . ,S2.i!! . 18.r,9 !. Homijrie All these xessel. with the ocep.J2fi knots sh will. If needed, still Hon of tho. Homeric, burn nil fnfcl. Thus, as well as stttllnK the speed championship, tho race xrlll provide I tiB.,l .ifttn tn nniliirfnif I tin nAir I ""'"',"'.'.,.. ..... " ...,....,,..., .. ,...,. ,.. Th' ,.. Illt-'IIIUM Ul tlMMllip BtVHill Uf Wll null' the old method of uslnu'ooal. i Tli.. ronioBt has tirosreswil far I cnouRh to reveal that the race now lies between tho Mauretanla and the Majestic Can tho latter deprive the' former of her proud and lonR-beld position as the "Atlantic Speed i Queen". This Is the great topic In; ocean shipping circles. There' Is much argument and luwy betting Th'o ilajestlc. llko the Hcrcngur-. la, is ficrman built. She wa d A sceno In "Fair and Wanner" which will be nliown at theatre Monday by tho Ilildnbrand dramatic company, DOINGS OF THE DUFFS The Maurctanla's hackers reply , , . . ... , thut she. too. has not )et settled down since her conversion to oil- burnlRR.- that if spurtliiR counts fori anything slu; has a 2S.2 knots spurt to her credit, and that with n former whole voyage achievement of over show all-miners a clean pair of heels. With alt this keen but Rood-natur- )ed rivalry 'umoiiR the "greyhounds fif tttn (lTii'iti ' noli' mrttrtltt mtiv Ik ,,j,n'. iui Mvi.rti- ..,. ,,. ,,n Ilerenjiarla may produre some sur- prises, now that Slie has taken to ojl fuel, nnd she ft looked upon as, no- h.r .i.i- u. no. ..i.-M.ii.. (Jouil I'iisIiIiiii Proposition ij8,j. Tommy. If you'll saw some, tilings slowly, but be Is confident ho wood I'll tell you what I'll do." will conquer all her fenrn and inaku ' Jim What s that, dad' ' 'tier permanently obedient. ' Dad III let jou hao tiio saw-, dust to play circus with " Christian Endeavor to tho Star I IT STAGED STRIKE But Soft Hindustani Words Soon Brought Pachyderm Back to Normalcy LONDON. Aug l! A big female Indian elephant ili.it went on strike I nl tln Zoo last spring mid refused to do what nil Id elephant at th Zoo i nro required to do-o.ini money hy ' earning rhlldri'ii around on her i hack--has (icon cured of Iho niilkrt mid lailness lit tin1 seeming magic 1 treatment of an Indian nuihoiil. Sho was presented to tho Zoo hy thi1 Maharajah of Pooch lloliar two years uro, Sho liad Iumh widl train o,l and ard'il at .ill 1 1 hum llko a xt'ii slhlo, oll-lioli;ii'd oh'pliant nnd oliiid ordern jirnporly. Sho dtid opod no vlcci lic.Mind that of plrkliiR pocket' for dlldi duliitlei. Hut every elephant thai hai any hoimo al all learn In do that In tho Zoo i Then aim took It Into her Ids head ! that ho would not iillmilt to IikIiik honied any lonp'd Sho declined to ' stninl lielwoen the new rldl'iiK step that had heen fixed up for the con venience of Juvenile elephnnl rlilern I When tlio old wooden step were xuMtlttltcd for the new one she proved equally obdurate In the end ' mIio declined to le.le Iho elephant anl nt nil. I A tho elephiut I n fine nnltunl, nnd unite Reed tempered. It wa io rlded to ohtaln a mnliotit from In dia. Ite(w.is milled for, and arrived in due course. He was i.ikeu to the elephant house, lie at onro entered the enrtotiiro and formally saluted the nulmal, stnmllni; first at her head and then nt her tall. Next ho look off lilt shoes and knotted a rope I loosely round the elephant's neck f ' .... ,., . , Phrase of hi admonitions, freely i ...., , ,. ... ,., . 1 1 .llinitl IVIl, win' ill UMiirni ,iiu 1 told that ou rat your food, and will not work; It Is wrenK: Allah en- Joins on us nil thai we must work If wo would rat. You are cheating your masters, and It Is unworthy of you I urn only a black man. and ynu must not mind me. Put fear out of your mind: take It up from your heart, and throw It out." The elephant rorlaluly scorned to understand, and now ohox 1jery order The uinhnut was Riven quar- i ters In another nart of tho Rurdens. hm ,, 0ae,, ,.av t0 S,.PJ, n tM0 elephant house, as he says that ho i wishes to talk to the elephant dur ' lug the night. lie has nnt yet tried i to saddle her, as he wants to take Meet August 24 to 27 . XAMPA, Idaho. Aug. 19. Mem-j I hers of thu Christian L'ndenvor socie ties or Idaho will meet hern August ' 21 to 27 in a stnto convention. More than 200 delegates uro expected to be present. Among the spoakirs who will be present nt tho convention nro Paul 0 Drown. Pacific coast christian en- ' deavnr secretary: tho llev. J. J. 'i Plerson of Pocatello, Idaho; Tho i Ilnv. (Jeorgo Todd of Pruitland, Id I alio and the llev. Jesse II. Ilalrd of I Ilolse, Idaho. Only In Kriiuce, Dearie When the mixes hnvo equal rlRhts, ! will the men wear gardens on their! huts' and kits each oilier when they J moot? Wilbur Should Fish ' M'M)I, I.OVP IWIM.VCH PtM'A POI.A KINtl, SON (Continued (tout Page I ) drinks o the spectators In older to swell tho eluil'lt) fund. Pniiillei' Deule Plmmo Mrs llyfleld, who claimed In her danuiRe suit that tdio was so Injured In the allef,ed attack on tho ulllhl of July lit In her stateroom Unit hIio whs forced to untlci'Ko an operation last Monday, remained today at the home of her father, a city detective Ptin dler, who It was Indicated i.ititht soon file an answer to her cluiw.os, Issued a denial that he "had touched Mts ll. field" or that "iiuWhliiR of an Improper until! o ocruned." and alno aserled that "If she suffered any In juries on the trip It was from the terrific heallni; her httsli.iud Kaw her" that night, llyfleld had ad mltted that In his encounter with the hanker he also had struck his wife. HarrliiK a polhle counter petition hy Pandler, the next step awaited In the caie wa Iho hearliiR set fur Hop. temhur '.' of Chandler's mill lo pte veut llyfleld from realUliiR on a nolo exchaiiRed for the (STi.tMH) check Mix on htm after the affair iilio.nd ship. Wlieiealioiil I .MlMci) Prlends of Mrs. Chandler, who n formerly a stenoRrspher In the Con tra! Hank, refused to say to "lint place In California she had none, hut It was mild she hud taken her oii ir sou with her. Tlio o children who made the trip to Kitropo are daugh ters of Candler's. flrt wife, whom In wooed while a student at llinory uni versity and who died a uuiuhor of c.tr aRo. SOHTIIWINI' (JAINX TION.UIDi: IMMP (Continued from rar.o 1) content, cllmh and rxptop1. i.unp and rent. Through Its uuilvaled rod). roads the Pacific Northwest offers easy access from the larR riti, to sea benches, magnificent n oiiti talns, Rre.it spre.idliiK Ink,, xiigli pine forest., smiling vallots. rolling, hills and extinct i raters" TniirM Aim lotion AdtotllxN This Rtildu also Includes a full , page advertisement of the Pacific , Northwest Tourist association wtiU'i " announces the 2S jier cent reduction In summer fares and tell how to ( spend a vacation that Is "different among the varied attractions of this great nut doors." This mine advertliiciuent also appealed In the .Monday evening edition of the Pub He Ledger and In 4.1 other Import nnt papers In the I'nltud Stales and i Canada a n part of the campaign which has been so effective In bring ing tourists to the Pacific NorUi west this summer. fusrsfwmmwi ii m m m &CW Tell the World TIIKIti: are do'zons of folks eager to make a trade with )ou whether you have something to buy or sell, or are looking for employment Kverybody leads the Want Ads, so put one In )ourself and you will find Iho people )ou want and they'll find ou, too! THE EVENING HERALD sWWWV'MMV'V From the Dock T'-a '. I -ggB SCMOtiAIISIIII1 IthlCOIID lllllll AT WHITMAN COI. I. Mil." .V WAI.I.A WAI.I.A, Wash . Ann I 'J --,i'lie loRlxlrui'rt official sluudliiK" of fuiteiultle and horoilllos for l.f l your al W'lillninn imiIIoko, eoniinued with preilouu eai, show thai aer ae Hrholiiishlp has stendll.i illiulied Thl car's aieuiRo for men and wo men Is M or.. Wtiita e-llla, women's uon-soiorli Krolip. stands hlRhest. uril.imin house, a uou-finterulty itroup. IoihIh tho men. Th iivoniRi) of fiaii-iuilv women Is hlRher than the inoi-.n.' for all women In coIIcko and mm li hlRher than that of uoii-fratoriillt women The nVeniRe of alt fliilii nlly students Is above Hie i oiler,. aveniRe Pralorully men avoimt. slightly helow ueu-fraternlty men All women's orKtttilnntlnn uuol iilioie the colleRo mernKo and all the melt's (nRHUlMltlllllS, with Hie ex ceptlou of Klrkmali linnse, stand l"'- low It. CoIIoro lluuioi ' Wh) are nil looklni- lllack woiried'" Jin k I Juki 1oI )'. ooo In poker R.lllli' iu.i. k iiod l.our Jail. e-i all I tlio In II -r ' " wu- -auh BUTTER ICE CREAM YUM-YUM ESKIMO PIE AH made under the- mot fWiutan, vomlilioiiH. Como and look our plant over, wo invito in.spootion at any tinio. KLAMATH FALLS CREAMERY Cool and Quiet On Second Floor i 619 Main St. In heart of city above the noise and dust TIN HING GUEY Best Steaks, Chops and Pastry Everything Cooked to Order Telephone Your Order 140 All Chinese Dishes Elegantly Cooked TREES SHRUBS ROSE BUSHES BULBS Oidn' them now for fall ddoi KlamalhFlowcrShop Cut Flowoin Plants I'lion r.su Mil Main lit imttvnm RW I l- 4 r fv'"P U.sm i.. -- '(i.VhBI - - i fcfctwr-r-. . mM.nu .Moiiihij lirRe HIM Htahdard Make t'layei wltli music ioIU which wo haie tak en III oxihaiiKo on new small slio phixer will lie sold lit the prlro of ii ii'ii-d H.ralRht piano Kail Shepheiil Co. I AdvortlilnK pays, Try It nnd sen. BYALLMLN rrfili V 410 MAIN, M10NI3 838 --J1 V-". '