THE EVENING HERALD,, KfcAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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B? JUNIUS
I)lnppolittntrut
Tenderly rctrlcvo It
From moth-proof chest;
Of nit the flno raiment
This did I love- best.
In fabric 'twas fragile,
nut oh, boy! a beaut.
Now look nt the dern'd thlnk-
My Palm llcach suit!
When n nxtn stands nsldo to let
u woman board a street ear, you
can't tell whether It U chivalry or
curiosity, ,
MnM. It
"Wlfo Inherits cigar manufac
turer's millions." headline. She
must bo (ono of thoso rich wocdows
wo hear so much about.
' " KnllKlitinrnt
' J;,'WhU fIs tho difference between
a lamp and a woman?"
'Whouiyou clean tho lamp It
doesn't ri out; when the woman
cleans up she does go out."
Dor. Truax says n man will
sinoko clRht cigars In one evening
and then- blamo his Indisposition
next day on ono rlpo ollvo which ho
ato for dinner.
Cnnwl Week In .rkiuivm
"Miss Fcrbc Lone has been In
this vicinity the laitt few days. In
troducing a jiew line of corsets.
Several of lour young ladles arc
trying to walk as If they had
bought one.'
Suiv
It costs a lot to live thcsti day.
More than It did of yore;
Dut when you flop to think of
It's worth a whole lot more.
Jt.t
In- Deslacs,
North Dakota, nrery
public
office. U
filled by a woman.
wcii; if
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no
more than fair that
being done for the
something Is
women who live in Deslacs, N. D.
Perfectly Plain
He: To fair maiden sitting on
the running board of a stalled car:
"What's tho trouble!"
She': "It's the thlng-ura-bob In
tho what's-its-name; whatever It
doesn't."
Do you remember when young
gentlemen wore watch-fobs woven
from somo fair maiden's M'r?
That was before tho general bob
bing of halrmadc the materlil to
easy to procure. And, by tho wiv,
did you ever see a red watch-fob
of that kind?
H "dlTroubUtSctkers
, C. II. OcLap says some pooplj
cross bridges before thoy are reach
ed, others go to the troublo of
building bridges where it hn't like
ly there will over be nny water.
Kver Do It?
man who loves, ha plays no
Tbo
part
Llko motion picture stars.
Hut clasps tho damsel to his hort
IlCKardlcss of clgnjs. - , '
4 'I'VIWIU
Tho WlHCfcl Mint
Wleest Is tho liiaii who
what lo Bay. ami rcmciiihert)
nay It; ,
knows
not to
Itluimi It On Him ,
St. I.ouls has n baseball pl'tycr
who Is threatcnliiK tu beat Habo
Itutli'mi home-run recordi Lot
Judgo l.undlH bo muklng prepara
tions right away to burvu us un ali
bi. Kd V. I'rlni Tailoring Co. Fall
lino of suits und uvercoatH ready for
your uoloctlun mndo tu your meas
ure. K. K. K. Btore. !i-7
Ifcmorlea Will Live Whon You
Say It With
Flowers
Klowora fur every uccaslou
Klamath Flower Shop
Mate Miwet, Pboa U
Open Sundays to 1 '
Sfjy, 8 a. in. to 8,., ,
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Mrs". Marvin Gross was quite III
tho first of the week, but Is Mile to
he up and around ngnln,
C. W. Wnrren mado n business trip
to Klnmnth Tails on Monday, return
ing on Tuesday.
James Dixon and Arthur llnmnker
made n business trip to Klamnth
Falls and hack on Monday.
Utile Hex llnmnker, who has been
the guest of J. C. llnmnker for the
past two weeks, returned to his homo
In Klamath Falls on Monday.
Miss Juanltn and Ilernlce Howard,
who have been visiting In Utkevlow
for n few days, returned homo Mon
day. ,
Mr. James Dixon spent tho day
with Mrs. W. T. Oarrett Monday.
Dallas Olvnn was n business visitor,
In Hly on Monday.
Matt Oucnchaln was visiting Inj
Illy on Tuesday,
.Mr. and Mrs. James Dixon' and
children and MfsT W. T. Oarrejt were
visiting and attending to business In
Hly on Wednesday afternoon.
Mr. and Mrs. Mlko Wnllls and son,
Walter Dais, left on tho Lnkevlew
stage Wednesday for Pine Creek
where they expect to make their fu
ture home.
There was a man from Pine Creek
In Hly on Wednesday with fruit. Ho
had wonderful cherries and rasp
berries raised out there. He sold part
"of his lo.ul In the. valley nnd took tho
remainder to Heally and Ynlnnx.
Mr. and Mrs. James Hell were
business lsllors In Illy on Tuesday.
Otto lloe took n truck load of
household goods to I'luo Creek for
Mr. nnd Mrs. Mlko Wallls the first
of the week.
County Agrtit Henderson and
Frank Se.vton were In the Illy section
looking over tho grasshopper situa
tion here.
Mrs. Alvcro Heals nnd daughter
returned to llonanxa on tho stage
Wednesday. They visited Mrs. Arth
ur Hamnker for a short time before
leaving on tho stage.
George Iloyd was ajnislncss visitor
In llly Wednesday.
Mrs. Chnrlcs Collier was nttondltiR
to business In Illy Wednesday.
Miss Agnus Drlpcvll came out from
Klamath Falls on Tuesday to visit
with her sister, Mrs. B. T. divan.
' C. V. Warrenvnnd Marvin Cross.
mado-a business trip to James Owen's
on Wednesday, Mrs. O. W. Howard
and two daughters accompanied
them from. Hly and visited at the
Owens' ranch. '
Amos Lundy and daughter. Pearl
I'almer ana daughter, wero visaing
nnd attending to business In Illy on
Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. Karl Walker wero In
Dly Thursday from the Karl Charley
ranch after haying supplies.
Mrs. James and Mrs. Karn Glvun.
arid Miss Agnes' Drlscoll visited Mrs
Marvin Cross Thursday evening.
Utile Mary Dixon was qulto HI tho
latter part of tho week.
Mrs. Jnmes Glvan spent tho day
Friday with Mrs. J. S, Watts and
Mrs. i; in in a Keady.
Mrs. Kd Wallls was quite ill Thurs
day. Kenneth Wclshlrn was a business
visitor In Hly Thursday and Friday.
I'ucc, .Veil: unit Anns IVislly Made
.Smooth, Kuys SK!iiallst
Any breaking out of tho skin, even
I fiery, itching eczema, can bo quickly
overcome by nppyllng a little Montbo-
binphiir, ucciaros a noitu skhi tpeci
ulUt. Hecauso of Its gcrci dohtroyng
proportcs, this nulphur preimrutlou
begins at auto to booIIio Irritated
skill und heal eruptions such uu rush,
pimples and ring' worm,
'It .seldom falls to romovo thy tor
ment und disfigurement, nnd you do
not have lo wait' for relief from em
barrassment. Improoinont quickly
shows. Kuffcrors from skin trouble
should obtain a Hinall jar of Mentho
Sulphur from any good druggist und
uso it llko cohl cream, Adv.
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
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IHCOC KHKEIW irt infcwnri.
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( GOING TO A BANQUfc.7 AlVf
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I.Mrs, IMdlo Cnsobeor nnd children
and the Miss Junultn nnd ll.ernlcn
Howard went down to tho Glvun
) ranch nnd nil went swimming on
Friday.
Mr, nnd Mrs. Walter Cnmpliell ami
children were In Hly Friday exenlng
(siting and attending to husluess,
Mrs. Kii Cnsebocr Sr,, spout Snt
urdny with Mrs. James Watts whllo
Mr. C.isobeer nnd Kd, Jr.. helped
James Watts In the liny field.
Mrs. Frank Oheuehnlu nnd son
went to Klnmnth Falls Saturday. j
Mr. nnd Mrs. Albert Hlchnrdsnn I
wore nttendlng to business ami Wsit-I
Ing In Illy Saturday evening,
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i no regular sawriiny nigut iinuco
was hold nt the Community hall.
Miss Ivy Iloyd, who had been visit-1
Ing In Hnnanzn tho past two weeks,
returned home Sunday.
Mr. nnd Mrs. George Iloyd nnd
children visited Mr. nnd Mrs. Arthur1
Hamnker Sunday.
Mr nnd Mrs. Charles Snelllng and
son of I.akevlew visited Mr. nnd Mrs
Marvin Cross Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Jack Horton nnd
son of Hlldehrnnd nnd Mrs. llorton's
sister, Mrs. (ins Kd lit ml mid son of,
Portland visited nt the homo of Mr
and Mrs. W. T. Gnrrott Sunday. Mrs.
Kdlund remained to visit with her J
sisters, Mrs. Garrett nnd Mrs. Karl,
W.ilKer before returning to hen
home. I
Itnv. and Mrs. Hollnap of Ileal ty
held church services lit Hly on Sun
day. l.lttlo J. C. llninaker spoilt the day
nt tho hoiuo of Mr. and Mrs, James
Dixon Sunday us tho guest of the
Dixon children.
Mr. nnd Mrs. Albert Hirhnrdnu
drove over to Hly Sunday evening.
Mrs. Pearl Palmer nnd daughter ac
companied them.
Miss Hnrh.irn Owens spent Sunday
with .MlfH Jaunltn nnd Herulco How
ard. There will be somo fun too, along
with the goud cats, Monday evening.
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WUnLQ'S FUTURE
HELD INSECURE
Sir Rider Haggard Says' He
Is Impressed With Grow
ing Power of East
LONDON, Aug. 4. Sir Kldor Hag
gard Is of tho opinion that western
civilization Is by no means so secure
las many westerners bollave.
"Wo havo an Iden that tho west is
going on forever," ho aald, lecturing
before tho Norwich notary club, "but
can wu bo quite suro of that? Those
who haro studied and know tho east;
Its enormous power of reproduction;
Its simple habits of llfo on the land,
and Its system of moralities which
mnko every woman think It her d ity
to Imvo children, know that It con
tains an enormous potential power
which must one day break out.
"Whether It can bo curbed I do not
know, but I havo grnvo dotibti. I
shnll never forget my friend. Tl.vo
doro Hoosovelt, vaylng when taluln
of Japan, 'Look out for your Aus
tralia; it wilt bo tho first place Jo
go."
"If once Japan secures the control
of China tho outlook for tho western
world will bo very cloudy."
Tho speaker said ho thought our
existing civilizations in tho end prob
ably would go tho way of other civili
zations that lmd preceded It,
"Who would have thought a dozen
years ago," ho asked, "Ilia: thorn
would bo KU'h horrors In tho world
nH wo havo nrently seen In Kusula,
Kveii In Ireland It has ho'in ri'W.ilu'l
that the savage is uncommonly noar
the skirt of Utilized man, ami sn ill
ways It will bo."
On I fit fur your iiulliigs ill K. IC, IC.
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DMcctlva Fred Saudbcrc, nationally known tl.'iui'rprlut cxinrt, talto't
a print of llosIo's noso nt tho U S. Soldiers Home Washington, wherq
tho Eovcrnmcnt Is experimenting with this methed of Ucnufyinn cnttlo
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Capt. GuorRc Wanrd, Veteran of Seven Sens, l Cross
Pacific Ocean In Chinene Junk
SHANGHAI. Aug. I- A trip
Ucross the Paiitte mini .Shanghai
port in IVctorla. II. (.'., In n t'litueao
fishing Junk with u registered ton-
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page of 'J:t.l3. manned by tliron Chin
esii sailors, is the plan of Captain
Goorgu Wanrd. etcrau of tho Set on
Seas.
Cnptnln 'Wuard declared- his pur
pose nhonrd tils Junk, the Amoy,
wlili h he had luillt himself at Amoy
In the winter Ills purpose was to Hall
from Shniighni on June "" and steer
ii course tilling tho roast of Korea
through the Straits of Hakodate and
then follow the northern route ncrms
tho Pacific stopping possibly nt the
Aloutluu Islands. .He said ho believ
ed bo could complelo the voyage, and
arrive at' Victoria In the latter pnrt
of August.
"I'm carrying no cargo and no pns
songurs." Captain Wanrd said, "and
It isn't going to b n pleasuro trip
exactly, for I expect wo will meet
with rough going." At tho ago of 39
Little Honey-Makers Said to Dislike Certain Odors;
Wearer May Experience Discomfort
NKW YOHK. Aug. I Eer since Thorndyke says. Ho has n theory1
n bee census was ordered in Goshen, that the llttlu lioiuiy-iiiakers Just aat
N. V., metropollsf tho buzzlui; hou-,urally dislike certain odors. When n(
ey makers, tandcr hearted pirimis ; lico likes uu odor It nnsun right In
Imvo ln'i-ri Mhudderlng nt the thought 'to gather raw material for Its iiritni
of tho d inner assessors might und' I-' fiti'turliig plant .but It turns Its lia :
i go In plucking each boo fiom !In
workroom or den and countlifi; It. ;
Hut thoy mlglit lis" noil atoti rorry-
Ing, for W. K. Thorndyko, who !,nows'
bees from stem (o ulrendnd Morn,
said today that all Hie ronsus takers
hno to do is couiit tho hives.
"Kven If they did hao to number
each boo, it wouldn't bo so bad," ho;
said. "Some mon could rount them ' hoes that tho census wns ordered,
ono by ono and never hnvo to usi n i Foul brood In something llko sum
mask. Of course, u lot would depend mer complaint nmong human Infants,
on whether tho boos wore aristocrat but muro devastating. It coiiiiim from
lc IiIikjIjIooiIs. or hybrldH. Tho by- Impure food given during tho period
brids nro usually lio flene ones. Still
when U lomns lo K'ttlui; Intlinalo
with bees, dlscrellnu Is tho Ik Her
part of tnlnr."
(ilrls wlili perfiimo and men who
tiMo hair oil, smelly jkimkkIch or
s( Kilted tliib iiiii lii'ttur f;t nut of (hi:
w;iy whenever they ih-o u lieo romiliK
Ladies
fcSfei Ebdfc til II -- Az;asgLj Hia
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Captain Wn.ud dates his wki ep,rl-
J men back to the time when ho was a
boy of eleven when ho ray ho fin.t
put nut on n mhiIIiu; owel from Vli
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lurla. no is of Dutch parentage, but
was taken tn Canada In Ills Infni
by his pari' ins.
Captain Wnnrd's uxperleuie in
China extends mer n deende. M'wml
years of which he wns skipper nt a
chlni'so roaster operated by a lurgr
llrltlsh exiNirt huuse nut of Iloni;.
koiiK. .More reenit he has hvu en
gaged In suporWslug tho roiistrue
tlnu of u pler for the Auiorlcan Trad
ing concern.
Tho Amoy, which was tho subject
of no tittle preiis notice In Shang
hai U sixty-eight feet over-alt with n
bonm of HKhtrcn feet nnd Is model
led on the llneti of n typical ('hineso
fishing Junk. Asldn from sails and
swoops It bus no other motive power
Captain Wuard snld lil.i ship nrtod
splendidly on Its trip to .Shniighai
from Amoy
on dUugreeablo smells. Ami when n
boo turns Its back, somebody Is llchlo
to oxperlenco illsrointltuie.
Hoes havo domestic trouble, loo.!
nnd these often put them in a ban '
humor. It Is to ascertain how innnv of
tho baby bees nt Goshen tiro suffer-
lug- from "foul brood", nnd (nusviij
worry to their queen nnd their papa
of IllClllllltlllll.
Tho ml nil bees nr not bolhnri'd
by the iljseaso, us thoy IlirUo whuth
or tho lurdiir (.outnlus i;ooi food r
bad. Hut when tho iiieini beo cots
sick, then tho phyiilnil iitriiln or
weiikiinss iilllmulely uffe Is tho
whole hive.
First.
I
Summer
3l!lfl
$1.00
Imported
Organdie
Swiss
79c
lo-iik'lies
llKUU'ilt
wide,
finisli.
per
All. colors mid white
98c Lace Fibre Silk
Hose
48c
An exception 4 bin-train
in 'hose, black only
G9c French Gint-lmms
48 c
!;,i
in
(iiality (I'ingliain
N.iriniis pal terns,
?.l ineiu-tt wide
50c
Tissue Giufdinm
38c
li-Mie Ciinjjhaiiis
in stork to close
at We
All
now
Children's Sox
21c
ill
IU;ht colors,
MIX
i-lZC
I'j t-
IP
mix in blatj'k, healher,
brown nith fancy'
stripe, self color
39c
Childrcns White Hose
All unusual bargain for
white ho.su, fine lisle
cotton, fell rejy. for
.we, now
z pair
for
35
STAY AT H
Come and see that whirlwind
13ALL GAME
SUNDAY, AUG. G, 2 P. M.
Klamath Falls Cubs vs. Lost River Giants
AT TvlODOC PARK
Admission 30c Best Evef
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il.Ml.s HIT (
MtHCIth IN
.lAI'AN
TO It 1(1, Am;. lliinl IIiium have
hit tho loy mal.iiis, dc.tlora und t.in
ilillilnu of Japan. DnrliiK tho
liooni them were Mill rellulolil loy
fucKirlns In Tnlilo mill hhopx ,ml
r peddlers did Mi; IhiiiIiicih in Am-
Clearance
Mtialin Umkirwcnr
Vs
OFF
CloWllrS,
Skirts
, Conibin.'ili'Hi,
iinil Drawers
Clearance
Sale
of
Corsels
.?l.fiO corsets now $1.15
?2.00 coiwls now $1.59
?2.fi0 eoi-soUi now $l&9
$:j.00 corsets now $2.29
$1,00 corjiets now $3.29
?5.00 oorsels now $-1.15
$15.00 coitsets now $'1.(59
$3.00 Baiom-J Satin
$1.89
t'olors, grey, brown
orange, Harding black
und white.
1 in jt WtWW n i
$3.00 Satin Chnrmcuse
$1.98
Rich lurtroiw fin lull S.t-
lin, 10-in. wide in
black. n:ty and
brown
New Lot of Brassieres
29c
White or flesh, size-
H2 to .M
Japanese Lunch Cloth
98c
Medium size, napkins
to match y.v. doz.
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Trnnms
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!' In pile III.' r.HI tluii "ii,. m ,
ii" now nolil nl , oiii'.foin ili i u.iiii
day irlss, cimloini'in limn m Mm,
so scarto lliiil furim-los urn ,..iu
Into Imiikriipley o i id lmiilii .
I'ihIIiiikI'n iii'moi
Cniiiiiiiiiilly illnniti'.
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BY ALLMAN
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