Prtgo Tlirco
THE EVENING HERALD,
TIIVriHDAV, JULY III, IfW'J.
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II V JUNIUS
Krt'pltig Alii'inl nf I In1 'limit
"Dll ) I Ik I III In hi' II p'.ldi'l III III"
pi'lipl!''"
"Nnl i'X.ull.' roill'il Hmiiiliir
tlorghlini "I only iry In bo si good
itui'Micr itH to wlilrh wii) Urn pi'ii.
ili Mi" going iii'Xl.'
I iiini: ii niiiiit or ngns long,
or nlinly, loll mill thought,
Ami of ltiiiroviiiiii!iili Humorous
'I'll Ml (I'lllllrll'M IlltVll MOII:llt,
I Hilt i; of (luli'iihcrg "nil thono
Ullio, iilnni lili illiitmil iliiyn,
llmo iliircil In liy, mi llino v.'iinl
i l.y.
Ilulli mnv mill novid wnyit,
I 'ilni: or lypn mini" niovnhht;
I h mi of thliigii nVnlvitil
I'foni i nnl" liiiiiil-pniHii' ii iij, it
Iiiihii;
I iilni; or iirolilniiiii milvnl -'I
lie duplex mill Dm lyllmliT
Ami great wi'li iiri'ii.'ii'H idiow
llovs mini, wllli lil'i til i line, in.uili'r-
inliiil,
('mi oIihIiiiIi',1 o'ltilhiow.
I'liil, I'llli') hllul for NTII.OIIII
I'm I.IIm'II
Whlrli minimis tiN or th ulil ilnrli)
ll Hlllll, "Tllllllll OII Ullllll), llOKH, I
uiln't iliiinr" tli $&. Mil I (I'lpro
iliili't Hi" cniiiillM"tit Jmh" tin- mini" "
U'ii inn Iningliio I'ror I'llli'V Hlrn'tliir.
iilmiit Hi" I'limpiiH, lliiiinliK In nrin
lioli't or his i,l. Hi" only llvlm: ml
1"K" professor who Willi I'ter .illr-imrl.
it or Inning 7H.000
1 hlnit or (oniitli'nii iiiiiii who now
Ai,i (driving to mhlove,
Through puhlluilloii great nml
nut ft 1 1 ,
Tim goals willed they porrclvo
HiiiimiwIktii within Mm ruliirii
years -I
wonder ir lli"V (lilnlt
How (In mly ptogres.t In nllli'il
Willi Ui"lrown type uml Ink,
Tor pmgremi nml Hi" printed pngo
I In vii Journeyed Imml In luimi
Thinugh iniiiiy "ii i ii, In in ii ti y
Hiiii'm
Ami many n illitnnl liimlr
Ami for tlm wealth ol pnlilliiliiil
thlngii
Willi Ii jn'opl" now poMeim,
(Irctl irnllt in ii n l lui iilvin In
'I'lm womlroiiH prliillng-pross.
Co omi nml nil, Imtli great mill miiiiiII,
Wlin loll Unit ini'M in ii v lend.
Know thai wlilrnpri'iul IntelllguiKo
Is now pirl or your iiI'imI;
Ami wllli nidi tusk IIiiiI'h nolily iInii,
.Mny r.liiilniKH lotim to yon
To imik" your wort, u Joyumi ono
Ami iIimt our hearts anew.
MT. LAKI & FAIRVIEW .'" KlnmiUH enmity n month. Mrs.
ICihiiiI.'ii diiughlcr, .Mm, iinrii'rt
Philips, mnl Herbert Jr., mid Jetio
I'lilllpn nro nlno lsltlng luir. Tlmy
expert to (tin ror han Francisco
In Hi" near ruluro wImt" tlmy will
intiku their lioni"
Hnrrv Klllolt or tli" og-inrv npont
ii week wllli hi" itiusln, Hilly Elliott
A iiinnlii'r or th" fi riiiiTu begun
(iiltliu; tlii'lr IIthI iropH o hay lliln
week.
MrH. John Koont'ri bom IM llreo.
ley mnl fiimlly nii'l Mm ll"ll or
Knntii Ann, ('ulirornlu nr vixit'im
Mr uml Mm Kooutz nml (rli'inlii in
Klniniilli I'hIIh Tlii'y "Xi" I to he
BREAKS' SWIM RECORD
.Johnny Wi'ImmiiiiIIit t"llm Nine
HironiN Off 500 .Meter 'I lino
HACItAMIINTO, July IS Jnliliny
Wflssmullvr, "tho human fish,"
who Iiiih shattered ulmiiBt ovcry
nirord hung up In water rnclng,
Inst night cllppi'il off ulnn seconds
rrom tlm world'n record In th" GQO
iiieinr mi'iit at tlm Hlveriildi) lulhs.
IIIh limn ror Hint illnlaiKo wan G
luluuleii lan-r, iieidmlM Tlm rec
ord ror lh" nwlm win 0 tiilnuteH
51 ,1-r. dernndii, mad" t hy Ilirhert
V., Volliner of .J"W Vorlc, In that
diy In liilR.
WelxHiiiulh'r'H Hiiio hero will
xluml im mi orri'lal wnrld'n rerord,
ii H Iho event wan held In accordance
wllli thi) rulcH nml ri'Kiil.illuiiH of
union or llm Hulled Hintm
P. S. Promote Railroad
Unmcrgcr Is All Settled
Dear Kd: You lietter (ult your
Joli hack tliern and como to Klam
ath 1'nll'i hecniiH" thnyg koIhk to hu
Kiimi.'llilfii: ilolni; hear lieronr lone
which will lvn un ft nwell (hand
to cloiii onto n hunch of Jack. Thin
whl( h. I itpenk or In uuolher rail
road wjilch It In thronr.h ran thai
It In ((liiidlui:.
H happemi thin way, IM. Home
yearn m;o it roup!" or nillroadu,
which In tho .Southern .SpecIHe nml
the Union Hp"Clflc, Iiuh n railing
out anil i;i 1m it divorce. Tho Irouhlo
in hrliiKlni: on hy hoiiio old crawfish
which Ik called tho InnerHtatn Com-
tho NiiHoiiiiI Aliinteiir Athletic Lmernh (,'omlnhlon which Iuh nil th"
Till: I.IIIHH'IY
Kho lookH Mildly upon tho ad
vanced or .Martin Kent, yeuni: hiul
neni man, hut when, hy ntrhlcnt, fill"
ineetn "Tho Hniippor," an underworld
Kimi; leader, mid ho limnlta her. kIhm
In thrilled at tlm unexpected hrutal-!1 ?ot ""other lf'. wIlrh '" tho
powers of n mother-in-law. Well,
this Couilnhlon dirldud tlm, two
roadx U not legally married, any
wuy.i, and should pull a Kent),
which they do.
IIvcrythltiK koc nlonc nil rlcht
for it time, Kd, when thin Cornish
maidenly flmln out tho H. Kpcclflc
III Niuii" Wiih II.it 1"
Kim I'llrlty.lll, I went t o a
:rral "how limt nlKlit llneo l"t I I
im.
Ill Lnrli) I don t know WuM
hhiitt wmt II and hnl did mi ("'
Him I'lldi) It wnn Hi" Ham in
Hurley nhow nml th'v hid i mint
I hem who wim nine tiet lull hut hr
(Illy weighed ' poninlK
III l.tirlty Did I ln) explain how lie
happened to Ii" no ulellder'
Him I'lUlly el. IiIh urii' wen-I'dIvd.
WImt Did Hie .MImi Say
'Hint Hi'rinit U nwr Hi- 'tut
Hon,", rmniukcil Ted Whit" 'i lu
wlfn l down on th" fly p.P"r
u,,)t or ciiiiuii)
In tU of old when kulKhti er
hold.
I'ollteueUrt held ItH rell'.tl
One of Hint trlt would not dorlh"
1 Hit lady tin hltt "J tnc "
'III" Ni'tt YoiK lile.t
Department I'lmwiiKer ' Ihin in n
heck ot n erlre'" t
Comlucior ' WIiiiCh Hi liter"
Coiildu'l mi K"t it hciiI"" I
II V.' "Hiiro I r.nl it rettl Jlnt i
my wHn hud l' idtim! up "II HiO
w:t."
.Miitlilld", MiiHilldit, ynr Imer rn
old.
In nHer n hIIcii or John D'h kiiM
Why not pick it YiiiiW Olio )tn
nml itn.
And keep nruml dtid'n toln In Iho
V. H. A.
Hiiiiil In l'li)l"li, flu-.
Toacltt r- "What raum-ii Hi" crack
Iiik of th" eii.tnit'l of tho teeth''"
I'upll: "lllllni: Imrd iiiuIitIiiIr "
TtMrhur' "N'Smi" hoiiih "
I'upll: "Nut Hindi, rock nimllen.
marhl" cnK" mid hrlik Icn cream."
"Thnt'H Kiiml Jim, hut IIhI-ii to thi
hero report on prohlhltlon "
"A r(irtnn nectlon of Arkunmn ro
portH Hint It IriM heen dr mi Iuiir
that tlmy hutn fUlt H )" '''l
thnt novtir leiirnod how in nwlm "
Rome rt'Hlilnnt f K' Uhy "r'
till hrlKht uml wlito chupn) tmmt
hiivo heen roNiiiuiHlhli) for thin hit
of motor nitimi'iiK"
"I'nthflnder" net out to Iticnlii th"
'Chiind"t," nml on thin trip ho wb
On n dark mid "Wlll)-KnlKht."
fnrcod to "1'ord" tho "lliiditon" nml
"DoiIko" "Ovnrland" In lh" h to
imiliii it "I'iiIko" In hlHtory With n
load of "Hnxoii" h" Btruck hy
lloruld hituiltlod nda incan tho best
roHUlta, quick!
To RELIEVE BACKACHE
tkc the UuilHoilliy ulliur irmnly
r9 riuli (Oct full trtutlituit. II box.
K.M. Mont? bark If not itlliflcil. whn
liurchiiMit from ui.
Currin's for Drugs
KlaiuiiHi KiiIIh Ori'Kon
Memories Will Llvo When You
Say It With
Flowers
Flowor.i for ovory occasion
Klamath Flower Shop
Hilt Main rltreet, l'hon,, fiHIl
Oion (liimlnyit 9 to 1
Wook days, 8 a, m. to 8 p. m.
Beginning July 15
The Milk and Cream Prices Will be as Follews:
Retail Deliveries on Route
1 pint milk daily, por pint . . ..? .OS
1 (ii;ut milk daily, pur quail . .13
2 (plaits milk daily, per quart .. . Mi
.' quarts milk daily, por (piart 12'
I (piarts milk daily, pur (piart 12
I gallon milk daily, in can -15
' pint table cream, per "i pint 12'
j pint table cream, per " pint . . .. .23
rpint table cream, per pint . 10
I I pint whipping cream, per ' pint 15
V-. pint whipping cream, per y pint 28
J "pint whijiping cream, per pint 50
1 gallon buttermilk or skim milk 20
COUNTER SALES
1 quart milk : . ? .13
I pint milk .r :.,... -.08
I I pint table cream .'..,.,.7..'. 13
'. pint table cream ,.... 25
1 pint table cream '15
1 (piart table cream 80
'i pint whipping cream 15
j pint whipping cream 30
1 pint whimnng cream 55
1 (piart whipping cream 'S
WHOLESALE DELIVERIES
o pint milk . S .03
1 gallon or more whole milk, per gal 38
1 gallon or more skimmed milk, per gal 20
1 gallon or more whipping cream, per gal. 3.00
1 (piart whipping cream, per quart 75
1 gallon or more coffee cream ,pcr gal 2.00
1 gallon or more buttermilk, per gal 15
The Mountain View Dairy prices will be one
cent above the stated prices.
MOUNTAIN VIEW DAIRY
MILLER HILL DAIRY
PREMIUM DAIRY
HOLLIDAY DAIRY
It)', nml (hero ftlnr.l n Ktrnni:o friend
Hhlp. ,
John Hnvlllii'd huilnets nmnielttte
In Hlmoii Downn, who In driven hy
Jireed In comtplro with 'Tho Chief,"
and IiIk hireling, "Tho Hat," two
rrooks, to get hold or tho inlno.
"Tho Snapper" Maya In hiding, hut
when h" Men no iiDUNp.tper mention
or the crime, hlx mmplclon In nroimed.
Then "Tho Hat" hlmiielf appear.
Sen Tho Illondu Vtunplre," at
the I.lherty fonlcht,
Central Hpcclfle, and huts In again
IIowHofver, they tell mo tho trouble
In Blurted this lima by tho U, Spe
cific, which Is tho former wlfa nf
tho H. Specific nnd Is Jealous. So
you could not hlamo the Cornish so
much this time. You no how a
Jealous uom.-tn Is, Kd i-ten worscr
than a mother-in-law. 'You' no that
old saylnt;, Kd, that heli Is not
nothing utall alone nldo ot a wo
man scoarncd.
soar, nil right, uml tho Comlsh
tnenns himlneKff. Hut this Hino tlm
S Specific gets up on his rir nnd
puts up nn awful howl that tho
country will go to grass If ho Is
dlvorred from tho C. Specific, which
ho claims Is not self supporting and
cannot mako n llvolng nlonn no
wiiys. And all this tlmo tho V.
Specific Is howling ithoiit how much
hotter off tho country will ho nnd
that If tho Comlsh will nllow him
to pull n fJretn.'t Oreen with tho
(' Spectrin that they will llvn happy
over urter, nnd lltllii railroads will
spring up everywhere. This brings
llm H Specific to como ha(k with
Hi" statement that while thoys not
heen no children hy tho malrr.ige
thejB certain to hn ir theys not dl
vorred. Tho S. Specific claims thnt
If thin trouble had not started llttto
Natron Cut-Off would have been
horn nnd today would htivn been a
healthy kid warding long pants.
Well, IM, this kid brings us to
K. K. hecauno It tho kid In horn It
has got a joh carrying frato and
pamanr.nrs strain through this town
ami would give us n mane lino nnd
would riduco frato rates so lum
ber goes out cheaper and grub
come. In likewise. Well, theys lots
of pieces In the papow all about
this with tho C. Specific not say
nR nothing ntall. It seems both
tho others Is making n big play to
tho puhllck and this give mo a
(dear.
You no how I am, Kd, when I
get a Idcnr. Theys not nothing can
stop mo. So I go to tho maro ot
K. V. an I tell him why not the
city dig up tho money to adopt a
cnnio ns llko ihoy tllil with lh
Strny Horn kid, which is working
out toward Dairy. Then wo bnn
young Natron working for us whilst "
I It hi fight In going on nnd when It
Is finished vo turn tho kid over to
whlchovor ono mnrrlpH tho O. Spe
cKIc nnd get shut of It. You no
how It Is with kids, Kd. They do
not cost much when thoys young
but whon thoyn growing up tho ex
pense In awful. Hut tho S. Specific
nml U. Specific Ims been set on
having it kid named Nntrnn nnd tho
ono which gets him would hu tick
led to death nnd would not nsk no
(liiestlonn about how much It rout
to raise.
Well tho m-tro thinks that It a
good Ideitr and ho will take It up
with tho city council nnd lot mo no.
So ii soon nn ho lets mo no I let
you no. I forgot to nay I got tho
Joh of being president of thhi
Xajron It. It., which Is what I
mako tho maro promise mo for giv
ing hi in my Idear. Keop this un
der your lid, Kd,
Yours truoloy,
PHIt. iSPACK,
railroad magnet.
SKATING RINK
Opon Afternoons 3 to 5
Open K vonlngs7to9
Scandinavian Hall Coolest frinco
,ln town. Under now management.
SAM FRANCIS, Mgr.
Well, tho V. Specific Is pretty kid and call It tho Natron Cut-Oft
Cherries at Their Lowest
King, ?2.75 Crate. Royal Anns, ?2.15 Crate
Watermelon, 'PjC lb.
ALL THIS WEEK ONLY
PUBLIC MARKET
Phono 1G9-W
Underwood's Business Creed
"Business is supplying human needs economically, honestly,
effeciently and faithfully, to the end that all parties in every
transaction shall thrive and the greatest good to the greatest
ti. number follow."
The fact that we do the largest drag business in Southern
Oregon is an eloquent testimonial to the fact that we live up
to the principles expressed above.
COLD CREAMS
Nylotls Cold Cream ..
Nyals' Karo Cream ....
Pond's Cold Cream ...
Daggett : Itamsdella
PalmollV" Cold Croam
,. OOc
...OOc
,.83c and 03c
,.00c and 40c
..OOc,
Siiulhb's Cold Cream ......"i60o
Coco.t lltltter Cold Cream - ...OOc
Colgntes Charm! Cream .......-....50c
Hed lVatlter Cold Cream . BOc
Ingram's Milkweed Cream, $1.00 and 50c
VANISHING CREAMS
Pond's Vanishing Cream ......C3c and SSc
Woodbury'd Facial Cream ..... -OOc
Volvctlna hVuuIidtfeK ..... .... OOc
Pompelan Day Crtaia ...............OOc
Cretuo KIaa ........... ...M..70c
Mary 'Garden Vanishing Cream 70c
ROUGE
Pompelan Hloom .......
Illrd Kougo ,..............
Itougo Dorino .......... .....
DJcrklM Itougo .....
MaU Itougo ............
Mary Qard,ou Rougo ........
Iloaallno ' .........
Veda Itoso Itougo .. ....
FACE POWDERS
N)totls Face Powder .................... .....OOc
Day Dream Faco Powder ......73o
DJerklsj 05c and 1.1B
Puisywlllow ..............BOo
Pompelan llcauty Powder (IOc
Armuud's Faco Powder ......OOc and $1.00
Throo Flower ...............................70o
Java nico Powder ..........OOc
TALCUMS
Colgate's Talcum .....Ato
Cha-MIng & Florlent 0c
Mals Talcum . -....tlOo
Pompolan Fragranco tlOo
Cnnv Nomo ...........91.00
I-aily Marj- ...... 40a
Mention's Talcum tlOo
Nylotls Talcum :13c
Specials for
Friday Saturday
TOILET CREAMS
00e
Jfcroxldn Tooth Paste
(Itegitlur 25) .
OOc
Oo
05c
r.oc
70c
45c
BOc
Imported Castll Soap
(Itegnlar 25c)
Powder Puffs
(Itegular 25o)
I.emon Soap
(Itegul.tr 10c)
Stcarato Zinc
(Itegular 'JSc)
Mosquito I.ollon
(Itegular SSc)
Klamath Korn Knocker
(Regular 35c)
Antiseptic Tooth Powder
(Regular 25c) ... ..v
Nylotls Faco Powder
(Regular COc)
Shasta Snow Tooth Paste
(Regular COc)
(lunrantecd Tooth llrushes
(Regular 35c) ..,
Nyals Face Cream
(Regular 30c) ,
Lather' Rrushes
(Regular GOc
lloxed Stationery
(Regular BOo)
Nyals Ilodtltno Cream
(Regular OOc)
,19c
19c
19c
08c
19c
.29c
29c
19c
...49c
39c
29c
..23 c
,39c
39c
49c
Pamha Ifanil Lotion
Nyals' Hand Lotion 40o
Hind's Honor and Almond
Cream flSandBOe
Cambllne ......' ... .....'......BOc
Oriental Cream .70cand $1J
Maurlno Beauty Lotion ..OOc
Derma Viva 5c
Holmes Frostllla ...... ....35c
Espey's Cream ..... ..JOc
DEODORANTS
Mum . ...
Odorono . ......
A. D. S. Deodora..
Evorswcet ....
Splro Powder .
Amolln ..... ....
Non-Spl
Velvctlna Powder
no
.OOc and 83o
Z!HI30o
......30c
OOc and 30c
.........BOc
..........BOc
DEPILATORIES
Demlraclo
INOGt MHNHNNtHIHHHHHI
Pholactlno
Slodeno ... . .....
X nazln's Powder
Delatono
Velvetlno Depilatory .....
Zip
..70c and ft .30
............. BOc
91.23
a iiiii i.WC
41.20
.. ..... 91.00
........ 95.00
FRECKLE CREAMS
Malvlna Cream
Stlllman'g Frecklo Cream .
Volvetlna Frecklo Cream ,
Purola Frecklo Cream ....
Othlno, Double Strength
Berry's Frqcklo Ointment .
Maurlno Frecklo Croam ,
Co-Re-Co Frecklo Croam
...........OOc
........B0c
IMMIHIHIlUVC
35c
91.20
......050
........B0c
BOO
TOOTH PASTES
Pepsodent Tooth Pasto BOo
Pcbeco Tooth Pasto OOc
Colgato's Tooth Paste ...................UBo
Peroxldo Tooth Pasto . . ;. 80a
Nydenta Tooth Pasto BOo
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