Pngo Three
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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Hiillon "Wo hnvi) Jiut neon ho mo
orntiKn pool mill bun mi it nklnii float-
Inn on tlio Klnrhonrd, nlr."
l.'olumbiin: "Won thern nny chow
lllff KlUII?"
Million "No, Mr."
(.'oIiiiiiIiiih! "Then It iiiilnt Im tlin
Wont Indlon wn'ro comliiK In, nnd IM
hoped It wan koIiik to ho America."
The Office Cat
IIV JUNIUS
"JiiiIko, I'm down mill out "
" .Ma Im )iiu'rii down," hiiIiI IIki
wlm JmlKii, "lull you're not out. Hlx
montlm"
.Ml(KnClHlllUllM lllllll Hill) HI1'IUh
Iii liinr.utiKCB linn Jimt married u wo
limn who npenkii only unveil, hut wo'll
luit on tint Indy.
, Hllili Kilii'iiii
"Our miiiiia U very kind In uit.
I! very llnii) wn ilrlnk our tod-liver
oil without irylnn to net illino
i-nrh."
"Ami whnt iln you do with th
money!"
"Mnmiim tti m morn oil with II"
Ted Ctrnn nay, mont men llkn lit
tin women and llttln women llku mont
mi' n.
everything ronion to tliono who w.ilt
Ami tlin Iniy niiin wiltn to Kreet II.
Hilt inirrenn lomeit oil with rapid Knit
'I'll till) follow Willi KOI'lt to meet It
T.kI-d'x l'rc.il Vnuit
If ii youiiK liorxo In n roll, n ytiiiliK
tow n rnlf, it )imiiK kIutp ii IiiiiiI),
roiild on rnll tlin yciiinc tiiinnl n
nmlolo?
Dor Coliln imyn If melt hnd tlio Rift
of nercinl ulclit there- would lio fewer
.linen of loc at flrnt light.
Nil I ii rnll)'
"My wlv lined to play Hid t.injo
ti'iiutlfiilly "
"Now the plckf on you, I Mippono "
"lt kind to aiiliunU neck" nlufuld
Include motor ram, John Allien tun,
lnri u rur now tlio only pt ninny
perioiu havu around tlin place.
VOlATIMIl M.ITIIKMATICS
Two pint, anuauiul,
Jnu 4)uurt, mm flKht,
One flRht, two ropn.
Two ropn, nun JildKe,
Onn Judge, thirty day
Tell mo not In mournful niimlmm
Thnt Kliimiith rutin In on tint hum.
Now Intn nil pull together,
And nio how quirk nhn'll hum,
Most woiiidii think (hut If thoy hint
nil tlio inoni'y thnlr liintbiintli upend
for tnbario tlmy could Kul nvcrytliltlK
Unit Ih needed nlioiit tlin Iioiihi),
l.loyd Low Hiiyn onrn upon u tlmo
tht'in vnit ii county nhnrlff who rofun
imI to wunr IiIm hrlctit ntiir IiuiIru of
officii,
Dcaron. Do you know anything
uliout pnrtn?
Choir I .mid (i r (formnrly nutomnbllc
mechanic): Hiiro. Tlin noprnnti need
a nnw vnlvn, mid tlin hnsn ouflht to
lintn hln cxlinllnt fluid.
DIkrIiir wulln In nlioul tlin only
limine whrrn you don't ha to bit
Kin nt tlin bottom.
I'ood for thotiRht In tlin only hind
Hint rnmnlnn nt tlio old prlru In tlio
rentnurnntn oplnrn Kred Klotcliur.
Don't ho n wheelbarrow mnn In a
motor ok'i It tulfoB hldi-power Iduun
to buy birth-power corn.
WHY IH IT?
Thny lift ttiolr eyebrow.
'J' liny holfthtiin thnlr complexion.
Tlmy till thnlr rhlnn.
Thny riilun thnlr volcnn.
Thny elovnto thnlr nklrtn,
Thny hiilld up their heel.
Anil yet thnrn nro pnoplo who miy
thnt tlio modiiru Klrl do not dnvoto
nny thought or tlmo to tlio lilRhor
tiling.
About tlio only thing to nny In fav
or of hobhnd hnlr, In thnt II In otivl
oiiHly fnntcned nt onn end.
Onn genlu linn put revolving up'
pllnnrc on n pair of Konln ntid In
nnlriR them for military hnlr linmlicn.
EMS
FINDS
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CHANGED T M
wii.ii not incmjih: mkh
I'OltTl.A.N'l), Mny C Ornntlng o(
n IS-yrnr lonno of flvn ncre of land
nt Dlnomud Inko to (loorRo l, Ifow-j
urn in HCHnuiiTiiio in ddiiuvcu io in-
dlrntii Hint tlio Inko will not bo In
cluded In Crater National park. Four
teen hundred tourlntn vlnltcd tlio lako
Innt nummor.
H.H KUVH TO KI.KVHV (ITIISi
FiMllnh Kuliln
Ouro thorn 'was n woman who
never tulkod uliout anybody elo nnd
who did not nvrn llnteii to ncnndnl
whim othiirn kayo uttnrnnra.
A NlKlit lUldrr
"Nnver nnk your hunhnnd for mon
ey," loiinrclrd tlio old married wo
mnn.
'I iinver hnvii to," retorted tho
younc bride, proudly. "Charlny'H Mich
a ilarllne. Iln nlropn llko n baby alt
ulKht Ioiir.
IIiiiikIiik In tlin room which Mar
Mini Kch of Franco ban rennrved In
bin bomp for tho thounnndn of pros
ruin ho received whllo touring tlin
t'nlted Ktalen under tho nunplccn of
tho Amorlcnn I.eRlon nro tho kcyn to
eleven Amrrlca'n IhtkchI cltlon. All
tho nlftH which Amurlra bentowed on
tlin mnrnhnl nro In bin "American
room" except the fninoun .Montana
bob rat which now paces n cnRn In
thu Turin KooloRlcnl (Inrdem.
It Is Hard to Tell Which of
Us Is the More Enthusi
astic About Tanlac, Says
Husband.
"It Im bnrd to tell who thinks tho
mont of Tntiliie, my wlfo or myself,"
mild C. I.. Johimon, well known car
penter nnd farmer living on It. V t)
1, Ilox 72, Troutndaln, Orccon. "My
ntomnch nud kldnoyn bothered mo n
lot. No food xecmed to ncrcn with
me, nud Knn xecined to ntny In my
ntomnch nil tho time. My buck wan
wenk nnd lame nnd It wan nil I could
do to Ret out of my rlmlr at tlmcn.
My nleep wnn nil broken up nnd It
took nil my rlt to pull through
tjVcry day.
"My wlfo wnn troubled with chron
ic IndlRCMtlnn and wnnn't cntlng hard
ly n much nn I wnn. Well, Tanlac
linn ilnnn un both no much Reed wc
Imvo fine appetlten, ent nn thing, nnd
feci hotter than In cnrn. Wo both
think n lot of Tnnlnc nnd nro alwnyn
telling our frlendn nbout It "
Tanlac and Tnnlar Vegetnblo l'llln
nro noli by drugglaln ovcrywhero.
A dr.
covered Judgment ngnlimt Fro J M,
Cordon, defondnnt, for tho ura of
$.100 with Intcrent thereon nt tbn rato
of 8 per cent per annum from Mrty 4,
1920, nttornoy'n fees In tho sum of
$100 nnd rontn and dlnburncment
tnxed nt 136.10, on tho 21it day of
April, 1022,
Notlr) In hereby Riven thnt I will
on tlin 20th dny of May, 1022, nt tho
front door of tho county court bouno
nt Klamath Knlln, Klamath County,
Oregon, nt 10 o'clock In tho forenoon
of nalil ilay,'nell nt public nurtlnn to
the hlghent bidder, for ennh, tho fol
lowing denrrlhed property, to-wlt:
Houthwnst nunrter of northennt
iiunrtnr of Section 32, Townnhlp
40 nouth, rnngn 12 Kant of the Wll
lamettn Morldlan, In Klnmnth
County, Oregon, together with nil
, nnd nlngulnr tho tenements, hero
dltnmentn nnd uppurtennnren
thereunto belonging or In any wlno
appertaining,
taken nnil levied upon nn tho property
of tho nnld Fred M. Cordon, or nn
much thereof nn mny bo ncrennarr to
nullify tlin nnld judgment In favor of
plaintiff nnd ngalnnt nnld defendant
with Intcrent thereon, tngothor with
all rontn and dlibiirsemenln thnt have
or may nrcruo.
h. U. I.OV. Sheriff,
by DUriT K. HAVKINS,
rjeputy.
Dated at Klnmnth Fallj, Oregon,
April 21, 1922.
A 21-2H M ',-12-19
Spring rlcaniug ennler with nn e!cc
trie clenner. S"o "'II on cany ternin, S I
NOTICK'OK NHKHIKKH HM.V.
IIY VIHTDK of nn execution In
forcclonurn duly Innucd by tho clorl
of tho circuit court of tho courtly of
Klnmnth, State of Orugonrd.ited tbn
21nt day of April, 1922, In n certain
nult In tho circuit court 'cr Mid
County nnd State, wluioln TIm First
National Hank of Kiamatli KjIIi Ore
gun, n corporation, an plaintiff, re-
DR. C A. RAMBO
Dentist
I. O. O. P. BalMJaB
PBONB t
All men nrn born fren and equnl
In thin rountry but nonio of them
grt married RarRlen Anion Tnuli,
Tbrmi iprlng dayn are gettlnR prct
ty fine, but there nro noma who aeem
to prefer moonsUInn to nunnhlne.
Hllnnco In Rulden, enpeclally when
the tax uoennor In around oplnen M.
I Jobmon.
Thn Way
"A nlxty dollar hat?"
"Vvi."
"My hunbnnd wouldn't buy me a
rlxtr dollar lint.-' -
"Ho ould If you Marled' to yell
for it grand piano "
"Fit mhttt
otktnfail"
Supreme in style
dstheydreinydue
F you would hav,K$?wrch' exprtil7&eiutTn(i
bit in footwtarfiihton.twith. ntvtx. a re of "the.
'".frekih" or undignified "
.Comfortible as only prfct-fittinffoorer,"cn be,-nd
of luch luperior nutcriil nd wotlcmtnihip trut'thty will
rtuin their Uiipely btauty under the hwdeit ervice
Then look for the'n pHty tnde.mark on th.
wleofeverypiir.ofihoeiyoubuy.
To a million fiitidioui women it U the lymbol of style,
ft: and that unuiual tervice which mearu ecoriorny. .It Ji)
your auurance of ihoe saiiifaction.
of im4r, omforlaHf;'lkari
fJiilmuthJiM h tl
"iMor-madt i." "
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THE BOOTERY
CHAS. P. MAGUIRE
7tn Muln rit.
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Klwwith Fnlla
OPENING
THE BON TON
BAKERY AND DELICATESSEN
Wc will open for business Saturday, May 6, with a
full line of Bakery and Delicatessen products. Let
us supply 'our Birthday and Wedcling Cakes. No
special order too large or too small receive our
careful attention.
Wc especially solicit catering for Lodges
and Parties
Special for Saturday
Angel Cakes 20c
m m mbhiiihb m m
Ask for Mother Goose Bread at the
following places
i.wIk Cash Grocery, 223 South Sixth Street
Lincoln Murket. Third and M.iln Street
Houston & r)icl, ElKhth and Main Street,
Hurry Canh (Srocery. 024 Main Street.
Schubert (Irocery. Ninth and Main Streets
Pnlrvlow Grocery. 911 llpham Street ;
Public Market, Nfnth and Klamnth Avenue
Knilern Crocery, Sixth and Main Streets
Uobluiou Urocery, 1126 Main Streot
SOUTHWELL & ALLEN
626z Main St Phone 602
Fly Time is Here
Wo nrn now prepared tc
glto ))ii IlKAI. ccrvlco on
Window nnd Door Screens
Haubjii and I)oor, Cabinet
and Carpenter Work and
lleo Hives. " Ilcadaunrtcrs
for daw of all klnda.
E.C.STUCKEY
I'hono 477-W
FARMERS WHO
SUCCEED
Of all the successful farmers whom
you know, is there one who does not
maintain a banking connection and a
checking account? - '
A checking account is particularly use
ful for a farmer, a3 it enables him1 to
safeguard his funds by prompt de
posit in person or by mail, and simpli
fies the paying out of money to meet
obligations supplying a legal receipt
for every check written.
Farmers' accounts cordially weF'.omed
here always. ) r
AMERICAN NATIONAL-BANK
KLAMATH PACKING CO.
Palace Market
Phone 68
524 Main St
Saturday Specials
Eggs, fresh ranch .19c
Pork Roasts, grain fed 18c
Boiling Beef. 8c and 10c
Poi Roasts 12l2c and 15c
Good- Steaks 15c
Leg Spring Lamb : 35c
Picnic Hams ...., 18c
Liver Sausage . 15c
Head Cheese 15c
Lard, No. 5 85c
Lard, No. 10 $1.65
Other cuts Meat at correspondingly low prices.
Veiy special prices on Whole Hams and
Bacon by Side
Two Deliveries Daily, 9 a.m. and 3 p.m. t ,
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