x" Page TKrtfo THE EVENING 'HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON -rnio&7'AMur;' 'tY'tiHa a The Office Gat 11V JUMVH it ii i:a) Wity Out Juil TiuiUliin miyK thiirn'H a IiIk ml. inutnmi In iminK loim wnn1n Any. Iimly winilil riillmr tnltn wlmt you h.i)' fur Krimtixl limn to Im put in thn trniilili) nf IniikliiK In lli illctliiic nry. "Plml HoodloM arnpofrult Apponr on Local Market." Ah, Imt wait utilll thin flrnt nqulrt lesit Krniofrull appears! lln WnnHil n IVt "My tuioil innn, you linil boiler liiku (tin trnltoy cur liomn," "Hli" no iinhot My wlfn wnuldii'l let mo hlr krnii It In Hi' lioimo," Jimmy, no in nw Imt nf a liniKKnrl, wiih InllhiK III" father nml mollinr of hi iiipitrlonrrx wlilln nut ramplm: "Ami nil ut onm I Mopped rlrht on it lilif rnltlnmiakt','' lin 1rKin. "How did ynu know It wan n rut tliinnnkn, Jimmy? askril hi fiithor, nlinpllriilly, "I roiild lir-nr lln tonMi clinttorln' tlin mlnutn It saw mn," Homn men crow so upright Hint limy (nil ovnr backward, VlrKlnln (who linn Just licon npor nli'il on for npprmllcltln.) "Oh, Doc tor, tin nu think Dm mnr will Minw?" liocter: "It ought not to." Ill Curloolly "Hny, liiku n look nt Hint klil out llii'rn liy tho noli hoppnr, nml ro If Ikv'h oiiii of our'n, will you?" nnlil (Inp Johnson of Ittimpu ltlilm, Ark., mlilrxoliii; hi wire. "Probably tin la, lint I'm hern nollrliiK him off nml on for tlin hint four, fhn ilnyn, nml Im'n wirliT Kol mn mirnnliiR. Mclihy you'd hi'tlrr krtrh him nml wash hi fucn, to inako shorn." Radiograms 10 MAVH TO A.VHWI'.lt An orilor allowing Ilin iliifmnlnnln Id ilnyn In which In minwnr was Mkii I'd liy Circuit JiiiIko Htonn In thn rnnii of J, II, MIK hull ii Kal lint Mnmlmll Hooper, Iho Klrst Hlntn nml HiivIiik hnnk, nml l, M. Mrl.nmnrr, Involving dninnKen HiiIiiiimI hy Mllrhell for $100,000.00. BIRTH RECORD KltAMNOCIl At Klnuinlh Mill, April fl, 1922, to Mr. and Mm. A. Vuu Krallngur, H24 Klmnath nveiiue, n noli; weight 8 poiimln. WAltD At Klnmnlli Poll, April 2, 1922. lii Mr. nml Mrn. Wnller Word, n son; wolght 1114 ponniln, iS'aniu Wullnr Vernon, I'iiiuI of i:rlt'iiii-ni "I mn rent ou n hnuan hut It In net! door In n hollur factory." "I won't inlml Hint, I lined to live nost door lo n noiiK shop " I'lior JonC! Kevernl ladle ant In the cluhronui illHCUMlllg Iho lrtiir of their bus hnmln. iver their LnltlliiK, "Mr. Jonen," nnld one of them, rtf frrrliiK In her life partner, "nnvrr drlnkn nml never arnr, Itnlenl, he linn no had hahltn," "loon he eer smoke?" nnineono naked. "VeH, lie liken n good clgur Jllat idler ho him enteu n good menl. Hill on nn nveniKe I auppntn tin doenn'l smnkn mure limit ouro n monlh." Home of her club mnlen mulled, hut nil e didn't aentu lo umlernlnnd Hie rrnnnn." "" "' Hiint)iiiK (loir "doing lo tnko up golf?" "Jttnt learning n fow Inrmn Co I ran npprei-late the ntorlen of thn boa " OM'i: TOO OITKN UN mn oft warned joiing Wlilln (Sreen To ntenl truck ride no morn, 1 1 Irt realilenrn niny now tin neeu Willi rrepo upon Iho door. Il nmy tm ailtl that hrni mnken Iho heal hearings, hut thn hearing of noiini men lliillrntyn Ion murh hrnnn. Two klmln of women nro hard 10 umlcrMnnd. Illomln nml limnetic, Hill OiinniiK im'M ovrry mother tlilnkn Ilial tliero In no huhy like lier own, nml oury ojlier U Klad of It, "IIIH MAHTHIl'M VOICK" An Alrduln iIiik In Ihu rndlo rn rolvln; room of tho Hnlrernlly of Kentucky heard liln owner nt I'lttie hurR, I'n., cull him. Tho owner, J. I'niil Amlernon, ilenn of tho unlver ally, , npealdtiK from tlin Went IliKhoiian hroadrnnlliiK nlnllon. Thn iIiik wan nlocplnx nn Andernon'n volrn camn In. llo apraiiK to hlx feet, waKKed hi tall, nml, then ncnmpurrd uliout thu radio outfit. t'AMI'AKJX IIV WIHKI.KrtH Kndlo entered pollllfa for tho flrnt time In Tnromn' hlntory when rnmlldalpn for mayor, apciiklnx from Hid hrondrnntlnic ntntlon of tho Tn comn twiner dollvnrcd opcnlnie cam palitu nddrenaen. llirritOIT I'tH.HK JOIN IUNKH Tho Detroit city council approved uu impropriation or 1 3, GOO for In nliillliiR radio "jti Ipmoii t for thn pollen depurtmenl. Tho Innnratlon wan ntiKuealed hy Dr. Jamen W Inclicn, pollco eommhiiloner, who told Ilia council thn radio would In creaao tho nffeetlrcnpn of tho do partmenl, ltecenic c'lulpmont will hu act In tho dlalrlct Mallon. nml n sending outfit at hcadquar turn. HCIIVIf'KK AT MKHItlM, Tliero will hn nervlcen In Ihu Ciilhollc church nt Merrill Hundny April J nt 11 IT,. Stomach Trouble OF 30 Years Stand ing Was Ended When I Took TANLAC It made a new man of me, declare J. E. Barker, BIS Miller St., Petertburg, Va. When tueh remarkable teitl mony i heard on every hand there can no longer be doubt about the merit of fii't wonderful medicine. Get a bottle to day. At all good druggi$ti. Phoenix Silk Hose, Special, black or brown, .$1.10 Phoenix Lisle Hose 'black, white or brown, Special 45c Special for Satur dayGrey Silk Hose, $1.55 ANDROSS-GLOVER STYLE SHOP 707 Main St Phone '341-W Special for Sat urday, "Suits in Tweed and Tricdtine, , values to $49.50 SPECIAL $23.75 NOTICi: OK Hlli:itlHI"H ham: Hy virtue of no execution In fore tlonuro duly Innueil liy tho Clerk of thn Circuit Court of tho County of Klamath, Htuto of OrcKon, (Intel the lGtu dny of March, 1922, In a certain null In tho Circuit Court for nald Hlllll.VIMtH TO HKi: Ml. VI Mi TOWN County nml State, wherein Lenllo t ItoKvrit, nn Hxvcutor of thn Kntate nnd .,,,,,, ... .... , , I Innt will nd tcnlnmonl of Alexander III.DDINC, Oil., April i. Shrill-1. Martin, Docenned, nn plaintiff, rccov ern nttemllnK thn iinnunl nlnln cere-iered JudRinent ncnlnnt C 1), Wlllnon inonlnl of the nncnnlintloii hern Ap-i'"r Hio num of fifty Hint! hundred rl. 22 will vl.lt Ihn h.atorlc mini,, ? "J-, - --- -'; town of Shantn, nnen mllen from , 922 nt tho ratu of 8 per cent per KeddliiK, whero thu flrnt Mnnonlc annum, nnd enntn and dlnhurnemcnts lodito In Cullfnrnln n formed The ed nt twenty two nnd 10-100 dol trip will ho mndn In nutoinobllen nnd ,ari" lh," Vu 'ay ,f Mar.fJ''. l?23;.. uin j in unuii (Sit i'n 1 11 Hi. 1 mn on hn Ifith tlnr of April, 1D22. nt tho old ntriKo rnatlirii NMnaikfMJWMW CLASSIFIED ADS Uwwwx - aaaiai aa - - --- - - "in"iii-i-irrvMvvnrvvvyv-arrv-r-u-wnj-ifUTj-Li Women's and Misses Ready-to-Wear Size 16 to 20 and 36 to 52 & ''. 2& Discount Sale Sale continues on our entire and beautiful stock of Dresses, Wraps, S iiits, Blouses, Millinery. Scores of women arc taking advantage of this won derful opportunity to select their new Easter Hat, Suit, Dress or Wrap. Special Dresses 12.95 Values to S39.50 Soft Silks, Wools, Taffetas; black, navy, brown, Mohawk, copen 501 Discount-1 On all Kayser Silk Underwear, Knick'ers, Vests, Combinations and Step-ins. Andross-Glover Style Shop MISCELLANEOUS Order )our treon, nhruhn and rono hunhea. KLAMATH KMMVKIt hllOP I'honu 'b9 K3I Main Ht. C2U FOIl HAI.i: r,o aowliiK mnchlne, practlrally now, $30 for rjulck nalo. Inqulro Mrn. llrady, C3K Lincoln Ht. 0-7 roil HKNT An apartment. Liberty Hooum Cor. 3rd & Main Stn. r-7 WANTKD I'rnctlral nurnlnc: ma ternity canen enpvclully: itood refer enren 441 MIchlRnn nvc., or Hales meat mnrkct. 1'hono 29CW. 5-7 KOIt HAI.K Ford murine car, Cheap If taken at once. 730 Jefferson Ht. Phono 138J. S-7 .NOTH'K FUK IM'IILICATION ISOLATi:i TIIACT (I'ttbUnher) Not Coal Land I'CHLU; MM) MALK HHPAltTMKNT OK T1IK INTKIHOR. U. H. LAND OFFICK at Lakevlow, Orexon, March IS, 1811. NOTICH I hereby nlven that, an directed by iho Commlmiloner of thn llouoral lititl offleo, under provlnloni of Hee. Hr.r.. It. 8.. purnuant to the application of Paul Ilojcardu of Has 301, Klamath Fall. Oreon, Serial No, 011C29. wo will offer at public ale, to Iho hlRhent bidder, but nt not lean than $3.12Vi per acre, at 10 o'clock a. m., on thn 28th dny of Ap ril, next, nt thin office, tho following tract of laud. NWViNWU. 8K HKtt. Hoctlon 16, nnd NWWNWU. HW8W'i, Hoe. 23. T. 37 8., It. 11 H Wlllnmette Meridian. Tho nalo wilt not bo kept open, but will bo declared cloned when thuiu prciictit nt Ihn hour named hnvn conn ed IiIiIiIIiik. Tho ponon makliiK tho hlKhent bid will bo required In tm mediately pay to tho Itecclver tho amount thereof. Any pornoni clalmlnK ndveracly tho nhova-dcncrlbcd land nro advlacd to (llo their clnlmn, or obJictlonn, on or before thn time dnninnated for wile. (Puhllah for five cnnnecutlvo wrekn In tho "Klamath Herald" Klamath Full, Oregon.) P. P. Mil I IT. ncRlntcr. M 24-31 A. 7-14-21-2S WAII nay rood lirlro to untone who ran nhow mo Jerneyn Klvlni; 2 Kallonn. or otcr per mllkliiK. Hox II. M. Her ald office. (-8 FOIl IlKNT Nlrely furnlahed room for Kenlleman. &12 N. 9th Ht. C-N H. C Wlilln Lexhorn llaby Chlx for April. Mn)' June delivery from our own bred-to lay ntock. Our prices aru rlKhU Modal Poultry Farm, W. C Smith, Prop., Cornlnr, Cal. Katab llihed 1904. C'29 Hwrdlnh select certified need oata, Ion loLn 2 V4 ctn: less quantity 3 Ctn, J. A. HuahonK, Klamath Falls, Ore gon. Call at Murphey'n Feed store, 124 H. 6th St. 3tt WHITK PAPKH FOR BALK Knds of rolln, from six to len poundn In each, excellent for wrapping pack BRen, dress patterns, llninc shelves, etc. Hlx cent a lb, at Herald office. CS Make jour nuto now, with Auto-Nu Day rout enamel. On sale nt W. )' and J. K. Patterson, 630 8. Cth. 27-7 HlnRle man wanta 2 room com pletely furnlahed apartment. Kitchen not necesaury, Itent utiixt bo reason able for permanent tenant. Prlvato entrance, prefcrrml. Olvo rent, loca tion, etr In letter to A. II. C. caru Herald. FOIl IlKNT 2 room apt. Kvery thliiR furnished. 120 per month. 812 Oak St., Phono 283. 0-7 On April 9, at 8 o'clock tho Henley hlRh school will present "Tho Time of His Life," a three-net comedy full of fun and action. Mtialc will bo a feat ure of thu entertainment, and re freshments will be served. Admission 25 and SO rents, d-7 l-'ILX ttCHOOfc OF-.MUHIG Present enrollment 38 pupils. There Mut Do a Itraaon For the fact that our present enroll ment Is tho largest ever bold by a school In Klamath county. Complete cnurso on tho piano In 20 lessons. Course starts at any time. Enroll now. Studio 306-309 Winters' Illdg. 20tf front door of tho county court house In Klamath Falls, Klamath county. OrcRon. nt 10 o'clock In tho fore noon of said day, sell at public auc tion to the hlKhent and best bidder. I for cash, tho following described property, to-wlt: Lots flvo and six in block 32, town of Llnkvlllc. (Now city of Klamath Falls.) Klamath County. Htato of Oregon, together with all und slnRUlar thn tcncmcnln, hcre edltamentn and appurtenances thereunto belonging, or In any wise appertaining, and tho rents. Is sues and profits thereof, taken and levied upon as the prop erty of the said C I). Wlllnon, and that I will at said date, tlmo and place sell at public auction to the highest and best bidder, for cash, all of the Interest of said C. W Wlllson. A. T. Mlllor. and Alta Kdlth Lobcrt Milter, defendants In said suit, and of all. persons claiming under, by or through them, In and to tho said premises, or as much thereof as may bo necessary to satisfy said Judgment In favor or the said plaintiff, with Interest thereon, together with all costs and disbursements that bare or miy accrue. L. L. LOW. Sheriff of Klamath County. Oregon. Dated at Klamath Falls, Oregon, March 17. 192Z. IIUHT K. HAWKINS, Deputy. M 17-24-31 A 7-14 ' i If you want to sell it. buy tt, trade It. or find It. try t Herald classified ad. HOAIID & ROOM $10 per 7U3 1Mb Ht. Phono 36011. week. 3-S SAFEGUARDING idle meney: You arc taking a chance of loss when you keep cash on hand with which to pay bills. Deposit this money in a checking ac count here, and pay bills by check. Every check you write is a legal re ceipt fo rthe money paid out, as the person receiving it must endorse before cashing. Wo welcome checking accounts both from firms and individuals and pledge friendly, willing service always. THE AMERICAN NATIONAL BANK KLAMATH PACKING CO. Palace Market NOTICK FOIt I'L'IILICATIO.X ISOLATED TIIACT. (I'ublUhcr) Not Coal Land ITIILIC IiAXD HALF. DKPAIITMBNT OF THK INTKIHOR, V. 3. LAND OFFICK at Lakevlew, Teach your dollars to have moro UEJ."'"' . '.'" ..... - eenl bv pnlllne W V X- J V ln. , '"" uvtvuf fcinu mm, u b.-7,KS on' iiaJS: -KM iffu?, ' ' "' of Sec. 24S6. It. 8.. pursuant to the application of ueorgo W. McCoI lum, Serial No. 011726, wo will offer at public sale, to tho hlRhest bidder. J but at not less than $3.3S per acre. ai 2 o ciock p. m on ino :mu aay of April, next, at this office, tho fol lowing tract of land: SKSWVt. Sec tion 25 T. 37" S.. R. 11 K. W. M. Tho salo will not bo kept open, but will bo declared closed when those present at thn hour named havo ceas ed bidding. Tho person making tho highest bid will bo required to Im mediately pay to thu Recclvor tho amount thereof. Any persons claiming ndvorscly tho nbove-dcscrlbcd land nro advised to file their claims, or objections, on or lieforo tho tlmo designated for sale. (Publish for fire consocutlvo weeks in Iho "Klamath Horald" Klamath Palls, Oregon.) F. P. LIGHT, Register, M 24.31 A. 7.14.21.2S M NOTICK Forced salo now on. Auto' cars, cabins nnd lots, Alt must go regardless of price. Owing to other business must get away. See Dick. 240 Hroud St. I.lttlo monoy makes bis; monoy. c-8 Phone 68 524 Main St AUCTION We will sell at Public Auction, at our place, one mile north of Merrill,' the following personal prop erty, on SATURDAY, APRIL 8 Beginning at 1 P. M. ' CATTLE One red cow, 7 yrs. old, fresh in May. One spotted cow, 5 yrs. old, fresh in April. One spotted cow, 5 yrs. old, fresh in July. One Jersey cow, 5 yrs. old, fresh in June. HORSES'- One red cow, 2 yrs. old, with calf 1 month old Two spotted yearling heifers. Two heifer calves. One 2-year-old steer. One white yearling heifer. One black mare, 6 yrs. old, wt about 1,500 pounds. One gray mare, 6 yrs. old, wt. about 1,500 pounds. One Gray horse, 6yrs. old, wt .about 1,600 pounds. One pony, 6 yrs. old, One sorrel horse, 12 yrs. old, wt. about 1,400 pounds. One bay mare, 4 yrs. old, wt. about 1,300 pounds.' One sorrel mare, 6 yrs. old, wt. about 1,200 pounds. wt .about 900 pounds MACHINERY, TOOLS, FURNITURE, ETC Wagons with hay racks Doorlng mower, 5- foot Jones hay rake Riding lC-ln. plow Walking 16-ln. plow 1 Jlay baler 16 Feed bunks 1 Feed grinder 1 Cream separator 1 Fresno scraper 1 Slip scraper 1 3-scctton barrow 1 Jackson 6-ft. hay fork and cablo 2 Set, work harness Some lumber 1 Washing: machlno 1 Range store, good as now 6 Chairs ' 1 Rocker ' 1 SInglo bed 1 Dresser I ' 1 Couch 1 Table, and other household goods too numerous to mention TERMS All amount under $25, cash; over $25, bankable notes at six months, with interest at 8 per cent, or 5 per cent discount for cash. Smith Bros., Owners. C G. Merrill, Auctioneer. i G. W. Offield, Clerk Saturday Specials POT ROAST 12-15c SHOULDER STEAK Steer Beef i. n Fresh Columbia River Smelt 10c f Ranch Eggs 25c .Bacon Backs, '"heavy 20c to Pork Roast 18c I' Tnnm- Ott.Stxn QH. xjuvuii otujja ut glutton Stew ,8c Shoulder Mutton 15c Cottage Butts ....20c Picnic Hams 18c Salt Pork 20c Corned - Beef 10c 'Pig Hocks 10c Leg Lamb 27c Two-Deliveries' Daily, 9 a.mrnd 3 'p.mr Our Meat Market tor Tender Meats Newtown apples $1.50. - Strictly fresh local ranch eggs 25c We Handle the following at Public Market-prices: New Spinach, 10c Large Cauliflower, 18c Firm Lettuce, Sc Green Onions, 10c Asparagus, 20c Radishes Carrots, 4c Parsnips, 5c Cabbage, 6c , Turnips, 5c Rutabagas, 5c Sweet Potatoes, 7c Arizona Grape Fruit, 10c Lemons, 25c Baldwin Apples, $2.50 Newtowns, $2.50 (wrapped) Kings, $2.50 Grimes Golden, $2.50 Winesaps, 6c lb. Bennett Seedling,7c lb. Cider,"5c -glass, 15c qt. Canned Fruits Raisins, 24c lb. Dried Prunes12c lb. Dried Peaches, 14c lb. Walnuts, 32c lb. Almodds, 20c lb. seed Potatoes Select, Gojd Coin, $2.75 , jLaying Grand Central Public Sorted Potatoes, $2.50 ' Select Graded Netted Gems, $2.75 I Wheat, 2i,c lb. J Home-made Hominy, 12c lb'. Sauerkraut, !15c qt. Live. Rabbits for breeding Live and Dressed Rabbits Live and Dressed Chick ens Bottled Milk, 7c qt. Whipping Cream KlamathuChee'se; 29c lb. huPhee'se; Eujlet fw?i .. ..,. 4i Hjantt.ittm,t)Jff. A