THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON Pngo Two FRIDAY, APRIL 7, IMS i M m j TheEvening Herald F. R. 80UI.K....Kdttor wid PaMUher II. R. llllili ..... LCItr Editor l'tibllshod dally except Sunday, by Tho Ilorald I'ubllshltiR Company of Ktnmnth Falls, nt 110 Eighth street. Entered nt tbo postoMco at Klam ath Kails, Ore., tor transmission through the malls as second-class matter. MEMBER OP THE AS80CIATKU PRE88 The Associated Press I exclusive. lv entitled to tho use for publica tion of nil news dispatcher credited to It, or not othcrwlso credited In thin paper, and also the local news published horeln. ' neks, on which to concentrate their Ignoble and community-destroying ef forts. They are aptly described In Tenny son' excoriating phrase: "Men, loud ngalnst nil forms of Tower, Unfurntsh'd brows, untettcr'd tongue; Expecting all thing In an hour, Draw months and Iron lung." Itead the quotation again and de cide whether you wish to b so classl-fted. FRIDAY, APRIL 7, IBM J RUMORS THEME Is no more graceles .prac tice, measured by any standard one care to apply common sense, courtesy, honesty, Christianity, or even self Interest than scandal-mon-goring and tho spreading of baseless rumors. Klnmalh Falls probably has as sen sible and practical a population as any community of Its size, but Klam ath Falls, on occasion, lapse Into tho nonsensical and harmful habit or talc-mongcrlng. Tho watch-word of tho dangerous fraternity of Glib and Giddy Gobblers of Gossip Is "They ay." Whenever you hear n man or woman preface a statement derogatory to a neighbor' character or hinting at tho tottering condition of a neighbor' business, or surmising a scandal In a neighbor' home, with "They ay", bo Immedi ately on your guard. Ton chance to ono thero Is no foundation for tho statement. And. If you ask your In formant who "They" are. ten chance to ono ho or sho wilt blush, stammer nnd hedge, and finally admit, If they admit anything, that they got the story from some ono on the street corner, who had It from some one elfc who had It from some ono else. nnd so on ad Infinitum. If you take tbo time nnd trouble to traco any particular rumor .to Its tource. you Trill be surprised how even tho most Innocent statement can be manipulat ed Into a damning charge against reputation by passage through a dot en careless mind and mouth. Ignorance and lack of observation. are twin breeders of gossip. .Tho Ig norant mind draw conclusions that nro not warranted by tho fact. Tho unobservant view a thing but cannot grasp what ho aec. and often got an Idea that la entirely untrue. Out be itart a rumor and say that he know whereof he apeak for he haa seen it with hi own eyes. It la truo that he haa seeft but In his Ignorance and lacking the faculty of observation, he ha observed but little of what ho haa been, and failed to observe the essential thing which would have changed his story entire iy. When bands are in Idleness, tongues wag most rapidly, and at this time. In Klamath Falls, It I well to be cautlou In repeating rumor. A newspaper man know whereof ho speaks, for a large part cf his working hour are spent In running down rumors, and It I surprlalnp how few are found for which there I oven a amall modicum of founda tion. , Before you repeat gossip eliminate "Thoyj Bay." Quote your authority. That Is a newspaper axiom. If the ritory Is true, the author docs not fear to stand behind tt; if It Is false ho will bo forced to retract, for truth cannot bo hidden. There, Is no credit In repeating un founded talcs. Even those who listen to tho gcsslpers most eagerly, do not trust them. And It I a practice that sometime causes untold harm to private reputation aud business en terprlkes, for It undermines Insldu ously, while the Individual or concern uttacked, unwitting of tbo falsehoods nnd fooling secure In an Innate know ledge of Integrity and soundness, has no chanco tor defense, and though tho attack is untrue, sometimes the truth comes to light so late that it tukoa months or years to undo the harm of ono thoughtlessly spoken sentence Romember before you speak 111 or bollovo 111 of a neighbor, that the tonguo of slander cares nothing for what it feeds upon. Orantcd the op portunity it would fasten on you as readily as upon any one else. (icnoially speaking tho tale bearer nnd gossip-monger is not a cltlsen of Influence, and btandlng. Such men and women linvo Intelligence, that revolt from Idle nnd unwholesome tattling. On tho other hand they are more of ten tho objects of attack, for tho do structlvoly inclined, with a peculiar perverted ambition, seek always the finest character, the stauncbest bust- Many Freak Bills Patted Ask. Whittlet for Still C& i&ettuid&o OC7 MAIN 3T. JKMnoUjZ EASTER HATS New York Copies from ninny of the Most Famous Parisian Designers Moderately Priced r . NEW YORK, April 7 The Ken-' tucky legislator who proposed that moonshiners be compelled by law tn equip their "stills" with whistles that' could bo heard for two mile ha no monopoly of tho unusual In proposed legislation for tho solons ho sit In legislative halls of stato capitals are prono to sarcasm, Irony and Jokes, Some odd bills have cropped up In the stato legislative sessions now drawing to a close. I For examplo there I the bill In-1 troduced In tho Now York stato as sembly making hypocrisy a misde meanor and defining It as "the net of a person who for pay, gift or other valuable thing publicly advocates and supports any legislative measure re straining free exercise of personal lib erty or the act of any peson who so licits funds for such support." Tho measure I aimed at "refcrm" organisation worker. Tho Massachusetts legislature had before It In this year's session a bill making church-going compulsory fci every resident of tho state who was physically or mentally capablo of at tending church. Another measure proposed In Mas sachusetts provided that every candi date for public office must bo exam ined br a Justice of tho superior court to determine whether he Is qualified to hold otflco to which ho aspires. A bill In tho Massachusetts legis lature authorized tho appointment of a special legislative commlttco to make an official Fourth of July visit to the Irish free stato at tbo expense of It member. Some of tho unusual legislation proposed la obviously aimed at what the authors regard as Injustice. Housewives who do not shire In Joint control of the family income found a champion tn Mrs. Margarot -a!rd, of Newark, N. J., who Introduc ed a bill In the New Jersey legisla ture enabling married women to con trol the wages they earn in their own homes. Another New Jersey measure would exempt nurses from Jury duty. A third would enablo Innocent per sons to collect from tho state II a day for each day of confinement In Jail, provided they proved their Innocence. "A PAIR OF KII.K HTOCKINGH" , FEATURE AT STRAND TONIGHT Amateur, theatricals sometimes lead to trouble. This Is demonstrated by Constance Talmadge who I pre sented by Lowls J, Selznlck In '"A Pair or Silk Stockings" at tho Strand theatre tonight. Sam Thornbll), a young man has recently been divorced by his wife, Mollle (Constance Talmadge) meots her at a country bouse where ho Is a guest, and she marooned while a car which sho had bought against Sam's Judgment, Is being repaired. Sam goes to her room In an attempt to make up tbelr differences and find ing her absent, hides In the closet. Meanwhile Bagnal, a former guest, returns to bis room, the one which is now occupied by Mollle and meets ber as she enters. Sam, In his tramp make-up, having been thus cast for the theatrical, hears ber tell the Intruder, who bad formerly been a suitor, that she still loves Sam. Reg istering glee In his closet, the pseudo tramp is dragged forth, and not rec ognizing him, the two bind him with a pair of Mollle's silk stockings. When the guests como at the sound, the prisoner Is securely locked In the bathroom and explanations of Bag nal's presence In Mollle's room are In order. The burglar Is about to bo produced when they find that ho has flown, silk stockings and all. Meanwhile Sam, who bas escaped through the window from Mollle's bath, enters the throng unseen, In his own clothing and Mollle's stock ings! This settles the Identity of the tramp and Molllo, still loving him, de cides that the raako or car suggested by Sam would be best, after all, and consents to reconsider not only the other make ot car but Sam as a husband. i & i i Gilt-Edge Butter Fresh Churned every day Ask Your Grocer at Hurry Cash Grocery B. P. Lewis Jenkins Lincoln Mar- Schubert's Grocery ket Grocery J. E. Endcrs & Co. Sunset Grocery Sanitary Market, or H0LC0MB & RICHARDSON 202 Main TRY OUR BUTTERMILK I We're Going To Be Closed Up Every Evening at 6 o'clock except Saturdays We are open for business every morning at 7.30 with a full line of Quality, Service and Satisfaction Alkour Fresh Vegetables arrive Saturday Morning , HURRY CASH GROCERY CO. Phone 577-W 524 Main St. Man! Here is some Good News! Look at How Little We Ask for Hats Right when everybody is blossoming out in new Sniping lids, '100 tip- ., !, ..:.,,, ,.1 ,,,,.,'f l, hnitnivwl v.'lllfnu. HoULMlt III lOWC.Hl prices from the "better" lint Makers, who see "better" times, short ened profits ami more sales. You need a new hat for hastor--here's your opportunity. Look at the prices for Hat Week, starl ing today. 3 K. SUGARMAN $5.00, $6.00, $7.00, $8.00 . ft NOBODY" ijroiui ami nnapp iiuts $6.00, $7.00, $8.00 John B. Stetson Hats $7,00, $8.00, $10.00 Colors Filbert, llgh't brown with roittrjntliiK band ami binding, tan brown with selt colored liiuil; M'irl gray with black TST STRAND 10c- -WflERE EVEBYBODT GOES- -Me HOME OF TIIE IIODKINBON FEATURES The Slim Princess of Comedy Constance Talmadge With Harrison Ford and Wanda Hawley in a lively parade of lingerie and laughter 'A Pair of Silk Stockings". She shocked her hostess with them. She tied up a burglar with them. Then she found her husband wearing them. There was a pec kof trouble for everybody in them, and you'll laugh 'till you darn near die. It's a riot of laughter. Don't miss it. And Two Good Comedies Show starts at 6:30. Admission 10c and 20c Another wonderful feature Sunday The best dressed woman in the world, Irene Castle, in "French .Heels." .i aii ii . - Admission 1 0c-20c. Show starts 6:30 I jm00 m LLLLLEtv n -- V - r: l, :m f E nclf -colored tnml; at OBSsSSKtiSSE -"sS I I fS - " ' - H w ta B M tBt L"illHGBw"lllialllllll B aa" IHI EE i ""alllWaaaMl " .JIaaBIIIIBWBI wBlKSSSa3W?t - SS IBlUf aaillLiaai sgg?- M fc3a. jjggS PS. rail I llllHUlltillT 'LMLK.S ' ' ' '" LLLLLLWiK t !SJ3I Bwlf ' Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ad. ONE MORE WEEK OF THIS GREAT SALE OF SHOES PUMPS OXFORDS WHITE BLACK OR BROWN YOUR CHOICE $4.85 $5.85 $6.85 DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY SeyfeYfcGARDEN, LAWN or FIELD MURPHEY'S SEED: STORE, I tn Phone 87 , M rxvpsy-fi t. n . a - - --