Page Three
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
vmiMY, MAitot si, iwa
"M
Dnvoltva of Tlut Hliolk Will (Jet TliU
Thnro wim u yomiK man named Cur
duff, Wild with Ida lady friend not Ion
rough,
Hit had liccn rdiulltiR tlm Hlmlk,
Tim poor, xllly pliim,
Hut now ho kiiiiwi wlioii Im him
omimikIi.
I, M. HIMI'U:
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ANDROSS-GLOVER
STYLE SHOP
707 Main Street Phone 3-1 1-W
:
Salo hIui'Ih Suturday moin
infj at 0 o'clock, and con
tinues for one week
Fifty per cent discount off
former selling price on
all Furs
r
The Office Gat
IIY JUNIVH
reMi:
1 liiiow n man win) smokes clitnr-
i'IIiih no often
If every i Ifsiiri'lln inn hen it nail In III
i of fin,
Tim hiikcIk urn hIkhiIIih: this very
HlllllllK
Tlmt very, vrry soon they'll luivn lilin
In It.
A. (I.
VACANT f.AI'H
"Marrlagn muuiis to linvn anil In
liolil. lint Niiinn men ii ro queer uliullt
thi'lr wives."
"Mow now, TessInT"
"After limy liavnVm they seldom
hiildVin on llirlr laps "
rrnwdliitt ll'i' unrlrm
Wo fr.il crowded In Oil tint,"
nil lil dm Hi" iMiiitit. diffidently.
"No rtiiiiilnr'" Mi'liilini'il llm Jnl
tor. "This tliil wn never Intt'iided
(or ii fiimlly of nil,"
llul ilii'in urn only in) self anil
wife."
"I know better llesldo you two,
llii'Ni mo ii iiiniiry lilnl and three
i:n.lfUln."
Any Afler IMnnrr Hrf Ii
.Mr. Tnusimaster ntiil Ladle nml
lii'tilli'itii'ii: Thn rftnarkn of tho
ninkir wtio Jmt preceded mo
liroiiKlit viry forcibly to my mlinl
Hlnry Mlilrh I mire liranl.
(InniTl HK.ry)
"This Im'Iiik tlm '. therefore,
you will readily reallm my wllna;
when iiKknl to speak here InnUlit.
My umiitlnii went thoe of llm man
who whs unco re'iuesled tiy liU pa"
lor to-
(Insert Story of llm Man)
"Wrll, llioxi were my feelings e
nrily, only mine, I may nay, were
nvin mori no. There I an old Icicend
hark In llm country where. I wan
rained to Hi" effect that
(Insert l.fxrnil)
liN'alumlly. no man who baa be
liroiiKlit up on Hint tort of iloctrlno
ran aspire with ronfldenee In any
nllltuil" record of after-dinner ora
tory, rcrhup I rnn best mnkn my
lliulliitlons rlenr liy relating lo you
it brief iinerdiile A very ynun hoy
onrn milil to hlii fnthur, Tap, why
la It:'
(InmTt story of the hoy.)
"If I havn innilii my position plain
In you, thn anecdote ha served It n
purpoi'. unit there hut remain for
inn to say, In Hi" npl nml well-chosen
word of your houori'il president:
(Insert (luff nml Blush )
"l.iiilli'ii ami gentlemen), I thank
you."
CIVIC I.IIAtlUK MAK8 MKKT1NU
Hlurllltm revelation will ho mad
ul llm nmn mrnlliiK ut Iho Presbyter
lun rhurch Krhlny, March 31 at 8:00
p, in. Kvery oim In tTtol In Ihn Im
provement of moml nml civic coodl
IIiiiih should bo there. Admission
free. 30-31
t m .i. -ii in.
ANIILAM) llllANtll
OHK1JOX HTATH NOHHAI,
at
Ashluud, Oregon
Juno I it-July 28, 1922.
I'll 1 1 Nnrmul courses, Practice
nrluiiil for all grades. Music depart-
nmnt very strong. l'clinIogy, oducn-
lloiial measurements, sociology, uml
Hi'hool iiiiiiiaKoint'iil on iliiumnil.
I'or luformntlou write lloo. A.
llrlnion, Dlri'ilor.
M31 A 1-3-5
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H-E-A-D-A-C-H-E-S
Kick llonilnrhi'K Wity llead
mhi'M, Trnlu HcnilachoH Auto
lliMilncliOH H"WlnK llcutlnchei
CookliiK llimilucht'H Huil
Iiik lli'uilttcht'H Opera l(ed-nclii-H
Cliurcli llt'uilnchea
l.ccturo IIuuiIucIioh Hhopplng
HuuilurheH Kvonlnn Henil
nchoH MornliiK lli'iidnchoH
KvorluKthiK llomluchea Tom
plo. Hemlachcii Top o' tho
Huail Honilacho Kroulnl
HuailachOH Ilrow Houducho
LIiiho o' Iho Drain llvad
Ichua Kyohnll HundachuH.
Tlieao nro u tow at the dlt
forunl huuilnchuH that may,
com" from nyentruln anil oan
bu rulluved by properly fitted
Q A49 A-8B-K-8
"A Word to tho Wl I
Huffhicnt." -
Dr. Goble
700 Mlu
I'hono, Ofc, 188 W, . 88M
Knfty I'lMt
Mm. KlKRora (with iinwNpupor)!
"Do you know, llmity, ttrnt nvary
tlnin you draw your breath nomu otio
lllfH?"
Mr, KlnKnra! "U'oll, Im Horryj hill
I 111 n't lii'lp It. If I Miilt ilrawltit: my
briMith I'll din, Ion."
Tim piimon who kiiIh klrknd out
of officii dhoilld ut li'imt Im r.lvmi 11
holtln of liniment to ruli on the
lirulno
Down In flrorKlu n fallow rodn 12
niiinn lo "bi-al up" a liili-phonn opor
nlor Iii'ciiumi Im couldn't K't n 1111111
Imr, Up lmr In Iho north it lot of
folkx iipprcclnlii llm (Icnrrlun'M
frnmo of mind, bul limy generally
find relief In word Innd-nd of luk
Inic audi 11 long rid".
Stanford Mn Will
Attempt Shot Record
HTANKOIll) I'NIVIIItHITV, C11I ,
Murch 30 (llctin llnrlrunfl, htniky
Utunforil nophomori', who him Iipi'U
threwlni: thn 10-pound ahot farther
tlian It him been threwlni: In Inn
ynnrx, hopn thin year or next to put
tlm IiIr Iron bull out fur enourli to
umauli llm prcmuit world'n rcrurd.
At prriieni lie world murk for tho.
eVelil la (il leei unil wan net ny in
Into llalph lion.-. Ilartrntift early thin
eaon wan putllni: tlio nlicit HO frel
mid tlireo iunrtera of nn Inch, (.'ouch
"Dink" Trmploton of tlm Stanford
track team U certain tlm IiIk fellow
will yet break tlm record.
Ilarlranfl dnea other thliiica for
Htntlford timldm pUttlllK thn rliol
Itn l a taut man In Iho 100 yard daili
mid put thn dlxcua out 144 feet. In
football lie went In lut year n u uh
alllutn Riiard.
Ilarlranfl reRUtera from Fuller
ton, Cat. l.ant year when ho wan n
freihman, little wan heard of him
for bo wan not iillnlhla lo compete
for Iho Cardinal
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Women's and Misses Ready-to-Wear
Size 16 to 20 and 36 to 52
Pre-Easter Sale of Garments Continuing
for one Week. Suits, Coats, Wraps, Dresses, Blouses, Millinery
25 Discount
Off Former Selling Prices
Every garment in stock included. None reserved. Many just received. '
All new snappy Spring merchandise. Each garment individually selected.
Exclusiveness, Smartness, Quality.
Just think of it a sale of this kind two weeks before Easter. What an
opportunity to select your new outfit. All garments marked in plain fig
ures you can make your own reductions.
20 Discount Off Former
Selling Price on All
SKIRTS
Plaids, Stripes, one-piece or
pleated
SWEATERS
Tuxedo, Slip-ons, colors black,
navy and all the newest Spring
shades
50 Discount Olf
Former Selling Prices on
Kayser Gloves, Silk Under
wear, Knickers, Vests, Step-rins,
Combinations.
50 off Regular Selling Price
ANDROSS-GLOVER STYLE SHOP
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CLASSIFIED ADS
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White Ler.horn baby clilclm. Sll 00
per 10U. Tancrcd strain. Heavy luyors
circular. Henry Torratt, Cornlnic. Cat.
10-31
MISCELLANEOUS
KOIt RKNT Kurnlihrd and ufur
uUbrd aparlmcut cIomi la, I'bona
32W. 29.31
KOR HAI.K A Reed lotRlnic outfit
In A-l condition, S Ion truck and
Vi Ion trallor ut half price. Ilox 383,
city. ' 2-4
KOUNDHtrliiR of headi on Ninth
atrfol. Owner may liavu .imo at
Herald office by paylnc for thl ad.
30-3
FOIl KKNT 400 acres Reed Irritat
ed land. Cash or crop rental. In
(julro Hoi 2, Herald office. 30-0
KOH HAI.K A I.loyd wicker huhy
bunny In A-l condition. Call IJC4J
after B o'clock. 30-3 !
KOH HKNT Kurnliued four room
apt. I'honu 273J. 30.1
WANTEU Kurnlluro lo roflnlsh and
upholster. Vrk and prices both
right. W. W Uonart. I'hono 47HW.
27-1
After March 28th. wo will bo In
our new location at 73G Main 81. ad
Joining Square Deal Drug alore. Hales
News Agency. 27-31
FOR HALK Small equipped dairy.
on highway host locution In Med
ford, Jersey rows' nil selected, rated
heat In Southern Oregon, rent only
J If., 00 month, llrlck homo, good
burns, slock of feed for year, nil
equipment kouh Including furnish
fnKH of l room Iiouho, You can inuko
price ot this dairy this season. Cream
ery takes milk from door. Price Is
attractive. Also wo hatw another
dairy In city limits Ashlund, fully
equipped, selected stock, routo In
bringing In $300.00 mouth, rent Is
paid fo January 1933, lots of pas
turn, G room house. Wo are always
glad to show our listings.
FOlllUSITK HAI.KM AOKXCV
Mrdfort! IMdjt., ctlfnrtl Ore. 30-31
WANTKDKccond hand linoleum
und congolcum rug. I. O. Ilox404
30.31
WANTKI Swivel ehnlr wllhout
arms; state price. Address N. O.
Herald. 30-31
KOH HAI.K
SMAI.I.BY AI.KAI.KA (UtlNI)KR
40 Inch cutting bar grinding
capacity 10 to 2.1 tons per day. Suit
uhln for commercial or private farm
use. Can bn operated either station
ary at barns and warehouses or port
able for field use In movlnc from
stack to stack. Thn machines have
been In actual operation and their
merits fully tested thoroughly over
hauled and In ruunlng order. Trices
very reasonable,
Look this over for your own benefit.
For further Information, write to
(Hebo drain & Milling company, Sue
ramento, California. 30-S
Swedish select 'certified seed oats,
ton lot 2H els; less quantity 3 cu.
J. A, Dusbong, Klamath Falls, Ore
gon. M-3-Apr. !
I xetici:
, Charles Ilnrpst has withdrawn
.from the partnership of Harpst &
Wheeler at Rocky Point resort. Re-
1 creation, P. O, Oregon. .Miss Maud
wuecler continues In tho bttElners
and has taken over nil unfinished
business matters. Recreation, Oregon,
April 1st. 1922.
Signed, CHAS. 11. HARPST.
v - .MAUHuWllKELKR l-3
I Notice Is hereby given to custom
ers of tho Klamath Heating company
that n temporary emergency Increase
In heating rates has been regularly
placed on file with tho Public .Service
commission ot Orwgon to take effect
March 30th and are the legal rate
until further notice, a copy of which
may ho seen at tha company's offico
Worn a u wanted for general house
work. Good wages. Tho lleatty store.
Realty, Ore. 28-3
Make your auto new, with Auto-Nu
Day coat enamel. On sale nt W. K,
and J. K. Patterson, 630 8. 0th. 27-7
Teach your dollars to havn morn
cents by getting W. K. & J. K. Pat
terson to flguro on painting, C30 9.
Cth. 27-7
PIUS HCHOOI, OK Mimic
Present enrollment 3S pupils.
ThYe Must Ho n Henxon
For tho fact that our present enroll.
mont Is tho largest ever huld by u
school In Klamath county. Complcto
course on the piano In 20 lessons.
CourseStarts at any time. Knroll now.
8tudlo 306-309 Winters' HlUg. 2Ut(
FOR BALK 1 Dodge car In first
class mechanical condition, l'rlco
right. Imperial garago. 23tf
If vnu want tn anil It. hnv It. trad
It. or find It. trr a Herald classified
ad.
(We have i such bargains in Meats, Fish and
' iOyetcrs that makes it necessary to come,
through, the back door, as, the burglars did
Thursday night.
Saturday Specials
Fancy Young Hens 30c
Leg of Lamb 22c
Lamb ,Chops 20c
Lamb Stew ii :.r.....a 122c
Pure Pork Sausage 25c-
THE LINCOLN MARKET
Mtiivaad Third Phona 444
Safeguarding the Nation
This great Four-Reel Picture, gotten out by the
United States Government, will be shown at the
Pretbyterimn. Church, Friday Evening of this week
at S p. m. and Sunday Evening, April 2, at the
Christian Church at 8 p. m.
Admission Free to Both Exhibitions
n
The idea that a Mayor or Chief of Police
is at liberty to permit any law or ordinance
to he violated is monstrous"
President Benjamin Harrison.
at 123 No. Sixth street, Klamath
Falls, Orci?on.
It has becomn necessary to mako
this Increase) owing to tho depleted
regular source ot feel.
Tha nbovo has been dona In accord
ance with ampler CI 00 of tha Ore
con I.tws.
M-3 A-l KLAMATH HKATINCI TO.
alasssaavaallljaWit)iatw
TONE UP!
Signs of Spring areiheio. It is time to get the dregs
out of your system, Let us help you do it. Eat
Rhubarb.
The Spring growth of Strawberry Rhubarb is
now on the market. We sell it fresh from the gar
den. Place your order early in the morning. Just
call 577-W and your order will have our personal
attention.
New Rhubard
Artichokes
Cucumbers
Green Onions
Head Lettuce
Bell Peppers
Fresh APimig"3
Garden Spinach
Fresh Tomatoes
Parsley
Cauliflower
Sweet Potatoes
HURRY CASH GROCERY
Phone 577-W
524 Main
l4Sweeten it with Domino" I
WAREHOUSE FOR RENT
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Located on Siding and. Paved Street.
Inquire of J. T. Ward, Central Hotel
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KLAMATH PACKING CO.
i
Palace Market
Phone 68
524 Main St
THE PLACE TO TRADE
All meats kept in refrigerated
counters and absolutely
sanitary
Saturday Specials
BOILING
BEEF
POT
ROAST
Steer Beef
m-i5c
PORK
ROAST
Grain Fed
Guaranteed Ranch Eggs 25c
Bacon Squares ....20c
Pork Steak :..20c
Bacon Backs,
heavy 20c
Veal Steak 20c
Veal Roast....l8c,20c
Shoulder Mutton ISc
Pig Bacon 40c
-, Picnic Hams ..(...18c,
Cottage Hams ....20c
Mutton Stew afc;
Two Deliveries Daily, 10 ; m. and 3p.ro,
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