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THE EVENING HERALD,
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
MOMHV, JANUARY M, II
J TTU fCC r i
SIC vllltc di
r JUNIUS
A lllrllidiiy .lei) IHilc
Jutt ahead h iiniilliur mlln pint
hrlslit
Along "III life's lilr.liway
Through III ii vnlley of tint nlmtlmv of
death ut Ii Iff III
Wo ilrlvn (in wo tin liy ilny.
Tho headlights' glenm hIiowk llui way
to Kit
That Wr I urn not lull nor right.
Kor at the mill of ilm Journey wo
know
Arn Ilm hill, or Wo nml Unlit.
Homcttmea tlin gnaollnn gut low
Huinetlmea Ilm oil rutin dry
Or a punctured Urn shouts nut, "do
Blow"
Whllo others lumn u, liy.
Tim plstona lii'iit ami t tin knocks
grow tuuil ,
Ai over thn hllla o creep
Anil (ho brakes nil slip or groan or
crow it
A, Into tlm valley w sneep.
Over n boulder nml Into Ilm gruaa
Dreading a spring or two
Wo side wni another trylnic to pass
Thorn's nothing nlo to ilo.
In towing Itto other follow nlonic
Our differential groans
Then snap goes the spider! Kvery
thing wrong
Dears, hearings nml housing
mom.
flo onward wn go o"r life' highway
In alnriuy weather anil fair
Hmiiellin wn urn sober nml some
llnir, gay
I'naalnK things roininoti nml rnrr
Mllo pott go by lia morn rapidly now
Than when wo were kldillra, you
know;
ll.il n Ih.. nti,ttiMpli Iim l.t miila n t
""' ' --" '.eniul tulle of
. ,w
I nil Ul'iil mn nullum miiii ,ir.
Wn humbly lURKeat that tho cutlea
who roll their own, Imtlk their knee
capa. There nllal Kroat kneed for
thla.
l0li: I
There wna n youmc ludy who atudlea I
hntlk,
To makn her an ntniliiK Rwn trea
chic. j
Hho painted n xunnyaack
nod, bluo, yellow or black,
Oh, lolly, alio looked like u freak
illo Aw
loamy.
them Ituasluna Is ton
Prof. Klnstnln saa American worn
en are lovely. How much easier It Is
to understand th profnaaor when ho
cuts out theory nnd gels down to
common sense
The armly or tho unomplo)ed an
not alt drafted men. Some arn olitn
teera, say, Jlmmln llynn.
President Harding wants JS00
000,000 for thn Army urn! Nuvy Ilo
talks like a councilman.
Married l.lfo n l.n Mode
Husband, (angrily) "What) No
upper ready? Thnt Is tlm limit, I'm
Coins to a restaurant."
Wife "Walt Just flvo minutes,"
"Will It bo ready then?"
"No, but Ihon I'll go with you."
EDISO
Broad
Bits
JuySKfS co
9 to 90 Bays Ahead !
u A PR"- Siiowbrs", M fox t rot hit, proves It. Now York
fx first danced to "April Showers" on a Wednesday.
Edison woo out with Bu-CREATIONS of the original
Broadwny performunce, on tho following 'Monday.
Edl'on has tho fastest "hit service" in tho world.
Tho Now Edtson'a Rk.CUI'AT" m of popular music
hao tho true Broudway sip p I' 'vor. If you want to
bo FIRST with tho hits, watch our hit' upartroent.
KLAMATH FALLS MUSIC HOUSE,
GEO A, WIRTZ
122 S. Sixth St.
POPE BENEDICT
PASSES AFTER
GALLANT FIGHT
(CohIiiuimI from Pug.) 1)
iniiiislilp of I'upu l.iu XIII with tint
Krucii of lila IiuiikmIIiiIu predecessor
llu iinilniivuti'il, It la mild, to curry
out tliu lilriila nml poll(MH of tlioso
two great iliiirrlimuii. Hut tin, world
wiir.- which Itrnko Hiu liourt of Plus
X, saddened Ilm flral fimr v..ru ,r
l,U I"'""""'1" nml prevented tho
nillllliiiiiit of Miiiin of lila iiaplrn-
iiuua.
Oiiu of Ilm Incidents of lila pun-
llflcal enrcor wna tlm vlalt which
I'realdcnl Wllaon paid him 0n
Jnuiiaiy I, ill ti, when tlm prosl-
limit went in Itoiim nrlor in tin.
opi'lilliK of Ilm piiacii (otifureliru nt
I'arla. Hoc In I nml treaty itmallotia
wuru illnciissiil, Ii U suld, ilurliiK
Ihu prliiln iiiiilicni.il nt tho i (inclu
sion of which I'opu llunetllcl pro
auiilml to hla KUiiat u handsome mo
aalc ri'pniiludiiK (lulil,, llenl'a fn
moua picture of Halnl I'ntar. valued
nt IM.uuu
I'ri'friml I'i-Ii'oiIiinnI
Unn of tlm Riniilli'il iimn nliyalc-
nlly ever elected to tlm chnlr of St.
I'titur, tlm fornmr Cardinal delln
t'hloaa imur nipi-clml to ho thua
honored by thn anrrod college, nml
la sold to tmvo wupt when apprised
of hla clvtlon. Ho would havn
preferred, ho audi, to reniulii n aim
plo priest or, nt moat, Cardinal and
Archtilihtp of Bologna
On Ilm duy of hla flection ho
pokii of tlm liurdrn of rcsponsl-
lilllly Ihruat upon "ono frnll train,"
nml I'iprrairil hla horror of tho
world conflict then lielnK waned ami
hi, hope thnt It would quickly end.
Ono week nflor III roronntlon, when
thn Fisherman's King wna placed
upon hla (Inner, he Issued mi ency
cllnl to Ihu oplsropacy of tho world
In which rulom wero exhorted to
put naldn dlssunalotia ami to "enter
Into ii council of peace with all
peed ' Tho appeal fell on atony
Krouml, however, nml Inter, on Do-
cemtier IS, 1 914, tho Vatican au
thnrlllea annnuiiced Ihu Popo'
plan ' for a Chrlitmn, truco wna
falling "liernuau of thn oppoaltlon
of n rerutn power." Iteporta were
thnt Ituaaln and Turkey had re-
fuaed to acquiesce. Atonic n thou
Imttlefrout, tho fol-
IoIiib Chrl.tmaa
lay, thouanmla
of cannon thundored un nuawer to
Benedict' appeal to "lay down
your nnna "
K.lmi of Nohlllly
lllacoiiio delta L'hleaa, thn spirit
u.tl heid ot 3110,000,000 Cntholle
una hoi n of nohln lino nt Pegll.
llnlr. mi N'nvemliei- !1. IS.'. 4 III.
father was thn Marcheao dolla
Chp (prouniinretl Keenta). I In
rocelted hla
education nt tho Cap-
lonlcan coIIckd and later attended
Dorit cough
TDK iolent pnroxms of romjhinir
toon easeil by Ur. King's New
Discovery. I'ifty " a. :l
remedy for cold. Children like it.
No harmful drugs. All druggiU. 60c.
Dr. King's
New Discovery
For Colds and Coughs
hiiko Ilowcls Normal. .Nature-
way Is the way of Or. Kings Pills
centlyaml firmly icgulating the bowels,
rlimlnating the Intestine clogging
watte. At all druggists, 25c.
TPv PROMPT! WON'T ORlfU
Dr.RintfsPm3
Phone 125
thn Academy of Kcrleslnatlcs Or
sjHPisVbWPHHba
yr:m'T
jm,
Heed The Danger Signals!
IF we ure not "fit ub a fiddle" in the morning;
if we don't feel better than when we went to
bed ; if our breath is offensive and we have that
bad taste in the mouth, Nature has set the dan
ger signals for us and we cannot afford to neg
lect the warning that she gives.
Probably eighty per cent of all diseases orig
inate in the digestive organs, so it is evident that
if we have stomach trouble, however slight, we
are foolish indeed if we do not take prompt
steps to correct it.
Stomach trouble is almost always followed by
a complication of diseases. One of the first be
ing an over-wonked liver, with all the symptoms
of biliousness, followed in turn by headaches,
coated tongue, dizzy spells, pain in the back,
palpitation of the heart and other distressing
pymptoms.
Sooner or later the kidneys will become in
volved and that is just why these danger signals
should be heeded in time. A wise man puts out
the fire before there is too much destruction. The
same theory should apply to stomach trouble.
The American people have learned that
Tanlac probably provides the surest, safest
and quickest remedy for all such troubles,
and millions upon millions have taken it
with the most astonishing and gratifying
results.
That is the reason for the phenomenal
success of Tanlac and that is why it is pro
claimed the world's Greatest Tonic.
Tanlac nml Tnnlac Vendible IMII aro aold by drug
Klata everywhere.
Idilnrd la ttio priesthood In 1978,
he noon attracted thn attention of
Cardinal Ilumpolla, who under Pope
I-oo XIII wan thn papal secretary
of atute. Ho accompanied Itainpolla
to Madrid In 1883, when hi patron
w-aa Nuncio, rninnlnliiB thorn until
1887, when he returned to Home
upon tho elevation ()f llampolla to
thn Cardlnalate.
In 1901, after havInK served four
yenr aa aecrotary ot tho Nunciature
In Spain, hn wa appointed aecro
tury of the Cypher, Thla position
nave Itii Incumbent conildorablo au
thority, and tho a mo year Mitr. dclla
Chleaa was named aa coniullor of
tbe Holy Office.
A notnbln promotion camo t0 him
on December 16, lt07. when Popo
Plua X appointed Delia Chleaa a
urchblihop of thu Important Seo of
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532 Main Street
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SPECIAL MERCHANTS' LUNCH, 11 TO 2
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TWENTY PER CENT REDUCTION on all
Ford repair work! Bring your Ford troubles
to us. Repair work of all kinds. All work
guaranteed
R. R. R. GARAGE
831 Klamath Avenue
mtWm0A1jWWVW
di.
ts
Broadway at Stark
Portland, Ore.
Its convenient foeatisn in the heart of
the city's activities and its proximity
to the Shopping and Amusement cen
ters during the Holiday Season, is
merely another of this famous hotel's
attractions.
Arthur H. Meyers manager,
UolOKnn to succeed tho lalo Car
dinal Svampa, Ilia administration
of this office for seven years was
characterised, It Is rsld, by pru
dence and diplomacy. Ills conse
cration ns an archbishop was per
formed by Plus himself In the Sis;
tlno chapel, an honor so unusual
that It attracted world-wide atten
tion. Archbishop delta Cblcta was
mado n cardinal In May, 1914, less
than six month beforo mounting
tho tbrono of St. Peter's.
Ho took his ecclesiastical title
from Popo Ilenedlct XIV, one of
tho ablest pontiffs of the church,
who was born In Uologna on March
31, 1S7, and died on May 3, 17S8.
I'npirpoMlns; Physique
Ilenedlct XV's personal appear
ance hss been described as follews:
"A man physically Ill-favored, but
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gifted with groat Intolllgenca; short
of staluro, nacctlcally thin, with tho
right shouldor raised abovo tho left,
and giving one tho Impression of
uxlrnmo nervousness and wenkness
Hut when ho raised his head the
visitors Instinctively felt that they
wero In thn presence of a man
equipped with exceptional Intellect
ual powers nml energy. Ho re
minded onn of the noted poet, Leo
p.irdl, With an amplo brow, sur
rounded by coal black hair, black
eyeK, lively and penetrating, a Urge
mouth with thin tips full of ex
pression, tlm Popo conveyed tho Im
pression of a man of few friend
ships, hut theso most sincere, de
voted nml lasting."
Ml'fll CIIITI(-.i:i "HKX"
AT THU HTIIAXI) TOMOHT
Urllllanl screen artist that she Is,
Loulso Olaum never approached, nt
lenst In histrionic Impresjlrcnci, t!io
rharacterlinllon which sho Is to offer
nt the Strand tonight, according to
the Now York critic who hsve seen
"Sex', tho new J Parker Ilond. Jr
production, released by HodHnnn.
As Adrlrni - Itennult, lUnzllig but
terfly of the frivolity Itoof. Mis
ninum Is n sclntlllant. entrancing pic
ture, ns volatile, as radiant as llt
tan be In t'c wild r Ktjrrml Tories o'
Manhattan. Then, as a different Adrl
ennn, married, devolnl to her hus
band and itr homo shu glroi a tiolc-
nant Insight Into tlii heart or tbe
woman who I, destined to pay Mr
despoiling the happ.'nm of Cther by
thn destruction of her own castlo of
dreams Tho climax of "Sex" Is said
to be onn of tho most tremendous
scenes ever staged for !he film cam
era. In Miss Rlaum's supicrl appear
fascinating Irving Cummtnrs, Wil
liam Conklln. Myrtle Stcdmnn and
Peggy Penrce
The third of the series parlraylng
thn life of AI Jennings, tbo Reform
ed Tlnndlt. will he shown. This Is
made the morn Interesting In that
Jennings Is reported to hivo really
strnyed from the path nfttba Hvanr
list and Is ngaln n transgressor of
thn law Thcro will alto be a new
comedy.
Much of l.loyd Rcorge'i success Is
dun to his wisdom In living In an age
when there Is nobody to tako his
place. New York Kvenlng Telegram.
John Ilarleycorn wilt not give up
tho sip. Greenville Piedmont,
J i g-wl
KLAMATH
FLOWER SHOP
Kll MAIN' HTTtKET
PHONE SHO
Flowers for all Occasions
CHIROPRACTIC
Itemoves the Canse
Pressure on one or more
nerves at tbe point Indicated Is
the reason you don't gat well.
Chiropractic Adjustment re
rsmovo this pressure.
Drs. Mallett & MalleH
Underwood Wdg.
7th and Main Phone S39-J
Wortley's Taxi Service
PHONE 185
Ca. lnnmn and Hurry Wortley
Drltcr
At Waldorf Millard Parlorn
DR. H. J. WINTERS
Graduate and Stntn Registered
OPTICIAN
Nineteen years here In busluen
We grind and fit Glasses
Duplicate broken Glasses
lrompt SerTlco
Heat Equipped Optical 8tore In
Southern Oregon
714 Main Street
muUvjJflfa3tfr I
I WILL
TAKE OUT CELLARS
OR FlUi IN 1X)TB
Con Murphy
317 Mortimer HI., Phono 811-W
J
VUM SCHOOL OF HUPLAR
MUSIC
I have constructed through years
of experience the only course that
teaches you to play the piano by
Note aud by Ear In 10 to 20 les
sons', Write for particular!, 701'
11th street. Klamath ?s)li. Or.
Phone 3IT-R.
KLAMATH PORT No. I,
American Legion meets
!
i
In tbe basement ot the
new courthouse on Main
Street' on the first and
third Tuesdays of each month.
ttx-sorvlce men are Invited to at
tend the meeting.
Dr Fred Weslerfeld, Commander.
H. . (lets, Pott Adjutant and Re
lief i4 mpleymcat committee.
EAT at the
T ' V"
WHITE LUNCH
Home Cooking m Specialty
(HIM CO.V OAIINK
LlflNEHK NOODLWI
SUNDAY CTIICKEX DINNKIt 7c
I in SUIn Street
DR. C. A. RAMBO
Dentist
I. O. O. F. nulldlng
I'HONR 01
Excavating Teaming
Iet us make you a price on
digging that basement Or other
excavating you contemplate. We
also do team work of every de
scription. MONK 4C0-J
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
Finished Work
Flat Work
Rough Dry
'Tut Your Dud In Our Buds'
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Conger
- i
TAMALE PARLORS
Chinese Needles
Spanish Dishes
240 Main St
DR. J. G. GOBLE
OITOMETIU3T OPTICIAN
709 Mala. St. rhoswj 1SS-W
We (It and grind glasses, Dupli
cate broken lenses, repair frames.
FRED WESTERFELD
Dentist
Phono 4B4.W
X'UAY u.noK.Tomi
Looml rililg. Klamath Falls
Klamath Falls Plumbing
& Heating Co.
117lt MAIN ST. PHONE 348-W
G V. FISHER, M. D.
DISKAHKS OF THE EYE, EAR,
NOSE AND THROAT
Gtassra Fitted and Furnished
Phone 07 310 Main Street
DR. F. R. GODDARD
OSTEPOATHIO PHYSICIAN
AND SURGEON
Office and Residence Phone SSI
I. O. O. F. TEMPLE
E. D. LAMB
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Phone 17-W, 17-11
Room 1 and S, White Building
DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. Wisecarver
Phono 834
Dr. P. M. Noel
Phono 4
OVER UNDERWOOD'S
7th and Main St.
NEW BUICKS
For Hire
Phone 77
HYDROTHERAPY
Violet Ray Treatment and
Massage
DR. OLIVE WILSON
1038 Jefferson St. rbone 34S-J
PREMIUM DAIRY
OLDEST RETAIL DAIRY IN
KLAMATH FALLS
Ranch. 1'hoae mV9
OfCtce Phono. 4904
Klamath Lodge No. 137'
I. O. O. F.
Meat Friday nlltat of earJS ssk St
I.O.O.F. ball, tt and Mla (tra.
W. O. Wells Noalsi fsssS
J. H. Reed JUt
Nate Otterbeln . fsjaretsir
W. D. Cofsr....- ...Trrtr
nnAuna disusuarjasana;
Meets Tuesday night of aeli wMk.
J. V. DriWbsker...Chlef Patrhtrsk
S, It, Ttcdkey ....flenlor Wards
Claud Carpenter............Cbalalsi
N. D. Olnsbach Serlbsj
Nate Otterbeln .........Treasarr
COE'S AUTO SERVICE
iitnso.v, nuicK and
DODOK CAM
Coualry Trip, av HpylaJty
I'HONB ill
United Cigar Store
699 MAIN BTMVr
CARLIE'S TIRE SHOP
GAS
It
OILS
Sixth St 4c. Klamath Ave.
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
PHYHICIAX AND flUnORO.T
White BalldtesT
Office Phono J77-W Ilea. 177-B
Klamath Fails Oregom
L. D. GASS, M. D.
KYE, EAR. NOSH AND THKOAT
OliAHSRM FUILN1HHED
I. O. O. F. Bhlff. Phone 99W
Itooma 20a. SOS, 804
I2S Pine St. Phono
Dr. Gerald F. Warrea
DENTIST
Permanently located at DorrU, Cal.
Hpeclallst In
CROWN AND DRIDOE WORK
Price Reasonable. Work
Gnaraateed
PELICAN BAY BUS
FARE SSc E.CII WAY
1eares lVaven
Rex Cafe Pelican Ctij
7:43 a.ns. MiOOaJsi.
ia :43 p.m. t:oejss.
3:00 p.m. 8:S9b.bs.
RECKARD RENT SERVICJ: ;
Phono 77
V . J
Saw Mill Engineering sffc
Construction Co.
Designers and. Builders ot mod
ern nan- mills, planing mill aad
box plants. Dredging. PtlodrirUg
PnONE 4M-W
Office Corner Spring and Oak
Near 8. I. Depot
Klamath Falls Cyclery
We are here to serro you and
aim to serre you right. Motor
cycle and Bicycles, Parts and
Accessories, Tires and Tube that
will stand your Inspection, as' we
carry the best In our line. Re
pair shop in connection with
Harley-Davldson Service.
PHONE S7S
1010 Main St. Klamath Fall
C. E. 1IISMARK
DR. W. A. LEONARD
DENTIST
Hpeclallst in Extraction. Oral
Surgery and dUcaws of the
mouth. Room 10, orrr Golden
Hole Store. Phono 1S4-JT
DR. T. G CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
I. O. O. F. Building
Realdenro -42.1 Pine St.
Phone 1300 Re. Phone 30O-R
DR. G. A MASSEY
Fourth nnd Pine St.
IN WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL
Office Phone 407
Res. Phone 86-M
DR. L. L. TRUAX
WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL
Day Phone 407, Night Phono 305
J. C. CLEGHORN
CIVIL ENGINEER
AND SURVEYOR
Phone 103-J 183 8. Rlferatd
CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lois Bridges
Over First State Sarins. aUak
Suite 108 Phono 18SVJ
MADE IX" KLAMATH 9 '
ALFALFA ,MEAL,
For Sale1 ai Murphey' ' fm
Store, AndMSMNa'a Gwceta! JHs4
Nunset ,uroer.'
Mi
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