Pngo Throe THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON WKD.VE8DAY, JANUARY IB, II I The Office Cat tlV JUNIUS Thrifty IVIli-r l.lki I'hm V)ion mother nml Imr brood ntiirl iil for town (lip weather hih Hi rim I 'lilMKi mi nIiu illil not ki iuiiriliir'it In dun tltmt they ntitip'il off Hi" crowded l nil n "Have you c( nil Hi" umbrellas, Johnny?" wirn liur first iientlmi. "I should nity I hud " mild thn boy "I had tlircii when I nlurlnl unit now I'vo got five." HnvltiK Hint was fnlr und (nt nud forty, hul liu loved hla "little Mnmn." Klin had curia, hut nrtlllrlitl hn siild tlml was III thn name On her liumi 11 pair ol fosses; tin anld she wns not to Illume And aim limped hul o'r so itlxhdy, ho denied that alio wns lainn On hel upper lip u shadow. Rtl hn inndn liei change her name Thn aim had or attful lumper-- like n linrrluuie ll came. Ilu( In rpllii of nil lint defect) ho wna dippy ft r thn ilmno Him po Moaaed a nitty liankrnll -ilun't you think you'd do thn aaine Wo heard of n Klamath Pall land lord ynalnrday who voluntarily reduc rd thn rent on u home ten dollara a month hn rouMn'l (jet It rented at thn old price Tito JnnllorV Ijiinent A (hn Janitor pu!iei nleng lili mo All over thn flour the dual lo cop Hn pualiea It hern and puihea It than And ofllmea you may hear hln awear. "Them ruiii clmwnra!" For on thn floor hn uft flnda there A wawtl of gum mid matted hair, Which on one's ahoea It titlrka fo fair And I hat' thn rcaaou you'll hear hi It awrar "Them Hum chowera!" The aboVc pome ought to bn e Ing j'enctla on the htret corner h lacks a rotipln of feit Lady MarDuff. OreRii'i'a champion hen, lay thirty errs In thirty days I'oullry nntn. "ay on, MacDuff, mid damned In he who flrat cries hold, enough!" J. I. Willis says thn illlferunm he tweon n hlRlitirnw nnd u lowbrow I, Just a Utile cray matter A xrouch Is n illsensn liroiiRtit on man by tbliiklni; Ii" Is worsn off tliar hn really1 la, opines Harold Christy Tho alrl of today tuts morn back bono than tho Klrl of yealerdiiy at least alio aho h more of It llrla who alop around llio alreetr with Roloalit'N unbutloued uro prott) aura to rofloct their untidiness In the homo It they titer happen to liavr ono of their own. Our guess Is that what Mr. Wllior really has up hla nlcoo Is n chuckle Our Own Now Year' resolution to laugh heartily at all wu write Just by way of selling ' Knod example, Those profiteers In shoos ought tc be given u good Inclug, opines It, J Bhoels, Orlglniil ItcM'nrdi Professor of Anatomy- Ho iany vorlobrno nro thnro In tho hum an spinal column, Mr. Toddlor?" Mr, T, "I'o eountod sevontoen so far. Mohbn when tho now ballroom stylog come nut I'll find n fow more It Ciiicil Her Not n hundred miles from Klam ath Falls, rerontly, n wife lay very III. Having brought up u cloror orphan girl, tho sick wmiimi callod the young woman to her nnd snld' "I shall soon leave my lltlln child ren mothorloss, They know yon nn'' love you and nftor I urn none I wn-t you and my husband to murn " Tho young woman, liurntlni: Intr tears, seld: "Wo wore Juot talking nbout Unit." The wfo recovered. I'lill'iMipliy 1'ioni ii Joke. When n woman who wnH "hurnliiE up the road" on tbo boulovard wus overtakon by n traffic nfflcor and motioned to stop, alio Indignantly asked: "What "do you want with me?" "You were running forty utile itn ItBUr," aniwerod ttio tif(;or, "ny. pj'Im nn umf. wtiy( mv cer, I hnvnn'l linen out mi hour," nnld llio wo in II II, "do annul," nulil tlm officer "Tim! In ii imw (inn on inn," MERRILL A iin.'otliiR nt III ii cltliciig of Mor rill rommiililty wn hold In the I'nwliylqrlnn church Monday ovun Ink, nt which Unto (Inorfio J, Wal. Ion iiiulnlnuil In them (ho purpose of llin law enforcement Iciikuo out lined by I tin rornmlllon. K was urRiid upon nvnry kooi) rlllion (o nld In (tin enforcement of law nnd orilur, nml rnriln went distributed In tin sinned mill sent Into thn county lomnillton, .TTwMJh their veins and feeling brimful of life.and en votitiK wa m (hn Kovornnmnt cor- orgy, if they would only profit by the experience of nnr. Thm wero 27 rot.m cnat t N, Cmbii rarrleil thin aecllon hy n amall majority Mr and Mr. 0 (J. Mnrrlll spent I'lnnlnc. . (hn week nnd with Mr. Merrill's' parenta, Mr, and Mra, 0. II. Merrill. ! KoIIowIiik loiUu last Wednesday' .Millions of pcoplo lure not only n banquet wn served to which nil Odd Kellow mid their fumlllea worn Invited A turico crowd nut down , ., , , In thu Imniiuet room, and h delicious lunch waa aerved. Afterward thn ovenliiR wna spent In cards and other games A son waa horn to the wife of It, Dally Thursday, January 12th., Mnlhor nud aon doing nicely. Mr. Ilally la connected with the govern- ment work In Merrill, A pntlllon wna being circulated by some of the wuler uaem (o (ry! anii gei urn wninr raioa roaiicou for (ho coming year. Noodlesi to any (hey were havln no Iroublii n"1'olutclr " Reed unleas (hey ill netting signatures, Rest It properly When you suffer, Mr. and Mr. Wlenart and dnugh- '"'" IndlKentlon and other forma of terapn( Sunday In Klamalh Knlla. "lomnch (rouble, (bo food does you Mr. Wlrnart reconlly bought (he hnrm In'lcad of good, bocouso food Whllney placo northcait of Merrill. w,,lcl1 's '"'' ll"el lny In (ho Thore seems (o bo nn epldomlo, tmach and ferments, earning of colds going around. A number, ,aln"' w,'l"nK a '" stomach. 5f (ho school children havo bcen,,10f,"' of rclh. bad (aate In (bn llnciit (his last week ' 'oulh, dliilnew and many other Ilr. J. 0. Patterson wis culled lo 'Haugreeahle symptoms, If this eon Merrill during the week. dltlon Is permitted to run on for Mlas Dolan, who Is leaching at Umn I'lne, wss a Merrill visitor on 3undny Thn weather has been tho cold- nt or (hn year. It was around ero (his wenk, and wan reported, 10 degrees below (ho coldest night. Thn cold weather has tusdn skating rrry good, and that has boon en loyal by all. Thorn hnto been skat 'ng parties every night on (ho river. Tho Merrill and llonanta basket. all learns played Friday otcntng. In thu game by tho high school ?lr1 Merrill won by 10 to 2. The 'ilr'i school hoys' gama ended In A (In, ard five minutes longer was )lnnl Thn srnro was 20 to 21 in favor of llonanta. The Merrill 'own team wnn tho third game. KATIIKIt )K Wllli:i.KHH I IlKI'UHIM ltlCII (illT I'AltlH, Jan. It Professor llran ty. hn la regarded by Franco aa the father of w I ret cm telegraphy because his coherer mndo tho use of llrrzlan wsrcrt practicable, has, declined an offer of 30,000 francs made by the chamber of deputies.) This sum was voted toward tho up Veep of llranly's laboratory and to" nld his researches, aa tho profes-, sor's financial position was cnnsld-j tred anything bul easy. Professor Hranly wrolo "I ran-1 not put myself In the same rank aa I'aateur and I.amartlne, who wore.'! with every Justice, objects of Ihol tamo high favor. They nro too a;reat namea for mo lo bo compared with them." CountrleK would not bo so anxious n enter wur If It was operated on tho pay-us-) till enter plnn. Ashevlllo Times, 100 Men's F'lne Caps on sale at fftc K. K, K. Store. The Investor and the Income Tax A (14-paga hook devoted ex clusively to the Income Tax problems confronting the Investor or trader In' stocky and bonds. This book Is conclao writ ten In simple, understand able language contains lections of tbe Revenue Act of 1981 regulations ' and rulings of the Treasury De. Pbrtment findings of the United States Supreme Court carefully prepared by a firm of Certified Tubllo Accoun tants (N. Y.) all bearding on stock and bond transac tions1. It Is written In ques tion and answor form, Il lustrated with many specific eiumploj. It will be Issued In a convenient pocket ) and wll also Include sov ornl pugea of forma for list I iw our stock transactions. II Is thn book Investors It e M;ntril for. ears, and c vflll lii pleased to' vend lim'itors or traders a copy tylthout cost. McCall, Riley & Co. Mambers Consolidated Btoelt Exehaugo of Now York 20BrodSt, New York THIN FRAIL PEOPLE Y , SHOULO TAKE TANLAG Hundreds of Men and Women in Klamath Falls Appear to Be Physical Wrecks Simply Because Their Systems Arc Starving for Nourishment There arc hundreciH of thin, run-down, nervous men nnd women right hero in Klamath Falls who should be stronir. sturdy and vigorous, with rich, red blood tinclinc others all over the United I , , ,, , ,, , , iiimuit: iu uigc-ai, mi; iuuii t,ran relieved of thn moat ohatlnatn ,,, of ,yipep(,, .,. ndlKe,tlon ,,.... ,, . hy Tnnlnc after other remedies have '' ,,ul '"'" nu"urs of them "BY" reported u remarkable and rapid Incrcaao In weight and return normal health and atrrriKtli hy Ka uae '" rttCt- "" I'lH'iiomeiial Iiuvm been "' '" '" wUht by thin, frail , I'M-pIn through (ho ua of Tanlac "' "' temnrkablo preparation la now 'M Proclaimed everywhere " '" wnu uii in. Tu0 ''l Pcoplo eat does (horn un l"l"nlte porlod the entire sys- 0j00i00ffjjjUUj WRINKLES Are not always a sign of age. Some WISEneople wear Glasses, and. avoid them. aaa aaaH DON'T SQUINT. DR. J: G. 709 Main Street a'MaAsis-AssAsAsiiAsjsas)iA lake Yeast Vitamon Tablets to Supply Energy food Lacks Put .On ."Stay-There" Flash, Strengthen The Nerves, Clear Tho Skin and Invigorate Your Body inmi njnuumi iviai niw UA,fi irii vrandrrina why they remain so skinny PLt . flt.A l. l.m L- and UcUof In ratriy rrn thouih they sem 10 ci a 101, tnouiii uy tsiina two ol Mutin's tiny jcait VITAMON Tablets with their metis ami watch results. Msttln's VITAMON Tablata supply In hiUv roarrntratrU form a propsr dosa of tho hrtltb-cMne, body building viumlnes. You surely need to gt some of theoo precious itamines into -our system at once. Mastln's VITAMON Tablets mli nith ;vur food, help It to digctt and supply Just what your body Derdj to.lccd and nourish the shrunken tUjuM. the worn out oenej, tbs thin tloal snd the" starved brsla. ruuplci, lolU and lUn eruptions seem to vonl.h like marlo under this healthful Inxlporatltui ioflu toes. 'Mastln's ViTAM0,TM not cause cat or upeet the stoniach, but strengtliens the dlgvith e and Inlcjtlonl uuu neips to overcome even chronic constlpstlon. Be sure to re. SvStt' ,ne nn, ilods. Tablets vtast VJTAMIMS TAqui' r r Mailtos VItTA- sb Tiwrainss ia ins reoo. IB nrr nma suueiuuies ami imiia. cs; 7. TT.i.ni.. i "KViy.1 Vnn ..., M....I.,'. vn'ltinu1 sUMilcksHmlB. Cat what- States and Canada, and assist , , . . . , . , incy uui, uy Kinij)i,y timing it 3. (em becomes saturated with poi sons, tho patient becomes thin and palo and In time various complica tions are apt to result I Tunlac Is a powerful reconstruc tive tonic and quickly overcomes this condition hy aiding Nature to eliminate thn Impurities from the system In n natural way and enablo thn vltnl organs to properly per-' form their functions, That Is why It l called Nature's Medlclno. I In fact, thcro Is not n slnglo por tion of Die body that Is not benn-' filed by tho helpful action of Tan luc, which begins Us work hy stim ulating tho dlRcstlve and asslmlln-i tlvn orgnns, thereby enriching thn blood and Invigorating tho ontlro system. Next, It enables tho weak,. worn-out stomach to thoroughly ill gent Its food and convert tho nour ishing elements Into bone, blood and muscle. The result Is you feol strong, sturdy nnd well with tho proper amount of flesh, as Nature Intended. Tanlac and Tanlac Vegetable Tills urn sold by druggists everywhere Adv GET GLASSES GOBLE Phone 133-W WUX-FCD. YET STARVINO! Are Poalu'vely GuaraBteesl to Put Ob Fina Fkah. Clear the Sida aad Iacreat Energy When Takes WHk Every Meal or Moaey Back gli(o z )) aBBBBBBBBBBV f ry mal. DANCE AT MERRILL FRIDAY NIGHT, JAN. 20 Good Music by OKEH ORCHESTRA rPB DR. J. G. GOBLE OITOMKTIIMT OPTICIAN1 701) Main HI. Phono 133-W W fit and grind glasses, IJupll cato broken lenses, repair frames. HYDROTHERAPY Violet Hay Treatment and Maasago mi. emvi: wiijjox 1028 Jnfferaon Ht. I'hono 248-J E EAT T at the The White Lunch Home Conking A Speclnllr CIIIM CO.V CAIl.VK CIIINEHK NOODLES HU.MIAY CIIICKK.V DI.VNKft 7Sc 112a MA12? HTRKBT -"-" "riis-s-sTsrtrinjxnja-s NEW BUICKS for Hire I'hono. 77 DENTISTS Dr. E. G. Wtsecarrar PUOflfl SIM Dr. P. M. Noel rno.VB Ovs rJaiarRoiMl'a Tenth ud Hala Rtrerts SAMAMMAMMMnAMMWMWMaiBi E. D. LAMB PHYSICIAN AND HUKGEOX Phoata I7W 17R Room 1 aad S) White Balldlag Cold Weather Ceming: Let Us Replace Your Broken Glass E. C. STUCKEY llth and Pine Phone 477-W DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Officii and Residence Phones 321 I. O. O. F. Temple C. V. FlSH!iR,2M.D. DIHKA8GS OP THE EYE. EAR, NOSE AND TUROAT CLASHES FITTED AND FURNISHED I'hono 97 MO Main Street DR. GEIUI.O F. WARREN DENTIST Permenantly located at Dorrls, Cailf. SPECIALIST IX Crowns and Bridge Work Prices Reasonable. Guaranteed Work Check That Cold Right Away ASUDDU.V chill mcexes stuffy feeling It the l-.cul .mid jou ha-o the bcclniiinj: of n I.anl cold. Get right alter it. just ns roon as the snlfflcj start, with Dr. Kind's Nci- Dlsco'ri. Tor fifty cara a ttandan remedy for colu's, loughs and Grippe, There arc no harmful ilrugs, nothing but good, I raliue n'cdicincs, that gec right down to the trouble and help nature. You will soon notico a clnngo for tho tetter. Has a ionir:cim;, healing taste that the Mddic.3 like. Good for croupy cou.hs. All druggists, G0c. Dr. Kind's Ngv discovery For Colds and Coughs Plit"'nr,li7TmiFWo?nri.1any n man U n failure in Hisjnesi, many a woman in her home, Ktautc conitipa lion stores tip'nolsons that enervate end ilepreis, J)r. Kinu'j Pills mike bowels act ni'iir.illy. 25c. LreKinFma TAMALE PARLORS ! Chinese Needles Spanish Dishes 240 Main St V I NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Duds In Our Suds" PHONE 154 Corner Main and Confer Holliday Dairy Wholesale and Iteuil .raatnrixed Milk and Cream-. Phone 501-J. Excavating Teaming Let at make yon a prlca oa die line that basement, or other ox- eavatlns you coatemplat. Wo aUc do team work of eviy doerltloa Phone 426-J Ofllee Phono 177W Roa 177R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart PhyslrUn aad Sargvoa White natldlos Klamath rails Oregon VOCHATZER BROS. WELL nnn,LERH Oirs Us A Trial Phone 576-W. T" " i ii-h-i nnii i irinin.nriri.nj ajisjxruijjijxAAjaVai Coe's Auto Service Hudson, Buick, and! Uodge Cart Country Trip a Specialty niOXE IM United Cigar Store 9 MAIN BTREKT raTunn i si n ri iissi nrr "inrvi ininannanrijnnjnjiJUMi!. FIU.' BCUOOL OF POPCI-IR SIUBIO I have constructed thru years of experience the only eenrse thai leaches you to play the piano by r u its ana ur lau in 10 to zo les sons. Write for particulars, 701 lltb St., Klamath Kails. Ore. Phone 367R. Charlie's Tire Shop GAS and OILS .6th & Klamath Sts. L. D. GaM, M. D. ErB, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT aiiA88E8 FURNISHED I. O .0. F. Bids. Phone 91-W Rooms 203, 203, 204 Res. White Pelican Hotel. Phoaa 8 6th Street Bakery a (BETTER BREAD" 126 S 6th Street Klamath Falls Plumb ing &. Heating Co. 1178 MAIN BT. PHONE B4S-W PrAAWWWWWWWt DR. C. A. RAItaO DentUt L O. O. P. BaUMiai PHONH 1 firira! -i !"' Tr-i-ifsfi"as- iii-s-i -rrrsrrj'vvvvijvsj Picture Framing Stinson Photo Shop 7th ft Klamath FRED WESTERFELD DENTIST Phono 434W. X-Ray Labcrator Loomis Bld., aUajaaa sTaUa KLAMATH FLOWER SHOP 884 MAIN 8T1IKKT I'houa DID Fiuffwi for a) miflm x-uumai mra, Arimitm Klasiatfc Fort No. !.' Amorlcan Legion 'msWjjai in tho basement of tht now courthouse on Mla Street on tho first and third Tumlajs,, of each month, Kt-crvlco men nro Invited lo at tend tho meetings. Dr. Frod Wcsterfold, Commaadsr, U. K. (lets, Post Adjutant and R llef and Kmploymont eommlttei. , Premium Dairy Oldest Itetall Dairy la Tsvra Ranch Phono-22P2 Office Phono 490J WILL: Take ont Cellar or Pill la Lota CON MURPHY 517 Mortimer rH.,Phoo 54 LW S''lAAAAtWimwWWWW MADK IX KLAMATH Alfalfa Meal FOR SALE MURPIIY'fl FEED BTORB AMDERHON'8 OROCIRTKIUaV HUNHET OnOCERY Vita. h mnnv frrtrnmi --.- -i-,-,-,-n-rr-rw-l,-w,lulj .nr.i. l CHIROPRACTOR. Dr. Lola O. Bridge Orsr First StaU and SaTUigo.Bamk Bolte IOC Phone 10I-J ". O. CU-GHORN OIVIL NOINHBR AMD SURVBYOR Phune ltif ltl 8. RlvsraKe DR. L. L. TRUAX , WAHRBlf HTJHX 808PITA1 Day Pbosm, 4l7 Night P bom. SMr CHIROPRACTORS- Or. Herbert D. Mallett Dr. Oeo. E. Mallett Office over Underwood's 7th ft Main Phone Slt-J . Klamath Lodge No." 137 i. o. e: F. Meeta Friday nliht ot each week at I.O.O.F. hall, 5th and Main streets. W. C. Wells Nobis flnmA J. E. Seeds Vle OranI Nate Otterbeln Secretary W, D. Cofer. Treasurer EWAUNA ENCAMPMENT Meets Tuesdar nlcht or each ub. J.-V. Drewbaker Chief Patriarch S. R. Redkey. Sonlor Warden Claud Carpenter- Chaplala N. D. OInsbach. Rrrlha Nate Oltorbeln. -Treasurer ( " DR. a A. MASSEY roBrta Ml Ptae Ma. la Warrea Haat HoaaltaL OIL Phone 417 Ree. Pheae ltif V . DR. T. C. CAMPBELL PHXSICIAH AHD aVWssMNI LO.aV.34dl4aac FfeMfsM Realdeace 4aa Pima St. Phone aao-R. . Phone ItiJ DR. W. A, LBONARD Deetlet Specialist In Extractions. Oral Surnery and diseases ot the mouth Room 10 over Golden Rnla Klamath Falls Cyclery We are here to serve yon. aai . aim to serve yon rlcht- Motoreyslee and Bicycles, Parte and AeeascMas, Tires and Tubes, that will stmad yonr Inspection, aa we carry she beat In our lino. Repair shop a., coanectlon with Harlar-DaTldaaa Service. Pkoae ara ltl aUta St. KUaaath Pas C B. BISatARK, SAW MUX ENGINBERINS OOlfSTROOTION CO. Deatgaera aad ballden ol aseeV era aaw milts, plaalajr aatUe aad boi plaoU. DredflBg. Pile OHwimg. Office Center Sprlac aad Oak Near S. P. Depot PKUOAN BAT BUS, Pare if a each ,wajr Leers Rax Cafe LMvea Palieaa City 7:45 a.m. "r.eaajM; 11:48 . at. 1:09 2 av' S:00 p. m. BilO ;,., Mecaara weatBefrlas) 56-tf Fboae It QLQVER' MAKES- t . Your Watch. Keep , Time. , 5lMainSt; Mftmaui ram I.O mmmmmmmmmm 1 .,( -' MaV '-