Pngo Throe
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
WKD.VE8DAY, JANUARY IB, II
I The Office Cat
tlV JUNIUS
Thrifty IVIli-r l.lki I'hm
V)ion mother nml Imr brood ntiirl
iil for town (lip weather hih Hi rim I
'lilMKi mi nIiu illil not ki iuiiriliir'it
In dun tltmt they ntitip'il off Hi"
crowded l nil n
"Have you c( nil Hi" umbrellas,
Johnny?" wirn liur first iientlmi.
"I should nity I hud " mild thn boy
"I had tlircii when I nlurlnl unit now
I'vo got five."
HnvltiK
Hint was fnlr und (nt nud forty, hul
liu loved hla "little Mnmn." Klin had
curia, hut nrtlllrlitl hn siild tlml was
III thn name On her liumi 11 pair ol
fosses; tin anld she wns not to Illume
And aim limped hul o'r so itlxhdy,
ho denied that alio wns lainn On hel
upper lip u shadow. Rtl hn inndn liei
change her name Thn aim had or
attful lumper-- like n linrrluuie ll
came. Ilu( In rpllii of nil lint defect)
ho wna dippy ft r thn ilmno Him po
Moaaed a nitty liankrnll -ilun't you
think you'd do thn aaine
Wo heard of n Klamath Pall land
lord ynalnrday who voluntarily reduc
rd thn rent on u home ten dollara a
month hn rouMn'l (jet It rented at
thn old price
Tito JnnllorV Ijiinent
A (hn Janitor pu!iei nleng lili mo
All over thn flour the dual lo cop
Hn pualiea It hern and puihea It than
And ofllmea you may hear hln
awear.
"Them ruiii clmwnra!"
For on thn floor hn uft flnda there
A wawtl of gum mid matted hair,
Which on one's ahoea It titlrka fo
fair
And I hat' thn rcaaou you'll hear hi It
awrar
"Them Hum chowera!"
The aboVc pome ought to bn e
Ing j'enctla on the htret corner h
lacks a rotipln of feit
Lady MarDuff. OreRii'i'a champion
hen, lay thirty errs In thirty days
I'oullry nntn.
"ay on, MacDuff, mid damned In
he who flrat cries hold, enough!"
J. I. Willis says thn illlferunm he
tweon n hlRlitirnw nnd u lowbrow I,
Just a Utile cray matter
A xrouch Is n illsensn liroiiRtit on
man by tbliiklni; Ii" Is worsn off tliar
hn really1 la, opines Harold Christy
Tho alrl of today tuts morn back
bono than tho Klrl of yealerdiiy at
least alio aho h more of It
llrla who alop around llio alreetr
with Roloalit'N unbutloued uro prott)
aura to rofloct their untidiness In the
homo It they titer happen to liavr
ono of their own.
Our guess Is that what Mr. Wllior
really has up hla nlcoo Is n chuckle
Our Own Now Year' resolution
to laugh heartily at all wu write Just
by way of selling ' Knod example,
Those profiteers In shoos ought tc
be given u good Inclug, opines It, J
Bhoels,
Orlglniil ItcM'nrdi
Professor of Anatomy-
Ho
iany vorlobrno nro thnro In tho hum
an spinal column, Mr. Toddlor?"
Mr, T, "I'o eountod sevontoen
so far. Mohbn when tho now ballroom
stylog come nut I'll find n fow more
It Ciiicil Her
Not n hundred miles from Klam
ath Falls, rerontly, n wife lay
very III. Having brought up u cloror
orphan girl, tho sick wmiimi callod
the young woman to her nnd snld'
"I shall soon leave my lltlln child
ren mothorloss, They know yon nn''
love you and nftor I urn none I wn-t
you and my husband to murn "
Tho young woman, liurntlni: Intr
tears, seld:
"Wo wore Juot talking nbout Unit."
The wfo recovered.
I'lill'iMipliy 1'ioni ii Joke.
When n woman who wnH "hurnliiE
up the road" on tbo boulovard wus
overtakon by n traffic nfflcor and
motioned to stop, alio Indignantly
asked:
"What "do you want with me?"
"You were running forty utile itn
ItBUr," aniwerod ttio tif(;or,
"ny. pj'Im nn umf. wtiy( mv
cer, I hnvnn'l linen out mi hour," nnld
llio wo in II II,
"do annul," nulil tlm officer "Tim!
In ii imw (inn on inn,"
MERRILL
A iin.'otliiR nt III ii cltliciig of Mor
rill rommiililty wn hold In the
I'nwliylqrlnn church Monday ovun
Ink, nt which Unto (Inorfio J, Wal.
Ion iiiulnlnuil In them (ho purpose
of llin law enforcement Iciikuo out
lined by I tin rornmlllon. K was
urRiid upon nvnry kooi) rlllion (o
nld In (tin enforcement of law nnd
orilur, nml rnriln went distributed
In tin sinned mill sent Into thn
county lomnillton,
.TTwMJh their veins and feeling brimful of life.and en
votitiK wa m (hn Kovornnmnt cor- orgy, if they would only profit by the experience of
nnr. Thm wero 27 rot.m cnat t
N, Cmbii rarrleil thin aecllon hy n
amall majority
Mr and Mr. 0 (J. Mnrrlll spent I'lnnlnc. .
(hn week nnd with Mr. Merrill's'
parenta, Mr, and Mra, 0. II. Merrill. !
KoIIowIiik loiUu last Wednesday' .Millions of pcoplo lure not only
n banquet wn served to which nil
Odd Kellow mid their fumlllea worn
Invited A turico crowd nut down
, ., , ,
In thu Imniiuet room, and h delicious
lunch waa aerved. Afterward thn
ovenliiR wna spent In cards and
other games
A son waa horn to the wife of
It, Dally Thursday, January 12th.,
Mnlhor nud aon doing nicely. Mr.
Ilally la connected with the govern-
ment work In Merrill,
A pntlllon wna being circulated
by some of the wuler uaem (o (ry!
anii gei urn wninr raioa roaiicou
for (ho coming year. Noodlesi to
any (hey were havln no Iroublii n"1'olutclr " Reed unleas (hey ill
netting signatures, Rest It properly When you suffer,
Mr. and Mr. Wlenart and dnugh- '"'" IndlKentlon and other forma of
terapn( Sunday In Klamalh Knlla. "lomnch (rouble, (bo food does you
Mr. Wlrnart reconlly bought (he hnrm In'lcad of good, bocouso food
Whllney placo northcait of Merrill. w,,lcl1 's '"'' ll"el lny In (ho
Thore seems (o bo nn epldomlo, tmach and ferments, earning
of colds going around. A number, ,aln"' w,'l"nK a '" stomach.
5f (ho school children havo bcen,,10f,"' of rclh. bad (aate In (bn
llnciit (his last week ' 'oulh, dliilnew and many other
Ilr. J. 0. Patterson wis culled lo 'Haugreeahle symptoms, If this eon
Merrill during the week. dltlon Is permitted to run on for
Mlas Dolan, who Is leaching at
Umn I'lne, wss a Merrill visitor on
3undny
Thn weather has been tho cold-
nt or (hn year. It was around
ero (his wenk, and wan reported,
10 degrees below (ho coldest night.
Thn cold weather has tusdn skating
rrry good, and that has boon en
loyal by all. Thorn hnto been skat
'ng parties every night on (ho river.
Tho Merrill and llonanta basket.
all learns played Friday otcntng.
In thu game by tho high school
?lr1 Merrill won by 10 to 2. The
'ilr'i school hoys' gama ended In
A (In, ard five minutes longer was
)lnnl Thn srnro was 20 to 21
in favor of llonanta. The Merrill
'own team wnn tho third game.
KATIIKIt )K Wllli:i.KHH I
IlKI'UHIM ltlCII (illT
I'AltlH, Jan. It Professor llran
ty. hn la regarded by Franco aa
the father of w I ret cm telegraphy
because his coherer mndo tho use
of llrrzlan wsrcrt practicable, has,
declined an offer of 30,000 francs
made by the chamber of deputies.)
This sum was voted toward tho up
Veep of llranly's laboratory and to"
nld his researches, aa tho profes-,
sor's financial position was cnnsld-j
tred anything bul easy.
Professor Hranly wrolo "I ran-1
not put myself In the same rank aa
I'aateur and I.amartlne, who wore.'!
with every Justice, objects of Ihol
tamo high favor. They nro too
a;reat namea for mo lo bo compared
with them."
CountrleK would not bo so anxious
n enter wur If It was operated on
tho pay-us-) till enter plnn. Ashevlllo
Times,
100 Men's F'lne Caps on sale at
fftc K. K, K. Store.
The Investor
and the Income Tax
A (14-paga hook devoted ex
clusively to the Income Tax
problems confronting the
Investor or trader In' stocky
and bonds.
This book Is conclao writ
ten In simple, understand
able language contains
lections of tbe Revenue Act
of 1981 regulations ' and
rulings of the Treasury De.
Pbrtment findings of the
United States Supreme Court
carefully prepared by a firm
of Certified Tubllo Accoun
tants (N. Y.) all bearding
on stock and bond transac
tions1. It Is written In ques
tion and answor form, Il
lustrated with many specific
eiumploj. It will be Issued
In a convenient pocket )
and wll also Include sov
ornl pugea of forma for list
I iw our stock transactions.
II Is thn book Investors
It e M;ntril for. ears, and
c vflll lii pleased to' vend
lim'itors or traders a copy
tylthout cost.
McCall, Riley & Co.
Mambers Consolidated
Btoelt Exehaugo of Now York
20BrodSt, New York
THIN FRAIL PEOPLE Y
, SHOULO TAKE TANLAG
Hundreds of Men and Women in Klamath Falls Appear
to Be Physical Wrecks Simply Because Their
Systems Arc Starving for Nourishment
There arc hundreciH of thin, run-down, nervous men
nnd women right hero in Klamath Falls who should be
stronir. sturdy and vigorous, with rich, red blood tinclinc
others all over the United
I , , ,, , ,, , ,
iiimuit: iu uigc-ai, mi; iuuii
t,ran relieved of thn moat ohatlnatn
,,, of ,yipep(,, .,. ndlKe,tlon
,,.... ,, .
hy Tnnlnc after other remedies have
'' ,,ul '"'" nu"urs of them
"BY" reported u remarkable and
rapid Incrcaao In weight and return
normal health and atrrriKtli hy
Ka uae
'" rttCt- "" I'lH'iiomeiial Iiuvm been
"' '" '" wUht by thin, frail
, I'M-pIn through (ho ua of Tanlac
"' "' temnrkablo preparation la
now 'M Proclaimed everywhere
" '" wnu uii in.
Tu0 ''l Pcoplo eat does (horn
un l"l"nlte porlod the entire sys-
0j00i00ffjjjUUj
WRINKLES
Are not always a sign of age. Some WISEneople
wear Glasses, and. avoid them.
aaa aaaH
DON'T SQUINT.
DR. J: G.
709 Main Street
a'MaAsis-AssAsAsiiAsjsas)iA
lake Yeast Vitamon
Tablets to Supply
Energy food Lacks
Put .On ."Stay-There" Flash, Strengthen The Nerves,
Clear Tho Skin and Invigorate Your Body
inmi njnuumi iviai niw UA,fi irii
vrandrrina why they remain so skinny
PLt . flt.A l. l.m L-
and UcUof In ratriy rrn thouih they
sem 10 ci a 101, tnouiii uy tsiina two
ol Mutin's tiny jcait VITAMON
Tablets with their metis ami watch
results. Msttln's VITAMON Tablata
supply In hiUv roarrntratrU form a
propsr dosa of tho hrtltb-cMne, body
building viumlnes. You surely need to
gt some of theoo precious itamines
into -our system at once. Mastln's
VITAMON Tablets mli nith ;vur
food, help It to digctt and supply Just
what your body Derdj to.lccd and
nourish the shrunken tUjuM. the worn
out oenej, tbs thin tloal snd the"
starved brsla. ruuplci, lolU and lUn
eruptions seem to vonl.h like marlo
under this healthful Inxlporatltui ioflu
toes. 'Mastln's ViTAM0,TM not
cause cat or upeet the stoniach, but
strengtliens the dlgvith e and Inlcjtlonl
uuu neips to overcome even
chronic constlpstlon. Be sure to re.
SvStt' ,ne nn,
ilods.
Tablets
vtast
VJTAMIMS
TAqui'
r
r Mailtos VItTA- sb Tiwrainss ia ins reoo. IB nrr
nma suueiuuies ami imiia. cs; 7. TT.i.ni.. i "KViy.1
Vnn ..., M....I.,'. vn'ltinu1 sUMilcksHmlB. Cat what-
States and Canada, and assist
, , . . . , . ,
incy uui, uy Kinij)i,y timing
it 3.
(em becomes saturated with poi
sons, tho patient becomes thin and
palo and In time various complica
tions are apt to result I
Tunlac Is a powerful reconstruc
tive tonic and quickly overcomes
this condition hy aiding Nature to
eliminate thn Impurities from the
system In n natural way and enablo
thn vltnl organs to properly per-'
form their functions, That Is why
It l called Nature's Medlclno. I
In fact, thcro Is not n slnglo por
tion of Die body that Is not benn-'
filed by tho helpful action of Tan
luc, which begins Us work hy stim
ulating tho dlRcstlve and asslmlln-i
tlvn orgnns, thereby enriching thn
blood and Invigorating tho ontlro
system. Next, It enables tho weak,.
worn-out stomach to thoroughly ill
gent Its food and convert tho nour
ishing elements Into bone, blood
and muscle. The result Is you feol
strong, sturdy nnd well with tho
proper amount of flesh, as Nature
Intended.
Tanlac and Tanlac Vegetable Tills
urn sold by druggists everywhere
Adv
GET GLASSES
GOBLE
Phone 133-W
WUX-FCD. YET STARVINO!
Are Poalu'vely GuaraBteesl
to Put Ob Fina Fkah.
Clear the Sida aad Iacreat
Energy When Takes WHk
Every Meal or Moaey Back
gli(o z ))
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f ry mal.
DANCE
AT MERRILL
FRIDAY NIGHT, JAN. 20
Good Music by
OKEH ORCHESTRA
rPB
DR. J. G. GOBLE
OITOMKTIIMT OPTICIAN1
701) Main HI. Phono 133-W
W fit and grind glasses, IJupll
cato broken lenses, repair frames.
HYDROTHERAPY
Violet Hay Treatment and
Maasago
mi. emvi: wiijjox
1028 Jnfferaon Ht. I'hono 248-J
E
EAT
T
at the
The White Lunch
Home Conking
A Speclnllr
CIIIM CO.V CAIl.VK
CIIINEHK NOODLES
HU.MIAY
CIIICKK.V DI.VNKft 7Sc
112a MA12? HTRKBT
-"-" "riis-s-sTsrtrinjxnja-s
NEW BUICKS
for Hire
I'hono. 77
DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. Wtsecarrar
PUOflfl SIM
Dr. P. M. Noel
rno.VB
Ovs rJaiarRoiMl'a
Tenth ud Hala Rtrerts
SAMAMMAMMMnAMMWMWMaiBi
E. D. LAMB
PHYSICIAN AND HUKGEOX
Phoata I7W
17R
Room 1 aad S)
White Balldlag
Cold Weather
Ceming:
Let Us Replace Your
Broken Glass
E. C. STUCKEY
llth and Pine
Phone 477-W
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Officii and Residence
Phones 321
I. O. O. F. Temple
C. V. FlSH!iR,2M.D.
DIHKA8GS OP THE EYE.
EAR, NOSE AND TUROAT
CLASHES FITTED AND
FURNISHED
I'hono 97 MO Main Street
DR. GEIUI.O F. WARREN
DENTIST
Permenantly located at
Dorrls, Cailf.
SPECIALIST IX Crowns
and Bridge Work
Prices Reasonable.
Guaranteed
Work
Check That Cold
Right Away
ASUDDU.V chill mcexes stuffy
feeling It the l-.cul .mid jou ha-o
the bcclniiinj: of n I.anl cold. Get
right alter it. just ns roon as the snlfflcj
start, with Dr. Kind's Nci- Dlsco'ri.
Tor fifty cara a ttandan remedy
for colu's, loughs and Grippe,
There arc no harmful ilrugs, nothing
but good, I raliue n'cdicincs, that gec
right down to the trouble and help
nature.
You will soon notico a clnngo for tho
tetter. Has a ionir:cim;, healing
taste that the Mddic.3 like. Good
for croupy cou.hs. All druggists, G0c.
Dr. Kind's
Ngv discovery
For Colds and Coughs
Plit"'nr,li7TmiFWo?nri.1any
n man U n failure in Hisjnesi, many a
woman in her home, Ktautc conitipa
lion stores tip'nolsons that enervate
end ilepreis, J)r. Kinu'j Pills mike
bowels act ni'iir.illy. 25c.
LreKinFma
TAMALE PARLORS
! Chinese Needles
Spanish Dishes
240 Main St
V I
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duds
In Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Confer
Holliday Dairy
Wholesale and Iteuil
.raatnrixed Milk and Cream-.
Phone 501-J.
Excavating
Teaming
Let at make yon a prlca oa die
line that basement, or other ox-
eavatlns you coatemplat. Wo aUc
do team work of eviy doerltloa
Phone 426-J
Ofllee Phono 177W Roa 177R
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
PhyslrUn aad Sargvoa
White natldlos
Klamath rails Oregon
VOCHATZER BROS.
WELL nnn,LERH
Oirs Us A Trial
Phone 576-W.
T" " i ii-h-i nnii i irinin.nriri.nj ajisjxruijjijxAAjaVai
Coe's Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and!
Uodge Cart
Country Trip a
Specialty
niOXE IM
United Cigar Store
9 MAIN BTREKT
raTunn i si n ri iissi nrr "inrvi ininannanrijnnjnjiJUMi!.
FIU.' BCUOOL OF POPCI-IR
SIUBIO
I have constructed thru years of
experience the only eenrse thai
leaches you to play the piano by
r u its ana ur lau in 10 to zo les
sons. Write for particulars, 701 lltb
St., Klamath Kails. Ore. Phone 367R.
Charlie's Tire Shop
GAS and
OILS
.6th & Klamath Sts.
L. D. GaM, M. D.
ErB, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT
aiiA88E8 FURNISHED
I. O .0. F. Bids. Phone 91-W
Rooms 203, 203, 204
Res. White Pelican Hotel. Phoaa 8
6th Street Bakery
a
(BETTER
BREAD"
126 S 6th Street
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing &. Heating Co.
1178 MAIN BT. PHONE B4S-W
PrAAWWWWWWWt
DR. C. A. RAItaO
DentUt
L O. O. P. BaUMiai
PHONH 1
firira! -i !"' Tr-i-ifsfi"as- iii-s-i -rrrsrrj'vvvvijvsj
Picture Framing
Stinson Photo Shop
7th ft Klamath
FRED WESTERFELD
DENTIST
Phono 434W.
X-Ray Labcrator
Loomis Bld., aUajaaa sTaUa
KLAMATH
FLOWER SHOP
884 MAIN 8T1IKKT
I'houa DID
Fiuffwi for a) miflm
x-uumai mra, Arimitm
Klasiatfc Fort No. !.'
Amorlcan Legion 'msWjjai
in tho basement of tht
now courthouse on Mla
Street on tho first and third Tumlajs,,
of each month,
Kt-crvlco men nro Invited lo at
tend tho meetings.
Dr. Frod Wcsterfold, Commaadsr,
U. K. (lets, Post Adjutant and R
llef and Kmploymont eommlttei. ,
Premium Dairy
Oldest Itetall Dairy la Tsvra
Ranch Phono-22P2
Office Phono 490J
WILL:
Take ont Cellar or Pill la Lota
CON MURPHY
517 Mortimer rH.,Phoo 54 LW
S''lAAAAtWimwWWWW
MADK IX KLAMATH
Alfalfa Meal
FOR SALE
MURPIIY'fl FEED BTORB
AMDERHON'8 OROCIRTKIUaV
HUNHET OnOCERY
Vita. h mnnv frrtrnmi
--.- -i-,-,-,-n-rr-rw-l,-w,lulj .nr.i. l
CHIROPRACTOR.
Dr. Lola O. Bridge
Orsr First StaU and SaTUigo.Bamk
Bolte IOC Phone 10I-J
". O. CU-GHORN
OIVIL NOINHBR AMD
SURVBYOR
Phune ltif ltl 8. RlvsraKe
DR. L. L. TRUAX ,
WAHRBlf HTJHX 808PITA1
Day Pbosm, 4l7 Night P bom. SMr
CHIROPRACTORS-
Or. Herbert D. Mallett
Dr. Oeo. E. Mallett
Office over Underwood's
7th ft Main Phone Slt-J .
Klamath Lodge No." 137
i. o. e: F.
Meeta Friday nliht ot each week at
I.O.O.F. hall, 5th and Main streets.
W. C. Wells Nobis flnmA
J. E. Seeds Vle OranI
Nate Otterbeln Secretary
W, D. Cofer. Treasurer
EWAUNA ENCAMPMENT
Meets Tuesdar nlcht or each ub.
J.-V. Drewbaker Chief Patriarch
S. R. Redkey. Sonlor Warden
Claud Carpenter- Chaplala
N. D. OInsbach. Rrrlha
Nate Oltorbeln.
-Treasurer
( "
DR. a A. MASSEY
roBrta Ml Ptae Ma.
la Warrea Haat HoaaltaL
OIL Phone 417 Ree. Pheae ltif
V .
DR. T. C. CAMPBELL
PHXSICIAH AHD aVWssMNI
LO.aV.34dl4aac
FfeMfsM
Realdeace 4aa Pima St.
Phone aao-R. .
Phone ItiJ
DR. W. A, LBONARD
Deetlet
Specialist In Extractions. Oral
Surnery and diseases ot the
mouth
Room 10 over Golden Rnla
Klamath Falls Cyclery
We are here to serve yon. aai .
aim to serve yon rlcht- Motoreyslee
and Bicycles, Parte and AeeascMas,
Tires and Tubes, that will stmad
yonr Inspection, aa we carry she
beat In our lino. Repair shop a.,
coanectlon with Harlar-DaTldaaa
Service.
Pkoae ara
ltl aUta St. KUaaath Pas
C B. BISatARK,
SAW MUX ENGINBERINS
OOlfSTROOTION CO.
Deatgaera aad ballden ol aseeV
era aaw milts, plaalajr aatUe aad
boi plaoU. DredflBg. Pile OHwimg.
Office Center Sprlac aad Oak
Near S. P. Depot
PKUOAN BAT BUS,
Pare if a each ,wajr
Leers Rax Cafe LMvea Palieaa City
7:45 a.m. "r.eaajM;
11:48 . at. 1:09 2 av'
S:00 p. m. BilO ;,.,
Mecaara weatBefrlas)
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