I i;
2
iiiidav, -lANUAitv in, lima
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
Page
BH
KVK9KSmLK
The Office Cat
IIV JUMUH
i.nhuii: Nii'ir
III IiiiIIiIIiik n ruliililll,
'III 11 uirl UiiiI'n IuiikIi
Im wrllliiK llii' Ilrnl
Few linen Dnlnff;
It's oasy wlimi wire
You're mi tlin vn
Kit wo'll milkn thin tin
l'nr it ntttrl Imlay.
It. I! Wrlajii knrs Milk ulnck-
liiH, urn llkn money. When limy
urn KOlin tlicy urn r.one Isn't Hint
o, xlrU?
Mllilri'il 'llirnnlii'r says t tut only
wuy mother en n (Iml lior Klnsnri
In to search Hi" witlrii house.
Tin- clime up miiy Im ull right
In the movies, Iml It In riitlior tt In.
tri'nnliiK when ilillrl In Dm fac
tories. Tlin mmi In iiilti'Ko wlin writes
lilit (oIIht Hint lu In liiirnlni; inlit
lilKtit nil doesn't mill Hint It la
runtlnr. Iilm 30 tents a Knllun nnw,
ftnricU'i W. (' Kiell.
H.l! H.VII!
Here linn tlin lmily of old Jim
.Moore,
Hi drunk I limit! Ilrnvr lli.it liml a
.kick.
Tim brim Im ilrnnk mii iiiltn Im
pure It blew hi in up. n ilorii mean
trlrk.
lUirti huprrl'Mi'mlriit
"Anil your son?"
"Wa Imrn to ln it superintend
out?"
"Ilrli?"
"Iln nnvr Rets ttroil nf watching
other people work."
Now (lint tlin United Htntrs hut
flashleas, smokeless .noiseless, Kim
powder, this war thins nuKht to
Uilol dim n a little.
Cannot Iln Ton Ktpllilt
llarhelor will nli.ir.. apartniont,
steam lirat, elect rlr llnlil. men
only. Chelsea. lir.19 Adrcrtlsn.
menl In tlin New York Tlmrn.
i'emi:
I raiinut sIiik
Tlin latest thhiK. ,
Perhaps my olrn luckn tnnn
To get along
With modern song
You nnnil n lUPKaphniM'
Thirteen person,, worn purolcd
from u prison by tlin Korornor of
IikIIuiiu. That'll un unlucky num
ber for tliunn lin fHllml to net
iarolir.
If th urn were no optimists Hi ore
wouldn't do any pessimists, says
O. M. Hector.
Oillilonr sports took. RODll to
most Rlrls nnpei tally If they uro
handsome, says Hob .Sloan.
I.ouln (Inrher Hn)H tho iiiilnmo
lillo fad of rncliiR trains to
crosslnc U Krailunlly ilylnR nut n
also nro tlin follows who do tbn
driving.
SPECIAL GROCERY SALE
SCHUBERT'S
910 MAIN STREET
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
A SAMPLE PRICE
Borden's Eagb Brand Condensed Milk
One Can . 25c Three for 70c
Everything else for the rale on Friday and Sat
urday is priced in proportion, and you can depend
on saving fully TWENTY-FIVE PER CENT on all
you purchase, including:
Canned Goods, Pastry Goods, Coffee, Laundry Soap
and everything else. Wo have the goods, and we
want you to have them.
Remember Friday and Saturday
SCHUBERT'S GROCERY
910 MAIN
MOTIIKU IH UONI)l!ltlNCi
"Mnniinn ,1'vu nut n hwoothnnrt,"
uiclnliiii'il Curl, u Iml nf suven, onn
nvmiliiK mi liln rnlurii from school,
"Anil nlm In pretty loo."
Aflnr several niomenlM of
tliMiKlitful CMimliliirntlon of Hm
subject, ha asked! "Mutlinr, whim
wo Rroiv up, iln Hm hoy marry
tlin KlrU lieruunn I liny aru prntty,
or Jllnt liticaunn lliey arn nood llkn
you when papa married you 7"
Anil mother In wondorlnK.
In h nmnll town, mi liupurl.iiit
cltlion In any niun who holiln u fnw
lilorlKnuen,
I
Mrs, W'nllaco; "Noru, wan Hm
butcher Impudent .aniilti when you
Inloplioiii'it your order thin luurn
IhkT" Neru: "Hliure, but 01 fixed Iilm
thin tultiln, (II not, 'Who Hm hell
do yox fink ynr tnlklli In--this li(
Mm. Wnllncn'."
Out on Hm ulr thn cry ruiiK wild
Mwllrhninn, nwltrhninii, im my
i hllil.
Iln Hire,' Hip nwllch In I ho lint of
a lid,
Killed nlnhly people, but nnvi'il tlin
klil. '
(Thin ropy submitted by our
Treasurer. To nam tlin pay check
w had to run It.)
John Imd been to n nluK dinner,
nnil hln wlfu Insisted on knowing
about It. '
"Willi, Im nalil, "nun odd thing
happened. Illll Jaiurn got up ami
left thn Inhle when a fellow told a
ntnry Hint was very iiinllonnbn "
Kalil wlfln. "How noble of Illll.
Hut what wni thn story, John?" '
ll "Hny, Hint friend nf yourir
from Oklahoma In thn r.reaet
soup eater I over ."
She "How's that?"
"Well, I'm nrvn noup nlphmird
anil Karriled. but lie's the first one
I over taw who yodelnd It"
All CAT .. hr
lllnck Hand Letter "(live us a
IhmiMnd dollar, or will kill
jour wife."
The answer "I haven't the
thn thousand, but I'm Interested In
your proportion anyway"
From i Country Xewi'r
FOIl HAI.K Second hand monu
ment. Great Imrgsln for family
by thn name, of Vanilerkerbergen-
dendortrump.
"Father, do you know what In a
coloind man's heaven?"
"k'o, son, I don't "
' A I'alr-o-dlce, father "
INDIAN LAND HAI.K
A su.elnl at In it m faaW Iriritltn I
tcitinv ntn on thn KUniKtb llraenrntlon
will uo nam l Kiftmam Annncj-. urn
nt Mt laitnarv fi. 10?? Thmit 111
lotments Include wild hay lund, grnx.
lug lanu. rarm lanu, reciaimeu marsn
land and timber land Thn appraised
valuations range from H 00.00 to
tKKh? flu tnr fineli liniment nf 1C0.
acres. These lands ant situateu near
the Klamnih Marsn, nyran aiarsn.
Wtlllnnisnn lttvpr RtlrAMUft Hlvnrsnd
In the Modoc Point Marsh section.
. , I f nlnpnllllntl run lin nlllalnnil
by calling upon or writing lo Super-
'Utenilelil waiter u wesi, iiamnin
Srnurv Orevnn
Jan. S.10-l3-17-20-:4
Heteral nrtr Upright l'lauos nt.
very spt'clal prices anil tenus tn
rloso llient out. At Earl Hlicplicnl
Co., ilurlng two weeks only. I
7lSanilSa5aSHaWC'
w'H 'ate 'isVsBsaiBBaW
Public Is Amazed at
Continued Enormous
Demand for Tanlac
People All Over America
Want to Know What Is
Behind the Phenomenal
Succcbh of This Prepara
tion That Makes It tho
World's Greatest Tonic.
Day uftnr day tlin iiuoillon Is being
ankid nil over tbn t'nltril Htaten and
Cnniiiln' What In thu reasons for thr
phenomenal suricnn of Tanlai? Whj
do wn hear no iniirli about It? and,
Why do Tanlac nalnn keep Incronnlng
uvery )nnr, when other medlrlnes
nentn to have u nhnrt-llveil popularity
mid ara then forgotten?
Thu answer In simple inough The
test of tlmn ban proven to poople all I
over thn American continent that;
Tmilac ulwaya produces most gratl-
tying renultn mid Hint tho romurknbln
relief It brings spniiin to ba mora
pnrinaiienl than ever before believed
possible,
Tens of Ihounandn of persons,,
tverywliem, who took It when It wan I
flrnt Introduced nix years ago, report I
that they urn still enjoylyg excellent
health and million, of American I
homes uro now using Tmilac as the
family medicine after trying It out
thoroughly and proclaim It tho
World's (I rent ml Tonic
Thnusunds of men and women of
ull ages and In ull walks of life of
lilted with ntomach, liver and dis
order, somo of them of long stand
ing, as well as thousands of weak,
thin, norvoun men mid women ap
parently on the verge of rollnpse have
testified publicly Hint they bnva
been fully restored to their normal
health, strength and weight by It
use
Ktlll others, who seemed fairly
well, yet who suffered with Indiges
tion, headaches, shortness of breath,
illtiy spells, sour gassy stomach, coat
ed tongues, foulness of breath, consti
pation, bad complexion, loss of appo
tile, sleeplessness at night and terri
bly dejected, depressed feelings, stale
GRAND CENTRAL
PUBLIC MARKET
Phone 169-W 9th and Klamath Ave.
All Your Money remains in Klamath County when
You Trade with U
ALL KINDS PRODUCE
ALL KINDS FRESH MEATS
ALL KINDS APPLES
(Our Best Apples are now $1.75 box)
ALL KINDS CANNED FRUITS & JELLIES
WHIPPING CREAM I
18c for Half Pint.
35c for One Pint
70c for One Quart.
"From Producer
6 special m
PRICES FOR
SATURDAY
Choicest of Beef, Pork, Mutton, Veal
and Corned Beef
HAMS AND BACON
THE BEST ONLY
Fresh Eastern Sealshipt Oysters
and Mince Meat
INDEPENDENT MARKET
U30 m Street
that they have been entirely relieved
of theno dlstrennlng symptoms and
roslornd to hnnlth mid hnpplness by
taking Tanlae,
Tanlac has novor lioeil mlverllned
an a euro-all or thai It would perform
unheard-of wonders. Tbn advertising
has beon cleun, straightforward and
conservative. Actual facts and fig
ures have bonn stated and stated In
a true, buslness-llko way Hint has
commanded tho confldcnro of all In
the cnnscrvatlvo claims set forth.
Tho enormous demand for Tmilac
Is duo to merit alone, for no amount
of advertising would continue to soil
any article, that docs not possess real
merit. Unless full valuo underlays tho
article, advertised, Hm advertising
will ultimately fall of Iln own weight
"You can fool some of thn people
somo of tho time, but you can't fool
all tho peopla alt of thn time."
Tanlac has been well advertised, It
Is true, but such a largo and rapidly
growing demand could not bo
brought about by advcrtlslDg nloue
It Is what thn people themselves any
that counts. Ono bottle of Tanlac Is
sold In a neighborhood through ad
vertising, but ton morn ara sold In
that same community ns a result or
the sale of that first boltlo and that
Is why Tmilac lias succeeded I'copln
nrc nlwnyn willing ta.lnlk about their
ailments, but they are moro tlmn
glad to tell others of thn medicine
thnt helped them. It In something
they could not keep to themselves If
they tried, for tho Impulse to sym
pathlfn with jour fellow-man and
want to help him Is one of tho
strongest, as well as onn of thn big
gest, thlngn'ln human nature
That Is tho reason why the people
of nrty section of thn fulled States
and Canada, have, come to speak of
Tanlac as tho World's Greatest Tonic.
And that Is the reason why the de
mand for tlilg remnrkublo medicine
has grown to such proportions that
It Is almost Impossible to keep deal
ers supplied.
Tanlac and Tanlnc Vegetable Tills
nro sold by druggists everywhere
Adv
WHOLE BULK MILK
8c Quart
FRESH RANCH EGGS
15c per Dozen
to Consumer"
Phone 54J
Ulir
- -- Bl
TWO KDIHO.V I'llOXOORAFHH
No reasonable rnsli offer rrfdsod
iliiriiift two weeks only, KAIUj
hiii:i'IIi:hii co.
ns'1nMsS'Mss'
E
EAT
T
at the '
The White Lunch
Horns Cooking
A KdcUUf
CIIIM COX OAaWB
(iriNEHE NOODLC
HU.NDAY
CIIIC'KKN DINNKIl 7Kc
ii23 mai.i rrnuarr
000r00V
DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. WisecarTM
mora mm
Dr. P. M. Noel
FBOlfS 4
Ore UaflerwoosV
KeremU ji4 Mala BttmU
Wi.iwwwvvw'iiwiiMiinwwniaBaawasissn
E. D. LAMB
PHTHICIAN AND Sl'KGKO
t'bonea 17W
1711
Room t Aad B
Wlilt BaUdlxtg
C. V. FISHHR, M.D.
DI8KAHES OP TIIE EYE.
EAlt, NOSE AKD TUKOAT
OLAHHEH FITTKD AND
FUUM8IIKU
rttone 07 nto Main StrsMt
FRED WESTERFELD
DENTIST
Phone 434W.
X-Ray Lstborataf
Bid.. aUaau raBa
DR. GBR.U.D V. WARREN
. DENTIST
rermenantljr located at
DorrU. Calif.
fil'KCIALIST IK Crown
and Uridgo Work
Prices Reasonable. Work
Guaranteed
Picture Framing
Stinson Photo Shop
7th Klamath
NEW BUICKS
for Hire
Phone 77
KLAMATH
FLOWER SHOP
8JI4 MAIN HTREKT
Phono 380
Flowers for ull occasions.
Cold Weather
Ceming:
Let Us Replace Your
Broken Glass
E. C. STUCKEY
Uth and Pine
Phone 47 7-W
naVsaaaafWssPsssssAa
MAUI? IN KI.AMA1U
Alfalfa Meal
FOR HALi:
MURI'HY'8 ii:iu bteiu:
ANDERSON'S GROCETERIA
SUNBKT GROCERY
MT i.v nAitnv TKLPonn
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon .
Officii and Residence
Phonea 381
I, 0. 0. F, Temple
j. o. cLEationnr
CIVIL, ENOINEEIt AND
BUnVBYOR
Phone 19JJ 111 8. nirsrslcU
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert D. Mallett
Dr. Geo. E. Mallett
Office over Underwood's
7th Main Phone SI-J
DR. G. A. MASSEY
rovtta an Pta sMt.
In Warrsn Hant HotplUl
OK. Pbona 47 Raa. Phona flat
VOCHATZER BROS.
WKI.L DRILLKItH
aire Us A Trlsl
Phone 576-W.
kWVSwassKvBSBssMBBsSiapsaSkaAiMsAsaMpM
Coe'a Auto Service
Hudson. Buick, and
Dodge Cart
Country Trips a
Specialty
PBOKK IM
United Cigar Store
6M MAIN STRUCT
JJXAsrJ" mmmmmmmmm m. m. f,-,
Office Pbone 177W Ree 177R
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Pfcjaletaa and Sargaom
White Balldlag
Klamath Fall Oregoa
GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time.
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
FILZ SCHOOL OF POPULAR
MUSIC
I have constructed thru yean of
experience tne only course that
teaches yon to play the piano by
NOTE and by EAR In 10 to SO les
sons. Write for particulars, 701 lltb
8t., Klamath Vails. Oro. Pbone SS7R
i i i .
Charlie's Tire Shop
GAS and
OILS
6th & Klamath Sti.
L. D. Gait, M. D.
KYB, EAR. NOSH AND THROAT
aLASSRS FCRM8HKD
I. O .0. P. Bids. Phone -W
Rooms 20S, 203, 20
Ree. White Pelican Hotel. Pbone o
6th Street Bakery
a
BETTER
BREAD"
126 S 6th Street
WVWnn
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert B. Mallett
Dr. Geo, E. Mallett
Office ore? Underwood's
7th A Main. Phone ES(-J.
Sj
Holliday Dairy
Wholesale and Retail
..l'asturized Milk and Cream-
, Phone 501-J.
fWWWWWW
DR. O. A. RAMBO
Dentist
I. O. O. P. BalMUa
j PHONE at
stAfirris-r-si'i,l ' "aainaa
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
EX-aWRVICB KXN, ATraumon'
0KUmtn Pot No. 1,
American Legion kmM
In the linsoment of the
now courthouse on Mahi
Street on the first and third Tmsdart
of each month,
Ex-servlco men nro lnTlt4 te at
tend the moetlncs.
Dr. Fred Wcsterfetd, Comraiier.
If. B. Oots. Post Adjutant and Rt
llef and Kmplormant committee,
Premium Dairy
Ohlest Retail Dairy fat Xtowa
Ranch Phone 22F2
Office Phono 490-J
Excavating
Teaming
Let make you a price oa dlf
ting that basement, or ether e
eatatlne ion eoitemnlate. Wo ai
do team work ot eterr desrltle.
Phone 426-J
WILL .
Take oat Cellar or FIU la Lota
CON MURPHY
517 Mortimer Bt, Phone 541-W
DULL TRUAX
WARREN HUNT HOflPITAL
Day Phoae, 497 Nlh rboae, M
CHIROPRACTOR I
Dr. Lola O. DrtOgea
Orer First Bute and Sarin! Baak
8dIU 101 Paona 161--
TAMALE PARLORS
Chinese Needles
Spanish Dishes
240 Main St
i -
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY '
"Put Your' Duds
la Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Confer
Phone 1J
DR. W. A. LEONARD
Dentist
Specialist lb Extraction. Oral
San err and diseases ot the
month
Room 10 orer Ooldea Rule
SAW BULL ENGINEERING
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Deetgnera and tmlldera of ntoeV
era aaw aallU, planing naHls and
box planta. Dredging. Pile drirlag-
Phone 466-W
Office Comer Spring and Oak
Near 8. P. Depot
PELICAN BAT BUS
Far He each way
Leave Res Cafe Letrea Pelican Oltr
7:46 a. at. :00 a. a.
11:46 p.m. y.00w,u.
6:00 p. a. BilO p. m.
Reckard Rent Berrloe
It-tf
Pbone It
DR. T.C CAMPBELL
PHTBICIAN AND 8DRGBON
LO.O.P.Snlldlng
PhoMtee
Realdeace lt5 Pine St.
Phono S0O.R.
Klamath Lodge No. 137 '
I. O. O. F.
Meets Friday nlxbt of each week at
I.O.O.P. hall. 6th and Main ftrecte.
V C. WeUs............-....Noble. Oraad
J. E. Seeds -Vlco O'Md ,
Nate Otterbeln ..8ecretatr
W. D. Cofer. .Treasurer
EWAUNA ENCAMPMEST
Meets Tuesday nlgnt of each week,
j v. Brewbaker Chief Patriarch
8. R. Redkey. Senior Warden
Claud Carpenter .........vinapiam
N. D. Oinsbach.............. .Scribe.
Nate Otterbeln...- .Treasurer
Klamath FalU Cyclery
We are here to terre you, and
aim to nerve you right. Motorejrelw
and Bicycles. Parta and Aceasorles.
Tires and Tube, that will itaod
your InipactloD, aa we carry the
beat la our line. Repair shop la
connection with HarleylHTH
wljew fswasssay
VasaasjMtfjawli'vMtiM'lial