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TIIIJIIHIUV, .M.WUIIV 111, Imt-J
JHE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
Page
The Office Cat
IIV JDMim
Onus iiiiiin ii mliliilKliI drimry,
I wnn nultliiir woiik nor wimry
I wan only rnllltiK iuw on how two
tuilr would tii-nl a llimli
All my ha to lay im thn laliln,
I linil lixt nil I wit utilii
Ami IM nmiliiMl t In nail roniliinloii
that
Tlio talk of luck unit nlunh.
What ii hirudin! In Joker
f In thin lovrly raino of I'nkvr;
On thu draw I koI lh Johrr nml tliv
Am.
"Iln", tlicni'lil I, my miUi burning,
"I run mi my luck In liirnltiK
Now I think I hnit 11 fair rlimir In
thin turit "
Hut thu snow-dun 11 iuiii;ht nu imp-
I'lWC.
Ah, I nun I)' fell llkn nlniilllK,
On tlio urlst. thn nip that nnt urronn
from inn.
I tin (I horki'il thn bnh)' holtln
Ami I hntn Ilk Ii I lo sno the
koincki lit o
Then thorn raniit a sudden InpplnKt
No, hy hock. It u u rapidinc.
Of it copptr I liiimli-r In k upon m
ilnur
And thn poor nap clcurml thn rolling.
Ulght on IhroiiKh thn window sailing
tall thn city nnd I nuw htm never-
mori',
Hut n fpnllUK horn of nndunan,
Thnl In not nkln to miidnnnn,
flrcoln nin n thn Jullor Listen tip
thn door
-SCVCIt.MOIti:
Hut hnt mukvn u mrnnnlvely
anicry lt to illncotitr that our Idol not
only linn fwt of tin) hut alio fallen
rchen.
T. N. Cnnn nn)n nuiiin wpmi-n won't
ho happy In honMii unlein ihny itnt
new wliiRn nvnry pny-duy.
.tiit.v oroiiT.i in: riri(i,i:i
Headline--'Hotel lliltnn Two
Uitndrrd (lui-ntn Knupe Half (Had"
K. HiiKnriniiti nna l' it ronnlilnrlnK
thn DKQ nf tho urrouiltn II lnluht ho
rlcht In rail thn rolh I tin; niinnry n
colloctnr uf untlqut'n
I'OltMIUllll.i:
"Why do Ihny rail woman
tho
weaker vrnnol?"
"Why NotT"
"1 iru n Reed mnny feinlulnn
Prrad nnilithla "
Karl Hhophord cplura that onn of
the ntranjipit thliiKi In thin world In
tho way a woniau Flow cm when you
atop on her foot In thn ntrcct car nml
how alio mnllen when you romp on
hor corna nt n dniim
tiiiii:i: tiiivoh tiii: woiti.n
xi:i:ih
1'uncturn proof tiro
Kool proof nulnmolillca
Divorce proof ninrrlnr,n
S Allen "Why don't )ou wonr our
now allk RlnrkliiRaT"
VlrRlnln "I'm am Iiir them for n
rainy day.
Alno wo Homptlmri wlnh that
tChrlstmiM Turko)N would Rohhlo
moro nml ronl Iota
hl.l()IITU:rili;NT
A Chink hy the nainu of Chins I.liig,
Foil (iff n Btrnot-cnr, hltiR-blni;,
Tho eon ttirnod hh head, to tho l'n-
i aonRora nnld
J "Tho rnr'a lost n wnnlier, ding
dhiR."
Tho Droxord
"Bay, pa."
"Woll, my aon?"
"I took n walk thro-iRli tho ceme
tery todny and I rend tho In rlptlona
on tho tnmhntonrn
16 Reduction on Mnn " "'"1
Shirt nnd 8wcatora K l K tito-c
I
I
Hevenil now Upright Pinnoa nt
yej-y spoelnl prlcen nnd tonna to
eloso them out. At Unrl Sltepliord
PPii rtHrluB p )tei pnly,
B
Wtill, wlmt iiif it H7"
"Wlicrn iirp nil thu wfckdil puwilo
lniricil'
Ni'oii.i:i) if ih ii,i,i:hiiiaiio.n
A ImiiiiitriiiiPii liiclnriir, nlmliiK In
ninkii n tnlllllK point, finlil "Now,
MililibjIiiK I huil a iiaII of wnlcr mill
it mll of lii'iT mill IIihi liiniiRtit mi n
iltwki'y, which of tint imi wmilil lio
tnlwi"
"Ilo'il lului tlin wiitiir," nillml I'lrd
I?lllfll.ll frmit ft, ii,llu
"""" ' i '-
"And why would , ,, llm
I wiilurT" tin- IcdiiriT imNcil
"lliicnimu liii'n mi iinn," whs (ho
tpilrk ri'iily
11 ulwuyn irivii1iA ii hmirty IiiiikIi
iimonR ii liunrh of iiihii In wnlrh n
wnmmi try to lonn n alt ,n, hut did
you nviir nro Mill OmimiK try to hold
n young Infant T
PARTICIPANT IN
FRENC DUEL TO
GO BEFORE COURT
I'AltlH, Vtll 10 All Ihonn who
Inok part In thn dunl ImiIwitii thu
Count du I'arnt nml ,M Cumlllii l.ii
fnrge on Hnptoiullrr 2.1 hint holh
prlnrlpaln nnd mtuiiiU, urn to ko ho-
fnrn thn Jiidgn of n cnrrnctlonnl
court Thn IiivcbIIkiiIIiik iiinKlstrntn
hnn dprldi'd that thorn In u cann
against thm for actn of vlulmicn nml
wounding nml for In-trig ncrompllco
thnrnln
Thin In thn duul that mused thn
Mlnlnlnr of Juntlrn lo send II ntroilK
ly worried clrculnr lo nil Prefects of
Dnpiirtniintn, U-llllig them to prose,
ciitn In nl lease of iliiolllug. nn such
went out of plncn nfler thn wnr
Home nf thn best known mnn nt the
I'nrli liar urn to iletenri thn accused
WINSOME GERMAN
GIRLS STILL PLAY
HAVOC WITH ARMY
COIII.KNZ, Jan II Wlmomn
German xlrln rontlnun to mnkn In
road In thn American forccn In1
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To Whom it
May Cencern:
STINSON
STUDIO
Moving February 1
TO
premises now occupied
by Hainbow Confec
!nncry, .Main street.
Will transfer lease on I
present quarters, Klam
ath and Seventh, to any
reliable party desiring
premises. First come,
first served.
rViViririiiVViVifiVVaVVVyvVVvxftr J
The Investor
nnd the Income Tax
A fH-pnRo liook ilcrolol
(lutUrly to llm Incomn Tnx
IH-ohlrnia mufnmlliiK the
IntrMor or trada' In niorkN
nml tximU,
Thin book In conclno writ
ten In almpln, undorntnnd
nlila lanKunRO contalnn
toctlonn of tho ItercnuoAet
of 1921 roRulatloiiB and
rutinRi of tho Treasury De
partment finding of tho
United State Huprcmo Court
caicfully prepared by a firm
of Certified Public Accoun
tant (N Y.) nil bearing
on Block and bond transac
tion It In written In quoa
Hon and anawnr form, II
liiitratvd with many spoclflc
otamplnn. It will bo Uauod
In n convenient poekot alio
and will alio Include bdv
oral pagoa of forma for lint
InR your stock transactions.
It Ii tlio IxMik Inventor
hnto nlel for )curn, anil
vrr ulll bo plraanl to miiil
lni'fitnrM or trmlera a copy
without rent.
McCall, Riley & Co.
Members Consolidated
Stock Kxchango of Now York
20 Broad St, New York
RHEUMATIC TWINGE
MADE YOU WINCE!
USC Sloan' freely for rlicumatlc
aches, sciatlci, lumbago, oer
worked mutclcs, ncuralKh, luck
aches, etUT joints nnd for sprains nnd
trains, It ptntlralts uilhout rubbtnt.
The very first tlmo jt)U uco Sloan'
I.lnlment )-o will wonder why iou
nexr used it before. The comforting
w.irmth and quick relief fiom pain
will (Icllnhtfully surprUo ou.
Kiep Sloan's handy and nt tho Hist
sign of an ocha or pain, use it.
At nil druggist 35c, 70c, 11.40.
Sloarfs
Lifliraentiffs;)
, Dliaiutlo IssUI rallo arcV
miliklr h.tled by Ur.lloUon'i EcMma I
Ulnunant, uoou ror pimply l. I
I khdi. sen, ttchlna kin, and all f
"nlly ttwnxllcs. Any drucsiit.
DrHobson's
Mermany dMpllo thn Mtnll'llnR or
ilur liiucd two yi;urn ago that on
llnlud iii'in who tnnrrlod horn would
hn intiirnod to America with thnlr
wIvch on thn next army transport.
ICvnry triinnpiirt with rottimlng
tronpn lurries ltd riiotn of nnwly-
wiiil,, nnd w)iemivor n troop trnln
li'iivnn Cohlcnz for Antwerp, tho
port of uiiiliarkntlou, (ho flower
hIiopm do n splendid buslnoas, thnlr
cuntomnrn IiuIiik chiefly Oeriniins
who dnnlro to bestow flower, upon'
tint departing brides, full of an-)
llclpntlon ami hopn for n wonder
ful itxlntnncn In thnlr now Iidiiih
ucronn tho Atlantic. i
Morn than 1,000 American nol-
rrrw
SPECIAL GROCERY SALE
SCHUBERT'S
910 MAIN STREET
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
A SAMPLE PRICE
BORDEN'S CONDENSED MILK
One Can 25c Three for 70c
Evciything else for the sale on Friday and SaU
u relay is priced in proportion, and you can depend
on saving fully TWENTY-FIVE PER CENT on all
you purchase, including:
Canned Goods, Pastiy Goods, Coffee, Laundry Soap
and everything else. We have the goods, and we
want you to have them.
Remember Friday and Saturday
SCHUBERT'S GROCERY
910 MAIN
&44r1rr
Cooking Electrically
the ideal method
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Electrically equipped kitchens hold
no terrors for the housewife. They
arc cool, cozy, and comfortable in
the summer. They eliminate the
drudgery, the grime and the nerve
racking tension caused by wood
stoves. The expense is surprising
ly low. Let us tell you about it.
WnaatM(aaaiaaBtajnaa
1 The California
Company
"Let us be your servant"
II
tt&maaoxiBio&tometoamov
To look oue's lxt and feet one's best
is to enjov an Inside bath each morning
iu nuiu iroin lite i(rMcm mo iivtiuu
Jay's watte, tibur fermentation and poi
toiiout toxins lfore lt is absorbed into
th blood. Jutt'as rosl, when it burns,
leaves behind a certain amount oi in
cumbuitlblo matsrlal In tho form ol
atbes, so the food and drink taken esch
day leave In the alimentary organs a
certain amount of Indigestible material,
which if not eliminated, form toxins and
poisons which ar then sucked into th
hlood through the ery duct which are
Intended to suck in only nourishment to
sustain the body.
If )ou want to see th glow of healthy
bloom In your checks, to see your skin
I
;ti clearer ana clearer, you ar una 10
rink everv mornlmr unon nrlslnff. a
Hot Water Each Morning i
1 Puts Roses in Your Cheeks i ' klamath
i30c5awscffl8Ma yxxn;w.-s FLOWER SHOP
8 gafgaBgaSSt ' ' Plmuu 880
pfk-.i jBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBaVSl'' Q l'lmTers fur cccnlonj.
Ill-lit 49-ra'lUi jlColdW-tther I
VSMKK.iKSSLl Ceming: I
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iwKAPlyi li
RaaF H--rRff ; ' 1
m aLLLHE.4 vKt aLLLLLLBEK,'l-aBLK4 vt. xJr " I i.
mMmmmwcALi-XLi j
glass of hot water with a teaspoonfu)
of limestone phosphate In It, which Is a
bannle means of washing theawaU
material and toxins from th stomach,
liver, kidney and bowels, thus clean-
li wWwIdJ w' ""tfPf m tlw
rile'ii hnvo infir'in'1 In Germany dr
Ing thu Innt Iwo your nnd Ion
intntliK, iiPrordlnK t' estimates of
Amcrhan officer nml Herman civil
official Mont of tho mun nnd their
wives nlroaily hnvn hecn nont to
tho United Htnlcn
Mnny noldlorn who dr-nlrod to
tnnrry nnd rcmuln In tho aurrleo on'
thin nldo ,took great pnlnn, offlcern
any, to keei tlni fucta from liucom
Iiir known Rcncrnlly, Offlcern any
aomu of thn aoldlerK took their
pronpoctlvn lirlden Into unoccupied
Uurmany, nnd wnro marrlod thorn,
mod of thcio ovont,, havlnn taken
placn when Amorlca and Oormany,
technically, wnro nllll nt war
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Oregon Power
alimentary tract, bifcro putting moro
food into the stomsch.
Girls and women with sallow skins,
llwr ots, pimples or pallid complex
ion, also those who wake up with a
coated tongue, bad tiute, nasty breath,
others who nr bothe red with headaches,
bilious spells, acid stomsch or constipa
tion should begin this phosphated hot
water drinking and ate asiurcd of very
oronounced results In one or 'wo weeks,
A qusrter pound of limestone plios-
fhate costs cry littlo at the drug store
ut It sufficient to demonstrate that just
a soap and hot water cleansea, purlf ea
and freshens the skin on the outside, so
hot water and limestone phosphate act
on the Inside orssns. We must alaJ
consider that internal sanitation la vast
ly more Important than outside cleanli
ness, because the skin pores do not ab
sorb Impurities into the bioed, while tho
bowel pores do.
Women who desire to enhance th
beauty of their complexion should lust
rjr thl for i) we w uolcr remits,
mn.
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The White Lunch
Ifonm Cookliift
A Hppcl.ilty
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1123 MAI.1 HTIIEET
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DENTISTS
E. G. Wiaecarrer
rilO.tIC M4
Dr
Dr. P. M. Noel
PUO.fal 4
Ofer VmirrmwM't
Retralh aad Mala Htecla
E. D. LAMB
PHTHK1AN AMI HU1U1CON
Phone 17 W
1711
ll'ximn 1 aad I
Ulilto lluJIdlng
c. v. fishj:r, m.d.
DISIUSr.S OK T11K RYE.
K.lt, .NOSi: A.VI) TllltOAT
missus rirniD aao
FLHMSIIKU
llione tt7 mo Main Htreet
FRED WESTERFELD
DKNT18T
Phone 43 1 W
.X-llny Latx.ra((r
boomU lllrtf., Ulamati Fail
DU. Gi:it.M) V. WAIIRBN
DENTIST
I'ertuenantly located at
Dorrli, Calif.
SPECIALIST I.V Crovrn
and Urldgo Work
Price Itcnaonablo.
Guaranteed
Work
Picture Framing
Stinson Photo Shop
7th & Klamath
NEW BUICKS
for Hire
Phone 77
Let Us Replace Your
Broken Glass
E. C. STUCKEY
Uth nnd Pine
Phone 477-W
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M.Uli: I.N KliAMATII
A.falfa Meal
rou s.u.i:
MimpiiY's ri:i: Hreni:
AM)i:ilS0N"S (iHOrKTKHIA
BUNSKT nilOl'KUV
Mfir. bv llAHKV Tr.LVOltD
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DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence.
Phones 321
I. 0. 0. F, Templo
flwfr
;SI , ,1
H '
2
X
i. a. cMcanon.N
CIVIIi ENOINEEtt AND
HUnVBYOK
I'hunn 192J 1J3 B. tllrerilda
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert I). Mallett
Dr. 003, K. Mallett
Office ovor Undcrwood'i
7th & Main I'hona S39-J
DR. G. A. MASSEY
roarth ud Plaa BU.
In Warren Hunt HoiplUI
Off. Phone 417 Ret. Phone IIM
VOCHATZER BROS.
WKI.I, DltlLIiKHH
Olte Un A Trial
Phone 576-W.
WJWi.iVnVWi U00f0000m00j
Coe's Auto Service
Hudson, Buiclc, and
Dodge Can
Country Trips a
Specialty
PIIO.VE IM
United Cigar Store
020 MAIN BTREKT
aVMAMAMAA(iAAAAAAAMAtsijiJMiMjti
Offlea Phone 177W Re 177K
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Physician and Bargao)
White DoIIdlng
Klamath Fall Oragoa
wxtwwxw(t(wntwwMwwnnn
GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time.
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
FIL2 SCHOOL OF POPULAR
MUBIC
I bare constructed thro year of
exDerlcnca the onlr cenrss that
teaches yon to play the piano by
NOTE and by EAH in 10 to 20 les
sons. Writ for particular. 701 lltb
St., Klamath Palls. Ore. Phone SS7R.
Charlie's Tire Shop
GAS and
OILS
6th & Klamath Sti.
L. D. Gait, M. D.
BYE, RAlt, NOSE AND THROAT
GLASSES FURNISHED
I. O .0. F. Dldg. Phon 99-W
Room 202, 203. 204
ltd. White TeUcan Hotel. Phono B
6th Street Bakery
u
;BETTER
BREAD"
126 S 6th Street
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert B. Mallett
Dr. Ooo, E. Mallett
Office orer Underwood'
7tb Main. Phon 6S9-J.
Holliday Dairy
v WholFsnle and Retail
..Ptisturizcd Milk and Creaa
Phone 501-J.
rAjxruyxATu'MVVV'Braf'si's!! si
DR. O. A. RAMBO .
Dentist
I. 0. O. r. BaUdlag
PHONE 61
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
1173 MAIN IT. PRONF 6H8-W
RX-SEHTIOR aflCW, ATnimOrT
Klamath PoU No. I,'
Amorlcan Legion me
In tho basement of th
new courthouse on Main
Street nn tho first and third TiiMlay
of nnch month,
Kx-servlcn men nre Invlttd t at
tend tho meetings,
Dr, Fred Westorfold, Command.!
II. K Oots, Pont Adjutant and Rtv
lief and nmploymont committee, ""
Premium Dairy
Oldest IUU11 Dairy la Twm
Ranch Phone 22F2
Office Phono 490-J
Excavating
Teaming
Let n make yon a prlc oa dig
ging that basement, or other t
caratlog yon coatamplat. W m
do tam work of arerj detcrlptlM.
Phone 426-J
WILL
Take oat Cellar or Fill la Lot
CON MURPHY
S17 Mortimer St. rhone JM1-W
DR. L, L. TRUAX
WAHRElf HUNT HOflPITAL
Day Pfcoae, 4B7 IflgM Pboae,
CHIROPRACTOR
Or. Lola O. Bridge
Orer First Stat and Saving Baak
Suit 101 Phon 102-J
TAMALE PARLORS
Chinese Needles
Spanish Dishes
240 Main St-
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Dudf
la Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Comer Main and Confer
Phono 1M-J
DS. W. A. LEONARD
DeetiM
SpedalUt lb Extraction, Oral
Surgery and dlseaaea of lh
month
Room 10 orer Ooldea Rol
SAW MILL ENQLVEKR1NQ
OON8TRUCTION OO.
Desdsner aad ballder of mod
ens aaw mill, plaalag (sdlla and
boa plant. Dredging. Pile drif lag.
Pboae 464-W
Office Corner Spring and Oak
Near 8. P. Deaol
PELICAN BAT DCS
Fare 15e eack war
LeaTW Rax Cafe Lear Petteaa Cltx
7:5a.a. 1:00 a. a.
12:45 p. m. 1:00 p. b.
6:00 p. m. 6:10 p. an.
Beckard Rent Berfle
26-tt
Pboo Tt
DR. T.C CAMPBELL
PHTBICIAN AND SCIUIBOII
I. O. O. V. aalldtag
Phone te
lUfldenee 12S Pine St.
Pboae 200-R.
Klamath Lodge No. 137
I. O. O. F.
Meets Friday nlht of acU week at
l.O.O.F. hall, 6th and Main ttreeu.
W C. Well... ...... Noble Orand
J. E. Seed .Vic araaa
Nate Otterbeln.... ........secreiarr
W. D. Cofer Treaurr
EWATJNA ENCAMPMENT
f... Ti,.. niirht of each weak.
iJ. V. Brewbaker Chief Patriarch
8. R. Redkey. ,....aenior waraen
Claud Carpentor -. .unapiain
m n ninabach Bcrlba
Nato Ottorbeln... Treaurer
Klaautth FalU Cyclery
tit r h.r. in vrva you. ani
In to aerre you right. Motorcycle
and Bicycles. Part and Aeeworle.
Tire ana Tune, hbi win sisbo
your Inspection, a we carry the
beet la our line. Repair akop la
connection with Harley-Datldso
Herrtce.
fimhs ana
Itte Mala M. . - Klaaaata FaaV
Of ft.
'va