Pace Thrco
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
FRIDAY,
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The Office Cat
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nr juniuu
VAMI'IKI! HTI'I'P
Hho pullntl lit 1'iirn unit tftrxkoil lit
noio
And aat iiimiii liU tup
And rumptml up til Humliiy rlotlira
Us illiln't earn a rnp,
8he nililiod tior clii'pk upon lit chuck
Anil nmootlicil III" liiinilanmn Inckn
The wIiIId Im mil, iilll mini nml
week
And fnnlrnril up linr Mieki.
8he dlil aomn IIiIiik Hint Rum 'inllu
tl
. Mjr rmIi, Hint girl was bold'
Hut till ahn ruilliln'l (uaa linr it ml
Hbl waa but two yrntt olil'
Greetlnga (olka' llavo you flnlalird
paying (or laal rrnr'n Clirlatmaa pro.
Ml yet?
According to fliciina, piTforiiiKiK
under Ihn eirrl linml n( Jimeph HI
McCoy, aovernmttiit nrlunry, If Mrth
aselah hud Invimtnt f I nl A per rent,
compoundml annually, when tin wna
SI yrm of m, lili won I Hi wmilil
have amounted ti 1977,1 67,000,000,
000,000,000,000 at (tin nxo nf VtO
ben hn illnl.
Thn turkry rrop la (tin Inruml In
ten year, and thn prlrn haa been
boosted. WhatnviT hnpppim or (all
to happen, Ihn riiiiaiiincr ahowa well
wham hn Keta off.
J. I. Jnhnnlnnn aaya n man may ad
tnlfn auhurn Irmnc. hut not In hi
bkanilt and aotip
TIIK HOME IIHKWKIt HIMW
Twinkle, Twinkle, Ultlo jar. how
t wonder what you are."
How In heat Ihn poatiifflrn depart
vneat! Ailclrrm and mall n letter to
yoareelf without poatane It will Im
returned to you.
. tiii: new wvmt
"Curan you.'" hn annrled,
And reached (or III hip:
Ten men tramplnd titer him
Flghtlm; (or a alp'
"Do you knnw whoa talklnic In
I hare now?" demanded a atranRor
brtakly, paualiiK (or n nuinent liealde
the (armer on Ihn meeting hnuan
Up. "Or aro you Juat rnlna; In?"
"No, tlr: I'rn Juat come nut " aald
the (armer decidedly. "CnnKreaaman
nlffklna la talklnic In there "
"What about?" naked thn atrangcr
"Well," ronllnued thn rountryman,
passing a knotted hand nrroai hi
forehead, "Hn didn't any."
r
YouTl get somewhere
with a pipe and P. A.!
Start fresh all over again at tho beginning! Get a
pipe I and forget every smoke experience you over had
that spilled the beans! For a jimmy pipe, packed
trlmit Alhtrt It
(at In faeay raf
!. tUy tU tin;
nanrftama pmumd
anal hmll piund Hn
hmmUttt mndlntht
riunWaryatalflax
nafr wdn
malaltnar
lay.
m
If Ihii litiinim men In im Miiplil it
Thomas A, Kdlion thlnka It In Urn
cum! In priirtlcnlly IkipiiIphu, Mii nnyn
Hint no nulf-uvlilniit (net run Im writ
lull mi plainly Hint 2 pur unit, of
tlioito Mho rend It mil unilernlniid II
Tim nliiiilmv of "Kntty" Arhurkln
no limner fnlln mi aireiui or ihiwb.
pnpnr iiilumil I In Iiiin lual IiIh pliirn
In thn nun,
Mi'rii work ahead
.hint n (nw woiika now iiml Hid mi.
tomolillu run Im luken upiirt it ml
nloriiil iiroutid Ihn lioiiiu In ro.ivonli'iil
pinion. Thn tire If pnlnlnil u ilnrlt
brown mid doruriilt'il with hluu huliy
rlbluin, run hu Iiiiiik In tlm pnrlor
an I liny will Im curliiln to kIhi Hio
room nn nlr of refliinuieiit.
Mnrrylnu (or iiiiiney In ropri'linn
alliln, hut It In morn roinmeiiilnliln
limn thn iiioitnrii prarllm of mnrry
Iiir (or vurlety
Ji'ht et'TMini: 'i hi; immmi
.TTIIi: hllt.M lONKilll
llnatdea two linn I'oini'illrn nl Ihn
Htruild IiiiiIkIiI t Intro will hu prnnent
ml um Inteiian photo ilrninii, In Hhlili
Kdllli llullor, mhIiI to hu thn luont
perfect ly formed Moitian on thn "li
ver arrnell, niulilim thn tltlu role In
"Juat Oiitaldn thn Dour. ' full oppor
tunity la Riven thin Inlelitn! mlrraa
(or thn dlapluy of Ihn Renin Hint hen
niado hur pluio In lllmdoni uiimaiill-
alilc.
SSfSZfi&Silk
EDITH HALLOR fn.
'JU6T OUTSIDE THC DOOri.1
atLtCT PICTUKC.
"Juat Oulaldu tho Door" la n pul-
aatlni; drumn of present day people
and condition. It contraata tho Uvea
and thoURlila of peopln of poverty
and wealth, hut without nil) in dm!
melo-dramalle eiacKeratlona that I
hnvo bocomo no (amlllar.
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i:v vi:.ii'n ii:i:rriN(is
Krom the Hton that knepn you In
I'licli with tho world.
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MASQUERADE ,
DANCE
At Merrill, Jan. 2. 1922!
Music by I
Okeh Orchestra '
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brimful with Prince Albort, will trim any degrco of
smokejoy you ever registered! It's a revelation!
Put a pin in here! Princo Albort can't bito your
tongue or parch your throat. Both aro cut out by our
exclusive patented process. So, just pass up any old
idea you may have stored away that you can't smoke a
pipe ! We tell you that you can and just have the timo
of your life on every fire-up if you play Prince Albert
for packing!
What P. A. hands you in a pipe it wjll duplicate in a
home-made cigaretto! Gee but you'll have a lot of
fun rolling 'em with Princo Albert; and, it's a cinch
because P. A. is crimp cut and stays pu(!
Fringe Albert
MAHV MIMM MI.NTCH
TO U'KII RICH MAN
IIOI.I.VWOOI), Cut, Due, 30,-
Mury Mllen Mlnlnr, youthful film ncj
irimn, in fuiuii to wen I . n. wuon, inn
lloiiulro nml nun nl inn load pnnrll
kliut. iicconlliiK In rumorH In tho (Mm
iiilony Intro loiluy Dlion linn Junt nr
rlvwl (nun Now Vork. Minn Mlnlnr
mid Dliun Imcnnin nciiunlntcd when
Ihn nclrenn was milking plrluren on
thn mint rnnnl anmo 1 1 mo iirii,
am
wASPirih
WAKiN'ING ! Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin.
Unless you see the name "Bayer" on tablets, you are
not Retting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians
over 22 years and praved safe by millions for
Colds Headache Rheumatism
Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis
Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain
Accept only "Ujycr" package which contains proper directions.
Handy "llaycr" boira of 12 UUtU Alto bolllea o(2t and 100 Dragglala.
Jt.llrln li ll trad ntrt af n.jir ilaotraflart ct Hoooan-tlt.rt'W.lfr cf Ralltlracl4
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Saturday Specials
CHICKENS
FRYERS & HENS
EXTRA FINE STEER BEEF
For Saturday
FINEST BABY BEEF
Ever Seen in Klamath Falls
EASTERN OYSTERS SEALSHIPT
Big, Fat, Juicy in their own Liquor
HAPPY
NEW YEAR
INDEPENDENT MARKET
1136 Main Street
itirrAKi prick proiih
nkaiiinm i:oii'i,nio
WAHII1NUTON, I), 0 Dec. .10.
Kndurnl Invcntlgntlon of rotnll prlcnn
for netvanltlon In oil purls of tho
country In rnpldly rrncnliiK com
pk'tlon, Ihn depnrtment n! Juntlco
lian announced.
Hurnlil tlannldod ndn mean tho licit
rantilu, t j u I c k t
Phone 543-J
DANCE
New Years . Eve
AT
MALIN HALL
DECEMBER 31, 1921
Music by Malm Orchestra
Everybody Welcome
Excavating
Teaming
Let as make yo.a a price on dig
glng that basement, or other ex
cavating you contemplate. We Uo
do team work ot every description
Phone 426-J
-Charlie's Tire Shop
GAS and
OILS
6th & Kltmath SU.
WILL
Take out Oellare or Fill la Lot
CON MURPHY
517 Mortimer St. Phone Oll.W
DR. LL TRUAX
WARREN IIUNT HOSPITAL
Ray Phone. 407 Night Phone, BC
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The White Lunch
Hume CmtltlnK
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CIIIM CO.V caiini:
CIIINMK NOODI.K8 I
HUM'AV '
CHICKIJ.V DI.NNKIt 7n
1123 HAlfV HTRKET
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DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. WiMcarrar
PHdlTB SM
Dr. P. M. Noel
mom 4
Orer DitderwooCa
Bntmtk aatl Mala StrMta
LIMB AND BLOCK
WOOD
F. H. HEILBRONNER
J. H. REA
Phone 195-J or 239-R
MECCA TAXI -
NEW CIjOHED CARS
rnoN'E las
r
E. D.LAMB
rilTHICIAN AND HCIIOKOS
rhonca 17W
1711
Kooma 1 aA
White IlaUdlM
C. V. FISHIiR, M.D.
DIHUAHES OF TUE ETE.
EAR, NOSE AND THROAT
GLASHE3 HTTED AND
rCHXIUHED
Pbooa 97 MO kUln Mrawt
FRED WESTERFELD
DENTIST
Fhoae 4I4W.
XIUiy lAbairMoff
Looaala Uldaj., Uibu VaU
DR. GKIMM) F. WAMIEN
DENTIST
Permcnnntlj' located at
Dorris, Calif.
SPECIALIST IX Crovrnt
and Uridgo Work
Price rtcaaonable. Work
Guaranteed
Picture Framing
Stinson Photo Shop
7th Klamath
NEW BUICKS
for Hire
rhono 77
KLAMATH
FLOWER SHOP
834 MAIN STREET
Phono 580
Flow cm for nil occasions.
Cold Weather
Ceming:
Let Us Replace Your
Broken Glass
E. C. ST.UCKEY
Uth and Pine
Phone 477-W
MADE IN KliAMATII
Aifalfa Meal
FOR SALE
MURPIIV8 FEED STORE
ANDERSON'S GROCETERIA
SUNSET OROCERY
Mia. by HABRY TELFORD
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DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Officti and Residence
Phones 321
I. 0. 0, P. Temple
J. O. CLKnilOIlN
CIVIL. ENOINBBtt AND
BURVBYOR
Phone 12J 131 8. Rlrorilds
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert I). Mallett
Dr. Ooo. K. Mallett
Ofdco over Underwood'a
7th ft Main Phone BJ9-J
DR. G. A MASSEY
roBrtfe ad Plao HU.
In Warren Hunt Iloipltal
OK. Phone 417 Bee. Phone MM
VOCHATZER BROS.
WKI.li DRIM.KIUH
OIto U A Trial
Phone 576-W.
Sllmthtnrtmir0ltlmtrPmj0k0t0t
Coe's Auto Service
Hudson, Buick. and
Dodge Cart
Country Trips a
Specialty
PHONE IM
United Cigar Store
029 MAIN HTRKKT
Office Phone 177W Rea 177R
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
PbrdrUa and Bargeoa
White Dnlldlng
Klamath rails Oregoa
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GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time.
. 511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
FILT SCHOOL OF POPULAR
XIU8IO
I have constructed thro years of
experience the only ccurse that
loaches you ta play the piano by
NOTE and br EAR In 10 to 10 lee
sons. Write (or particulars, 701 lllb
St., Klamath Valli, Ore. Phone 367R,
L. D. Gass. M. D.
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT
GLASSES FCRMSHKD
I. O .O. F. Bide. Phone 99-W
Rooms 203, 203, 204
Rea. White Pelican Hotel. Phone 5
6th Street Bakery
it
BETTER
BREAD"
126 S 6th Street
UNDER NEW MAN. .
AGEMENT
HOTEL ARCADE
Klamath Falls
Free Bus Meets All Trains
All modern ontslde rooms
Rates reasonable
II.' A. KEMP. Manager
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CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert B. Mallett
Dr. Geo. E. Mallett
Ofdce over Underwood'a
7th k. Main. Phone 639-J.
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Holliday Dairy
Wholesale and lletaU
..I'natutlicil Milk and Cream-
Phone 501-J.
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DR. O. A. RAMBO
DentUt
I. ). O. F. BaUdtag
PHONE 1
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Klamalh; FalU Plumb-
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SO por cent o( all Automobile
(roublei are canitvi, jr peer
carburetton and at leait II
percent of. thla can be orer
como r ualng UAYFIILD,
bringing your motoring la
convenience to a minimum
and you can still farther re
dueo rour troubles by having
you repair work done by
REX RENNER
nt White Pelican Garage
EX-eUmVICB tfKH, ATlTMHTWa'
Klamath Poet Ho.
American Legion saeeW
at the City Hall oa tho
first and third Tneoaaya
of each month.
Ex-service men are Urlled to at
tend the meetings.
For membership eerie or laferiaaV
tlon ex-service men are reajaeetea tv
see or write the following efficers:
J. II. Carnaban, Coamaader.
Roy N. roach, Poet Adjetaat
For relief of employmsat see or
write the Chairman of The Relief Hi
Employment Committee, raele
Olds, care Lakeside Lumber eees
pany. Premium Dairy
Oldest Retail Dairy
Raoch Phone 22F2
Office Phone 490 -J
TAMALE PARLORS
Chinese Needles
Spanish Dishes
240 Main St
NEW On LAUKWOf
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WOKK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Dk
la Our Saab
PHONE 154
Comer Mala aad CaafsJr
Phoae ltt-i
DB. W. A. LEONARD
Deatlet
Specialist lb Extractions, Oral
Sargery and diseases ot tie
month
Room 10 over Oolden Rmle
SAW MILL ENGINEKROta A
OON9TRCCTION CO.
Deatgaera aad batldese of ameeV
era saw sallla, plaalag aajHe aw
box plaata. Dredglag. Pile eVtvaag.
Phono aaeVW
Office Corner Bpriag aad Oak
Near B. P. Depot
PELICAN BAT BUI
rare lie eaeh war
Leaves Rex Cafe Letvea Pelleaa CHy
T:4I a. as. :! .,.
11:46 p. as. l:Mp,a.
B'.OO p. m. e;ee p. as.
Reckard Real
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DR. T.C CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AND aKJBOaftTJ
LO.O.r.Ballateg
PaoaetsM
Residence 438 Plao St.
Phono 20O-B.
KUtk Lwetc N. in
I.O.O.F.
Sleets rrldar nlghl ot MCkwaake)!
(. O. O. F. hall, Ith aad MaU.areaea. ,
Chas. Newman . .. -,Jf.
W. O. Wells V. a.
O. B. Mangue aeaf.
W. D. Coter ...Ttaaa.
ENCAJtFMBNT . .
II. V. Drown - .O.fP,
. V. Brewbaker ....,...,
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u. t. aieuiure
Nate Otterbeln ..-....
Treeaerer
KltJAtk FaMg-Cyekry
We are here to serve ;ye, aad
aim to serve you right. Motereyseaf
and Bicycles. Payta. aad .Aiaeeetjag,
Tirea and Tabes, thai wW gffM
your Inspecttea, as we- aater ?
beat la our line. fr
coaaeeUoa with rM-DvrHm
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CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lois O, UrlUges
Ovor rint Btito ind 8tIoii 8io
IUIU 0 ?RI tOI-J
ing & Heating Co.
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