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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 22, 1921)
,v ,i M r V !T iftaENINd hMaYdk&MATH AlliwESoN. a lAqw TiiniiK l'i A..'ovi:.Miu:tt sd,.io2i. mTUICMDAV ,1 f iThe Office Cat Mm 11Y .JUMIJU s-i T A MOON WINKH ;m Alfull moon floated overhead, 1 JjTwas full as full could .bo; AJmonRrol imp Bat looking up '.And whined most pltdotmiy. lie shook tho midnight slhSnco, , frWlth his cnnlno roporto'lro, ' IiUtruu doR fuBhlon such us you fifavo doubtlooB heard be tot 0.1 "Who'd criticise thin' lltllo dog rpr hold ho was to blame, AJvcry llttlo moonBhlno, nnd (You'd do somewhat tho samo. m Tholma Hobortson. '1 1- sr , IKow thut tho football squBon Is upon us, doctors aro beginning tojbuy new cars. H J l1 frlm lady bnnk clerk hnd complet- cdjhor first week, nnd a friend asked nor how sha liked tho work. E'Oh. It's beautiful" said tho girl. "Ij'mjatnabranehwhoro nearly all tlia.pooplo wo Know .iiaYa, accounts, and It's, so nlco to soo how ltlo mon ey somo of your frlonda hnvo In tho hank." "Kills Wultor." 'Headline. Dumb waiter, perhaps. 1 1 HOW TIII'.V 1II IT An old former nnd his "wlfo lived near th'n village church. Ono warm Sunday cvonlng while thoy But dot ing on tho porch, tho crickets Hot uii n loud chirping. Jljust lovo to hear that chlrpln' noJBO.'sald tho old man, drowsily, nnd beforo tho crickets had stopped, hojWM fast asleop. ' 'Boon after tho church choir feroko Into a beautiful chant. -: S'Just listen to that,'! exclaimed his wlfo; "ain't that boautlfut?" " ,, jj'Yos," murmored tho old farmer Bleeplly, "thoy do"lt with their hind legs." Opportunity knocks, hut tomptn tloh kicks tho door In. "A doctor, ntlondlng an old gentle man, had Instructed tho hutlor In tho art of taking nnd recording his mas tops temperature Ibno morning on nrrlvlng nt tho houno tho. doctor ran Into tho butler. jjl hopo," paid he, "that your mas tor'fl temperature Is no higher." 1 wob Just hoping that mysolf, sir, ' said tho butler solemnly "Yu soo, ho died nn hour or two aco." 1 ' "Wo never heor much any moro about lovo. In a cottago. Tho cottugo norlongor stands for what It did. Tho flivver has "taken Its placo and Its significance. 3 Our 1'dca of a smart man Is ono who can pick up a monkoywronch and ronko an automobllo go. Is ' J- O.IJE8TIONH T1IK OFFICE CAT 19 CAN'T ANSWER Ploaso toll ino If It Is truo that many models make only a baro liv ing? J." D.J. (Do you think I could bo olocted If 1 ran for mayorT I am a stroot ' enflconductor, and havo a flno pjat form. IMKTIIKY JAIli 1IOI18K THIEVES? M From tho Detroit Nows, 5 horso'.thlof and an automobile thtet broke Jail togothor In Pough- koopsle. It suggosls tha,t tho motor aggfls not without team work. Cities have mora than 60 per cent t'Whe population, hat the country as wore man ow per tern " gri. A, watched pot never bolls, and his poor relations will tell you a rich old ! man never dies. 1 sfc . : nntvuiN HOP CROP ESTIMATED .TIPIKB AN.D A HAIiF MUiWONB UAT.W.M. Nor. 12. F. WL Durbln, local hop grower and representative riV.Engllsh hop brokers, in a apoecn hnra th ifarion County Healfy Aa- aocntlon estimated the 1921 hop crop In Won at a value of 8,5W,000. Tliouantty ot the crop wai"estlmat ed a,U',840l((!iO?P9om'nie price tttPKft Jfll t . SHOWS GROWTH OF SYSTEM Troiii nn old trunk formerly own ed liy (loorgo 0. Maynardi who ostnli- llsliod tho first toloiiJiono sjntem In I Washington, I), 0.f nomo lulerosllng rollci ot tho early dnyri of tlio told- pliotiu nt tho national capital linvo been brought lo light by tbo odltor of tho Transmitter', published by tho Chospcnku nnd Potomac Tolephono pni finny. '' w '' xsoi 1110 icasi iniernsiiug 110m in nn invontory of tho tolophonu linos maintained by Mnynurd In Washing nftcr Ills ontorprlso wao tinilortnVccii. Thojo lines 'includo:, "Uriel' yard, gaif of den? Whonllay'ii 8tat6 Dept. to Presldt's Ho I'rosldt's Ho. to Treasy 'Doptrrcasy. , Dopt. to Ab' c- Dopt;, nnd tlm ,Mcd. Muh, to Surg, nonis Offlco," fo a total of 72,011 feot or 13.8 miles. Somo Indication of JuVo romarkablo davolopmoht of ihb telbphone In less than naif a century Is affordod In tli'o fact that this crude syatoni.hao grown until tho company ot which It Was tho forerunner now has ,1811,974 miles of overhead nnd' underground 'wires, OREGON BREVITIES I o 4.-wrjdido7tto,T17 VTtcd" , KUOENE. In the season 4C0 e"n.rif1 nfiil frntl . (ftiMn tlinnrrld NWArfl erected ''Within ihb Cascddo National Forest,- said N. F. Macduff, super visor of this forest. Tills Is a'largor number than was 'erected In any other national forent In this stato oxcopt tho Oregon forest, sajd Mr. Macduff.'- X a . v J Tnxpii)crM (ilnd Tax Ration Ruined UAKER. Ilakor county tax pay ors aro Jubilant over tho action ot tho stato tax commission which has Increased tho ratio of Ilakor coun ty assessment roll In comparison to tho assessed valuation from 74 to 76 per' cont, while nt tho' samo ll mo lowering tho ratio ot every othor county In Eastern Oregon. , Ikwth of Christian Ilrollirr I1END. Urother Nlchofas Har rington, a momhor of 'tho Christian Drothers order, and a brother ot Fntnur Oabrlet Ha"rrlngton of this city, died here Wednesday of pul monary tuborculosla. after an Ill ness ot three years'! He was 'form erly a professor at Dublin univer sity aiyl later at St. Louis college In Victoria, D. C. PIUIU nilUtfl WVH UII AfWn y v JACKSONVILLE, U surely Is PHONE RELICS lABIFIEDADWISEMENTJ F,xvuxjTjvxAAAJxrxnjvxnjTjTjTj 1' " MISCELLANEOUS WANTED Nursing by tho day, or will tako matornlty cases In my homo. Phone 337J. . 21-22. DON'T FORGET Tho Hard Times dance at Malln ball Nov. 24. Den erit Public school piano fund. ' 21-23 WANTED Woman for general housowork. Phono 189. 21-23. STRAYED 4 year old bald-facea cow with calf at s)do. Mark crop off both ears and underblt In loft. Brand FV on loft hip. Address box 10, Merrill, Oro. ' 21-23 WANTED Second hand piano, must ,bo in good condition and reason able. Wxlto particulars to R, K. Hannon, Malln, Oregon, 19-23 FOR SALE Tho boat lmprovod 160 acre rancn on Bprngue.iuvor, elev en nitlca from Chlloquln. With or without Htock. Address L. II. Lau- rltsen, Chlloquln, Oro. '19-22 Paris policemen for tho first time In history are now pormlttqd to car ry revolvers In the daytime'. TADLB BOARDERS In private fam ily. Phone 73R. . 18-22. PERSONS HAVING WOOL For Bale phone or 'call at Geo. Watt's of flee as last shipment will go oat aext week. 18-83 HOR8HB VOB ALK OR TRAD rear 'head hereee, 8 yeara old, wt 1358 te 18711 will sell or will trade for used ear ia good running eondl-tloa.-STre J, Beldla; box 113, Men rill, Ore. - 17-23 FOR REN1 8 room apartment all furnished, wood, water and light included. f2Mt. 812 Oak St. 17-23 IN BONANZA ' Ob business or pleasure, stop at the Hetel Barley. Hunting partus takem gee4 care ef.. Dining roomi epea. all 4ay. OMb DAHLBTA ,' H. W. Tmraer, MftTrT,-,.' Jt"' pfoof of voy rich soil thai grows nvtilo fihoon on trccj, but .Taclcuon vlllo no 11 dollvors tho goods. While cutting vood on tho hill just south of town this wee!: Qhnrloy MoCabo found n mananlla trco with n nmlo shop omhodded In It, n real curiosity. Tho shoo had ev idently been thrown In tho 'troo, when It wnu n small twig perlmprt many yoaro ngo, when .Inckson.vllla was tho liveliest mining town on earth and as it grow It oven took tho form of a mulo'u leg and hoof, whoro tho shoo was embedded. Blifn (IftO Car of IVnrs MUDOFRD. Tho Roguo Illvor Vnlloy coramorclal pear crop fpr tho 1921 season, for tho Mod ford district, comprising Medford, Voor tiola. nnd Phoenix," hn all beon shipped to tho eastern markoti. Thoso shlpmonts numborod -690 car loads' as against 787 for tho provfous season. , Tax, Ratio 'Fixed anANTS PASS. Josophlno county tax ratio Is 88 por cent. Tho 'commission had placod a ten tative ' ra'tton ot 55 por ' cent. Pansy Heed Crop Valuable OREGON CITY. The success of tho pansy' farm ot Colpnol William A. Alrd, 'ot Pansydalo, betweon Ore gon City and Canby,.,hag shown that tho Wlllametto valley Is Ideal for tho growing of pasy seed. It If declared that a largo. por cont ot for tho' growing' ot'pausy seed. It Is noW comes from Oregon. 90 per tent of all Automobile troubles aro causo.l by poor carburctlon and at least 50 percent of this can be over come by using RAYFIELD, bringing your motoring in conveniences to a minimum and you can still further re duce your troubles by having"' you repair work done by fy REX RENNER nt Whlto Pelican Garage MMWWWyWWytMWWWWVIMMMMAAAAMAAA J " ' " -- -J. FOR SALE Cedar fonco posts. Kearns and Condray, Worden, Oro. 16-28 ARE YOUR BOOKS POSTED To dato? Income Tax Report will havo to be mado tor Doc. 31st. If you need assistance on your books, call 299M. N14tt. FOR RENT Furnished .Apartment, closo In. 66 Pine Street. 14-20. FOR SALE flat top desk with chair. Inquire Herald office. -30 SHEEP FOR SALE Six hundred fine Merino awes, all young and In first class condition. It. F. Tut- tie, Bonanza, Oregon. N16-D16, THE CRATER CAFE has re-opened under now management; will be conducted as a strictly union house, according to a statement of one of tho proprietors. 12-lt 1 1920 Ford Sedan $600 1 1918 7 pass, Bulck Six $900 1 1917 7 pass. Hudson $900. 1 1920 4 pass. Chandler $1200?, 1 1921 7 pass Bulck 'V Inquire for price ,,,(, BUICK BALES ic 8HRTICHJCO.- L. HOAQLAND Phone 176W. as tt. GOT flAHBAGB When jnu vraat ,-.ie fesstevW, eaU MF.MB. FOR 8AL Old newspapers at' Her ald otflee. ' ' FOR SALaT Klrtland Faros, la offer lag for sale eheap one registered two year eld hlack Pereheroa stal lloa, sired by Xetah, the heat import ed htask Percberon In the valley, er will sell Ketab. These are prteed ae they will pay for themselves aext year. We have tome yoaag teams for sale also. Will sell a few reg istered milking sherthora sows aad heifers, two bull calvee sired by Feet hills Corporal, the '(rand ehamplea ot the Paeifjc eoast; Write, phoae ereoaNeto'eee at., J. 'aV'illasea,' apt. VheaaJXS'XvvalGestearatoU at w. KTOll.M HOIiDH UP WORK OX MILLS ADDITION HI',Vi:it (Pending tio cleannt! up of tho woathor, work on tho Mills addition Kowero has Ijcon temporarily suspen ded, i.oronz hrothurrf announced to day. No laying Of pipe will bo done until tho surplus water coil bo drain ed from tho trorichps. About throe fourths of tho system has been laid. ' 15. W. Wllkersqnr of Xorolja was hero Monday on busincBs'matters. Thanksgiving Dinner Turkey Goose Chicken Rabbits Oysters Clams ' Fish . t sjf" Meats f: V JBacon . A. It GRAND CENTRAL PUBLIC -try "Producer to Consumer" ' NINTH i&. KLAMATH AVE. Noi v r .' -Vt?ffX 'J .JS ';'i f (3 v. a t .m :i mt: iiStJ1 1 '.-ii . tn. 1 .(W '- .. B-. .a . " 1 t I'VUHl, T v Jfytk I WtiW if f x . if, r j t in ixcitnAfjt: i-oiici: 9-vf " 1 '' ' iiboUn RivHiT cJanal MCpFORD, Nov. 25, Tho Rosno iRIvor Vulloy Canal company1 has es tablished thro'o now c6nr.tructlon camps of fifty men onrh nonr, tho town of Lake Crook. T,hQ men will bo ongaged nil wlntor In, enlarging tho canals and con&tructlng dn.m.s at tho north unit south forks of Lh'.lQ Butto creek. This will increase tho number ot camps conducted by the company to cloven and tho numbor of men employed to 4C0., , We Have Them for Less . ''Si Ham fl91.Cranherri )! 'All !AJ1 . ' Wwl Poles' '' gder ,,.. Mince Mince 5 j iV ur PumpkihPies r J- Mince Meat . Je1 , . ? Pumpkins Cookies 'Sr Squash i' Doughnuts ' Mayonnaise DressingCanned Fruit ' Pays to Trade at the, Market With such, a bad ccfme"!back ai 4hsrt WC WERE all sitting. IN THE amoving ear. AND HARRY, who admits. HE'8 A born comedian. . TURNED TO mo and said. "I'D BEEN reading about. SPIRIT ME38AOE8, and guesa, WHAT HAPPENED to me. I DREAMED my tratch vru gon. AND WOKE and looked." OF. COURSE I bad to bite. ,AND ASK, "Waa it goaaT"-' AND HE said! "N0-1 BUT IT waa going." 80 THEY kidded me till.' I THOUGHT I'd got hunk. . . . , . 80 I said, "Well. I DREAMED one day. , WHILE RIDINQ with Harry. " ,- t THAT THE barn waa burning. BUT WOKE up and gosh . r IT WA8 Harry'a cigarette" AND HARRY said. ''' "NOT .TODAY, old dear. I'M 8M0KINQ your kind now." AND PULLED a pack. '' ' OF "SATISFY'8." -I AND THE only come-back. I COULD acaro up waa. . Increases our cost, not yours "I8NT THAT glasalna wrapper, but It'a good business, for it adds to your enjoyment Itpra QREAT FOR keeping. ierm the - delicate flavor of Ik.. wAM.tAvfiil TfivlrUti And 1 t t LaMMMHTTES FRO 5 KEVENINtetalrr 5; I ' ' aMMRITTES FROM dryla., esierne CIGARETTES - , u. w . u V, f?.kTO;LlJASt:,HCT l -NOT, HELL OIL LANDS WASHINGTON, Nov. 22. Secre tary Fall today promulgated an opin ion donylng application for mining patent of tho Honolulu Consolidated1 Oil company for 2,040 acres of olt land In Naval Pctroloum Itcaorvo No. 2, In California, thus permanently! rotalnlng tho Government freo title to tho lands arid tholr oil nnd gas deposits.' Tho lands, however, will be leased on a royalty basis. Supplies i; rtf Money .ii.r'i A. n 1 kinds of Produce kinds ADDles ' IX. Pies MARKET Is Open Daily PHONE 91-J acknouUdgmtnti lo K. C. B, . u iv. tf , 4 tl.i.' , '" ', ! h ;' f, .v 1 v A v ' If .! ' V't ' ' TTiXTRAI Tho Chesterfield Hi moisture proof wrapper. DoaaesUc -tobaccos, aad keeps .l..U.. .V nil - - olgarettaa firm, fresh and goo4- tasttns; wnatever wo vfaawao Ml , It Hi ' ' 4, 1 a-i . aaaa aaaflaaaar ifl B 1 a M j- V WWf W w -w -" I ! ' V. 4.wtAl'lMI 4&-j..m. .,.ti -, iW tt ! HVl