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You tnllc about tlio good old times,
When mother woro her tresses
i Wo talk about our mother now
As alio shortens up her drosses.
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Ifowty, folkBl .Bought "yourga
AIoshes yot'T
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Tboro aro all kinds of men, ,oyon
Mhodo whotca'n,l"rrcmohibor wh'on the
women, wore: 'em longer.
It Is a safe hot for any young man
v to toll any 'young' woman sho Is an
i nngol, and It Is Just as sate for .any
young woman to toll nny young man
) that ho Is the grandost thing that
wasreVer croatbd. h"ho .girl won't
bollevolt, but sbe likes It anyway.
, The, roan,, on. tho'dthor band, will be-
lleroicvery -worfli
Sir nilram 'Maxim has written a
play. SIo oaght.to know how to put
aklearUn'tt.
OKK.N'T,KTTim TO DRAMATIC
i CRITJO OF NEIGHBOR l'APKlt
tutor's note': Foarlng that tne
cillc understands llttlo English, wo
.-aro addressing htm in French.
Parley-voo whatumaycallum hooso-
jgow six sompers tyrannls multam om
:oryp de la cogntscento patois patoo-
UloT (The Otflco Cat.
, (Translation) Dear sir: Since
you mentolnodln your oproy wrltoup
that Scottl used cognlsccnto we liavo
been postered to, death with clients
tasking tho roclpa. Please funiUii
us with same and oblige Yours
iruly Oiflco Cat. . , , 4
'Most of our roudors undorstand
rthe formula till lint tmw much yeast,
while othprs say-th'aj while lttkoepB
Jll. . f.. i - 1 tat!'! flft t.
line nnir, uqnu un ,iio"' i ".
tdency to'clog bt tho hat band..
Every once in nwbilo the scandal
column reminds us of- that old say
ing nbout men who havo more money
Hum brains.
,i June lirldos aro just beginning to
iearn.Jiow-jo dress chickens. . So are
lhoir husbands.
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toy. Charlie, I'vo'got'a cold In ray
? h.d. . .
jt Well, that's" somothrng.
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' Suggestion for a tragedy: Make a
' '.Jolly bean's garter "come loose In rfer
presence on Klamath Avenue,
l-ir-Qee Cee. th Offlco Vamp, oz
some men would rather bo tight than
president. '
BKCORATING, AN 1XTK1USI '
Mrs. Nowrlch was having hor house
-decorated. r"'
"I've Just finished tho drawing
room," said tho 'foreman, "What
shall I.do noxt?". , , i
"You can' do tho dining room Ion
Thursday," said, Mrs. Ncwrlch. '
-What Bhal yo do,in the interim?''
una was asked'. ;
flOb, paper that top," ....
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A mon'may wear loud clothes,,hut
that does not raako him the "big
noise' by any manner of means.' ;
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,'JIs your wife homo?'.'. .. w ,
- "Naw." repllod Mr. Smith, "flue'a
, 'out. with a buuehot prlie flghtors
'jPrlre fighters?" oxclalmod'M
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Naybor.i
"Yes." replied. M,rt Smtth, "Site,
. went to a whist party." '
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traffic wJU bear" .but we have d's-
covered mo irnu vuj' .'. "- '"
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r The latest fancy drink at tho ire
cream parlors ..along .Main otroet la
the. "Arbucklo Crush:'!
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POWEIt IIOITSK DESTROYED ,
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cXMA'S.Vaah?, KovjSl, North-
" f681? F? company's stat,lqn
, -jg f ierehb'urned Saturday ijrtjiie loss
V' b,n8 eeilmated at seventyTflvo thous-
jMd': dollars. A short circuit ina
wire 'carrying sIxty-Blx thousand volts
MUHd'tb blaie.j '''
Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
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Mr. and Mrs. Ross Finluy of kla-
math Falls 'are spending the wook'in
Dly.
All who-attended tho dance given
at tho Community Hall on Saturday
November 12tbp report a -very enjoy,-
able time. -The hall company has re
cently purchased a player piano from
thotShophord Music corapanjr'of Kla
math Falls, to furnish tho music for
their local dances'
Mr. and Mrs. E. T.GIven.Mlis Ag
nes Drlscolland Ar. Bob Aaams took
in tho Armistice Day celebration held
In 'LatcoVleW. ' ' r"rt J
Mrs.'Ja's' Bell'enterlained the la
dles NcedlewfaHc'01ubTbn Wednosday
Novembor keth.'.X'v'err pleasantaf
ternoon was spent by those present.
Delightful refrosbmenta-were served
upoaUhe 'completion ot the business
meeting. -J
. Tho, 'directors of.the Ifall company,
anndunco , a', .dance to. be, held on
Thanksgiving Eve., .November 23p
HOME OF AOUINAIiDO .
UHKD AB VVKh BY NATIVES
MANILA, P. I., Nov. 6. (By
Mail). Tho house in which Goaer-
nl Emlllo Agutnaldo lived when be
was captured by General Frederick
Funston nearly twenty years ago
has been virtually -consumed- tot
fuel by the inhabitants o"f"Paianan
y toe innaoiianis oi t-amnau
i province) "only a few posts
H structure' being left stand-,
Isabela
of ' tho
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ing, according to a report ot J. H.
Butler,- 'superintendent' of schools) of
Isabela, to tho director ot educa
tion.
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The superintendent .thinks the
house should' bo ot historic import
ance and suggests that steps bo
taken to preservo the' 'site and
what is left of the building.
CANADIAN MORMONS
TO FLOOD MEXICO
, EL..PASO; Texas, Nov, 21. One
of the largest migrations ot Chris
tian' ''people of modern hlstory Is
that of abouf 200,000 MennonTtes,
'50,1)00 families, from Canada to
Mexico, which will begin la' Decern
ber. Their" trek is expected to last
two years.
Thelftnaonlte'iTior the past year
havijMeh looking! for now borne,
claiming, unjust treatment In Cana
da during the World War. Bight
nations have Tnvltod them. Land
"sharps"; and "boomers"- arid oth
ers havo tried to influence them.
After a dozen trips to Mexico
during which representatives con
ferred -with President Alvaro Ob
regon and officials of the Mexican
immigration service, tho leaders de
cided to settle in Mexico, after tbef
atato and national governments had
assured the Mennonites that they
could worship God as they pleased,
that they could hold all the tenets
of their religion and could enter
that country and make their per
manent home.
MOVH TO rOHTKR AUTO nt.IIIlM
IN '.MAtJjKIt 'cOMMUNmKtf
DETnoiT, Mloh.. Nov. IB. Tho
Initial jnote In an effort to Incroaso
membership of automob'llo' clubv In
larger cities of the country, to
promote new clubs In the intermed
iate and small cities and to bring
closer cd-oporatlon between motor
clubs generally, will bd inntto by
mooting November 21 and 22 of
tho cxbcutlvo board .of the Amer
ican Automobile Association and
presidents, secretaries and man
agers of state and city automobile
clubs from all parts of tho united
fltatos nt tho 3-day; mooting begin
ning today.
Whon tho smaller clubs ' havo
been placed .on a business basis
their operation will bo put in tho
hands of local motorists, tho In
terest of tho largor organisations'
being only to dovolop them to a
point insuring their success.
The plan also includes a provl
slon for establishment of mechan
ical aid service for mombera of
clubs Such a system is employed
in England. '
The A. A, .A. touring board al
so expects to1 be active during tho
conference, 'planning to carry' its
map making work forward. An ef
fort will be mado to havp each club
in every, state p.rovldo. accurate
and up-to-date, maps for .its mem
bers. DETROIT, Mich., Nov. 21. "Tho
Barbed, wiro, fence telephones aro
being, Installed In two communities
In this ..county that have never had
a telephone, County Agent 0, M.
Osborno reports. Plans are bolng
furnished by this office.
. Corson county, 87 miles long and
sparsely settled, had little telepbono
sorvlce until Mr. Osborne thought ot
using the fence linos. ' Today a ma
jority of its farmors aro connected
up, though there are, still somo, In
the central part of, the county, six to
eight miles, from any neighbor, not
on the lino.
Worn out Inner tubes havo berfn
utilised for insulation., Tho cost for
each. farm home,, for Instruments and
line avoragos about $20.
BARGAIN SALE
OF P. O. STAMPS
IN SHANGHAI
SHANOHAl, Nov. 6. (By Mall)
The United States Postal Agency
at Shanghai is probably the only
American Post Office' that over held
what may be called a bargain sato
in stamps. This .happened this fall
arid was made'pbsslblo by a fluct
uation In the rata of exchange.
About a year ago as a measure
of convenience for the public the
American Post Offlco plated on
salo stamps that could be purchasod
in the currency of tho country,
based In value upon the Moxlcan
Dollars. Theso new stamps called
surcharge stamps merely were the
ordinary two-cent and other stamps
but 'thoy bore in black letters on
their face for the two-centers
the words "Shanghai 4 c China
Soon after' these stamps were is-
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Arthur J. Balfour, head of tho
lary Kughoa on hi arrival, In Washington. Aa a man. to be careless
his clothes, must m ettner very poor or very great, tne 'Briusn at
man. who is certainly not poor, must be a very, great man. indeed.)' .
at the oldjsoatHtswPWJkatjpugewjj
sued, by reason ot a, fluctuation in
tho rate ot money exchango- tho
sale of; the surcharge' stamps- had
to bo stoppod. , ,
Early this fall "tho monoy ox
ohango rato again wont to n point
nt which It was posslbto ugaln to
.placo theso stamps on salo arid
promptly a rush followod to buy
them. Thp reason- was tho nnxlnty
of collectors throughout tho world
to obtain sets ot tho stamps. It
was found that whllo a comploto
MECCA t AXI SERVICE
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WHERE PARTICULAR PEOPLE
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BUY THEIR DRUGS
WOOD
Tho saw mills are closing down and your, cheapest WQOd will
' ' ' soon bo' gone. ' . '
ONLY A FEW DAYS '
''" FOR GREEN SLAB ,
$3.50 per Cord 'Delivered '
$1:00 per Cord at Mill
We handle all kinds of
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"WOOD
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British delegation, sroeted by I
set ot stumps could bo purchased
nt tho Amorlcan Post Office' - In
Shnnghnl for Mox. 15.74, the same
sots wero bolng sold by collectors
In Now York nt a rate of Oold
$1.0 mid In London nt throe pounds.
Tho Amorlcan Post Office In Bhang
hal la tho only distributing office
In- tho world where these stamps
may ho obtained and they are Is
suod from' tho Shanghai office on
ly when tho exchange rato warrants
tholr sale.
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